It is a matter of common knowledge that the old-fashioned idea of One Nation Undivided is incompatible with diversity and multiculturalism. For the same reason, the concept of One Obama Logo For All has been recently found at conflict with the presidential hopeful's philosophy of catering to each minority group with a different set of words and images. As a result, his campaign has unveiled a new collection of ethnically-specific Obama logos to match each minority's pre-approved role, legend, and grievances, in full compliance with the divide-and-conquer revolutionary doctrine developed by Antonio Gramsci and perfected by Saul Alinsky.

Every progressive knows that minorities can not be self-reliant and must be treated condescendingly. It is for their own good, therefore, that the vanguard of the progressive movement defines their identities for them and tells them how they ought to feel, think, act, and vote. And, of course, what kind of blue Obama-branded T-shirts to wear. Blue is the new red.

The official Obama-Biden website provides the following alphabetical list of Party-approved minority groups who must live and act within the boundaries assigned to them by their progressive betters, as indicated in their group-specific Obama logo:

African-Americans, Arab-Americans, Asian-Americans, Disabled-Americans, Environmental-Americans, Euro-Americans, Faith-Americans, First-Americans, Foreign-Americans, Generation-Obama-Americans, Jewish-Americans, Kids-Americans, Labor-Americans, Latino-Americans, LGBT-Americans, Mediterranean-Americans, Military-Americans, Pacific-Americans, Republican-Americans, Rural-Americans, Senior-Americans, Small-Business-Americans, Sportsmen-Americans, Student-Americans, Veteran-Americans, and Women-Americans.

Real-life examples of Party-approved ethnic, gender, age, regional, and other minority voices in the skillfully directed chorus declaring Obama a new supreme leader.

Clearly no member of ethnic minority should be allowed, under any circumstances, to oppose Obama. By doing so they will equate themselves to the self-reliant and individualistic, success-driven Caucasian male grownups, which is patently absurd. Someone has yet to answer for the existence of Thomas Sowell, Michael Steele, and Condi Rice. What will happen to the Party if all minority representatives stop representing and abandon the progressive protection racket?

Why couldn't Filipino-American community organizers impose ethnic collectivism on Michelle Malkin when she went off course that had been compassionately defined for her by the intellectual betters in the progressive movement? Obviously her ethnic community lacked the much needed Obama T-shirts for "Asian Americans & Pacific Islanders" bought with taxpayer money awarded to them by US Congress. Hopefully things will change with the recent bailout package that contains millions in earmarks for Party-controlled community organizations.

Community organizing is pivotal to the revolutionary goal to divide society into confrontational minority groups, breed discontent, and whip up class and culture war sentiment. Not only does it open up lucrative opportunities for political and financial manipulation by community organizers (think of it as an added bonus), but the constant clash of group interests poisons the culture, sends cracks through the foundations of American society, and delivers mortal blows to individual liberties - much to the progressive movement's delight.

This results in a longing for a popular supreme leader - the Ultimate Community Organizer - who will replace the agonizing pain with a comfortable numbness; chaos with unity; bitter divisiveness with total conformity. He will promise to save us from failure by guaranteeing a total equality of outcomes regardless of our ability and according to our needs. The scope and nature of our needs shall be defined for us by the benevolent leader and his enlightened advisers. This will be a change the wounded country won't be able to refuse.

But why the future tense? The change is already here. All it needs is a little push in the polls. ACORN activists are standing by.

Researchers at our Karl Marx Treatment Center have identified a number of minorities still untargeted by the Obama campaign and are suggesting the following logos for consideration by the Democrat strategists:

Coat of arms of the Soviet Union encircled by Coats of arms of the 15 Soviet Republics (a 1972 Soviet propagandistic poster).

LOGO DIVERSITY IS SPONSORED BY:

Oh my God, as a joke I said recently that we would all have to wear our special star if Obama is elected. I think he's really a Nazi.

This post reminded me of the glory days of the USSR even before I saw the old Soviet poster at the end. Ahh, the glory days of the Soviet Union, where every republic had its own version of the federal coat of arms, and its own variety of the Union's flag with the sickle and hammer. Maybe the Obamessiah would appoint each of the 57 states a new flag, with a different take on his logo?

Maybe we should start a thread, where each party member posts her/his new state flag?

I suppose if someone wanted a group for people who do not identify with any particular group, they would be deemed a hate-mongering non-team player. Put me down for the Vegitarian Environmentalist Non-smoking Aspiring Left-handers (VENAL) if that's how I get my meat ration from the central planners.

