Che + Heart + Cowbell = World's Most Popular T-Shirt


![]() | A recent discussion on the People's Blog prompted us to create a new line of People's Products under the title "Che Heart Plus." The thinking behind it is that if we combine the most popular T-Shirt designs into one, we must surely come up with an ultimate, most popular design that will guarantee us a timeless commercial success for the Common Good. The idea is similar to the People's Cube FAQ, that is, if you combine all the FAQs that exist in the world in different languages, put them into a gigantic computer database financed by non-political charities sponsored by George Soros, and rearrange the questions in the order of priority, the list of world's most important FAQ must begin with "How to fight capitalism with Global Warming?" |
Below are similar designs featured in the order of priority. They are all available at our new Zazzle store. Add your ideas for the most popular shirts in the comments.
Visit the Che Heart Plus store and send the link to everyone you know. The store has the comment feature too! |

UPDATE:
11/25/2009 - Today Zazzle removed all our "Che Heart" images even though they were not based on Korda's photo. It seems that NONE of Che's images can be used now unless they are positive.

Is he becoming a second Mohammed (PBUH) and world's Marxists are going to riot over the desecration of his holy visage?












And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you Che doing the Tango, or the Cha Cha, or the Rumba, or a brand new dance straight out of the Bolivian jungle like "The Dead Che-Che" where a dancer first lies down, pretending he is dead, the pops up off the floor, stands on his toes, twirls around, pirouette style, and then flops down again.







Also might be something I'd want to wear while wearing my sidearm LOL.
It's funny though, very very funny.
If you want a bit of gun geekery, Comrade Che is said to have favored the Czech made VZ52 or 52/57 model of rifle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vz._52_rifle
In the famous picture of him aiming a pistol, I haven't been able to figure out what he is carrying, but I'm nearly certain it's either a Browning Hi Power or a 1911a1.


Or has that one been suggested already? I can't remember or find it if it has. Or Che <3 white guilt.


Red Square
Here's another direction... Will this work on a shirt?


Colonel 7.62
Here's one for ya. After having an argument with a local Useful Idiot, and being told I should broaden my horizons when I told him I had no use for an "Anti racism group for white people" I got to thinking a "Che <3 Progressive Guilt" might be good.Or has that one been suggested already? I can't remember or find it if it has. Or Che <3 white guilt.
Comrade Colonel, this is most interesting. Commisarka's amongst the MGTOW are calling for a Men's Council to parallel Dear Leaders White House Women's Council. Although the men have exclaimed they are not interested in such a council. Yes, comrades we are all victims now. The Star Chamber will be very busy, very progressive indeed.
Che <3 Racism.
Che <3 Sexism.
Che <3 Class War.
Che <3 Envy.
Che <3 Victimhood.
Che <3 Entitlement.
....Excuse me I need to go take shower now...


Colonel 7.62
HAHAH!! I love it! Although some viewing it might think the person wearing the shirt supports communist revolution, and others might actually get the fact it mocks Che.Also might be something I'd want to wear while wearing my sidearm LOL.
It's funny though, very very funny.
If you want a bit of gun geekery, Comrade Che is said to have favored the Czech made VZ52 or 52/57 model of rifle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vz._52_rifle
In the famous picture of him aiming a pistol, I haven't been able to figure out what he is carrying, but I'm nearly certain it's either a Browning Hi Power or a 1911a1.
It is no M1911A1. Not a civilian version either MK 84.


Guardian of Pravda
It is no M1911A1. Not a civilian version either MK 84.
I think I have solved the puzzle. It could be an FN model 1900 in .32. Look at the picture of him with his gun, and look at the FN 1900.
Che's diary mentions the execution of a prisoner with a .32 “….I ended the problem giving him a shot with a 32 (caliber)pistol in the right side of the brain, with exit orifice in the right temporal. He gasped for a little while and was dead. Upon proceeding to remove his belongings I couldn’t get off the watch tied by a chain to his belt, and then he told me in a steady voice farther away than fear: “Yank it off, boy, what does it matter…. I did so and his possessions were now mine.”


It is the rear sight on the pistol he is holding, plus what little shape I can make out of it, coupled with his known use of a .32 that really makes me think it is an FN 1900.


I know he has his finger too far into the trigger guard so this guy must have loved 'Jerking Off".

