Hillary: My Finest Hour, Or How I Earned My CIB

Did I tell you how I organized and piloted a relief mission to bring penicilin, amoxycilin, and 1,000,000 MREs for the starving Children™ of Bosnia? I remember like it was yesterday. The tiny island nation of Bosnia was alone in its war against fascism. America had yet to enter the war, but the Children™ cried for help and something had to be done. Did I mention the Children™? So I also brought 10,000,000 condoms on a tip from Donna Shalala. When we entered Bosnian airspace the sky was filled with the Serbian Luftwaffe intent on shooting down our humanitarian expedition. Sinbad manned the rear gun turret and Sheryl Crow... mmm... womanned the belly turret. The flak was very heavy in that dark, cold and rainy night. We could see the bright flashes and black oily smoke of the bursting shells. We had never flown a night mission before. It was hell!

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Sheryl begged that we abort the mission but this was one abortion I could not support.

"We must press on!" I screamed into the intercom.

"What about lunch?" demanded Sinbad.

"Ask the nice Secret Service man, he has a bologna sandwich in his briefcase labeled The Football," I barked back at Sinbad.

Is it the Secret Service that carries The Football? Maybe it was that nice Coast Guard fellow.... I'm a little foggy on that detail.... Never mind, it's irrelevant.

Anyhow, I corkscrewed the C-47 down from eight miles high to evade the sniper ground fire. If anybody who has ever been on a snipe hunt, you know how difficult that can be.
I made a perfect four-point landing. The crew called me "Slick." I thought it was nice to be compared to that singer from The Jefferson Airplane.

We taxied to the terminal and were met by heavy artillery, RPG, small arms, large arms, some legs and feet, and a nice little girl with flowers.

The flowers were just beautiful.

I cried.

It was my finest hour.

 

ehehe! that's just GREAT lol...where was Billy Boy??
 

She certainly never ceases to find reasons to give herself medals, I mean, amaze us....
 

Wow she cork screwed in a C-47.... is that like Cork-soaking?.... No that was Monica sorry
 

Latest transmission from Laika:

Hillary awarded the DFC for her corkscrew landing:


 

In all fairness, let's review all the awards that Her Highness has received over the years:


 

Red Square

Latest transmission from Laika:

Hillary awarded the DFC for her corkscrew landing:




Uhhh, a pink DFC....... Is that for breast cancer awareness while augering in?
 

I humbly accept this Distinguished Flying Cross for my service in the Bosnian World War.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to just ME.
Just don't mention the little jihadis I brought back or Ft. Dix....shhhhhh.
 

Hillary's next Epic "The Dirty Dozen" Hillary Clinton, leads her elite staff behind democrat party lines to disrupt Obama's campaign.


 

Yo! Biatch!

Release the Olbermann Pinscher!

Go get her Keefie! Sic 'em.....Get her boy, tear her a new one.


 

This is Hillary doing a very good "I just got off the bus from Mayberry" impersonation. Is she good or is she good?! This woman knows how to act. I don't think Obama or McCain can act nearly as well.

Is corkscrew landing something in the Kama Sutra?


 

She reminds me of another outstanding armed forces member



Mr. Gomer Pyle

Her story inspires me like the story of McChickmunk crash landing several jets and almost blowing up one of our aircraft carriers.
 

Comrade, Commissar, Leader of All, in training, AHE is truly inspiration to many, All who have led dull unimaginative lives can now, through her, live lives filled with vicarious thrills and chills. Indeed she offers hope (oops wrong one again) she offers a chance (Chance is not change da?) for all to live as Hero's. Hero's of proletariat and Pipples community of Peter Pan Fan Club.
This is trulyirrational inspirational woman (Man?) with much to offer all who know it takes a village of idiots to believe in her.
Next week am hoping she will tell of time when she single handed confronted and overcame waitress in Marshaltown Maid Rite Restaurant when this obvious mad bourgeois woman demanded money for services rendered. Such an obviously insane person should be considered a dangerous foe but AHE was able to out maneuver her and left her sans tip after gigantic struggle. Onward to glory and Never Never land.
Power to the troddendown and Governators that fire Brothers in Law and overpaid actors from Parks Commission.
 

