Hamas Bumper Stickers on Twitter, started by @ThePeoplesCube

Last night on Twitter, at 10pm, @ThePeoplesCube started a #HamasBumperStickers trend, which was picked up by tens of thousands people and quickly rose to the #2 trend not just in the United States but also worldwide - the fact promptly picked up by Michelle Malkin's Twitchy Team.

This trend reflects on the recent killing of a top Hamas military commander in a targeted air strike, in retaliation for a terrorist barrage of rockets launched by Hamas on Israel from Gaza. Since the terrorists can be expected to be taken out in their cars at any moment, the bumper sticker possibilities are endless.

Full credit goes to our Twittermaster on duty, General Secretary. Red Square joined later and contributed, too.

14 hours later, at about noon, #HamasBumperStickers broke a Twitter record on humorous hashtag games, by not just staying on the list, but moving to the first position!



While the trend is still active, post your ideas for Hamas Bumper Stickers here.

Hamas Bumper Stickers

These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too.

• Honk if you've been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes
• If you can read this, you're about to be blown up, too
• I just lost 200 lbs instantly - ask me how
• My other car is a bomb
• 80 percent of success is just blowing up
• Baby suicide bomber on board
• This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.
• Kill, baby, kill
• What car bomb would Mohammed drive?
• Driver carries no cash, he's about to be vaporized
• "Palestinian rebels" sounds nicer than "Mob of Jew-hating murderous baby killers"
• It'll be a great day when terrorists have all the money for bombs and Israel has to hold a bake sale to build a school.
• Final solutions for a small planet
• Wherever I go, there you are. Shrapnel #5. Inevitable.
• Some of our best women are men
• Funny name. Serious damage.
• We put the "ass" in "assassin"
• Do the Jew
• Arab by birth. Murderer by choice.
• Say it with explosives
• Look, Ma, no infidels!
• If you want to capture someone’s attention, use shrapnel
• The antidote for civilization
• Please don't squeeze the Charge
• We hate Jews more than we love our children
• I'd walk a mile for a camel
• Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Jihadis
• Life’s messy, blow it up!
• You’re in good hands with Allah
• Support Habitat for Hamas!
• GET INVOLVED... The world is run by those who blow up
• Prophet before people!
• Bombs not books
• Does this suicide vest make my ass look fat?
• Blowout Sale! Free Palestine with every purchase of explosives, wires, and detonators!
• Kids... They blow up so fast!
• Suicide is sexy
• Practice random acts of violence
• Got vaporized?
• I'd rather be beheading infidels
• If you think war with Hamas is deadly, try peace.
• Support your local terrorist training camp
• Obama 2012: Bold leadership for a stronger Caliphate
• If you can read this, thank a teacher. If your wife and daughters can't, thank a mullah.
• Hamas Chevy: Like a Rock, Only Dumber.
• Give me liberty or....................nah, just give me death
• We buy safe houses, any condition
• Question Palestinian Authority
• Peace is not the answer... Say no to peace... Peace never solved anything
• Guns don't kill people. We do.
• Palestine is a convenient cause, not a place
• When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in hijab and carrying the Koran
• Proud Savage
• Caution: driver may be offended by just about anything

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Stephen Crowder promised to make a video based on this hashtag, and a Twitterer pledged charitable donation for retweets of his own #HamasBumperStickers tweet that says "Honk If You're About to be Taken Out by an Israeli Air to Surface Missile" because he was happy to see Hamas supporters mad. And mad they were, making angry and/or piously indignant posts, demanding that Twitter censor this hashtag, and once again demonstrating their understanding of free speech as a one-way street.

Hashtag games are usually short-lived and disappear from the "trending list" within a few hours. I haven't been able to find any official statistics on their duration, so I'm relying on my personal experience with Twitter. A more scientific input will be appreciated.


This is a screenshot of #HamasBumperStickers being #1 in the US 14 hrs after it started. The one above it is a paid ad and so it doesn't count.



This one shows #HamasBumperStickers at #2 Worldwide around midnight.