It will be better than you imagine: In China, minority delegates to the National Peoples Congress are compelled to wear traditional costumes while their majority Han Chinese betters wear business suits. I look forward to finding out what my logo is and, later, what costume I am to wear.

Will we be assigned only one Obama logo, or can we be assigned different ones all at the same time? For example, I'm eligible to join Women for Obama, Europeans for Obama (further broken down into Scottish, German, etc.) and when I turn 55 and start getting bombarded with junk mail from the AARP, I should also be eligible for the Seniors logo, yes?

At that point, will I have to give up the benefits of the logos I already have in favor of Seniors benefits only, or will I get to multiple-dip, or suckle if you will, from--from--well, if not the Obamessiah, then who will have all the teats?

Maybe it's too early for me to start fretting about that. After all, I won't turn 55 for at least another thirty years yet.

I think we should make the American flag multicultural. We will replace the stars with various symbols (Jewish star, Pentegram, male/female symbols, cross biohazard warning, etc.) We will need to vastly increase the number of stripes to represent the original culture groups in colonial america as well, all of which must be a different color.

WHAT? No Lawyer-Americans?

You are gifted, Oleg!

Throw away your clunky, obsolete old Swiss Army knives!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Throw away your clunky, obsolete old Swiss Army knives!

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Let's go one step further and get throw away the guns and other weapons of the bitter clingers. By doing this, we can use the metal for cheeldren's play slides, or shapeless art, or other Party approved projects.

Obama's ingenuity knows no bounds the great Messiah will cure cancer by placing his seal on cancer victims head.

This would make a great stamp for our soon to be socialist nation!
Just like the Islam Stamp

Just one question. Could this be a lick-able stamp?

I'll add more later.
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As the People's Cube insiders (The Inner Party) already know, this story originated on another recent thread, with some themes and images moving over to this one. Let me post some of the others. Of course, everyone is encouraged, to the extent of their abilities (not more and not less), to add their own minority-specific Obama logos, as well as new state emblems, flags, etc.

Just one question. Could this be a lick-able stamp?

Yes. But only if a camel licks it or you use camel spit in that little bowl with the sponge in it.

Maybe I'll take this logo as my new name. Of course, since no one knows how to pronounce it, they'll simply call me The Commissarka Formerly Known As Pinkie.

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Of course, this is only a prototype. The Messiah has a team of agit prop's tirelessly working on redesigning the American flag.
They "Hope" to find a design that our progressive comrades will take pride in flying, instead of burning. They "Believe" the correct balance is found when the evil Right-Wing Kapitalists are the only ones willing to burn the American flag.
This is the "Change" we've been waiting for Comrades!

I clicked on the link and was laughing my ass of until I realized it was actually Obama's offical web site. Unbelievable!!!!

My Name Is Top Secret wrote:I think we should make the American flag multicultural. We will replace the stars with various symbols (Jewish star, Pentegram, male/female symbols, cross biohazard warning, etc.) We will need to vastly increase the number of stripes to represent the original culture groups in colonial america as well, all of which must be a different color.

LOL. In this case, Obama is doing a satire of himself. It's too much.

I have to admit. I surf the political blogs frequently and this is one of my favorite bookmarks. When I come here, I actually laugh. I mean laugh, as in a heartfelt chuckle. Not the resigned "ha ha ha" that I experience when I read the news or other blogs.

Spot-on satire, comrades. Spot on!

You guys put the fun back into "the country's sliding into a Marxist sinkhole"

Carolyn Criss wrote:You guys put the fun back into "the country's sliding into a Marxist sinkhole"

I never knew the fun was already there to be taken out.

Welcome, Carolyn--come back soon and often.

Carolyn Criss wrote:LOL. In this case, Obama is doing a satire of himself. It's too much.

I have to admit. I surf the political blogs frequently and this is one of my favorite bookmarks. When I come here, I actually laugh. I mean laugh, as in a heartfelt chuckle. Not the resigned "ha ha ha" that I experience when I read the news or other blogs.

Spot-on satire, comrades. Spot on!

You guys put the fun back into "the country's sliding into a Marxist sinkhole"

People's Cube ^TM puts the Ulla back into Gulag!

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Someone needs to come up with a "journalists for Obama" logo. I think that is his largest and most vocal group of supporters. Should be something involving a tingling leg.