Comrade Hasan

She reminds me of another outstanding armed forces member



Mr. Gomer Pyle

Her story inspires me like the story of McChickmunk crash landing several jets and almost blowing up one of our aircraft carriers.
Don Ho?
 

Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?
 

Red Square

Latest transmission from Laika:

Hillary awarded the DFC for her corkscrew landing:

How dare you defame the nearly here coronation of our new GREAT LEADER!!! The fact that you use a DFC certificate with a Legion of Merit Medal shows the complete disrespect you have for this woman who has fought to take away everything we have so that she can re-distribute it to us in a fair and equitable way.

At least you could have done the research to get this right for the SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!! (All Hail!!! All Hail!!! ALL HAIL!!!!!!)

Once she is in charge, her glorious war record will be written CORRECTLY with corrections which will clarify that SOLO, she charged INTO a blazing machine gun, continuous sniper fire, a rocket launched by an unfriendly republican and a Weapon of Mass Destruction (which she dis-armed while under direct fire!) which was unexpectedly found on the TARMAC.

I can only imagine that she will will the Order of Lenin, ooops... I mean the Medal of Honor.
 

I denounce Comrade Dissidant for being a dissident. Charges against him/her/it are pending and will be submitted AFTER he/she/it is found guilty and punished.
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

I denounce Comrade Dissidant for being a dissident. Charges against him/her/it are pending and will be submitted AFTER he/she/it is found guilty and punished.
GUILTY AS CHARGED...Comrade Smersh is awaiting outside your ditch, Comrade...do you not see the black mariah? Make sure you remember the shovel...
 

OK Mr.Dissident

Here's my DFC.

I miss spoke and I forgot about my Legion of Merit.

I'm human dammit! I do human things. I BLEED!

Obama..you better watch out for my Carville Blue State Tick Coon Hound.
 

as you can see, Comrade Dissident (if that is your real name), there is a legitimate reason for HRC mistaking one award for another...they are, after all, interchangeable (in her case)...this does not excuse your disrespect of HRC, however...pack a lunch...
 

I can hardly wait to hear the stories from our beloved leader. Of how she baby sit the the opressed workers childern while they worked in the fields near her suburban home. In the frozen north of peoples state of chicago. What a loving warrior she is. Da
 

Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?
 

if only this brave woman had been in the british raf at the controls of her spitfire, when those nasty germans where bombing out country, i can see her now teeth gritted guns blazing shooting down focker after focker, then after the war refusing to accept any reward or medal from the king, saying it was her duty to fight and a thank you would be enough, what a focker she is
 

Hillary

Obama..you better watch out for my Carville Blue State Tick Coon Hound.



Yeah Obama-rama!!! She kicks ass at the FFA competitions at all the State Fairs!

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Commissar Pupovich

Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?

How about The Order of Hillary?

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php

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ZB
 

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/03/jarheads.html

Quote:

“Neal Lattimore, Mrs. Clinton's spokesman, said her visit to the recruiter had to be seen in the context of her dedication to public service. ‘I'm never surprised when Mrs. Clinton is doing something service oriented,’ he said. ‘She was just taking in all her options, saying “This is where I am in my life, this is what fits into my life right now.”’”



Of course, we all know that nowadays, no one EVER enlists for the same reason the Empress tried to. Instead, potential recruits are preyed upon by military predators while they're still in high school.

Quote:

Clinton recalled that she didn’t know if she wanted to be active duty, reserves, or National Guard. She was already a lawyer; surely there was a role she could perform. The Marine recruiter looked at her, she recalled, and asked how old she was. Twenty-seven, she said.
“He looked at me, and in those days that was before I learned how to wear contact lenses," Clinton said. "I had these really thick glasses on.



(Pinkie off)

The Guard or Reserves would've taken her easily. I joined the USAF at age 17 with bad eyesight, and went through basic training with women nearly twice my age. The oldest was 35.

I learned to wear contact lenses in high school. Didn't need law school to figure it out. But I still had to join the military because I was too dumb to get into college. Just ask Non-person K.
 

Commissar Pupovich

Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?
Air Force 2 is VP. Glorious Leader was actually VP? No wonder former Commissar Gore was petulant and supported BHO.
Power to troddendown and Air Force Pilots who fly 'luggage' around.
 

Mine Empress.

Must it be a Carville? Can't it be a Walker?


