"Everybody Loves Ahmadinejad" Rally & Fun Activities



Supporters of international socialism stood side by side with supporters of the international caliphate - against the crowd of Jews and other agents of the international Zionist conspiracy who descended on the corner of Broadway and E 116th Street to oppose Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and steal his oil.

Give me your oil, Mahmoud! I don't care if your children drink oil or if your wife drinks oil! I don't care if drinking oil is part of your cultural and religious experience! I don't care if your people have been drinking oil for thousands of years as their only source of vitamins and minerals. Not anymore! I'm gonna take that oil right now! Watch me!




the collective
grandiloquence
one big word
at a time
Mr. Silvertongue: No, I'm not a Marine but I wear this shirt so that I can tell people that I was in Iraq and how we are getting our asses kicked over there by freedom fighters. Yeah, it worked on about three people so far but I'm shooting for my fourth this afternoon.


Disgruntled Sumo Wrestler: The Jews put man-boob hormone in my sushi, tooth-yellowing agent in my sake, and mind-control substance in my crack!
The Jews shall be defeated in a worldwide Wrestling Championship! All your Zion are belong to us!


Five minutes among Jewish right-wing warmongers turns a progressive dog into a thoughtcriminal



Oh sure, we've been here all afternoon taking the names of those who resist progress. These papers in my hand are the lawsuits we are filing against the scoundrels who think they can protest against World Peace and cause us to have cognitive dissonance. The "honk" trick alone can lead to a psychological trauma endangering one's progressive behavior. Umm, you said you were from the New York Times, right? This is off the record, I assume?
Do the right-wingers have any idea who they're up against? Let's see...

"The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism" (Karl Marx).
The essense of the international peace movement is, therefore, to fight opposition to socialism and shake the foundations of capitalism until the Party gains control of the government and silences thoughtcriminals by legislative means. Until then, all those who oppose socialism must be denounced as enemies of peace, child murderers, and war criminals.


That's why Ahmadinejad is a friend of peace, while George Bush is an evil warmonger. Other noted fighters for World Peace include Yaser Arafat, Carlos the Jackal, Unabomber, Saddam Hussein, and Joseph Stalin (who organized and financed the first international peace movements).

The unifying theme for the progressives at this rally was not as much Iran of which they knew nothing, but a transcendental hatred for Bush.
We only wish they had contacted the People's Cube in advance for better and more radical slogans, like...
- The Truth Will Give You Cancer
- Bush is the Reason You Needed a Root Canal!
- Vote for Osama (D-Afg)
- I Want Ahmadinejad's Baby!
- Green Cards To Gitmo Prisoners!
- Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kim Jong Il
- Death to America '08!



Tradition is what the progressives are trying to replace with political correctness
Family is a repository of wrong ideas, violence, perversity, and home cooking. Parents are the scum of history to be replaced shortly by experts whose skill at social engineering will make the family an obsolete nightmare.
Property is a false concept because no one has the moral right to claim ownership to the world's limited resources that belong to everybody.


Claiming that Iran needs nuclear fuel for peaceful purposes while wishing that Allah nuke Israel is the result of the same logic as used by Muslim radicals when they claim that 9/11 was carried out by Zionists and then threaten to do it again.
Apparently multiculturalist immigration policies also welcome radically different ideas about logic.
Now let's put these two images together:


Islam is today's most politically correct religion of choice. Its wild popularity with the Western liberals following the attacks on America has caused the cultural elites to give up Paganism and other progressive cults in favor of Islam.

Islamic radicalism is a way oppressed minorities of the Third World conduct class struggle against white imperialists, reactionary Christians, and Zionist colonialists. They hate the Western lifestyle and bourgeois morals as much as we do - and that's all one needs to do in order to have our full support and cooperation. We'll sort our philosophical differences after the Western civilization collapses. I think.


Oppressed Third World Minority to the interviewing journalist:
That's what I said, Mr. Journalist. If anyone understands the Jewish question it is Hillary. I mean, didn't she call Harold Ickes a "Jew bastard"?
Americans better vote for her if they don't want another 9/11 - which was, of course, the work of the Zionists!
Time for another montage...