Comrades,

It seems our Messiah has forgotten American-Americans. He also needs to acknowledge the fractional Americans. As far as I can tell, I'm a (fractions unspecified or impossible to assess) Scandinavian-Briton-German-veteran-Midwestern-gun–owning-once–Buddhist-southpaw-literate-stock–owning-straight–but–often–gaydar–tripping-short–haired-dog–loving-curry–loving-cookie–baking-motorcyclist-unicycle–challenged-hallucinogen–experienced-worked–at–McDonald's-multiply–insured-once–hit–by–a–car–but–emerged–unscathed-expat-passport–owning-debt–free-grammar–prescriptivist-agnostic-knew–the–Little–Red–Book–would–go–back–in–print–after–Tiananmen–Massacre-American. So what's in it for me?

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

It seems our Messiah has forgotten American-Americans. He also needs to acknowledge the fractional Americans. As far as I can tell, I'm a (fractions unspecified or impossible to assess) Scandinavian-Briton-German-veteran-Midwestern-gun–owning-once–Buddhist-southpaw-literate-stock–owning-straight–but–often–gaydar–tripping-short–haired-dog–loving-curry–loving-cookie–baking-motorcyclist-unicycle–challenged-hallucinogen–experienced-worked–at–McDonald's-multiply–insured-once–hit–by–a–car–but–emerged–unscathed-expat-passport–owning-debt–free-grammar–prescriptivist-agnostic-knew–the–Little–Red–Book–would–go–back–in–print–after–Tiananmen–Massacre-American. So what's in it for me?

Half an extra ration of beet.

Commissarka Pinkie - Thanks.

AbecedariusRex - LOL - I don't know where you got that video clip, but it's hysterical.

Zmdavid - The Obama logo sinking in a fish tank, perhaps?

Comrade_Tovarich - That's called individualism! We don't do that in this country anymore. Get with the program.

Rosserppo Tsilaicos wrote:

Of course, this is only a prototype. The Messiah has a team of agit prop's tirelessly working on redesigning the American flag.
They "Hope" to find a design that our progressive comrades will take pride in flying, instead of burning. They "Believe" the correct balance is found when the evil Right-Wing Kapitalists are the only ones willing to burn the American flag.
This is the "Change" we've been waiting for Comrades!

Comrade Tsilaicos:

Even though our soon-to-be new General Secretary Obamessiah would not stoop to asserting captialist "intellectual property" claims, I have no doubt he would take great offense at your upside-down portrayal of his new Obama Flag which not only falsely implies that he's in distress but also omits his image. Unless you want to spend extra time in the Gulag, please remember to always use only the Official Obama Flag and also learn to sing the official Obama Anthem, which will soon replace the Internationale.

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As penance for your disrespect of the Obama Flag, you must spend two weeks with Weather Kommissar Bill Ayers learning how to disrespect the capitalist symbol of oppression, which capitalist slaves who cling to their guns call "Old Glory."

Praise Obamessiah,
Gorbels Cube

zmdavid wrote:Someone needs to come up with a "journalists for Obama" logo. I think that is his largest and most vocal group of supporters. Should be something involving a tingling leg.

I was trying to do something quickly to that effect but came up with something completely different...


Although, come to think of it, mainstream journalism fits in quite nicely too... No pun intended... Something to do with Obamagasm...

While I must admit a certain affinity for the Red stripes in Rosserppo Tsilaicos' fine artwork, I must point out that current agitprop regulations require a majority of green color in the field to honor our commitment to save our planet from rampant climate change.

Perhaps we need a committee to ensure all colors be included in all artwork posted. Carry on.

Also, don't forget "Dentists for Obama"


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McCain says "No drilling" means lots-o' pain;
Obama gives treatment that stops the pain:
Let carbon decayed
in cavities stay--
To drill we don't need with Obamacain.

Praise Obamessiah,
Gorbels Cube

Ooooohhhhh!!! I just got the plumber logos.

Red Square wrote:

zmdavid wrote:Someone needs to come up with a "journalists for Obama" logo. I think that is his largest and most vocal group of supporters. Should be something involving a tingling leg.

I was trying to do something quickly to that effect but came up with something completely different...


Although, come to think of it, mainstream journalism fits in quite nicely too... No pun intended... Something to do with Obamagasm...

Is that the seal of approval signifying rigorous testing?

(karacter off)Incredible~ I can't believe that this is not satire. I went to the Obama site......unreal! We really are spinning toward marxism, fast!

