GUESS WHICH COLLECTIVIST SAID IT...

... and find out on which side of the gulag fence you'll be tomorrow.

(Warning: some questions are more equal than others, and some answers will make you want to slap yourself upside the head with a shovel).


(The quiz code required that we put it on a separate page, but you can report your score and leave comments here).
 

I'll have to re-read mein kampf.

That was definitely the most fun I've had today.

I may be on the wrong side of the fence tomorrow for my wrong answers, but my heart is full, with the knowledge that there are Americans who tell the truth.
 

I agree with mockingbird “That was definitely the most fun I've had today”.
If you don’t already fear MTE, you will after taking this quiz.
 

I missed 29 questions. My shovel is packed. I hope that Siberia isn't too cool this time of year; I only had room for two potatoes and a bottle of vodka in my travel bag.

-Pavlik
 

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It's fun, and educational too! I did rather badly, being from down under upside-down land here where we are supposed to hate Americans, not take an interest in their politics. However, in the "capitalism" section, I nailed Hillary's comments quite well, and all I can say is...

I thought I knew all about your MTE, but I really had no idea it was that bad.

It's ironic how Aussie politics seem to be running parallel to the US. The only conservative party had shaky leadership, leaving voters with less options. So they elected the other side who's leader appeared at best innocuous, even a little conservative, just more spin than substance. Now we've got a government who are most likely to attack investment and business to "tackle inflation", whilst going on about health care and education "revolutions", stacking the government with cronies, throwing us all at the mercy of litigation from "oppressed minorities"...and so on.

As Comrade Pup said, it doesn't matter who you vote for in November...there are no real conservatives left. I hope the situation here is not prophetic for the US. If it is, God help us all. Protect your property now. Set up trusts, do what you gotta do.

Beez
 

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Just watch what happens to wall street as the season progresses. Hillary polls well, Stock Market goes down. Hillary polls poorly, Stock Market goes up. I've been watching this for about 4 months now, and believe it's her stance on Capital Gains, among other things.

Stand by for Black Wednesday if Hillary gets elected.
<Karakter>

Why haven't we heard more about Brian P. Moore (SP USA)?

Seems like a competent fellow...

-Mikhail
 

I did very poorly. I guess I need to reread the Communist Manifesto and Hillary's "It Takes a Village."


Character Off: The quiz reminds me of a favorite quote: "a communist reads Marx and Lenin. An anti-communist understands Marx and Lenin." -Ronald Reagan
 

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov

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Just watch what happens to wall street as the season progresses. Hillary polls well, Stock Market goes down. Hillary polls poorly, Stock Market goes up. I've been watching this for about 4 months now, and believe it's her stance on Capital Gains, among other things.

Stand by for Black Wednesday if Hillary gets elected.
<Karakter>

Why haven't we heard more about Brian P. Moore (SP USA)?

Seems like a competent fellow...

-Mikhail



Good day comrades. After taking the quiz and failing miserably, I'm certain of my fate.

I've scraped some Change in rubles and kopeks for Trans Siberian Journey, so I can bribe train guards to give me a boxcar place farther from the crapper.

If quiz any indication, buy Conrail shares early. And warm work gloves one size up.



Glovingly,

Iron Felix
 

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I've just about gotten to the point of being so fed up with the national leadership of the Republican Party that I'm seriously considering either not voting or voting a write-in in the presidential race. I'm not going to stay home; there are some things and people that I do want to vote on and for/against. If I do write-in or abstain on the presidential slot on the ballot, it will be followed up with a letter to the GOP to explain this vote wasn't because I was disgusted with Bush (which my brother pointed out would probably be their read, that this was a protest that they hadn't gone left enough) but rather I was disgusted with them and their platform and their damn letters telling me how "Hillary Clinton wants to eat your children and we desperately need another damn contribution to elect somebody who is about as blasted liberal as she is." Vote for OUR simpleton--he's not as bad as theirs!
 

That was a really fun (and long) quiz, but I am happy to announce that I got a "C" on it. I hope the rest of you did, because there will be Hillary to pay if you didn't!
 

