Commissarka Pinkie Investigates Vodka Rations


Wow, Pup. That last one is messed up. That's a good way to get dead fast.










Premier Betty
Maybe this will get us off the topic of drinking too much.And back to the exploitation of women.... Sigh....


Premier Betty
Maybe this will get us off the topic of drinking too much.Funny. But this still prevents me from taking ballet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkiIsmFOWjI
(aside) hey, how do I put a video directly into the post?






COMRADE DIRK DID IT!!!!!
Yes, he's the one I woke up to find in the shower, pretending to be Our Glorious Leader (who, last I heard, was in a coma from some bogus vodka Dirk tried to palm off on me).
He's also the one who threw the red commie man-panties in with the whites, turning the laundry pink, and SMO purple with rage.
He's the one with the Jar-Jar jimmy-jams. Thought he could use them to implicate Comrade Betinov. Really! Like, who besides Dirk could be demented enough to make such a lamewad leap as that?
Oh, and I guess this means I owe Betinov an apology? Wait a minute, what am I thinking? Bush means never having to say you're sorry. Betinov, about my false accusation? Bush's fault!

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Yes, he's the one I woke up to find in the shower, pretending to be Our Glorious Leader (who, last I heard, was in a coma from some bogus vodka Dirk tried to palm off on me).BWAHAHAHA everything is falling perfectly into place. Janet and the empress have been disposed of. That infernal trapazoid has been rendered useless, and soon the big oil ninjas will arrive and present this site to his lordship Bushitler as "theCapitalistCube" BWAHAHAHAHAHA








comrade dirk
Pray to whatever god/fictional character/toaster you want. NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Oh great flying spaghetti monster! Spicy be thy sauce! Thy garlic's done, thy meatballs come on platters as they are in kitchens. Help us now, we plead, thy dough we surely knead, come to our aid for we have prayed so deliver us some antipasto."



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It's not too late for you Betty. We could use you in the development of our new "Grand Theft Auto: DNC edition". JOIN US BETTY OR FALL WITH YOUR COMRADES.Must... fight... sell out... instincts... must not... give in....
Must... act... like all... heroes... should
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0T9ZMYH6xkU


If you look very carefully, you can see in the background rocks and the ocean.
Look hard..yadadada..do you see it?

And with this I've disposed of those damned man-panties once and for all.


Commissar Theocritus
If you look very carefully, you can see in the background rocks and the ocean.Look hard..yadadada..do you see it?
Back . . . rock . . . hard . . .
Wait a minute, what am I supposed to see?


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Back...rock...hard...Art thou in drag? Oh, no, that man-panties bit. But I'm so confused now.
If you look carefully, you will notice that if we can clone proles like this and market them, they would form the assets of a fundamentally sound economy.
And I am NOT apologizing.


<runs into next room>
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
<returns>
I'm okay... I think....


Well, let's hear it for euphony. That's about all it's got going for it.
HEAR AND BELIEVE. It ain't a virus. It ain't contagious. It ain't catching. It doesn't go through the air. If it were catching I suspect a lot of people would figure a way to find a cure--and a lot of people would take it. It would make life a hell of a lot easier.






Commissar Theocritus
But I promise you--I REALLY PROMISE YOU--that you will not (1) go blind over seeing a man's bum; (2) you will not turn gay over seeing a man's bum (3) you will not go gay if you TOUCH a man's bum (4) you will not go gay if a man touches your bumI can personally attest to this.


Commissar Theocritus
I promise you--I REALLY PROMISE YOU--that you will not (1) go blind over seeing a man's bum; (2) you will not turn gay over seeing a man's bum (3) you will not go gay if you TOUCH a man's bum (4) you will not go gay if a man touches your bum<covering eyes>
I don't care! It's something that I don't want to look at and don’t need to look at!
<reaches for rusty spoon>
There's only one way to settle this....






<drops gun in punch bowl and attempts to reach for rusty spoon again, but grabs candlestick instead>
*bonk*
Ow
*bonk*
OW! This isn't a spoon!