(karacter on) POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
I can't wait to get a new tee shirt, but will there be sweatshirts too? It gets really cold digging in October. (I know shut up and dig prole).
(Karacter off) Ugh! got to change the radio station. BA BA WA WA is screaming at Elizabeth Hasselback again! What a catfight!!!! Hey, I hear Sarah Palin (the real one), is going to be on SNL. Hope Todd is toting a gun, concealed of course!

Today's parody is tomorrow's reality.

Comrades,

I will enjoy my extra half-ration of beet while I stand, shovel in hand, before the grave I will dig for myself for the crime of possibly postulating personal identity.

By the way, are we not in need of a new color scheme? Red is historically proper, and Green is the new Red. I'm not red-green colorblind, but some comrades are. How shall we address this?

Oh, I answered my own question: Green = Red (and vice versa). Accordingly, there's no meaningful difference.

Sorry for the interruption. I shall self-criticize myself while I still have the chance.

I'm not red-green colorblind, but some comrades are.

Comrade Tovarich. I am red/green "color challenged" and you should understand that any good Marxist, Leninist, Obama-ist, is not blind! Are you saying that Marxism itself is blind? Are you saying the policies of The One^TM are blind? Are you saying The Current Truth^TM is blind?

Enjoy that beet, comrade. It may be your last!

Women! Throw out your heavy, cumbersome, cluttered purses and say goodbye to shoulder pain forever! As you can see by the convenient new "O"-ganizer illustrated below, everything you keep in your purse can now be right at your fingertips in an attractive, stylish, politically-correct O case that shows the whole world your support for Our Chosen One and how much you care about The Real Issues. Fits in any size pocket or purse or can even be implanted on whatever part of your body you like, so you'll never have to worry about being kicked out of line for not having your Obama O!

Supplies are limited, so order get on the waiting list now!


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Carolyn Criss wrote:Spot-on satire, comrades. Spot on!

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Also, there's no other forum I'm aware of where you can have the degree of intelligent discussion you can have here, except for some of the email exchanges I have with comrade coworkers in real life.

Comrade Blogunov,

Is it not a tad to early to be partaking of the official, Party Approved, Margarita™?

Here - MSM Journalists for Obama


And, specifically - MSNBC for Obama

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Comrade Blogunov,

Is it not a tad to early to be partaking of the official, Party Approved, Margarita™?

Scary. I just hope I can finish my bunker before the election.

Er...
Um...

I mean, how very progressive. I can't wait to wear his seal in my hand, or maybe my forehead. How Glorious!

Stalin for Time wrote:Enjoy that beet, comrade. It may be your last!

Comrade Stalin for Time,

The beet, it is delicious. My self-criticism and external-criticism are complete: Mine eyes have seen the light that, being white, is thus a combination of all colors and as inclusive as the Party itself. Yet this feeling, this strange unknown feeling of things feeling good, it is like opium, of the people or even the real thing. Such is the power of Current Truth!

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

I will enjoy my extra half-ration of beet while I stand, shovel in hand, before the grave I will dig for myself for the crime of possibly postulating personal identity.

By the way, are we not in need of a new color scheme? Red is historically proper, and Green is the new Red. I'm not red-green colorblind, but some comrades are. How shall we address this?

Oh, I answered my own question: Green = Red (and vice versa). Accordingly, there's no meaningful difference.

Sorry for the interruption. I shall self-criticize myself while I still have the chance.

How many fingers do you see, comrade?

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: Party Approved, Margarita™?

It's basically like a Margarita only there's no Tequila, Triple Sec or Ice. Plenty of salt, though.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote: Mine eyes have seen the light that, being white, is thus a combination of all colors and as inclusive as the Party itself.

Comrade, is that a racist comment or is it the odor of mundacity that I smell?

rosie wrote:Oh my God, as a joke I said recently that we would all have to wear our special star if Obama is elected. I think he's really a Nazi.

HEIL OBAMA! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!



Oh, don't mind me, just practicing...

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: Party Approved, Margarita™?

It's basically like a Margarita only there's no Tequila, Triple Sec or Ice. Plenty of salt, though.

Oh, that's why it sort of tasted like borscht.

rosie wrote:Oh my God, as a joke I said recently that we would all have to wear our special star if Obama is elected. I think he's really a Nazi.

