Grievance Reporting for Hope'N'Change Operating System




I am currently in talks with Crown-Zellerbach to produce bumpf which you can run through a laser printer, and with toner manufacturers to make soy-based toner ink.
In this way we can print all our toilet paper making sure that we wipe our asses with the First and Second Amendments.
But I'll be very careful of course; if I roll this out after enough Rethuglican Bloody Mary cocktails imbibed by Our Many Titted Empress, so great would be her excitement that she would with her trotters dig down into the bedrock. So much for my parquet flooring or even the flagstone. When you are shod like our MTE only granite bedrock will hold.
"Theocritus!" I can hear her squealing, "Just for me? You mean that I get to wipe my ass on the Constitution? That's one up on Bill. He just got blown in the Oval Office. But me--ME!--wiping my ass on the constitution? I've dreamt of that since Wellesley.
"Thank you, Theocritus, thank you!"


Comrade_Tovarich
Commissar Obamissar V
Are you a regular contributor to engrish.com? They have a brog too...Comrade Commissar Obamissar V,
Oddly, no. I do not carry a camera frequently enough and I still cling to a Japanese cellphone so old its screen is monocolor and lacks a camera. I am afraid the site would become to addictive and reduce my ability to
Fair enough, Comrade Comrade_Comrade. My stepmother purchases a new cell phone every year, claming that it's good to do that so you have modern features. My father, wanting to retire some day, still has one of the monochromotic jobs that doesn't even display icons.








Well, since I gave up on Bruno Clones, I had to do something.
7.62, you will do more when SOBama gets cranking. I promise you you will. Your new computer will have 7027 twin hi-mu triodes.


Someone used to make SD card cellphone links, which would let my PDA do everything. However, those are now scarce. If my PDA had two SD card slots, I would have gone for it.


Congrats on the continued patronage of Apple. I've been forced to get more realistic with myself about what I do, so I'll be keeping the ones I have for a while. I wish the software would catch up with the processors to make use of the multiple cores because they sure haven't yet.
I know what you mean about chickening out in turns. The Skyhook suspension on the Maserati is well adapted to accelerating through sharp turns, and the G-forces often leave me backing off the gas, though the car could do more. It's low enough and wide enough that I should be fine, but I'd need to be driving someone else's to really find out where the limit is.


The RL is nothing so fancy as the Maserati; it's a luxury car which happens to stick like glue. It's fast enough. I bought it an took a week's road trip. Coming from Grand Junction, CO down to Albuquerque, NM, you go about 60 miles on switchbacks on the top of the world. Old mining territory. Just lovely.
I've done it before in smaller lesser cars and I am an aggressive drive. No one cared. But here I am, at 53, in this pearl-white, zipping around people in panzers, in what I call the Ford Fucktard 150s. One free at Jifi-Lobo. Come in twice for those remaining bits of prefrontal lobes, and you get a Ford Fucktard 250.
These people couldn't stand it when I'd zoom around them. Not supposed to. They'd accelerate to keep me from passing--like they could--and then shoot me fingers and tailgate. The 4WD let me zip past and finally they'd fag out, eating my dust.
Fun fun fun.








Maybe that would be the Obama Class Envy Structure?
My main interest is how to explicitly invoke destructor of Class Envy in C#SandTM
All Hail TheOne


cDecorator
cGopher
cBureaucrat
and of course all the tasks. The endless tasks. Every object, and we are all objects, don't you know, all constructs, instantiated by other objects, and are all subject to the tasks presented to us.
But the best is cProgressive. It's the class with no methods whatsoever.
It passes all communications up and never does anything.




If you're a Mac your objects have handles, which are pointers to pointers, and that's really not taking responsibility.
And the worst of it is that if you're using objects to scan text (and why should you?) you might be using a right linear grammar.
And right and linear are words that I truly hate.



http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?s=2f3a01cf2b7ebbc9be426271720ed940&showtopic=13975


Once a competitor (shut down by the state) was so bad the Department of Insurance audited everyone else, and came loaded for bear. I learned ways to cheat that I never would have thought of.


Commissar Obamissar V
Found the latest version of TurboShare:
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?s=2f3a01cf2b7ebbc9be426271720ed940&showtopic=13975
I don't think Geithner can do it.