Got Lip Balm?

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Meow, I know that you like that picture better. But I do have an advantage after all. Since I don't care, I can torment you with this:THE PAIN! OH GOOD MARX THE PAIN! give me that (steals spoon from Premier Betty) DIE YOU EVIL EYES! DIE!




dirk
steals spoon from Premier Betty) DIE YOU EVIL EYES! DIE!<still covering eyes>
Hey, I wasn't done with that yet!
<stumbles over chair and falls down 3 flights of stairs>
Look what you have done to me! Please just let me gouge out my eyes in peace!









It would be funny if they were false and if they fell out while she is accepting the Democrat nomination.

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By claiming disability and getting free money from the government?Soberness counts as disability, right?



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Yes, and so is being a democrat<off karakter>
That one might actually be true








Can't sue what you can't find!
<stuffs wallet down throat>
Mmmph... gmmmhhpp... *choke*
....
*thud*
<begins turning blue>




Eeeewww....
<shudders>






Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I can't tell the difference, Theocritus. An ass is featured in both pictures that you have submitted for collective viewing... only this latest picture has craggier rocks and a sea of deception.I think in the first picture Pinkie is leering at the fine crags and clefts, whereas in the second picture Captain Jean-Luc Picard is leering at our many titted empress.


Commissar Theocritus
All right, here's retribution for that damnable optical illusion that Red posted.If you look very carefully, you can see in the background rocks and the ocean.
Look hard..yadadada..do you see it?

And with this I've disposed of those damned man-panties once and for all.
Not to scorch your eyes again, Betty, but I'm wondering a few things about the photo.
A. is this Batman on vacation? or is it just another handsome Mediterranean to which we're always losing our women?
B. what exactly is he doing? Peeing on his friends clothes? kicking sand in a 100lb weakling nudist? getting ready to dash into the cold surf where his scrotums will shrivel up like SunMaid raisins? or just standing waiting for some handsome thing to come and sweep him off this all-male nude beach?
C. would the Spartans have had this build?
D. what is that small speck in the distance at which he stares? is that Grace Kelly careening off a mountain road? By Che! No. It's the commisar of appropriate dress - best get those rags back on again, there, Prole.
C. where can I purchase me some glutes like that? i have no ass. it was given to the party early on for the sake of progress.


AbecedariusRex
comrade dirk
Pray to whatever god/fictional character/toaster you want. NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Oh great flying spaghetti monster! Spicy be thy sauce! Thy garlic's done, thy meatballs come on platters as they are in kitchens. Help us now, we plead, thy dough we surely knead, come to our aid for we have prayed so deliver us some antipasto."

At least now that I'm a Goreman and a member of the CFSM, I don't have to be conflicted... the higher temperatures help the garllc toast along... and neither of my parents need to feel as if I've abandoned their Church, as my Dad's always been a devout CFSMer (and a Pirate... argh!) and Mom's a Goreman (and there's a direct corelation between the drop in the population of Pirates and the increase in Global warming... except in 1932, for some reason)... it's my little brother, the Jew, I'm worried about... definitely a lost cuber if there ever was one... and we had such high hopes when he was growing up.
Ramen!


AbecedariusRex
Not to scorch your eyes again, Betty, but I'm wondering a few things about the photo.You didn't have to quote the photo! Just the text, JUST THE TEXT!!!!!
Where did that rusty spoon go...?



Oh my Lenin! I think I'm falling into another Putinka-induced nightmare!
Betty, quick! I need to borrow your rusty spoon and that gun.
Goodbye, cruel world!


Pinkie, not only is Chipmunk Empress horrifying, but isn't she leering at Senator Chuckie Cheese, the Senior senator from New York? I wonder if they would join Bishop Spong having some, er, games on his altar. With our MTE I suppose it would involve blood sacrifices. After all, she's moved up from the Hildo Hydra, at least for a while.
But bright lights, bright lights. Remember what we learned in Manhunter: blood looks black in moonlight, and we could never lose the symbolism of red blood.