Back: “The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing, have seen their territory invaded by a new kind of slave: the Portuguese. The contempt and poverty unites them in the daily struggle, but the different way of dealing with life separates them completely;the black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations.”
- Che Guevara, The Motorcycle Diaries




Red Rooster
Comrade Mambome, is this a quote from the Great Che or the Great Marx?Che Marx a bastard son.
""All hail the one"'


"It is now perfectly clear to me that, as the shape of his head and the growth of his hair indicate, he is descended from the negroes who joined in the flight of Moses from Egypt (unless his mother or grandmother on the father's side was crossed with a nigger). Now this union of Jewishness to Germanness on a negro basis was bound to produce an extraordinary hybrid. The importunity of the fellow is also niggerlike." [10]
-Karl "Diversity" Marx
King of Brotherly Love
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Don't know where Hitler got those ideas from.... another shower comrades...


The original idea came from Comrade Otis, who made a video with this title. Then I made an avatar for our new member, Che Gourmet. Now it's time to make it an official shirt. A good item to wear in the kitchen or a barbecue with prog friends & family members.



REVOLOOSHINARY KOOK
Feeding the MASSES Since 1967














"Damnit child get out of my vodka chest, can't you see I'm gettin busy"
Now where was I... Oh yeah... Feeeeelingssss... whoah, whoah, woah, feeeeeelings.... woah woah woah feeeeeeeeeeeelllllliigns.... feeeeeellllllingssss of LUUUUUUUVEEEEEEEE...




ConservativeMuzhelozhstvo
On another note, I wanna t-shirt with Nancy Pelosi as Sgt. Schultz with "I KNOW NOTHING" in big red letters.Now that I like.
As to the rest.
Should not great party leader turn himself in for reactionary ideas such as capitalism and gain?
Should not those who foster this idea and provide inspiration not be placed on trial and found guilty of thought crimes and reactionary activities to the detriment of the party?
Should not the collective as a whole apply for a bailout. (It is not necessary it be needed just wanted)
Should I get my shovel. The new one that "The One' displayed elsewhere so I can bend over further for Party?







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Should I get my shovel. The new one that "The One' displayed elsewhere so I can bend over further for Party?Comrade Guardian, If you bend over further, will we see your red star? Regardless, I, as a true man of the party, personally think Che <3 shovels will represent best way to motivate proletariat to join party and start digging. Perhaps better than yelling Yelena!

I would, if I were under the oppressive yoke of capitalism and thrall to the RepubliKKKans, thank the party member who cited my quote, but I know that, as we are all one, it is as if I cited it myself. Think nothing of it Comrade RedRooster.


Nathalie Cardone - Che Guevara



Khruelchev
... I, as a true man of the party, personally think Che <3 shovels will represent best way to motivate proletariat to join party and start digging. Perhaps better than yelling Yelena!A most equal suggestion, comrade! I'll do it tomorrow.
In fact, I might also do a design with Yelling Yelena, as long as I can think of an appropriate caption. "Shovel-Ready"? Any other suggestions?


I have just divined the difference between a progressive and a thuggish Rethuglican. It's really quite simple. A conservative has weapons to protect him and his. The progressive has weapons to kill other people.
Conservatives are defensive. Progressives are offensive in every sense of the word.





This Bell Toils For You!


Khruelchev
Quote:
Should I get my shovel. The new one that "The One' displayed elsewhere so I can bend over further for Party?Comrade Guardian, If you bend over further, will we see your red star? Regardless, I, as a true man of the party, personally think Che <3 shovels will represent best way to motivate proletariat to join party and start digging. Perhaps better than yelling Yelena!
It might be star and it might be red but it is no order of anything.
As a lowly prole we are only allowed to think of these types of awards and recognize that for us they are frivolous things and fit only for Party
Our reward is in the Workers paradise where surely the shovels have softer handles and the rows are shorter.
Hei Ho Hei ho it's off to work I go.



And as promised - Yelling Yelena the Braying Babushka.
I can't decide which one to use. Or should I use both?






Long, I know.



I'm shovel ready. And Color Coordinated.







I do feel that I could donate some of my current 'BUSH SUCKS' collection to the local Goodwill to help the poor downtrodden masses, who are forced to shop there after the Bush administration disaster, that forced them to be total leeches on society, but it's just is so hard to part with them, just to make room for this fine Che line.
Would it be heresy if I actually did get rid of some them and actually realized that he ISN'T PRESIDENT anymore. I seem to have the same problem the our Glorious Party Leader Pelosi has. She just get let go of bashing Bush either, or the CIA, or anyone else who actually FOUGHT the war on terror.
Guidance Comrades?


When Comrade Red Square puts an ad on the top of the webpage, THAT is Current Truth(TM) and must be adhered to!


if you're hinting at a trade in, it's out of the question.
But perhaps it's a good topic for the People's Blog - what to do with the stockpiles of BUSH SUCKS T-shirts - gazillions of them - now that he's out of the office. Any ideas?
Perhaps we should develop a respectful and proper etiquette for discarding BUSH SUCKS T-shirts, pins, posters, and other anti-Bush items, similar to the one the right-wing jingoists have about discarding the American flag once it's worn out. I see a goldmine of possibilities. Any volunteers?






