Dog, Interrupted: Obama To Host Culinary Adventure Show

Comrades, There's a YouTube report on how Romney and Obama treat dogs as well as dog treats:



--KOOK
 

Doggonit-- There's yet another Obama Eats Dog video:



--KOOK
 

I don't think we could ever have too many Obama ate my dog or fake NYT posts. Obama appeals for calm in the Zimmerman case, sends in detail to rescue Zimmerman's dog.



 

Anyone. A caption for the pic with Obama following with his eyes the dog going up the stairs in Lumberjack's photo spoof above: "There's a lot of barbeque in that dog!"
 

Inspired by your post you may wish to add Chef Obama to your archive:
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andelino

Inspired by your post you may wish to add Chef Obama to your archive:
http://andelino.wordpress.com/Chef Obama
Comrade Andelino
[email protected]

In honor of Dear Leaders New York Times #1 Best Selling Culinary Literary Achievement!



 

BO SCOOBY
 

Liberated from the Reactionary troglodytes at the Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiler
 

*Phwhew!*

Free at last, free at last, from chicken to chihuahua, thank Obama we're free at last!
 

Red Rooster

*Phwhew!*

Free at last, free at last, from chicken to chihuahua, thank Obama we're free at last!
Lucky for you Comrade Red Rooster, as for moi ... I am waiting till we can move on to eating pussy kitty.
 

There are problems, though, comrades. What about some progs which naturally walk on all four legs? I'm thinking about Senator Mikulski. And she's, well, frankly a dog. But we cannot eat her for she is invaluable in her truculent stupidity.

She's really the match for Harry Reid in this. Also, what would happen if Obama's victualers, always on the prowl for new and unusual meat, found Harry among his pomegranates? We know he walks on all fours.

In fact, if that video of Al Armendariz "crucify the oil companies" had been ten seconds longer on either end, we'd have seen all the congregants on all four, sniffing each other's asses. When among the Progressives, the truly progressives never stand on two feet for it distances themselves from their hyaena blood.
 

With the ultra-high kill-rate at PETA "shelters", I see an evil capitalist opportunity to be had between Obama's closest closet croneys and the dog barbeque business!

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
 

Loaf, let me instruct you since I'm the madest of the Made Progs.

Killing is just fine when we do it.

That's it. That's all.
 

So, does all this mean that if one goes down on a vegan chick, it won't still smell like sardines?
 

Comrade Loaf

So, does all this mean that if one goes down on a vegan chick, it won't still smell like sardines?
Better yet, do Vegan's "swallow"?
 

Castrate, that's all the protein that they get which doesn't cause flatulence.
 

Mitt Romney = dog-eat-dog capitalist

Barack Obama = dog-eating socialist
 

Why Bo never has to worry... He's got The Secret Service in his pocket...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XCKSXvh ... re=related

(possibly my favourite dog commercial ever)
 

Comrades, we are forgetting the true Obama delicacy. Ethanol is usually made from corn, and we have a cynophagous president, so couldn't we call him the Corn Dog President?
 

Father Prog Theocritus

Comrades, we are forgetting the true Obama delicacy. Ethanol is usually made from corn, and we have a cynophagous president, so couldn't we call him the Corn Dog President?But what if the corn is whole grain corn, would he not be the "corn whole" president?
 

He could also be the Corn Cob President. We know that before easily available People's Fecal-Recycling Paper, people used corn cobs to cleanse themselves. Those comrades who are not Islamic; they use their hands. Or did, and that's why ancient Greek knowledge wasn't lost. They saw no reason to use the scrolls to clean bums, although a few hundred years later, their Egyptian brothers would be powering steam locomotives with mummies.Since President Corn-Hole-e-Obama has taken to bowing so much, and to people who despise us, we may take it as read that the King of Saudi Arabia has tested President Corn-Hole-a-Obama's nether pouch by seeing how many corn cobs he can stuff in it.So far the record is 42.
 

Father Prog Theocritus

He could also be the Corn Cob President. We know that before easily available People's Fecal-Recycling Paper, people used corn cobs to cleanse themselves. Those comrades who are not Islamic; they use their hands. Or did, and that's why ancient Greek knowledge wasn't lost. They saw no reason to use the scrolls to clean bums, although a few hundred years later, their Egyptian brothers would be powering steam locomotives with mummies.Since President Corn-Hole-e-Obama has taken to bowing so much, and to people who despise us, we may take it as read that the King of Saudi Arabia has tested President Corn-Hole-a-Obama's nether pouch by seeing how many corn cobs he can stuff in it.So far the record is 42. And for your wisdom I offer you a handshake with my left hand Comrade Father!
 

Castrate, I thank you. And since you are already, shall we say, suited up, please let me offer you the opportunity to see if you can put in a few dozen more corn cobs into the First Ass.
There is only thing thing, though; you'll have to work around the arm of Nanski Peloski, whose entire right arm has been irreparably stained by bilirubin.

You should have seen her at a party at the Rancho del Rio Grande though. She chipped a nail, which she no longer even bothers to clip short, on her bilirubin-stained hand, then put it instinctively in her mouth.

"Hmmm, tastes like Constitution."
 

Obama said during a campaign event in Cincinnati, Ohio that, if Republicans needed more love he would be willing to “walk the dog” or “wash their car” to help reduce the country’s debt, and be “happy to do it” in the spirit of bipartisanship.


Why would Americans trust Obama with their canines when the guy is used to “eat” dogs?



 

Now that you all are sufficiently inspired and I'll bet ravenously hungry too, here is a tasty recipe right from the One's lips. He asked me to prepare it, since that wimp of a chef (spits on the kitchen floor) refused, (how dare he!.... just give the word and I'll dispose of him myself!)....sorry for the typos. My assistant, Ludmylia, was a bit nauseous when I dictated the ingredients, and believe me ...that's amazing to me, since she has so many kill shots to her credit..yeah, medals and everything....so, anyway, bon appetit! [The extension txt has been deactivated and can no longer be displayed.]
And now if I can find that little rat bastard of a dog that pissed on my People's Computer.....I'll try this out on those dignitaries that dear leader invited to dine with him, (don't believe the media, comrades, ha ha...oops I guess that wasn't supposed to be passed around....damn! Oh good, I found him....come here, poochie..that's a good dog....


 

Dog stew. I wish I'd known that. When I remodeled my house to make it the Rancho, I put in two garbage grinders big enough to handle a medium-sized poodle. They swallow a chihuahua without even a burp.

In the back I'm having Grainger deliver a three-phase grinder. You know, the impaled proles' bodies start to reek after a while. I'm going to make Soylent Green--because green is the color of all us reds.