Ivan Betinov

I've just about gotten to the point of being so fed up with the national leadership of the Republican Party that I'm seriously considering either not voting or voting a write-in in the presidential race. I'm not going to stay home; there are some things and people that I do want to vote on and for/against. If I do write-in or abstain on the presidential slot on the ballot, it will be followed up with a letter to the GOP to explain this vote wasn't because I was disgusted with Bush (which my brother pointed out would probably be their read, that this was a protest that they hadn't gone left enough) but rather I was disgusted with them and their platform and their damn letters telling me how "Hillary Clinton wants to eat your children and we desperately need another damn contribution to elect somebody who is about as blasted liberal as she is." Vote for OUR simpleton--he's not as bad as theirs!

Ditto
Since the fall of 06 I’ve been returning RNC donation and membership mail-outs back with NOT UNTIL I SEE SOME CONSERVATISM scrawled across it with a sharpie. I don’t really think it does much good, because I still get at lest one every month or so. But I don’t feel like an enabler. I did send Fred some money 8 months ago. Wonder what he did with it? Maybe he took his wife out for a nice meal.
 

Obama is not going to be the nominee for the DNC.
McCain is going to be the RNC nominee and he couldnt beat Kucinich in a general election.

Hillary is the next president.
We are in deep voodoo.
 

Maksim Maksimovich

Ivan Betinov

I've just about gotten to the point of being so fed up with the national leadership of the Republican Party that I'm seriously considering either not voting or voting a write-in in the presidential race. I'm not going to stay home; there are some things and people that I do want to vote on and for/against. If I do write-in or abstain on the presidential slot on the ballot, it will be followed up with a letter to the GOP to explain this vote wasn't because I was disgusted with Bush (which my brother pointed out would probably be their read, that this was a protest that they hadn't gone left enough) but rather I was disgusted with them and their platform and their damn letters telling me how "Hillary Clinton wants to eat your children and we desperately need another damn contribution to elect somebody who is about as blasted liberal as she is." Vote for OUR simpleton--he's not as bad as theirs!

Ditto
Since the fall of 06 I’ve been returning RNC donation and membership mail-outs back with NOT UNTIL I SEE SOME CONSERVATISM scrawled across it with a sharpie. I don’t really think it does much good, because I still get at lest one every month or so. But I don’t feel like an enabler. I did send Fred some money 8 months ago. Wonder what he did with it? Maybe he took his wife out for a nice meal.

I have been doing that, too-complete with notes, but no one ever responds. Do you suppose they open the envelope and toss the contents, looking only for the check? That couldn't be, could it?
I returned the last questionnaire, minus a check, with "pithy comments inside" written on the envelope. I'm still waiting to hear back.
 

The best Multiple-Multiple Choice quiz I've ever seen. I hope the "Reaction" will finally see that they do not have chance against our fine-tuned struggle for the opressed and exploited masses.
We'll see to it that the poor and work-challenged must live better even if we would have to eliminate them when trying.
 

I must confess I did not do so well as might be expected from a good party member. However, this was mostly due to my enjoyment of Comrade Red Square's commentary on the incorrect answers. I fear my thirst for brilliant satire has earned me a frigid trip to the north. Is there a selfless, more equal comrade who could spare me a blanket and shovel?
 

I've got six reserve potatoes with only a slight amount of rot I can share with you for your journey, my proletarian brother. Though you'll need to stop by your local Carl Marx Treatment Center to pick up your shovel.

The working class must unite!
-Mikhail
 

Comrades, having just returned from another exciting tour of duty at the future home of The William J. Clinton Memorial Reeducation Center and Uranium Mine, I am pleased to report that we have ample housing facilities for all of you who fail this test. No need to go all the way to Siberia when Wyoming is so close at hand.

Remember that your efforts will reward The Greater Good™ by reducing CO2 emissions and by providing a source of labor for the so-to-emerge Utopian Socialist States of Amerika! A glorious way for Party members who haven't quite measured up to serve The People and The World!

(Note: Over 90% of greenhouse gas is water vapor. Have you seen how much steam a nuke plant cooling tower can crank out? You have? No, you haven't! The Party will not allow such contrary thoughts and observations!
Besides, it's not like we're actually going to admit to using nuclear power. We'll say it's all from wind turbines and solar panels.)
 

Premier Betty

That was a really fun (and long) quiz, but I am happy to announce that I got a "C" on it. I hope the rest of you did, because there will be Hillary to pay if you didn't!