 

AHE is currently engaged in Battle of the Media. War is evident in Words being tossed like Spears and Accusations being chucked like Hand Grenades. Splinters and Fragments from explosive diatribe are wounding many, causing casualties on both sides as aides and consultants are pulled from the Battlefield mortally wounded never to be heard from again. (Apparently they did not make it.) Ocassionally each calls in the 'big guns' but these so far have proved to be duds. Perhaps BHO has Secret Weapon in Bloomberg Bomb? Who knows? AHE lies in wait preparing for Ambush but so far all have fizzled. The Troops are expiring but the Main Combatants live on in their Glory and soon there will be Nuclear Reaction in Colorado (If money can be found to build Reactor) amd perhaps both will extinguish each other. Then who would we follow or surrender too?
Suggest Glorious Leader with MT's be given Highest Honor known to Party. Order of the Martyr'd Shrew, First class with Stars to denote previous Wars won in Red Sun State of New York.
Power to the troddendown and French Presidents who Ban Olympics.
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

Commissar Pupovich

Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?

How about The Order of Hillary?

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php

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ZB

Surely he has one already? But with crossed shovels perhaps?
 

Guardian of Pravda

Commissar Pupovich

Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?
Air Force 2 is VP. Glorious Leader was actually VP? No wonder former Commissar Gore was petulant and supported BHO.
Power to troddendown and Air Force Pilots who fly 'luggage' around.

Thank you for correcting this Commissar Guardian of Pravda. With such attention to detail, I have little doubt that you will go far come the Revolution.... very very far. Pack some warm rags.
 

Commissar Pupovich

Guardian of Pravda

Commissar Pupovich

Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?
Air Force 2 is VP. Glorious Leader was actually VP? No wonder former Commissar Gore was petulant and supported BHO.
Power to troddendown and Air Force Pilots who fly 'luggage' around.

Thank you for correcting this Commissar Guardian of Pravda. With such attention to detail, I have little doubt that you will go far come the Revolution.... very very far. Pack some warm rags.

Having many warm rags from previous encounters with Commissars the Rag packing is no problem. Please not to send me on C17 with AHE on board. I am not good at dodging sniper fire from snipers with no bullets or rifles.
Power to the troddendown and women wearing nipple rings at airports.
 

scouser

if only this brave woman had been in the british raf at the controls of her spitfire, when those nasty germans where bombing out country, i can see her now teeth gritted guns blazing shooting down focker after focker, then after the war refusing to accept any reward or medal from the king, saying it was her duty to fight and a thank you would be enough, what a focker she is

Or as my grand-pappy described an air battle in WWII: "There was a Fokker to my right and a Fokker to my left. And there was a Fokker behind me...and he was in a Messerschmitt!"

Of course fighting in wars is bad. Unless it was just a short involvement for the purpose of enhancing foreign street cred.

Oh and I do hope the Empress offset her carbon outputs. Those C 47's are smokey bastards.
 

What that woman calls nipple rings I call an attempt to smuggle precious metal and avoid paying tax on her "booty."
 

My dear Hillary, I am impressed! You should be awarded The Purple Heart, or maybe some other color heart; were you not wounded upon landing?

All the best,
His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [‘Victorious Cross’], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.
 

A C-47... with turrets. 8 miles high? 4-point landing? A million MRE's and the Serbian Luftwaffe?

You really should have embellished a bit more... It's too believable.
 

heldmyw

A C-47... 4-point landing?

You are not mocking the Empress I hope? The 4th point is the Empress's scale covered rear hoof. It is put out of course to slow the C47 following a "hot landing,"
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

Commissar Pupovich

Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?

How about The Order of Hillary?

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php

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ZB

Comdare you may have ingested too many beets. If the medal is named after someone don't you think that they would be a defacto owner of said medal....

As for said medal with crossed shovels..... Do any of us really think that the MTE has EVER touched a shovel. Surely a party official would have Pleebes for that hideous manual labor.
 

Comrade Red Star, perhaps it is you that have ingested too many beets, My original memo was not to suggest the Empress to be awarded her own medal, rather it was to recommend the Chairman for one. I know not whether the Chairman actually accompanied the Empress on this heroic Bosnian insertion, but he was no doubt there in spirit.
 