Yes, I think that he is a Communist. I really see no difference between totalitarian communism and totalitarian national socialism (nazism.)
/rant
It really scares me that now even the Republican candidate takes us a step or two towards the path of liberal progressivism--it is not the government's job to buy up bad mortagages. That is the easy step to socialism today and either communism or nazism tomorrow, take your pick. I don't want to feel good about our fair government, or get something from the government. I just want the government to leave me alone, let me succeed or fail on my own.
/end rant

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Supplies are limited, so order get on the waiting list now!

Oh no! I got a small one in the mail and I thought it was a iud. Ouch! But you know, it seems to work.

Great news comrades!
FannieMae and FreddieMac have finally come in out of the cold to proudly claim credit for their support for our soon-to-be General Secretary Obamessiah as dramatically illustrated by their newly unveiled Obama Logo:

Artistic design credit to Senator Christopher Dodd, Rep. Barney Frank, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Majority Leader Harry Reid, and, last but not least, the Obamessiah Himself.
Praise Obamessiah
The Gorbels Cube.

~

Insane Asylum Inmates for Obama:

Fullov Bolshevik wrote:Scary. I just hope I can finish my bunker before the election.

Er...
Um...

I mean, how very progressive. I can't wait to wear his seal in my hand, or maybe my forehead. How Glorious!

comrade u are wise beyond what your progressive name might indicate. no better bunker than a boat! an undervasser boat.

please bring supply of gold coins, heads of cabbages, American whiskey (for a change) and all the hummels u can acquire, (for an important member of the Bureau, wink wink, say no more)

if the amounts are judged properly generous by your sea soaked commards, you may be granted a berth on board. we will show u how to change fuel rods.... its fun! they glow in the dark.

or perhaps we will just shoot you

confirm distance to canidates

one ping only

Terry_Jim wrote:

Mordor-Americans for Lord Sauron Obama:

Here's looking at YOU, Amerika!!

Paid for by "Orcs for Change" a Section 527 Organization; George Sauron, Treasurer

All of the examples were hilarious,but yours made me crack up...so good!

Comrades, I stumbled upon this excellent edoocatonall video which shows why every good Amerikkkan should vote for our Lord and Master, B.O.

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I hope this clears up any lingering doubts you had about your upcoming vote.

Comrade Red Square, your MSM OOOOOOOOlogos are quite fitting Da.

However, I noticed a typographical error in your spelling of MSNBC..... please forgive, but I felt it was important to point out..... it seems you left out the first letter..... P

PMSNBC

That, to me helps explain much of behaviors of olby the Zasranees.

Comrades,
Our soon to be First Among Equals, Obamessiah, has encountered a slight problem, which will require help from proles. Although a well-intentioned group of supporters, LOOTERS* for Obama, tried to arrange the quick, quiet and efficient disposal of several turds before they can be discovered in Obamessiah's toilet, they all died of E-Coli poisoning shortly after they finished loading the toxic turds into the disposal unit. (They forgot to wear HAZMAT suits needed for working in close proximity to these turds.)

To make things worse, the flush handle is not working. This has left Obamessiah with a dilemma. The "flush" handle needs to be fixed and then pushed to activate the turd-disposal function, but for reasons that every prole will surely understand, he cannot afford to have his fingerprints discovered on it. And, of course, I, Gorbels Cube, as a "Peace Prize Winner" certainly can't leave my fingerprints on it either.

Therefore, Obamessiah needs a loyal, courageous prole to make the flush-handle work properly, and then engage it to make these turds disappear so no one can connect their toxic odor to Obamessiah. Whoever succeeds in creating an operational system and then successfully disposing of these toxic turds will receive an "Order of Obamessiah" medal, which will be awarded posthumously in the unfortunately likely event such prole were to succumb to E-Coli poisoning in the process. Also, remember, that during the final stages of any such illness, such heroic prole will, of course, receive the best medical care possible (in a hospice in Canada, of course, to minimize the chances of the unfortunate demise of such prole being linked to Obamessiah).

*Loyal Order Of Toilet-Emptying Registered Sanitizers


Praise and Glory to Obamessiah,
Gorbels Cube.

P.S.
One more thing. We also need proles with expertise in programming teleprompters. What we need is a teleprompter-programmer to design and install a program linked to a separate microphone positioned to detect questions addressed to Obamessiah from any of the few errant members of "the press" about FannieMae and/or FreddieMac. The program must act within no more than 10 nanoseconds so that whenever any such deviant questioner were to pose such question, the text on the teleprompter will immediately display the following answers for recitation by Obamessiah: "Christopher who?" "Barney who?" "Jim who?" and the ever popular "Frank who?" The programming needs to also include a backup-option just in case Obamessiah accidentally and out of habit says any of their full names -- Senator Christopher Dodd, Representative Barney Frank, former FreddieMac CEO Jim Johnson, or former FannieMae CEO Frank Raines. The backup text should say, "All I know about [name inserted] is that he hasn't been seen since his golden parachute failed to open."