Premier Betty, you are guilty of thought crimes against the collective. As all numbers are equal, so are all "grades". Grades such as you claimed are anathema to the Marxist Ideal of "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs." "Correct" and incorrect" are judgemental words that should be purged from the vocabulary of the collective. A comrade who got more "correct" answers than "incorrect" ones may exhibit an attitude of superiority towards a comrade who did not get as many "correct" answers. This could very easily damage the self esteem of the "lower scoring" comrade. Everyone got a "C" grade, as that is considered "average", and that is all one needs. Those of you who got a large number of "correct" answers will have your answers confiscated and given to those who did not. This is for The Greater Good.
 

Thank Allah, Osama hired a goat farmer as a speech writer. Now we'll get some rhetoric with substance.
 

¡Qué lástima!

These multiple guess, she leave me frustrato!

Pah! My grade, no matter. All outcome is same.

viva la evolution!
 

MORE!!!!
 

Your little test proves nothing except that the most successful politicians have an average IQ of 119. They are simply one step ahead of Mr. and Ms. Average and that is all the advantage they need to fool 51 percent of the people. This is why most dictators last 30 years in office and the Congress of the United States has a re-election rate of 98 percent. Voters are afraid and jealous of anyone smart enough to actually fix the very nation-state that the government was formed to maintenance. The intelligent and the compassionate are routinely rejected, and the corrupt and cruel form a ruling class elite which lasts indefinitely. "Viva la Revolution" is the cry of the rapist, echoed by the raped.
 

You'veBrokenBothMyHands

Voters are afraid and jealous of anyone smart enough to actually fix the very nation-state that the government was formed to maintenance.


I would sure vote for someone who's smart and would fix all the problems. And that's why our Many Titted Empress shall be getting everyone's votes, like it or not. (It's for the common good!)
 

You'veBrokenBothMyHands

"Viva la Revolution" is the cry of the rapist, echoed by the raped.


It isn't rape if it is consensual and last time I checked half of the country (the better blue half, mind you) has given it's consent to let us do as we please. So get in line, buddy boy, and take a number! HOPE, CHANGE, COMMON GOOD, COMMON GROUND AND CHILDREN - ALWAYS FOR THE CHILDREN - IS ON THE WAY! THE PROGRESSIVE WORLD OF NEXT TUESDAY WILL INDEED COME NEXT TUESDAY! So work a little harder and sacrifice more, Comrades, or else it will never come!
 

Our traffic is way up because Jonah Goldberg just posted a link to it on his Liberal Fascism blog.

Jonah Goldberg

Collectivist Quiz

Test your totalitarian knowledge.

02/08 04:04 PM


 

HOT AIR just linked it too.

Take the Collectivist Quote Quiz

I'm getting an occasional denial of service because of too many visitors. I wish they wouldn't all link at once but wait their turn. Just kidding.
 

I scored a perfect 100%. That is possible only because of the education the glorious state has given me.

¡El pueblo unido, NUNCA sera vencido!

¡Hasta el proximo examen Compañeros!
 

Every since I heard of Jonah Goldberg's book a few weeks ago, I’ve been wondering if he had a connection to the Cube. The subject matter, the cover, although he credits George Carlin saying this "when fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jackboots. It will be Nike sneakers and smiley shirts” for the inspiration. Still I wonder is he lurking or posting? If so what is his username?

 

I think he's got too many things on his plate to be posting here, but this isn't the first time he's linking, so he may be lurking occasionally.

After I installed a new anti-spam system I allowed non-registered users to make comments, and here we see it happening. We had a lot of fun with it in the old days when the Cube was young and the spam wasn't automated.

Glad you have discovered our smiley faces.


 

I only got 34 answers correct. I can't wait for my re-education.

I'll drive myself to the local Karl Marx Treatment Center in my own pimped-out Black Maria -- it's got "hammer-and-sickle" rims, comrades!

Whose your Professor? That's what I thought.

Cheers,

Dr. P
 

Red Square

Comrade Red Square,
Are you trying to offend me by omitting my picture from this?

hell to pay, comrade. tsk, tsk.
 

Saul Alinsky

Comrade Red Square,
Are you trying to offend me by omitting my picture from this?

hell to pay, comrade. tsk, tsk.

Ah, Comrade Alinsky! Good to see you have recovered from your death.

