Flat Gareth



Conservatism is a fluke. But the liberal Left has opened before me an unlimited diversity of options. I mean, age, size, race, sexual orientation, you know? Teens, grannies, shaved, hairy, white, yellow, red, black, or brown. Wow!!!-- Gareth

Brussels

Tel Aviv, Israel

Seoul, North Korea

Berkeley, California
Worldwide simultaneous protests are a challenge. Gareth can't possibly travel to all world capitals in one day. Even if he could, there wouldn't be enough time for the hippy pussy, so what's the point? Inspired by the Roaming Gnome campaign and also by Flat Stanley globetrotter reading program back in the grade school days, Gareth came up with the idea of Flat Gareth cutout.

Somewhere in California...

He posted his own picture on the Internet, asking his foreign friends to print it out and make snapshots of it at the leftist rallies worldwide. Gareth became famous overnight after March 19, 2005, when his pictures appeared in every major city of the world as part of the protests marking the second anniversary of the US invasion in Iraq.

Mexico

Sao Paolo, Brazil

Seoul, North Korea

Chicago

London

Copenhagen

Rome

Istanbul

Istanbul

Madrid

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Manila

Rome

Rome

San Francisco

San Francisco

San Francisco

San Francisco

Sofia, Bulgaria

Madrid, Spain

Sydney, Australia

Rome, Italy
Stay tuned for Gareth's tour of US liberal campuses and Hollywood!

Comrade Betty
Brother Codeye
Dom
I think this was because their indoctrination had led them to believe the sexual act was intrinsically exploitative and thus they were obliged to either refuse to enjoy it or to be more sexually rapacious than their men (and by doing so - in their own minds at least - turn the tables).
Either way, I always got the impression that their entire attitude was contrived.
Hardly a turn on!!!
Dom.
Mark
If you can avoid the arrogance that comes with our innate ignorance and enjoy all the pussy you get without using anyone, (because your approach smacks of that) then you might be/become someone you could be proud of later on (which is always now).
Dude!
I am just here for the hippie pussy.
Respectfully, albeit superfically yours,
FLAT GARETH
SMERSH
Abba



Finally! Piece in our time.


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Finally! Piece in our time.Speaking of piece in our time, Gareth also contributes to this inspirational website: http://masturbateforpeace.com



Red Square
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Finally! Piece in our time.Speaking of piece in our time, Gareth also contributes to this inspirational website: http://masturbateforpeace.com
eeeeewwwww.....
how the hell do people expect to achieve peace by masturbating?!?!






Comrade Rajesh


Anonymous


Anonymous
Sorry Betty... I gone through the entire article again and understood the Gareth's way.huh...?



Comrade Ivan
Following in the great tradition of 'Everyone Must Be A Loser', these fine, er, downstanding workers, prove the truth of the theory that it is better to have a tiny little penis, than to be an American.



Ooops! How did that get in there?! My bad.








Commissar_Elliott
Now just what is Dear Leader doing in there? Either way, I'm laughing my butt off! BTW, are those her brains she's letting out?It's a giant bagel she's saving for later. A girl gets hongry when she's protestin' fo peace!




Lenin 'n' Things
Commissar_Elliott
Now just what is Dear Leader doing in there? Either way, I'm laughing my butt off! BTW, are those her brains she's letting out?It's a giant bagel she's saving for later. A girl gets hongry when she's protestin' fo peace!
Definitely one of the most wrinkled bagels I've ever seen.


Commissar_Elliott
Lenin 'n' Things
Commissar_Elliott
Now just what is Dear Leader doing in there? Either way, I'm laughing my butt off! BTW, are those her brains she's letting out?It's a giant bagel she's saving for later. A girl gets hongry when she's protestin' fo peace!
Definitely one of the most wrinkled bagels I've ever seen.
Ahh,you were referring to the second picture. I thought you meant the the original. :)


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