Commissarka Pinkie
Oh my Lenin! I think I'm falling into another Putinka-induced nightmare!Betty, quick! I need to borrow your rusty spoon and that gun.
Goodbye, cruel world!




NO PINKIE!!!
DO NOT DO IT!!! IT IS A TRICK!!!
The Borat, that Qazaq skum, and his Blue Bell, are loose in The People's Cube again, and someone has given them access to the computers in order to drive us mad by wreaking havoc with badly PhotoShopped portraits of our beloved Highness... I wonder who it could be?!? The same one who keeps letting them in no doubt.... we will have to observe the surveillance footage from those hidden security cameras we had installed... I will notify the His Incarnadine Angular Benificence at once, and then this mystery may be solved for once and for all....
Calm yourself Pinkie... All will be well... When we have ascertained the identity of the saboteur(s), we will first take their sabot (such political Luddites do not even deserve footwear!), and then we will make them pay for their crimes against the Cube and her loyal members (according to the wishes of our Her Highness and Red Square). But in preparation, I believe we should sharpen our shovels. If nothing else, the act will centre us and help to hone our righteous indignation and consider what forms our retribution may take.
SMO
Sister is one pissed off Dolphin, as culprit is no doubt responsible for Hummel beaning incident, from which I am still not finished being angry... and now to have brought you to this state of upset... They will pay... oh yes... they will pay...


Green, Earth Friendly, Environmentally Conscious, and Ecologically Correct Horilka, Batman! Will my Putinka induced nightmare never end?


Commissarka Pinkie
Green, Earth Friendly, Environmentally Conscious, and Ecologically Correct Horilka, Batman! Will my Putinka induced nightmare never end?
Uh, no.

www.whysoserious.com


Commissarka Pinkie
Green, Earth Friendly, Environmentally Conscious, and Ecologically Correct Horilka, Batman! Will my Putinka induced nightmare never end?
Horilka is how the Ukrainians pronounce it (since the word is Ukrainian for firewater). The correct Russian pronunciation is Gorilka, with a hard "G", as in Al Gore: GORILKA. Which in the oppressive capitalist English language means Global Warming Vodka. Once again, Pinkie hit the kulak right on the head with her shovel.



So let's hear it to that Aqua Regia, which Progressive Members can use to dissolve platinum and gold--and the world's best economies too.


AbecedariusRex
Commissarka Pinkie
Green, Earth Friendly, Environmentally Conscious, and Ecologically Correct Horilka, Batman! Will my Putinka induced nightmare never end?
Uh, no.

www.whysoserious.com
SWEET!!!!
So is there going to be both The Joker and Two Face in the new movie? It didn't show much, but that coin at the end definitely belonged to Two Face. Plus Batman is such a great comic because it's so realistic. All the villains are psychopaths and don't have crazy superpowers and stuff like in the Superman comics and other ones.
I can't wait for the new movie!!!


Premier Betty
SWEET!!!!So is there going to be both The Joker and Two Face in the new movie? It didn't show much, but that coin at the end definitely belonged to Two Face. Plus Batman is such a great comic because it's so realistic. All the villains are psychopaths and don't have crazy superpowers and stuff like in the Superman comics and other ones.
I can't wait for the new movie!!!
ditto ditto ditto.
Apparently Harvey Dent is going to emerge as the bescarred half faced loony. Should be fun.




Commissar Theocritus
Couldn't finish the Batman movie with Danny diVito as the Penguin.Well who could, my man? That was Tim Burton and in the days when the Batman movies were all about making something rather ludicrous. Batman 1 with Micheal Keaton and Jack Nicholson was okay, Batman 2 by Burton was fairly good, but pretty cartoonish still, Batman 3 with the Riddler played by Jim Carrey was pretty atrocious, and Batman 4 with George Clooney and the Governator was laughably bad (see video below)
But the "Batman Begins" done by Christopher Nolan (who is directing the new "Dark Knight") transcends the superhero genre into the realm of great film making. It doesn't just tell a comic book story it tells a gripping human drama with a superhero as the main character. Minus Katie Holmes the movie is utterly kick ass. (see below)
If you haven't yet seen "Batman Begins" see it. The other movies are no gauge whatsoever.