As you can see, Comrade Red Square has added photos of several of your ideological scions. You should be proud as it now seems very likely that, within the year, someone who embraces all that you have taught will be leading this foul joke of a country in to a new era of enlightened, progressive being. So sit back and enjoy the fruits of your life's work.

In other words, to use the language of the day as you did in Rules For Radicals, don't harsh The Party's mellow, dude. The Party doesn't dig that and you know that when The Party don't dig it, you WILL.
 

Spasebo, Komrade!

Amerika will fall! Komrade Lenin will rise again!
 

I am so proud that we have come this far. For years we have been teaching the children at the publik school of our collective that color and gender do not matter - and now the youngsters are all teary-eyed(TM) because they can vote for a woman.
 

This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen in my life.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic.
 

Badly Nauseated

This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen in my life.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic.

Quite right comrade.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic = liberal

You have come to the right place! Welcome!
 

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This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen in my life.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic.


Slide on over to impeachforpeace.org. You might change your opinion of "absolute dumbest." Or maybe not.
 

Privet. I score low on test and so not worthy I am of state good liking. I will work hard show gratification for life and care from state I am having. Glorious it is my future to be include in state plans for be united and free from capitalist it is menace to worker.
 

Kommissar Vodkov

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic = liberal
You have come to the right place! Welcome!
Nyet, comrade. The current truth dictates that we abandon the word "liberal" for "progressive." The correct way to frame it would be

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic = progressive

A hyphenated free radical is optional:

[...]-Yeswecan
[...]-Truthteller
[...]-Democrat
[...]-Socialist
[...]-Santa Claus
 

Badly Nauseated

This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen in my life.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic.

Well, it looks like we're doing a great job then! LOL

P.S. Shouldn't you have mentioned something about "nazi" or "fascist"? A True Enlightened Progressive would never miss an opportunity to use those terms.

Now, back to the class struggle with you Comrade!
 

Commissar M

P.S. Shouldn't you have mentioned something about "nazi" or "fascist"? A True Enlightened Progressive would never miss an opportunity to use those terms.


Good point. He also forgot the routine "ignorant" and "get a life" arguments! Maybe this person is not a true Progressive!
 

Kommissar Vodkov

Good point. He also forgot the routine "ignorant" and "get a life" arguments! Maybe this person is not a true Progressive!

A True Progressive would understand that if I am ignorant, the State must provide me with intelligence. If I need to "get a life", the State must provide me with a life. If a True Progressive has these item while I am deficient, it is the Progressive's responsibility to level The Playing Field™ and work through the State to equalize that deficit. It is not MY responsibility to pull myself up to the level of those who have more than me, it is their responsibility to provide some of what they have until we are equal.

Remember trollish Comrades, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." This is truly The Audacity of Hope™. To berate those who have less than you is the mark of a hateful, bourgeois reactionary (unless The Party says it's OK).
 

I will spend whatever time it take in reeducation camp to improve knowledge and worthyness of state grading curve....Please forgive......

Yours in comradeship
Marx-Nix
 

Volodija

Privet. I score low on test and so not worthy I am of state good liking. I will work hard show gratification for life and care from state I am having. Glorious it is my future to be include in state plans for be united and free from capitalist it is menace to worker.

You are always worthy! Do NOT let a silly test ruin your self-esteem and cause you to feel obligated to serve the white Christian heterosexual male and his oppressive profit-turning system! You are unique, Comrade Volodija, and a member of the oppressed working class that is forced to toil and sweat under the yoke of the oppressor - which is white, Christian, heterosexual and a male, mind you.

But fear not, Comrade! The Party is here to help you and all we ask is that you live in government housing, dine on government cheese and vote when we tell you to vote - oh, and vote for the candidate(s) that we tell you to vote for which is very important. Then and only then will you free yourself from the shackles of personal responsibility and live a fuller and more productive lifestyle under the loving watch of a free and democratic totalitarian regime that has your best interest at heart.
 

<clap><clap><clap> Excellent work as always comrade Red Sqaure. Where are the medals from the 99 cent store when you need them?

I tried to keep score at first; but after the first set of problems, I realized that all the answers were equal. None were right and none were wrong. So I selected each and every one.

Don't you comrades understand? That is part of the test, seeing that all answers are equal and none better than the other.
 

