Gulagosphere Is Here!


![]() | The Party had been thinking about setting up the World Wide Gulagosphere since 2004, but our collective consciousness was a little foggy as to what shape it should take. Now that we have had more input from the People's Cube Groupthink Tank, it all came together! Gulagosphere will be a worldwide network of Party organs promoting the Greater Good™ by relentlessly propagandizing progressive Party values to the world's toiling masses (and fighting capitalism at the same time). |
Members of our elite Party circle will display small Gulagosphere banners on their pages, linking them to Gulagospgere.com. In return, their own sites will receive additional traffic from Gulagosphere that will have visitors coming from other such Party Organs. Sharing vodka and stale potatoes is optional. An international conference of Gulagosphere members is not out of the question.
The banners have been lovingly crafted by the best designers in the most prestigious forced-labor institutions inside North Korea. Wear them proudly!
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If you know of a good candidate for Gulagosphere, please let us know. It is advisable to contact such sites and raise their awareness about our new great leap forward.


I weep, I weep knowing that at long last we can all be servile underneath the hard black jackboot of the Gulagosphere™. Thank you Comrade Red Square, Thank you.
[My testimony, although forced out of me by gun point, is authorized by me for use in any propaganda that will advance The Common Good™.]


I have always preferred a school of thought that teaches extracting information from our inner circle members at gunpoint must be conducted MORE often and regularly - like brushing one's teeth or taking a shower - at least once a week.




Problem solved with the help of other collectivist. No, I did'nt resolve it myself, do not be silly now. Thats just lunacy to suggest I figured out what to do...




Great Stalin's Ghost
In honor of Gulagosphere, I'm changing my name. Sonofsheldon is just not revolutionary enough. It doens't express my inner child's need to overthrow the oppressive capitalist system.Welcome, Great Stalin's Ghost! We hope that as all ghosts, you're voting Democrat. We are pleased by your exhibit of absolutely correct ideological outlook. However, we couldn't help but notice one archaic bourgeois expression, "my inner child." It is more progressive to refer to it as "The Inner Comrade" as outlined in the link below:
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... =7941#7941

{Burns' voice}
Sadly it seems Komrade Aaron will not be joining us...


I rejoice like I have never rejoiced before! The re-education of the internet has begun! Those sneaky weasel pig dog capitalist bougeois anti Party people thought they could subvert the masses through the internet!! Not anymore!! The Great Internet Liberation Purge (action figures sold seperately) TM has begun!! I Shall Work Harder to hasten the great realignment!! Oh happy day!! I shall sing!!
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз! .....
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


Sagacious Himself
Sadly it seems Komrade Aaron will not be joining us...Who's that? The linked site doesn't exist. Did you have it purged before the Politbureau could take a look? That's very pro-active of you, Comrade Himself.


Red Square
However, we couldn't help but notice one archaic bourgeois expression, "my inner child." It is more progressive to refer to it as "The Inner Comrade"Wow, is my face red! Well of course it is, as is the rest of me, a pure communist red! But now it is even more red than before. I will, as a good comrade report to the nearest reeducation facility immediately. There is a local Democratic campaign office just up the street. In addition, I will reread and then eat (so the glorious words can feed my entire body as well as my mind) the complete works of Che, Chomsky, and Gore - the People's Triumverate. Or is it Kerry, Chomsky, and Gore? Or is it Hillary and Leslie Gore? Curses, it's off to be reeducated.




Thank you tovarich!!!


http://pajamasmedia.com/2006/11/welcome ... sphere.php
Quote:
Welcome Glorious Gulagosphere Comrades!PJM in Seattle - November 9, 2006 6:50 AM
Burying you in our Pajamas we will be! Such face to our insults stood cannot be: “Gulagosphere™ - Our answer to the right-wing Pajamas Media conglomerate of capitalist lackeys.”
Before you are asking, no to the foreign aid the answer is. No, much more so, to the naked wrestling.




Le Mont De Sisyphe


Keep the Cube rolling,
-- Red Square


Red Square
All great words, Comrade Chairman. I wouldn't change a thing - I only regret they had not been extracted from you at gunpoint a little earlier before we sent out the announcement. We shall review our interrogation schedule. The guilty shall be punished.I have always preferred a school of thought that teaches extracting information from our inner circle members at gunpoint must be conducted MORE often and regularly - like brushing one's teeth or taking a shower - at least once a week.
SMERSH has been working behind closed doors of this very topic comrade.
LONG LIVE THE PARTY (minus a few)
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9


Every child between the age of (Eight to Eighteen) must learn how to, operate a Tractor.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9

Red Square
The Party had been thinking about setting up the World Wide Gulagosphere since 2004, but our collective consciousness was a little foggy as to what shape it should take. Now that we have had more input from the People's Cube Groupthink Tank, it all came together!