LoneRedStar

Do any of us really think that the MTE has EVER touched a shovel.

Facts are facts, Comrade. The Empress has ALWAYS owned a shovel. And we have photographic evidence to prove it.


 

I must have been in a vodka/tequilla bender. and I must say that red's photographic evidence is most terrifying.....


must go hide from the black helicopters

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LoneRedStar

I must have been in a vodka/tequilla bender. and I must say that red's photographic evidence is most terrifying.....


must go hide from the black helicopters

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here kitty kitty kitty....come to daddy
 

Where is all this feline discrimination coming from? Can't we all get along just as I have come to appreciate cats?


 

MORE PROOF THAT HILLARY IS A MILITARY HERO!

In this documentary she is walking among explosions, dodges bullets, and personally shoots a sniper without mercy.


 

Quote:

and personally shoots a sniper without mercy.


Damn!, She busted two caps on that po' mutha' stone cold!
And what I am I doing? Surrounding myself with Kennedys. I mus' be a damn fool.
At first I didn't believe all those Ft. Marcy Park stories or those kids on the railroad tracks.
I guess I better start wearing some kevlar.
 

You can run but you can't hide Obama!
 

Cockoo here.

Hillary was telling the truth, well almost. It was in the white House not Bosnia, she was dodging Billy Boys questions about his affairs with other women. You see the Media was sniping at her when she went to the door, she had to run with her head down to the Armor Limo to go get her face fixed.

Now that little girl was Chelsea in disguise, she was a decoy so Hillary could avoid Obama's Raciest Media.

Here they come again those attendants, why can't they just leave me alone.

 

Just follow the nice Comrades in the coats Comrade Cuckoo, and they will direct you to the Karl Marx Re-Education Camp, special unit 22. Er... don't let the dull pointed shovels make you feel different, they are to er... help build character.
 

Commissar Pupovich

special unit 22


I always preferred Special Unit 2.
 

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Premier Betty

Commissar Pupovich

special unit 22


I always preferred Special Unit 2.

Interesting show -- I think it was based on the purges within the DNC
 

Her Excellency's spouse, Billy Jeff, perfected the corkscrew manuver, but always with a wingperson.

As his political protege, she fought with expert timing. Like the Kung Fu fighting guys. None could be prouder. From my dim basement I salute her unselfish denial of self, truth and the Amerikkan way!
 

This topic needs the appropriate music.



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ZB
 

Oops....

The Empress "lied" again? This can't be.... The NYT has become a turncoat! They must be purged, along with the killer doctors who murdered that young uninsured minimum-wage pregnant woman who was 35-year-old, managed a Pizza Hut, had insurance, and got treatment.

Ohio Hospital Contests a Story Clinton Tells

NYT turncoat DEBORAH SONTAG

April 5, 2008

Over the last five weeks, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York has featured in her campaign stump speeches the story of a health care horror: an uninsured pregnant woman who lost her baby and died herself after being denied care by an Ohio hospital because she could not come up with a $100 fee.

The woman, Trina Bachtel, did die last August, two weeks after her baby boy was stillborn at O’Bleness Memorial Hospital in Athens, Ohio. But hospital administrators said Friday that Ms. Bachtel was under the care of an obstetrics practice affiliated with the hospital, that she was never refused treatment and that she was, in fact, insured.
 

NYT has joined the Cult of Obama, Comrades, and there is no saving them now. All we have left on the inside is Maureen Dowd and maybe - maybe - Comrade Paul Krugman. It will not be long now until Obama has us too! I can feel his voodoo in these forums, Comrades! I CAN FEEL IT!

Comrades... I think I know someone who can rid both the NYT and the Cube of our Obama voodoo problem.



"Don't go into the light!"
 

If a comrade can't rely on the NYT, who can one look to? I think the Chairman, as usual, is on to something, for Lenin's sake I hope so.
 

Commissar Pupovich

Where is all this feline discrimination coming from? Can't we all get along just as I have come to appreciate cats?



Well said, comrade! Bush, you kitty killer, you will pay for your barbaric acts!

It is a terrifying future to behold when the political reliability of the NYT is in question. Is nothing secular anymore?
 

Perhaps you need to have a closer look at that dog comrade cat.....
 

It's a bitch not being at the top of the food chain, Commisar...