FEMA Must Act NOW to Save the RNC Convention!!!
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
KOMRADES! In light of the imminent danger that Hurricane Isaac may not, after all, obliterate the city of Tampa, it is incumbent on us to point out the only reasonable course to take to avert certain disaster.

FEMA facilities ready to welcome relocated RNC delegates and guests of the convention.
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Additional reporting and visual agitation by Comrade Red Square, People's Director








Raum Emmanual Goldstein
I was happy to have been featured on the Mother Page; however...
I realised that "I didn't build that..."
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Red Square
Some of the more important attendees require a special invitation.
I duly noted that the fine gentlemen in blue issuing the invitation to Mr. Romney (ptuh!) are wearing rubber gloves. I suppose an invasive cavity search is part of the new enhanced interview techniques?