There are about 1.2 billion Muslims in the world, many of whom pray daily for the destruction of Jews and Israel. It is mandatory, therefore, for all progressive organizations to display a fervent support for Islamism, denounce Zionism, and compare Jews to the Nazis.
The opportunity to recruit 1.2 billion Muslim supporters is just too good to let go; if that means watching a few million Jews pushed into the sea and drown, it's all for The Greater Good™, wouldn't you say?


Progressive Unveiled Iranian Female:
I tried flaunting my hooters over in Iran but I always got rocks upside my head. Then I got arrested by the Moral Police and so I agreed to be sent to America and parade my big tatas there while agitating for the Islamic Republic and against Israel. If I go back to Iran, there's a hole in the ground and a pile of stones waiting for me. My plans for the future? To join the "Breasts not Bombs" campaign where I might get more exposure.

The progressive characters above were countered by two right-wing superheroes who were later reported to an ACLU / NLG non-partisan activist and removed for displaying non-Islamic religious "materials" in public view. Their trial is currently pending.
Mr. MORAL CLARITY

Mr. AMERICA

At the end of this serious event came an unexpected comic relief:



Smoking the Kosher Herb
A group of Yiddish-speaking ultra-orthodox Jewish supporters of Ahmadinejad showed up to advocate for the annihilation of Israel, Islamic Revolution, and Egyptian slavery. It was the same group that attended Iranian Holocaust Conference in 2006.

Bad Hair Day.
Moishe ben Gefehlenmishpochah had to hide the sorry state of his forelocks under the hat. "It's absolutely impossible to get a decent Peyos 'set' in Tehran," he lamented later.
If they had contacted the People's Cube we'd have given them more effective signs:

One could go on...

Up Against The Wall:
Pro-Ahmadinejad Jews debate whether to face The Wall and pray, or face outward and wait for their turn to be shot while carrying a sign that says "Judaism dictates Jewish subservience to all nations."

Three youths attempt to illustrate the content of their sign by miming "See no evil, Hear no evil, and Speak no evil" while their two compatriots on the left argue whether "speak no evil" is being correctly mimed.

Pull My Finger
Rabbi Shmuelly ben Simpkopf tells the story of his first meeting with Ahmadinejad:
"So, I walked up to him and I said... Mahmoud... Pull my finger... and he did! And then I pulled his finger... and we became good friends."
__________________
* All cutout ideas belong to the International Front for the Liberation of Media Whores
JUST TO PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE...




What have we learned?
The main question of the Columbia rally was, of course, "Who's the real threat to World Peace - Mahmoud or George?" Based on what we learned today, the correct answer is, as always, George Bush.

NOTE: All quotes in this reporting are fake but accurate. The photos, however, are real and available in high resolution.



I Have The People’s Cube
We've been exposed, comrades! The Politburo must retreat to the underground bunker. The rest of the Party must quickly melt away into the countryside and regroup. Like Lenin and Stalin, we shall penetrate the tundra, the taiga, and the steppes of the great American Motherland. Keep your Red Cube receivers handy, you shall soon hear the transmission instructing you of the Party-approved course of action.
Malkin's People's Cube is of standard issue, containing the same receiver of signals directly from Laika the Space Dog. Luckily she doesn't realize that one must wear a tinfoil hat to hear them. If anything, the frequency will affect her subliminally. Comrade Kenneth will be monitoring the progress.
Kenneth? Has anybody seen Kenneth? What's the frequency, Kenneth? Well, if you see him tell him the Party has a new assignment for him and Laika.




Quote:
Not only Michelle Malkin stole the People's Cube, she's now bragging about it on her blogRed,
You have outdone yourself again. The Malkin blog entries indicate some confusion from her readers. You may wish to define the word satire on the mother page.
My nightmare is that this is what you endure daily in New York??!!!!!!
If so, send them to me in Wyoming. I have a Prize Ram I wish to introduce them to.


Flat Islamic Rage Boy (update)



There were many good pictures I snapped at the rally but couldn't possibly use them all. I'll just post this one, of a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.










There must be a developing gene problem going on..........
(Finger to lips like Daffy Duck™)


I too like the Hippie Pussy!
The thought of the Jooooooooos joining us, I submit, is the best! But, what are they thinking?
The Joooooos hair thing certainly fits into the Hippie thing are they too looking for this mysterious pussy?
All these pictures of Akmadman kissing men? Shoudn't we stone him?
I think the Vodka will calm me down.