PLUMBERS FOR OBAMA?
AUDIO-VISUAL TECHS FOR OBAMA?
Surely, there are numberous proles in our collective who can help. I would gladly volunteer, but I am unqualified (does that matter much?)
PRAISE BE TO THE OBAMESSIAH!
PRAISE BE TO THE PARTY LEADERS!
I can feel the power of the collective within me. Surely we are very close to the PROGRESSIVE WORLD OF NEXT TUESDAY!

PS: My expertise lies in the culinary field (potions, making gruel and potatoes, and beets taste like gourmet, etc) but, I will gladly help the PARTY in any way I can.
yours faithfully,
Proletarian

Terry_Jim wrote:

Mordor-Americans for Lord Sauron Obama:

Here's looking at YOU, Amerika!!

Paid for by "Orcs for Change" a Section 527 Organization; George Sauron, Treasurer

I thought we had all agreed not to discuss the fact that Obama has the ring until after the election.

Terry_Jim wrote:

Mordor-Americans for Lord Sauron Obama:

Here's looking at YOU, Amerika!!

Paid for by "Orcs for Change" a Section 527 Organization; George Sauron, Treasurer

Clever, comrade, clever, and I will promptly put your next beet ration on the waiting list. However, you have left out other important Middle Earth Americans such as Hobbit Americans, Elf Americans, Dwarf Americans, Nazgul Americans, etc.

I'm also deeply concerned that we're overlooking Narnian Americans as well such as Faun Americans, Centaur Americans, and so forth.[/justify]

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: Party Approved, Margarita™?

It's basically like a Margarita only there's no Tequila, Triple Sec or Ice. Plenty of salt, though.

Oh, that's why it sort of tasted like borscht.

No. No. No. That's the Ethyl Glycol in it. I get this ingredient from Chairman Meow.

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Who do we contact at the neo-com headquarters to get "People's Cubists for Obama" included on their website?

We need to have committee to design "People's Cubists for Obama" emblem, nyet?

Then submit design with wad of cash to Obama HQ?

If I remember Clinton years correctly, procedure was for VP to act as bag man, is O'Biden to be trusted?

Thieves for Obama! We must attain the same level of progressivism as the UK in order to protect this profession, equal to all others, that is endangered in the lands controlled by the bitter clingers:

No barbed wire...it might hurt the thieves, allotment holders told

SAFETY FIRST! Chairman Meow should get OSHA on this right away!

CBS: Obama's Plane 'Smells Terrible'

McCain's campaign plane is better than Obama's, which is “cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time,” Reynolds disclosed. “Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.”

Commissar Maksim wrote: “Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.”

That is quite a feat considering how full of sh*t the national press is.

There needs to be an Obama logo for Necro-Americans, the most loyal voting bloc for any Chicago pol.

I think that Ivan Betinov ought to donate his avatar--after all, a brain in a jar is a perfectly good symbol.

Opiate of the People wrote:There needs to be an Obama logo for Necro-Americans, the most loyal voting bloc for any Chicago pol.

A good idea, Commissar Theocritus, but
brains in a jar could symbolize so
many Obama constituency groups,
or "The Keith Olbermann Network".
~
This wouldn't make a good logo, but
I'd like to see a photo of a Chicago cemetary
with Obama/Biden yard signs on every plot?

I'll have to click over to ACORN's website ,I sppose.

Nota bene; if you go to this website on the Weathermen, the link to Bill Ayers photo seems to be gone. Hm. Strange that.

What kind of drow is that?! He doesn't even have white hair!

Oh, my comrades! Iowahawk has identified the
hyphenated ones to out number the rest
and lead the One to victory!

Imaginary-Americans.

Has anybody reported TJ to PETA yet for horse abuse?

Opiate of the People wrote:There needs to be an Obama logo for Necro-Americans, the most loyal voting bloc for any Chicago pol.

I met some of those guys... they didn't seem to like my greeting and peacemaking methods....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnGE1dyjxQQ

Proletarian wrote:(karacter off)Incredible~ [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]I can't believe that this is not satire. I went to the Obama site......unreal! We really are spinning toward marxism, fast!
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The revolution is nigh, comrade!