Comrade Snoogie Woogums
I'm in a bit of a quandry. Currently my T-shirt drawer is stuffed to the max with all my 'BUSH SUCKS' T-shirts. I really want to add this fine Che-line to my current inventory, but I'm running into a not enough current storage space situation.I do feel that I could donate some of my current 'BUSH SUCKS' collection to the local Goodwill to help the poor downtrodden masses, who are forced to shop there after the Bush administration disaster, that forced them to be total leeches on society, but it's just is so hard to part with them, just to make room for this fine Che line.
Would it be heresy if I actually did get rid of some them and actually realized that he ISN'T PRESIDENT anymore. I seem to have the same problem the our Glorious Party Leader Pelosi has. She just get let go of bashing Bush either, or the CIA, or anyone else who actually FOUGHT the war on terror.
Guidance Comrades?
Flip a coin. Heads you win Heads you lose. Then call the Goodwill Folks (All is not what it seems with them) and turn your self in for possible Thought Crimes. While in Prison sell the shirts.


Red Square has obviously given serious thought to this matter, and the quandry many of us proles face, when having to actually discard these beloved items to stay up with the current truth. I am sure we will soon have proper guidance from the party leadership, as to what is the exceptable and honorable method to use when sending them to T-shirt heaven.
It will be hard to part with my 'Bush Sucks' T-shirts, no matter the outcome though. I pride myself in having a superior Liberal education and trod in the lofty halls of trendy progressive academia. I can discuss Micro and Macro Economics and Marxist thought the best of them. I can shred Neo-Con logic and shred capitalistic stooge counter-points and thoughts to shreds in a blizzard of intellectual thought and discussion.
To not be able to display my vast intellectual knowledge and well thought intellectual positions, and high bred cultured upbringing to the masses by wearing a 'BUSH SUCKS' T-shirt anymore is really going to be missed.



Comrade Snoogie Woogums, this is brilliantly reductive of the bumper-sticker mentality of the bien pensant. My hat is off to you.
Such problems when people who are defined only in opposition to something else suddenly lose their raison d'être. Being in opposition is a good deal easier than doing something, and it makes you feel important, and you don't have to think through things.
Sorry about two French tropes in a single post.


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Therefore it is time to take up the banner of Current Truth™ and get a Che shirt. Besides if you don't, The Revolutionary Red Guard™ will be paying you a visit.I do have room in my kitchen for the glorious, 'Feed the Revolooshin!' cooking apron. I am happy to report that I have ordered two, one for in-door cooking and one for taking on camping trips ( I thought it would be a fine addition while cooking outdoors with my progressive friends as we sang 'Kumbaya' around the fire).
So, as you know, my house is always open for a friendly little pop-in visit on short notice by the Red Guards, there is really no need to at this time for another little friendly chat with them right now. I have to tell you though I really enjoyed the last time they showed up to talk to me, though It would have been nice if they would have called before so I could have made a nice pot of coffee ready for em before they dropped by. Say a call about 4 hours before they ahead next time, would be most appreciated (
Speaking of cooking. Commissar Theocritus I appreciate your post and also it is evident that you also harbor a superior Liberal education. I could tell by the use of your use of the French in your post. As a fellow who also travels in pointy headed lefty trended academic circles, I was most impressed. My question though in relation to cooking and wearing my Che apron in my kitchen. I cannot find the recipe for raison d'être that you alluded to in your post. I understand that raisin's are involved somehow but are we talking on a tart or a cake?
Bush really does Suck, by the way, I should know I have a Degree and all that.


"Che <3 War on Islam!"
Maybe have a picture of the dead Saddam Hussein behind him.
As I said to Col. 7.62 over IM, I wouldn't doubt that I might actually get assaulted wearing that shirt around Western WA State.


Comrade just_a_car
So, I registered after seeing this site for months from Colonel 7.62 and at his urging, due to my idea for a Che shirt:"Che <3 War on Islam!"
Maybe have a picture of the dead Saddam Hussein behind him.
As I said to Col. 7.62 over IM, I wouldn't doubt that I might actually get assaulted wearing that shirt around Western WA State.
Welcome aboard Comrade just_a_car. Now you must get in touch with yourInner Comrade, and learn about trueProgressive Guilt.
Now, shoulder your shovel, grab your People's Rifle(TM) and prepare your self denunciation. (Or don't bother, I'm sure Pinkie will find a way to denounce you)


So, you informed them of my "redistribution" of your People's Rifle™ to my possession? ;-)




And it is a good thing you have been born with a shovel in hand, it makes you more progressive and equal. In fact it makes your genes worthy of study and cloning.