Quote:
I'm really glad nakedness is not part if the radical islam, wacko, leftist, nutcase, jewish WTF'rs and all the other crazies I didn't mention.There must be a developing gene problem going on..........
Please go to the following for the gene thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfaB2EPC ... ed&search=


Comrade Hasan
I think it would be funny to see flat Gareth behind these Muslims.I think I got it....

Only in this context he should be called not Flat Gareth but Flat Gershel. After all, the other sign says "Learn a lesson from these Jewish protesters here."




Quote:
a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.Is it a thought crime to know exactly what someone (IDF Girl) is thinking just by looking at this picture? I know exactly what she is thinking as she looks at the Islamic rage boys.


Once again I lament that the progressive hero AchthewomenIdidn'tjab did not pluck up the courage to brave a visit down under to our fascist dictatorship so much in need of a green revolution. You Amerikkkans don't know how lucky you are.
Why, Mahmoud (sigh) would have loved to have met such famous Stray-yan-progressives like this one

Lenin rest his soul. Sob. He always loved doing so much at once. Sniff. Sure, he may have pretended that his agenda was purely a love for animals and conservation rather than being a deep-seeded fanatical hatred for capitalism, cars, John Howard, America and Joooz. But we were willing to change him, by Lenin, and we would have, had he not been taken so soon. Excuse me, I must go an mourn once more for what might have been.
Red Square
There were many good pictures I snapped at the rally but couldn't possibly use them all. I'll just post this one, of a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.Beez




Beezelbob Brown
Any chance of a hi-rez copy? I wanna frame that.The original is about 1MB and it's a straight detailed photo. I applied the "radial blur" filter later, to the smaller and slightly cropped image. I can email you the original, or if you rather wait I can crop the larger image and apply the filter to it - maybe over the weekend.







Red Square
There were many good pictures I snapped at the rally but couldn't possibly use them all. I'll just post this one, of a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.<OUT OF KARAKTER>
Isnt it funny how some things can make absolute sense in utter chaos. Those that have the confidence in the absolute outcome need not fear the gyrations and riff-raff of a putrid part of society. That Peace shows as a light in a sea of self indulgence and stupidity. (either that or shes waiting for her moment to go Jackie Chan on Islamic rage wannabes)


I was at the rally with some friends, including a daughter of an Iranian journalist and a political prisoner, who had actually dragged me out of the house so I could be there too. Then Michelle Malkin showed up, and right after the short but sweet Cube Award ceremony (see photo op above), Michelle took my Iranian friend aside for a video interview.
Here is that interview, shot against the same setting as the story above, capturing the same scenes and characters.

Stand proud and say it loud
What unites The People?
To stand out in the crowd
Shy Muslims represented
Don't call us demented
That's the only thing not allowed




I urge a party-planned moment of panic starting... now! Notice, comrades, how all the faithful party member females comprising this rally are extremely homely-like and all the capitalist swine females opposing this rally are really truly hot! I mean, Michelle Malkin, the IDF babe, the video of IDF ladies, the redhead with the flag, the lovely Iranian dissident interviewed by MM, by Lenin even the deceased young lady at the end of the video. All attractive young women. And then the party has ... Flat Fatima? Green shirted beak nose woman? Orange mamma? Blue shirted scrunchy-face? Lawsuit Lucy? We have one, comrades, ONE sizzler in an Iranian shirt.
This poses a problem for the party. We need more hot commie babes at these rallies! I propose a new wing of the party in charge of weeding out the homely females and putting them in less... shall we say... public venues (such as the rubber stamp verifying office); and another wing of the party (a different wing) in charge of recruiting some hotsie totsies for any public demonstration of the party's sentiments.
Perhaps the name of the department could be; People's Undersecretary for Selection of Sweet Youngthings ... or, um, something.