How can any answer be wrong . for they are all correct thoughts . To praise and give credit to anyone is surely against the PARTY. Comrades ! has this test been falsely given to entrap those amonst you who habor thought in opposition the the PARTY ? Get a shovel is correct , you have choosen to be above your fellow comrades by thinking you know the right answer.
 

Badly Nauseated

This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen in my life.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic.

Dear Comrade. It seems you are an expert in Progressive Website ratings.
If you would indulge the Politburo and steer your fellow revolutionaries to an example of website you'll consider Fair and Balanced.

Mind you, the Party is watching. We need more constructive criticism on these pages.
We'd be very grateful if you could encourage your close comrades to chime in here.
Often please.

Don't we Comrades?!

Those that don't agree, proceed to boxcar #7668977890-98-0 for a trip to website building seminar.

Bring warm gloves.

Glovingly,

Iron Felix
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

You are unique, Comrade Volodija, and a member of the oppressed working class that is forced to toil and sweat under the yoke of the oppressor - which is white, Christian, heterosexual and a male, mind you.

I always ask my oppressor to remove his yoke first, so it doesn't keep banging against the headboard and waking up the neighbors.
 

ROTFLMAO, Pinkie! That must make some deafening noise! So this is what contributes to the deaf rate in women. The yoke!


 

Red Square

Our traffic is way up because Jonah Goldberg just posted a link to it on his Liberal Fascism blog.

Jonah Goldberg

Collectivist Quiz

Test your totalitarian knowledge.

02/08 04:04 PM



A poor guy got tossed from the icecream store for reading Jonah's book. Does he not know the party line?

"SOMETIMES FASCISM MUST BE INSTITUTED IN THE NAME OF ANTI-FASCISM"
 

rightwingmac

Obama is not going to be the nominee for the DNC.
McCain is going to be the RNC nominee and he couldnt beat Kucinich in a general election.

Hillary is the next president.
We are in deep voodoo.
Pravda. Obama may not be the Candidate. McCain will be. (for the DNC)

It's all in the subterfuge as taught by Glorious Leader of former KGB also former NKVD (I'm running out of letters here) now known as SVR who said it is all in the Caucuses. Take the Caucus and you take the party. To do this you must be what you are not. Comradeski McCain has succeeded. There will be mass celebrations in the Aparatchick when this is over. Bourgeois capitalist are excluded in party Celebration. Be a good Cossack and bring your own Wodka. (Er Vodka)
Power to the Troddendown.
 

G.o.P. ...say "nuclear vessels." C'mon. It'll be a hoot.
 

 

I took test. Bah. Test was no test. All answers were as I wished them to be. I correct all answers which were not. Thus I have perfect score and am equal with all others that have perfect score, which is all others, or else.
As we are all equal under the Red Sun we cannot have any who are not equal.
All Power to the Troddendown.
 

Badly Nauseated

This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen in my life.

Smug, self-satisfied, simplistic, slippery, pathetic.

Comrade Nauseated should immediately report to the Collective Party Health Clinic for Free Health advisory. Please bring your last testament and will with you and leave all to the party.
Power to the troddendown.
Which under great collective system is all smug, self satisfied, simplistic, slippery , pathetic voters for wonderfull comradeski's Hill of Clinton and Barracks of O Bama.
 

just a worker

How can any answer be wrong . for they are all correct thoughts . To praise and give credit to anyone is surely against the PARTY. Comrades ! has this test been falsely given to entrap those amonst you who habor thought in opposition the the PARTY ? Get a shovel is correct , you have choosen to be above your fellow comrades by thinking you know the right answer.

<ahem> Comrade, all answers given in the test are both correct and wrong answers. This is basic party doctrine. I am not claiming to know anything more than my comrades. 100 is the same as 0, therfore, all answers are right and all answers are wrong, everyone knows this. The point that we are trying to drive here is that nothing is better than anything else, thus, if you wish to say that all answers are right, that implies that right is better than wrong.

It looks like someone needs a few more weeks in the re-edukation camp.

Oh, and next time that you get the urge to try and deport your dear own Comrade Red the Progressive Fox, please take a look at what my badge says. What is that word? Come on, stop shaking at the knees and tell me ------- Commissar, that is right/wrong comrade, good/bad. I will cut you some slack this time, be warned.
 