 

Most equally ROFLMAO! (This is F'n PRICELESS(EXCLAMATION POINTS)).
 

how's my driving? Call BLOW UP JEWS
 

My other broom is a Qassam Rocket
 

Coexplode
 

My other car is a mule stuffed with explosives.
Meet Allah now...ask me how
 

*Pedophiles For HAMAS!
*HAMAS don't CAIR If You Get Stoned
*I Visited HAMAS And All I Got Was A Clitorectomy
*Bodies By HAMAS
*I Gave An Arm And A Leg For HAMAS
*I Left My Heart In HAMAS
*My Catastrophic Health Insurance Is With HAMAS
* HAMAS: We Invented The War On Women
*HAMAS: Rabble Without A Pause
*HAMAS SEZ:"Everybody Must Get Stoned!"
 

This is simply awful. Gaia forbid conservatives would pick up on this and start posting #Liberalbumperstickers tweets. That would be my worst nightmare. I think my head would explode. Darn, I don't think I should have even mentioned #Liberalbumperstickers at all, lest they get crazy ideas. Man, that would really suck.
 

- Honk if your mohamad!
- My son is an honor student at Bomb U.
- Make bombs, not war
- 72 virgins on board
- Be nice to muslims, or we'll bring the 12th century to your country!
 

 

If you can read this, thank a teacher, if you can read this in English...I KEEL YOU!


 

My suicide bomber can blow up your honor student.
 

This was the most fun I have had on twitter yet...the terror supporters were and are furious.

Well done Oleg.

Susan Rice will be blaming you for this on Sunday though...
 

New Paradigm

...the terror supporters were and are furious.

No reports of exploding heads? May their camels all have flatulence. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
 

Twitter has suspended @IDFSpokesman but not @hamasinfo...why is that?

Sugar Daddy Bear

No reports of exploding heads? May their camels all have flatulence. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

There are reports of a Hamas leader reduced to being half the man he once was!

Warning...this is graphic! But so damn funny...
http://mizbala.com/?p=57316

A few things you might notice...

1- unlike the savages in Hamas, Israel targeted and hit a specific person.

2- palestinians are clearly confident that Israel doesn't bomb people indiscriminately as they made no effort to clear the kids out of the area...or get away and take cover.

3- Ummmm...I don't see any women just walking around in public. In Israel you see men and women on the street! Crazy huh?


Funny huh? The people defending the terrorists and anti-Semites are claiming Israel is killing civilians...


It's like they all work for the NY Times or something...
 

Quote:

Warning...this is graphic! But so damn funny...http://mizbala.com/?p=57316

Just another day in the life of Jihad, Ho hum. Nothing to get. . . all "broken" up about.
 

Dymphna from the Gates of Vienna just made a great post about this topic, its authors, and the website in general. Read it and weep!

Ridicule is a Potent Weapon

 

Red Square

Dymphna from the Gates of Vienna just made a great post about this topic, its authors, and the website in general. Read it and weep!

Ridicule is a Potent Weapon

You really made these losers mad...

Now you have a hate blog!

You just did more to show support of Israel than the President...
 

Sugar Daddy Bear

Quote:

Warning...this is graphic! But so damn funny...http://mizbala.com/?p=57316 Just another day in the life of Jihad, Ho hum. Nothing to get. . . all "broken" up about.
The Religion of Peace should warn citizens not to drive such dangerous cars. A recall is in order.

 

[quote="New Paradigm"]

You just did more to show support of Israel than the President...


N.P..... Anyone just sitting there with a stupid look on their face is showing Israel more support than the President.
 

#HamasBumperStickers "IF YOU SEE DA IDF WARNA BOMBER!!


 

Paradigm - thanks for the hate link.

Vicious racists proudly display their bigotry with #HamasBumperStickers hashtag

Sometimes I wonder if people in those grievance rags actually believe what they're saying. The name of the blog itself is something I could have used myself as a parody if I didn't come up with the name of The People's Cube: DISPATCHES FROM THE UNDERCLASS.

About the author:

Quote:

I’m an independent journalist in the Washington, DC, area reporting on the underclass and marginalized—people routinely ignored by the mainstream. My work has appeared at AlterNet, TruthOut, Salon, In These Times Magazine, The Nation Magazine, Citizen Radio and more.

The seamless convergence and the parallels between the Muslim and leftist radicals is astounding. I can recognize the same worldview, attitudes, tactics, strategies, and even the primitive lack of self-awareness I witnessed in communists in the USSR.

The both movements claim to be for "peace" - and they even have an identical definition of "peace" as either "absence of opposition to socialism" or "absence of opposition to Islam." If you do oppose either one of them, it's war - and it's your fault.

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On a more cheerful note, for the record, our hashtag was still visibly trending at 5pm, which is 19 hrs of being at the top in Twitter. It is still fairly active (I just checked on it), producing a few dozen new Tweets every minute.
 