Sea-Bass
Quote:
a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.Is it a thought crime to know exactly what someone (IDF Girl) is thinking just by looking at this picture? I know exactly what she is thinking as she looks at the Islamic rage boys.
These videos are highly subversive and must be removed by the party (and put in my private vault for future viewing)


Is Natasha the only one seeing a very uncanny resemblance between the two men in the photos entitled "A picture is worth a thousand Words?" They look like father and son. What would we do without the fathers and mothers who never grew up and grew wise as to our true intentions? Thank goodness for lemmings, silly young college students and immature group-think adults! The Party would be lost without them!
Once the Party has gained world power, we will have to stop paying these protestors to protest and actually put them to work in our factories, fields and schools. This life of leisure spent holding signs of protest will have to end. After all, screaming, yelling, marching and holding signs will not make the bread, guns and future programmed party members now will it? Off to the gulag with them if they are unable to adapt to a life of hard work!
Natasha (Hard at work watching all religious yahoos)


I'm also thinking of installing a bed vibrator and cabal TV with HBO there after I'm coronated. You know, make the guests more comfortable. Of course there would be a surcharge, made payable to ME for those little extras.
I have it booked through July 2012 already.
$10,000 per night. Cheap.


Observation, wouldn't this idea render our best candidate for President useless?
I like hot babes with small ankles also, but they don't look as good in boots as Hillary's does!


We progressive gals pride ourselves on being equal to you men in every way possible, from our hairy legs and our muscles built up from long hours of shoveling fertilizer and other resources for the Party, to our ability to take a leak anywhere, toilet seat be damned, to our boobs that sag like yours will once you reach old age--only ours will sag down further, longer, leaving you men with sick, yes, literally sick with sagging boob envy.
First of all, those "hot capitalist babes" in your feverish imaginations are the products of pure artifice . . . slavery . . . and yea, even cruel death. They paint their faces and style their hair using all manner of environmentally-unfriendly, planet-destroying, Global Warming-causing, Gore-enraging chemicals manufactured by big evil corporations that make millions of dollars in profit that they share with no one save--well, shareholders, but that's not the same as sharing their wealth with all of us as they should. These greedy corporations call the evil Bush-like chemicals they manufacture "cosmetics."
Millions of cute adorable rats with delightful twitchy whiskers and darling pink tails, who've never done a damn thing to hurt you, are horribly tortured, maimed, waterboarded, their Korans taken away from them, all to test the effectiveness of the cosmetics you see painted on your fancied "hot capitalist babes." Afterward they're brutally murdered by a cruel, agonizing form of death known as "lethal injection."
And why do these so-called babes paint their faces? Ever hear one of them say, "I have to put my face on before I go out"? What's that tell you, Sherlock? Why, that they can't go out without putting on their faces! Literally! They're blank on the outside, empty on the inside, little more than mindless, pitiless, unfeeling, uncaring droids just waiting to be programmed by the likes of talk radio and Fox News.
Such are conservatives!
That said, I wonder if Bush and Cheney wear cosmetics? I believe Nixon did. The phony crap dribbled down his face under those hot TV lights when he debated Kennedy; why, he looked like the droid Ash who malfunctioned in the movie "Alien."
Anyway, back to your phony hot capitalist babes. There's a reason my sisters and I look so wonderfully, earthily natural, while your right wing chickies look so--well, so phony. Plastic surgery, boys! It's big business nowadays! Big Business! And who's in cahoots with Big Business? Why, none other than those evil, hateful, mean-spirited, baby kitten eating Republicans!
Those women are so plastic with all their boob work and eye work and butt work, their painted on faces, their oh-so-perfect hair, that they're nothing more than oversized Barbie dolls, guys!
"Huh huh," you grunt and scratch your hairy paunchy bellies, "I'll take Barbie any day! I used to play and dismember my sister's Barbies, huh huh huh!"
Then surely you know, Comrade Beavis and Comrade Butthead, that Barbie is missing certain key features you men highly prize, ergo so are your hot capitalist babes; and not only that, but Barbie has a copyrighted trademark embossed on her butt cheek. Not pretty.
And just like Barbie, your hot capitalist babes want stuff, Fancy Expensive Chick Stuff, as in they will expect YOU to provide it for them, no matter whether you can afford it. I'm talking diamond jewelry that's been mined by children who have no union benefits. Furs ruthlessly ripped from the bodies of cute adorable minks and darling chinchillas and cuddly porcupines. You'll have to buy her Barbie's Dream House with elevator. And Barbie's Dream Hummer, Dream RV, Dream Spa, Dream Home Theater that ONLY plays chick movies starring NOT more hot capitalist babes like Barbie or MM, but ideal Progressive paragons like Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, and Jane Fonda.
And the clothes. Don't forget the clothes. And the shoes. Millions of them, enough to shod two continents as long as one of them isn't Antarctica.
That gettin' ya hot yet, boys? But wait, it doesn't end there! Next she's going to want Dream Guy (aka "Ken"). You think you're Dream Guy? He's clean cut, muscular, makes at least $100k annually, wears a tie to work, takes out the garbage before it falls over, puts down the toilet seat, doesn't scratch his pits at the dinner table, or slouch in front of the TV cleaning his nails with the antique letter opener that belonged to Barbie's great-great grandmother. And Barbie doesn't like walking into the bathroom to find "Dream Guy" using her $250 hair removal system to extract the stuff growing out of his nose and ears.
Oh, and by the way . . . Barbie doesn't like to have her hair mussed, or her makeup smeared, if you know what I mean. She gets headaches from drinking too many Starbucks lattes and not enough vodka.
Still think you've got what it takes for a "hot capitalist babe?"
Be patient, men! Courage! Be not tempted by those so-called "hot capitalist babes." They're nothing but mythical sirens, luring you to the jagged rocks of capitalist disaster. Instead look forward to the day when Hillary sweeps to power in all her glory, and all of us progressive women whom you deride as ugly and repulsive, shall become as truly and naturally beautiful as the phony capitalist babes with their paint and their mousse and their assorted plastic parts.
How, you ask? The Empress has a plan. I know that upon her ascension, I and my sisters' ugliness will melt away to pure beauty--no longer shall we be beasts!--and it will happen just as magically and wonderfully as the Empress will finance and sign into law her Universal Health Care, 5k for every child, and bring our troops home! Oh yes!
O Glory Hallehillary!
P.S. Now you guys take back what you said! I want you to ask our Democrat friends in Congress to pass a resolution condemning your remarks! I want you to apologize on every talking head show. I want to see you go groveling on The View--and see if Whoopi wants to do YOU!
And if you don't, then 10 years from now when Hillary goes looking for a couple of guys to help her out with something and favors you two, I'm going to come forward and tell her what you said on this day--and become a heroine for all progressive women everywhere!