Please do not be so shortsited! By employing a KNOWN tax cheat and by putting him in charge of... well... everything having to do with the "crisis," Lord SOBama is in a unique position. If Barry's plan succeeds, he can claim all credit. However, in the more likely event that it fails, he can pass it off on someone who has already infuriated The People, thus leaving him clean for 2012. It's genius.





That doesn't work for killing women, does it?

An old uncle of mine reminded me of the good old days in the Soviet Union under dear-leader Stalin. He said that the Soviet leadership also had a grievance board where well-meaning scions of the Soviet Republic could send their suggestions and gripes about some part of the system or another.
Uncle Zirov said that he warned his brother(an uncle I never met) not to send grievances to the grievance board but his brother did anyway. Uncle Zirov said Stalin was much to busy to read such letters. His brother was sure that "uncle Joe" would enjoy his comments. He said that about one week after his brother sent his letter he disappeared.
It was bandied about that Stalin thought so much of Zirov's brother's suggestions that he was brought to Moscow for a job advising the Politburo. A week after the disappearance my uncle Zirov said he was attacked by three unknown men and beat within an inch of his life going home after work....
While in the hospital uncle Zirov thought,......"boy...if Uncle Joe Stalin gets wind of this beating of his favorite adviser's brother...there will be hell to pay."
Tell me...do you think it is possible that if we complain. too.....we will have a job in Washington?? Perhaps as adviser to our politburo!!!!!


From this day forward I shall never entertain any doubts that no matter what the Ollow President does, it is for the Common Good™ and therefore no matter how it seems, it has to be for the good of America. Even if it seems top to bottom to be bad for America.

Thank you for your comment. We know that Comrade Chairman Obama is all-knowing and has the welfare of the Socialist movement in mind as he trashes our country. It is all for world-socialism and we should be proud to destroy our nation for the good of the socialist march. In fact...as I sit here..I am so full of Socialist pride that I think I will go in the yard and burn an American Flag in unity with the people of Cuba and in protest of our terrible blockade of their nation. Hail Obama.....the next recipient of the coveted...JOE STALIN MEDAL of SOCIALISM.


But certainly not Vladimir Putin, who had the gall to warn He Who Walks on Water not to believe too much in state control of industry. For we all know the true glory of State ownership of the means of production. Where everyone is equal (although some, like the Comrades here, are more equal than others).
All hail equality. Because it is the end of competition. It's just fine that it's the end of a good life.


Now that our predictions are becoming reality, we decided to make lemonade out of a lemon and collect whatever remaining capitalist exploitation units the masses still have, with this new merchandise. Also available on a poster and a bumper sticker (two in one!)

Obama: Fatal Error by Red_Square




Any attempt to take anything back from the Red Cube Party (AKA 'The party')will be dealt with severely.
Perhaps a thousand hours of Dave Letterman doing his inane countdowns as a beginning




Perhaps you remember him best as the guy who loves absurdly stupid animal acts.




sovietskayakaputnik
Commissar...Thank you for your comment. We know that Comrade Chairman Obama is all-knowing and has the welfare of the Socialist movement in mind as he trashes our country. It is all for world-socialism and we should be proud to destroy our nation for the good of the socialist march. In fact...as I sit here..I am so full of Socialist pride that I think I will go in the yard and burn an American Flag in unity with the people of Cuba and in protest of our terrible blockade of their nation. Hail Obama.....the next recipient of the coveted...JOE STALIN MEDAL of SOCIALISM.
I believe if the Great Won succeeds in his quest to return Amerika to the 3d world status he believes ALL countries should be striving for, he should be entitled to the same accolades as AlGore... a Nobel Peace Prize. Perhaps the last one ever given. For when Amerika falls, the West falls as well. Then the true utopia of global peace will fall upon us all.


Chupacabra, the PC that is to come with have DOS, and the only way to personalize your OPC will be the background wallpaper. Which version of Obama do you want?
Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod with his speeches on it. Your system sounds will be Obama speaking.
But the one that I find symbolic is the Blue Screen of Death.


Red Square
I just remembered this old People's Cube diagram of Korrekt People's Programming:
This is way great! P.S. I'm back.






ETA: I just notice that my UNIX command line prompt looks like this: [email protected] $>
and my hope and change prompt looks like this:
[email protected] IOU>