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Comrade, all answers given in the test are both correct and wrong answers. This is basic party doctrine. I am not claiming to know anything more than my comrades. 100 is the same as 0, therfore, all answers are right and all answers are wrong, everyone knows this. The point that we are trying to drive here is that nothing is better than anything else, thus, if you wish to say that all answers are right, that implies that right is better than wrong

This is wonderfull talking in cirlces, Komrad is member of Red Cube Propaganda machine Da?
A promotion is in order. Possibly award of Red Cube order of Propaganda Administration 1st Class w/ ribbon.
Confusion to the masses. (Equally)
Power to the troddendown. [Also equally]
 

Hummmm, interesting idea comrade GP. Too bad there is not anybody to nomiate me to become more equal amongst the equal, as well as to get one of those pretty ribbons.
 

Ribbons are easy to get. Just run over a few thought criminals in your Hummer and you should get a few for service to the party. That's how I got mine!
 

Yes, but do you get a promotion to the Propaganda Department?
 

I am premier. I need no more promotions.
 

I scored an A plus! We do grade on a curve da? But at the most wise Progressive Fox, I also selected each and every correct answer so as not to embarrass the less equal comrades. Actually, I got just about every Hillary quote first off, but then Red and I had talked about doing this before. But Red, no wonder we serve here, that was brilliantly done! You put a lot of *gasp* work, into that. The only improvement I could see that could be made would to have included some Obama comments. But then again, I am yet to hear him say anything outside of his Hope and Change.
 

Premier Betty

I am premier. I need no more promotions.

True enough... I have been waiting with nervous twitters to see what the Chairman would say about the promotion given Commissar Theocritus and I by Nancy.
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

Hummmm, interesting idea comrade GP. Too bad there is not anybody to nomiate me to become more equal amongst the equal, as well as to get one of those pretty ribbons.
In Party one does not wait for the nomination those who would progress nominate themselfs after all only one name is allowed on ballot eh? Ribbon would of course be red with varying shades allowed.

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I am premier. I need no more promotions.


Spoken like a true Autocrat and leader of party. Great things are destined for you before you are usurped by more autocratic lurker in the trodendown.

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The only improvement I could see that could be made would to have included some Obama comments. But then again, I am yet to hear him say anything outside of his Hope and Change.


Si se puede! (Podemos Si)
Yes we can. Hope and Change. However that hope and change must come with all being hopefull and changing equally. This could make American Idol even more crowded than it is with all the troddendown hoping and changing backstage. Is possible Gulag may nee to be enlarged for gathering.

Power to the troddendown, and Ducks.
 

Kommissar Red Fox, as Honorary Vice Chairman, I suppose I could nominate you to a C class Commissar. Then again, give me some time to adjust to my chair, and I suppose I could do something about your plight.
 

Promotions are worthless comrades. The one who can dig up the most dirt on Party members is the Premier. The one with the second most dirt is his most trusted ally etc etc. I'm digging up a lot of dirt comrades. You should see my file on Pinkie!
 

Oh, do share, Vodkov. You don't scare me with that big bottle of yours. And just who assigned you to keep files on Party members?

You know scissors, rock, paper? Well, around here, we have shovel, bottle, and--oh, I don't know--paper?

Anyway, shovel smashes bottle every time.
 

Sit down and shut up, Vodkov, before I put you on landscaping duty - yes, landscaping duty as in waxing the hair off my, well, you know what I'm getting at.

Guardian of Pravda - I like your style and find you strangely attractive. Keep up the good work and maybe one day you will have two cups of grass and snow to feed your starving village.
 

Commissar Pupovich

Kommissar Red Fox, as Honorary Vice Chairman, I suppose I could nominate you to a C class Commissar. Then again, give me some time to adjust to my chair, and I suppose I could do something about your plight.

[rolls eyes] I should have taken GP's advice and just nomiated myself. If I wait on the proper channels, I will be dead of old age.

Don't forget "Vice Chairman", the future is still coming; the Chairman will still die, and it will be Bush's fault. Great Stalin's Ghost has foretold.
 

Collectivist Quotes? Are you saying that you admire these people?!

All answers are equal and the same!?

When I meet Red the Progressive Fox, I thought he was a nut job. There is a whole planet with you people?!

- Investor Fox
 

"Leonid Brezhnev - Correct. You win a Union-sponsored guided bus tour to the birthplace of Leonid Brezhnev."