Found a delightful couple that is more then willing to take my old sweaty 'Bush Sucks' hate wear off my hands, and I can give it to them in good ole progressive solidarity, and most importantly feel good about myself, in the liberal tradition of supporting total losers in our society. I'm off to order my new Che-heart tee's now!
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Who has stolen the Sixites? They're missing. It may be behind them carefully hidden as the 80's. (More Progressive) Is that Woodstock? Do I see Wavy Gravy?
Time to Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out.


Red Square
Che heart pole dancing too. The bad news is, he fell from the pole while hanging upside down and died a little, but the good news is, our friend Dr. Fuku happened to be around and used an old Bolivian tickling technique to undead him. Well, his toes mostly. The brain has gone bad, so that troubling smell is not actually a BO.
You hoo. You can't kill me off that easily, comrades. Here I am.



This will be needed before we have the Perfect Equality of Socialized Medicine.


A true Progressive Troglodyte doesn't need to think. A Prog Trog has his thought beamed into his tin-foil hat by Laika, noble space dog.
So enter the collective. You are safe here. You are secure here. You never have to worry here. Because we have spread worry and thought around so that no on has to.


Commissar Theocritus
Leninka, I do wish that you'd cleared that toilet with the Central Committee. There were plans to place the face of our Glorious Nansky Peloski on the bottom of every toilet. Nansky is dear to my heart but her recent, er, gaffes about what she knew will make her less than equal. Since she knows where every Progressive body is buried, only the Rethuglicans will take her out, but the Progressives will be happy to see her go. The Rethuglicans will do the wet work as they did with Jim Wright.This will be needed before we have the Perfect Equality of Socialized Medicine.
And to think that this is how I spent a Sunday afternoon. All for you, comrade Theocritus, all for you.



I wonder if we could make a video game out of it, for the male comrades of course. See who can anoint her eyes and mouth the fastest. With a scoreboard..
I think that I'll win. Since I had a catheter for six weeks some 14 years ago and since I was unconscious when they inserted it, I could not tell them it was too big. This gives me a better coverage.
To grace Comradette Peloski.


1. tshirts look positively smashing, Comrade Red Square; esp. the Shovel Ready Yelena and the Che Gourment tshirts
2. i really like the toilet inserts; i had a professor who hated Notre Dame and got as a present Notre Dame toilet paper. Perhaps similar effigies for disliked characters might grace the urinals and commodes of Amerikkka.
3. a Che facebook? and over 798 photos? Madre de Dios. Surely this is a benefit to the party in unmentionable ways!!!!
4. welcome new comrades. did you bring any liquor with you? cigarettes? bread? these will need to be handed over to the party immediately for redistribution to the masses.


And what's with all this murder bit? You can tell from his eyes that he wouldn't, like, do that.


This comrade envisions a pic combining the twinkle-toes Che with the shovel, proclaiming "I'm Shovel-Ready, Comrades! Are you?" A variation could be the same caption with all the onlookers ready with shovels.
Comrade Snoogie Woogums, might this comrade suggest an easy solution to you t-shirt problem: simply add one word painted over the original motto, to make it read "Bush Still Sucks" and now you will have a drawer-full of new-and-improved t-shirts! Perhaps even adding on the back "Every problem The One has was inherited from W!" altho some of those words are too big and complicated for the average People's School gradumanate.















Dangerous on a quadruple date!




Commissar Theocritus
7.62, I have first dibs on the missile. I've been after one for quite some while you know--sicking the amalgam of Bruno and the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits on my objectionable neighbor isn't quite the same as that lovely mushroom cloud.Commissar, I will happily share in true fraternal socialist fashion. When I get the missile I will shoot it, and then you can take it and shoot it as well. There is a pesky Comrade Joe who has taken out several of my strike teams that must be dealt with. Would you like me to give you the launch codes when I am done with it?


Which is scaring the hell out of me and the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits.


Commissar Theocritus
Yes, please. And I need to tell you that the Che Monster, once at Rancho de Rio Grande, has been corrupted by Bruno into the Cher Monster.Which is scaring the hell out of me and the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits.
Cher Monster? CHER MONSTER? HOLY LENIN'S EMBALMED CORPSE BATMAN! Oh the horrors!
Does it look something like this? I'm guessing that is Bruno or one of his friends in the background? OTOH if the Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbits are scared that is good right Comrade?