Red Square

Paradigm - thanks for the hate link. Sometimes I wonder if people in those grievance rags actually believe what they're saying.

In the meantime, for the record, our hashtag was still visibly trending at 5pm, which is 19 hrs of being at the top in Twitter. It is still fairly active (I just checked on it), producing a few dozen new Tweets every minute.

As of 8:10 EST your hashtag is number one again...

My better half's nephew was injured by a rocket attack today...he was in surgery when we called but his father was able to laugh when I told him about this and sent him the links.

He told me to thank you for that.

It helps knowing there is support in the US...the President was busy choosing today to check up on Staten Island...ain't that sweet of him?

Here is Steven Crowder's video....


 

Julia Gorin emailed me her lines (she doesn't use Twitter).

I’m a terrorist and I vote!

I am the proud parent of a Virginia Saudi Academy honor roll suicide-bomber-in-training
 

Red Square

About the author:

Quote:

I’m an independent journalist in the Washington, DC, area reporting on the underclass and marginalized—people routinely ignored by the mainstream....

Thought he might be talking about conservatives for a minute there, but I forgot that it is only conservative thought that is routinely ignored by the mainstream ... LOTS of attention to knuckledragging, neanderthal, racist, fat-cat, kapitalist, living in fly-over country conservatives.
 

"If you don't like my driving call 1-800-Eat Shiite!"
 

"I'd blow every infidel to bits for my Mahdi."
 

My tweets



Updated oldie. Not a bumper sticker but....


 

Jews are spoil sports. We bomb them and they retaliate. The world must not tolerate this unfairness.




And a Pillar of Cloud went before them ...
 

Tovarichi

how's my driving? Call BLOW UP JEWS

Wonderful Tovarichi! You've officially entered my brain, which is smeared across a former pizza parlor in Tel Aviv... my first thought was "How's My Detonation? Call 1-800-al-Jabari"... but for some reason his phone's out of order...

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang,
Sis

ps.... Thanks Boss... been feeling really under the weather. I needed this.
 

My Imam can whip your Rabbi...
 

- Proud parent of an infidel
- I (heart) Bacon
- Baby on bomb
 

Muslims
Approving
Dynamite
Detonation
 

Tongue twister: Rubber Baby Buggy Bombers
 

#HamasBumperStickers @ThePeoplesCube @PolitialXray.

A Musical Delight Now Playing in the Middle East Ages: "Hamas Side Story" Featuring the Blockbuster Muslim Brotherhood Hit Song: "Sharia" a.k.a. "I Just Stoned a Girl Named Sharia." :

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--KOOK
 

Honk if you're an infidel

or

Get close and honk if you're an infidel
 

Peace is the bomb
 

Gee, this was unexpected...

#HamasBumperStickers: Racist

I guess it's not PC to mock terrorist now....
 

All press is good press. Cube Akhbar!
 

New Paradigm

Gee, this was unexpected...

#HamasBumperStickers: Racist

I guess it's not PC to mock terrorist now....

Ah yes. The hoighty-toighty with their panties in a knot and their hair all aflame. The asshat author who who scribbled this certainly protesth muchly.
 

Stop spreading lies about the inequality of women in Muslim lands! Here's a most equal female car bomb:


 

As of this writing, #HamasBumperStickers is still pretty much active on Twitter, even though no enough to show high in the trends.
 

Tovarichi

My Imam can whip your Rabbi...

My Rabbi is an Egalitarian-Reform-Left-Lib-Self-Hating-Masochist... How much does your Imam charge per session and does he do out-calls?

Now... get please get out of my brain. It's starting to itch... oooh... wait...

HamasBumperStickers: Racist?... Heheheheh (cackle cackle cackle).... I don't see why some of ours wouldn't be applicable under either hashtag... ironically speaking... Peace is da Bomb, for example... Death to Racists! Death to Israeli-Apartheid Sympathizers... Death to My Cousin Fhara Who I Saw Speaking To An Unknown Unrelated Man...

Okay, maybe that's pushing their buttons... dead man's switches... whatever they're using...

Besides, if you really want to see some amazing racism, check out some of the ignorant comments under the Steven Crowder video. I had a rather heated back-and-forth with some dick who thinks I run the IMF. Heheheheh.... I'm off to go and erase his entire identity now and put the deed to his house under the Simon Wiesenthal Center... That'll teach that racist bastard!