The theme as I see it would be "The Conservative Chicks Are From Venus, The Progressive Chicks Are From Uranus."
What about Mars you ask? When Hillary wins we shall finally colonize the Red Planet - and guess who we will populate it with!


I laughed so hard I choked. Thank you.
At least in comparing myself to Dream Ken my apparatus has not been sawn off by an apparatchik.
Nevertheless, I will amend my ways and ogle only hairy progressive beasts from now on.
Whoopi Goldberg will become my new idol and I will pin this picture up in my little red cubicle:
http://www.zombietime.com/hillary_sf_of ... video3.jpg
and this one too (she's my gyro)
http://www.zombietime.com/nude_protest_ ... G_2266.JPG


Red Square
"The Conservative Chicks Are From Venus, The Progressive Chicks Are From Uranus."I still laugh at this joke even 20 years after middle school!


And show Ken what he's really in for!



Face the facts Pinkie, you are a hot Commie Babe! Are you Maureen Dowd or Rosie Odonnell, I must know!


Red Square
I read and I cried, Comrade Pinkie. This speech deserves its own topic, if you're willing to present it as such on the People's Blog. The collective will supply the illustrations.The theme as I see it would be "The Conservative Chicks Are From Venus, The Progressive Chicks Are From Uranus."
What about Mars you ask? When Hillary wins we shall finally colonize the Red Planet - and guess who we will populate it with!
Sir, you have the power. You have the technology. You have the means to move this post and its subsequent comments elsewhere and frame it, illustrate it, distort it and take it out of context however you please. You can make it stronger, better, faster.
You need only tell me what to do, and what to think--using as many single-syllable words as possible, please, as George W. Bush did not make the No Child Left Behind program retroactive to my own benefit.


Red Square
There were many good pictures I snapped at the rally but couldn't possibly use them all. I'll just post this one, of a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.

"I can tell you Leon, this one will not go quietly...Leon, do we still have my cologne ''Red Moscow"?."
"We drunk it last night, with Nadezhda"
"Damn..."
"I will take care of the zionist Cinderella myself.
With all the faults Jews have one positive characteristic: Clean Women."
Lovingly,
Iron Felix











Quote:
Do I sense hat envy again?Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
....Yes.

