Chairman Dean Sends DeLay to Gulag, Demands Purges



"It's time you all started calling me The Great Helmsman, Chairman Howard Zedean!"
"I think Tom DeLay ought to be shipped off to the Gulag, where he can serve his jail sentence down there," Dean told Massachusetts Democrats at their state convention, while wearing the trademark Chairman's hat. "I also think it's time you all started calling me The Great Helmsman, Chairman Howard Zedean!"
"The fact that Tom DeLay has not been indicted doesn't matter. We all know he's guilty. It's like the Newsweek's toilet story, or Dan Rather's false but accurate reporting. We cannot allow revolutionary justice to be watered down by archaic bourgeois procedures," The Great Helmsman continued. "I know that the top ten 'unethical' trip-takers in Congress are all Democrats with DeLay ranking 121st on the list. But it's also a matter of common knowledge that everything the Democrats do, contributes to the Greater Good™, while everything the Republicans do is ugly, nasty, and immoral. I hereby declare the beginning of the Great March against the ugly, nasty dialogue that is coming from the right wing of the American Republican Party!"
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Either way, the message seemed to indicate that Hilary Clinton is the best choice for 2008!! This at least shows that half of America already back us in our fight against evil money makers across the world.
PittsburghProletarian
Phewwww, all this Revolutionary talk has got me wound up. I need to relax with a sixer of Tsing-Tao and a friendly game of ping-pong.


If there is no longer any space available in the Gulag, the upper west side of Manhattan or the Village has plenty of room and is just as good at applying re-education to irridentists like Delay, who must be removed before he becomes a cancer on the body of the Great proletariat masses.
Anonymous
Comrade Zedean is right now, as he has always been. Years ago he proposed a 'commuter train' in the Socialist Peoples' Republic of Vermont. *Brilliant*! 'Paid for with 'federal government' money -- for the People!
It was a true slap in the face of the evil capitalists pigs! After all, the profit potential of a commuter train in Vermont is akin to starting a Lambourghini dealership in Bangladesh, or a 99-cent store on Rodeo Drive!
¡Viva para la Revolución!
Bill
Former resident of the Socialist Peoples' Republic of Vermont -- now trying to overthrow the corrupt capitalist regime in Cahleeforneeaah.