Muhahahaha.
Sis
 

Comrade Sister, 'tis good to see you!

NUKE A JEWISH WHALE FOR ALLAH!
 

That's Right R.O.C.K.!

NUKE A JEWISH WHALE FOR ALLA.... What?.... That's Killer Whales, right?.... They kill and eat members of The Pod... And they're not even true Whales. They're false whales, literally... That's that they're called... False Whales. They are really just genetically freakishly large black and white dolphins... with freakishly large teeth... that eat their own kind... Dolphins... Porpoises...

I mean, Minkes... Rights... Belugas... They're all actual whales... Narwhals... They're okay too... and Humpbacks and Greats.... All cool...

But F**KING EH!.... NUKE THOSE JEWISH KILLER WHALES FOR ALLAH! LIKE FALSE PROPHETS, THEY'RE FALSE WHALES!...
 

O.K. It's supposed to extend the length of your bumper, so here it is:

May foreign crustaceans breed in your eardrums and camel spiders infest your underwear. (I mean that in the nicest way!)
 

Comrade Pamalinski, I receive it in the nicest possible way as well, but...

How did you know??
 

Another stickler..

Hamass target vehicle, follow to close your dead!
 

 

- Allah loves you, everyone else thinks your an infidel
- My other car is a smoldering crater
- Give pieces a chance
- Somewhere in Gaza, a village is about to be missing an idiot.
 

100% Infidel

My other car is a smoldering crater


'My Other Wives' Husband Is A Smoldering Crater"

Pamalinsky

O.K. It's supposed to extend the length of your bumper, so here it is:

May foreign crustaceans breed in your eardrums and camel spiders infest your underwear. (I mean that in the nicest way!)

Dear Pamalinsky,

Having traveled extensively in the Middle East, I am certain there is actually a single word that encompasses the entirety of your suggestion... if not one word, then certainly, no more than three... I also believe it would include something regarding sand fleas, which are so ubiquitous that if you rode in a first class train car in Egypt and the bedding and upholstery weren't overrun with them, you would be due a refund of some type.

Wish Y'all were here,
Sis
(currently on assignment with The Pod and frolicking for The Party™, somewhere between the Persian Gulf and the Mediterranean... sometimes it's Straight and sorta Hormuz-y... sometimes it's Aden of thieves, and occasionally, man Oman, it's slippery when wet... The water's fine and the fishing is great, though we avoid ear crustraceans... Eeeeeeeeeeeeee-phhhssthth!)

"HOLIDAY SNAPS" (Apologies for the side jaunt - Sis promises to get back on topic very shortly)



Chicken Sushi Playing Coy (You can see why the Chairman has a thing for her)



Aki - Up To No Good, As Usual



Aki Stole Dexter's Herring



Dex Is Not Amused



Sis Gets Her Teeth Cleaned... Just for Red (cause she knows how much he loves her smile)



Down To Work - Saskia Calibrating On Some Non-Classified Equipment (the humans are always trying to get in the shots)



A Little Precision Spy-Hopping Maneuvers (good for spotting wayward Zodiacs at night)



Lunch Was Frozen, Not Fresh! We Shoulda Just Caught It Ourselves (what is it with humans and MREs?! The calamari is awesome!)
 

Like I said, very shortly...

"Hamas, Madras, or Gas... Nobody Explodes For Free!"
 

Save a Life Look Twice for Martyrcycles

My Dad Can Blow Up Your Dad

My father comitted suicide and all he got was 72 lousy virgins and a #hamasbumpersticker


Jihad or Bust

Can't we all just build a bomb?
 

How extremely EQUAL are these comments! They are to be COMMENDED!

In fact, my kamerads, your collective might even be completely ignored by the UN Occupation Army Peace-Keeping-Force who come to seize all arms engage with you in conversation about "American Health & Safety", "Gun Safety In The Home Collective", and "Your Role In A Safer, More Peaceable World Government."
 

#HamasBumperStickers - and another blows up and another blows up and another one rides the bus...
 

This hashtag trended yesterday again, almost 7 years later, because of new rocket attacks on Israel. History repeats itself every time where Hamas or leftists are involved.

We posted a selection of our best slogans again, here -

#HamasBumperStickers
 

Comrades,
Please be advised my last login attempt was sucessful!!!

Anyone who is not overjoyed, report to the nearest the Train station in the morning!

General Confusion