Well, I will be in for a few days, so the Union Soviet can visit.
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

[Don't forget "Vice Chairman", the future is still coming; the Chairman will still die, and it will be Bush's fault. Great Stalin's Ghost has foretold.

What sort of slander is this? The Chairman will live forever! As long as their is money to be contributed, Hummels to be collected, careers to be ruined, the Chairman will go on, and I will be right behind him!
 

Investor Fox

Collectivist Quotes? Are you saying that you admire these people?!

All answers are equal and the same!?

When I meet Red the Progressive Fox, I thought he was a nut job. There is a whole planet with you people?!

- Investor Fox




Wha! How did you get here?!! How did you get into my account!! I thought that I had left you behind!! Gone for good!! I DEMAND TO KNOW HOW YOU ARE HERE AND RUNNING MY GOOD NAME!!

Commissar Pupovich

RedtheProgressiveFox

[Don't forget "Vice Chairman", the future is still coming; the Chairman will still die, and it will be Bush's fault. Great Stalin's Ghost has foretold.

What sort of slander is this? The Chairman will live forever! As long as their is money to be contributed, Hummels to be collected, careers to be ruined, the Chairman will go on, and I will be right behind him!

[rolls eyes again] Alright, let us cut to the chase, what do I have to do to get my promotion? Who do you want "missing" or how much money do you want?

Maybe I could get the Chairman some whores (eco-friendly of course).
 

Great quiz! I should have invented it! (Well, maybe I did but forgot.)
 

Algore, the Creator

Great quiz! I should have invented it! (Well, maybe I did but forgot.)
Is wonderfull Comrade Gore is only one in party to know everything about everything by simple act of glorous fabrication of Pravda for purposes of making Izvestia.
Remember. Is no Pravda in Izvestia and no Izvestia in Pravda.
(Can be translated for only two Kopecks or $1.385 in Americanski.)
Power to the troddendown and the same ducks.
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

Commissar Pupovich

Kommissar Red Fox, as Honorary Vice Chairman, I suppose I could nominate you to a C class Commissar. Then again, give me some time to adjust to my chair, and I suppose I could do something about your plight.

[rolls eyes] I should have taken GP's advice and just nomiated myself. If I wait on the proper channels, I will be dead of old age.

Don't forget "Vice Chairman", the future is still coming; the Chairman will still die, and it will be Bush's fault. Great Stalin's Ghost has foretold.
Can still be nominated for position with only small contribution of 30 Roubles (Rubles) or three Americanski Stamps.
Is wondering what great and glorious vices you will be chairing and do you have a list?
Power to the troddendown and Ducks.
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

[rolls eyes again] Alright, let us cut to the chase, what do I have to do to get my promotion? Who do you want "missing" or how much money do you want?

Maybe I could get the Chairman some whores (eco-friendly of course).

Comrade! Would I even be thinking of money? Why, any contributions I receive would be immediately passed on to the Chairman.....after washing it thoroughly of course. The Chairman is most particular about his contributions you know? I am merely still trying to adjust to my office, see how the chair fits, make sure all the proper forms are available, etc. I am sure I can arrange a promotion for you soon. Even Nancy agreed that we need more officials to make our Party even more efficient. What sort of position would you be interested in?
 

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What sort of position would you be interested in?

Carefull Comrade. Is loaded question Da?
Power to the troddendown and wandering Geese.
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

Investor Fox

Collectivist Quotes? Are you saying that you admire these people?!

All answers are equal and the same!?

When I meet Red the Progressive Fox, I thought he was a nut job. There is a whole planet with you people?!

- Investor Fox




Wha! How did you get here?!! How did you get into my account!! I thought that I had left you behind!! Gone for good!! I DEMAND TO KNOW HOW YOU ARE HERE AND RUNNING MY GOOD NAME!!


Relax Foxy, I got my own account. Watching you people should be an interestingscience experiment.
 

Investor Fox

Watching you people should be an interesting science experiment.


You see us as nothing but a science experiment? What is wrong with you? And yet... I am torn between 2 of our foundations of socialism. On one hand there is the urge to believe all science has to say no matter what and let it be the determining fact in an argument, no matter how well it can be disproves with counter science, or facts, and on the other, is my public mask of believing that all people are unique and must be treated like an individual and given individual government welfare checks for existing.

I am already beginning to dislike you. Stop making me choose between my false ideals!!!