AbecedariusRex
If you haven't yet seen "Batman Begins" see it. The other movies are no gauge whatsoever.Agreed. It shall become mandatory party viewing!!!!
Although the You Tube video above doesn't do it justice.




I come back to this thread to find a full blown discussion about Batman and his seemingly endless parade of archnemeses. (sp?) Or did I accidentally stumble--again--into that "Comic Book Supervillains and the Dateless Wonders Who Would Emulate Their Quest for World Dominance If Only They Could Move Out of Their Mother's Basement" chat room?
Wherever I am, since I'm here, I may as well make some annoying comment.
You guys go ahead and laugh, but for me, it's the 1966 Batman movie.
Now there's a cautionary tale for us all. Imagine if a variation of this happened in real life: World leaders dehydrated by the real supervillains of the world--the Republican Party--only to get the brightly colored particles all mixed up after Dick Cheney mistakes them for Dan Quayle and shoots the vials with his air gun.
We'd need a plan to remix and rehydrate the particles. Otherwise, Hugo Chavez could become the most reviled leader in history, declaring illegal wars on other countries just to steal their oil, while Hollywood celebrities will be lining up outside the White House to schmooze with Bush and tell him how great the U.S.A. is.
And at the Nobel Awards Ceremony in Stockholm next month, it would be King Carl Gustaf of Sweden saying to Al Gore, "Why don't you shut up?"
The very thought makes me shudder in horror.
Now, if this is the aforementioned chat room, I've probably been banned already. If it's The People's Cube, then I'm going back out to pick up one of those "No Nerd Strips."
Anyone want me to bring back anything?



And I do date, I met this hot chick on-line, cutie_nobush04 (wow "nobush" just like that hot porn site!), and we are going to meet at the mall for some eggrolls then she's coming back to my place to watch the LOTR Trilogy. So there!





http://www.iit.edu/~marrjam/viking_kittens/default2.htm


Premier Betty
Hey, nerds are smart! I'm a geek.I'm somewhere below geek, I have dream, to be a geek.


How Geeky Are You?
How Nerdy Are You?
I seem to recall a long time ago, a friend had on her blog "Are You a Geek or a Nerd" quiz, but I can't find that one now (though of course I'll keep looking).


Commissarka Pinkie
For your time wasting pleasure:How Geeky Are You?
How Nerdy Are You?
I seem to recall a long time ago, a friend had on her blog "Are You a Geek or a Nerd" quiz, but I can't find that one now (though of course I'll keep looking).
And so goes another Friday night hypnotized by our monitors in Mom's garage (basement). The sacrifices we make for The PartyTM


Nerd, Geek, or Dork?
I rated "Pure Dork."
The things I do for The Party--and on Friday nights!
I'm going back to that site with the men's thongs.


Red Jim
Be nice or I'll send my warriors of Rohan after you!http://www.iit.edu/~marrjam/viking_kittens/default2.htm
OMG. Was that a +3 vorpal warhammer or a mace of striking used by that bellicose feline?




Commissarka Pinkie
You guys go ahead and laugh, but for me, it's the 1966 Batman movie.
Would that be this movie?


Commissarka Pinkie
You guys go ahead and laugh, but for me, it's the 1966 Batman movie.
or was it this one?
(oh, wait, that wasn't Batman was it?)


Commissarka Pinkie
Nerd, Geek, or Dork?I rated "Pure Dork."
Whatever you do, Pinkie, don't trust those who rate 50% man 50% bear 50% pig.
I rated:
60% Red, 21% Square, 39% People's Director