Dog, Interrupted: Obama To Host Culinary Adventure Show


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Free at last, free at last, from chicken to chihuahua, thank Obama we're free at last!


Red Rooster
*Phwhew!*Free at last, free at last, from chicken to chihuahua, thank Obama we're free at last!
Lucky for you Comrade Red Rooster, as for moi ... I am waiting till we can move on to eating


She's really the match for Harry Reid in this. Also, what would happen if Obama's victualers, always on the prowl for new and unusual meat, found Harry among his pomegranates? We know he walks on all fours.
In fact, if that video of Al Armendariz "crucify the oil companies" had been ten seconds longer on either end, we'd have seen all the congregants on all four, sniffing each other's asses. When among the Progressives, the truly progressives never stand on two feet for it distances themselves from their hyaena blood.

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Killing is just fine when we do it.
That's it. That's all.



Comrade Loaf
So, does all this mean that if one goes down on a vegan chick, it won't still smell like sardines?Better yet, do Vegan's "swallow"?




Barack Obama = dog-eating socialist


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XCKSXvh ... re=related
(possibly my favourite dog commercial ever)




Father Prog Theocritus
Comrades, we are forgetting the true Obama delicacy. Ethanol is usually made from corn, and we have a cynophagous president, so couldn't we call him the Corn Dog President?But what if the corn is whole grain corn, would he not be the "corn whole" president?



Father Prog Theocritus
He could also be the Corn Cob President. We know that before easily available People's Fecal-Recycling Paper, people used corn cobs to cleanse themselves. Those comrades who are not Islamic; they use their hands. Or did, and that's why ancient Greek knowledge wasn't lost. They saw no reason to use the scrolls to clean bums, although a few hundred years later, their Egyptian brothers would be powering steam locomotives with mummies.Since President Corn-Hole-e-Obama has taken to bowing so much, and to people who despise us, we may take it as read that the King of Saudi Arabia has tested President Corn-Hole-a-Obama's nether pouch by seeing how many corn cobs he can stuff in it.So far the record is 42. And for your wisdom I offer you a handshake with my left hand Comrade Father!


There is only thing thing, though; you'll have to work around the arm of Nanski Peloski, whose entire right arm has been irreparably stained by bilirubin.
You should have seen her at a party at the Rancho del Rio Grande though. She chipped a nail, which she no longer even bothers to clip short, on her bilirubin-stained hand, then put it instinctively in her mouth.
"Hmmm, tastes like Constitution."


Why would Americans trust Obama with their canines when the guy is used to “eat” dogs?


And now if I can find that little rat bastard of a dog that pissed on my People's Computer.....I'll try this out on those dignitaries that dear leader invited to dine with him, (don't believe the media, comrades, ha ha...oops I guess that wasn't supposed to be passed around....damn! Oh good, I found him....come here, poochie..that's a good dog....


In the back I'm having Grainger deliver a three-phase grinder. You know, the impaled proles' bodies start to reek after a while. I'm going to make Soylent Green--because green is the color of all us reds.