Hillary: My Finest Hour, Or How I Earned My CIB



When we entered Bosnian airspace the sky was filled with the Serbian Luftwaffe intent on shooting down our humanitarian expedition. Sinbad manned the rear gun turret and Sheryl Crow... mmm... womanned the belly turret. The flak was very heavy in that dark, cold and rainy night. We could see the bright flashes and black oily smoke of the bursting shells. We had never flown a night mission before. It was hell!

"What about lunch?" demanded Sinbad.
"Ask the nice Secret Service man, he has a bologna sandwich in his briefcase labeled The Football," I barked back at Sinbad.
Is it the Secret Service that carries The Football? Maybe it was that nice Coast Guard fellow.... I'm a little foggy on that detail.... Never mind, it's irrelevant.
Anyhow, I corkscrewed the C-47 down from eight miles high to evade the sniper ground fire. If anybody who has ever been on a snipe hunt, you know how difficult that can be.
I made a perfect four-point landing. The crew called me "Slick." I thought it was nice to be compared to that singer from The Jefferson Airplane.
We taxied to the terminal and were met by heavy artillery, RPG, small arms, large arms, some legs and feet, and a nice little girl with flowers.
The flowers were just beautiful.
I cried.
It was my finest hour.
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Hillary awarded the DFC for her corkscrew landing:












Red Square
Latest transmission from Laika:Hillary awarded the DFC for her corkscrew landing:


Uhhh, a pink DFC....... Is that for breast cancer awareness while augering in?


Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to just ME.
Just don't mention the little jihadis I brought back or Ft. Dix....shhhhhh.





Release the Olbermann Pinscher!
Go get her Keefie! Sic 'em.....Get her boy, tear her a new one.


Is corkscrew landing something in the Kama Sutra?



Mr. Gomer Pyle
Her story inspires me like the story of McChickmunk crash landing several jets and almost blowing up one of our aircraft carriers.


This is truly
Next week am hoping she will tell of time when she single handed confronted and overcame waitress in Marshaltown Maid Rite Restaurant when this obvious mad bourgeois woman demanded money for services rendered. Such an obviously insane person should be considered a dangerous foe but AHE was able to out maneuver her and left her sans tip after gigantic struggle. Onward to glory and Never Never land.
Power to the troddendown and Governators that fire Brothers in Law and overpaid actors from Parks Commission.


Comrade Hasan
She reminds me of another outstanding armed forces member
Mr. Gomer Pyle
Her story inspires me like the story of McChickmunk crash landing several jets and almost blowing up one of our aircraft carriers.
Don Ho?



Red Square
Latest transmission from Laika:Hillary awarded the DFC for her corkscrew landing:
How dare you defame the nearly here coronation of our new GREAT LEADER!!! The fact that you use a DFC certificate with a Legion of Merit Medal shows the complete disrespect you have for this woman who has fought to take away everything we have so that she can re-distribute it to us in a fair and equitable way.
At least you could have done the research to get this right for the SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!! (All Hail!!! All Hail!!! ALL HAIL!!!!!!)
Once she is in charge, her glorious war record will be written CORRECTLY with corrections which will clarify that SOLO, she charged INTO a blazing machine gun, continuous sniper fire, a rocket launched by an unfriendly republican and a Weapon of Mass Destruction (which she dis-armed while under direct fire!) which was unexpectedly found on the TARMAC.
I can only imagine that she will will the Order of Lenin, ooops... I mean the Medal of Honor.




Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I denounce Comrade Dissidant for being a dissident. Charges against him/her/it are pending and will be submitted AFTER he/she/it is found guilty and punished.GUILTY AS CHARGED...Comrade Smersh is awaiting outside your ditch, Comrade...do you not see the black mariah? Make sure you remember the shovel...



OK Mr.Dissident
Here's my DFC.
I miss spoke and I forgot about my Legion of Merit.
I'm human dammit! I do human things. I BLEED!
Obama..you better watch out for my Carville Blue State Tick Coon Hound.


uncle Joe





Hillary
Obama..you better watch out for my Carville Blue State Tick Coon Hound.Yeah Obama-rama!!! She kicks ass at the FFA competitions at all the State Fairs!
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Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?How about The Order of Hillary?
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php
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ZB


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âNeal Lattimore, Mrs. Clinton's spokesman, said her visit to the recruiter had to be seen in the context of her dedication to public service. âI'm never surprised when Mrs. Clinton is doing something service oriented,â he said. âShe was just taking in all her options, saying âThis is where I am in my life, this is what fits into my life right now.âââOf course, we all know that nowadays, no one EVER enlists for the same reason the Empress tried to. Instead, potential recruits are preyed upon by military predators while they're still in high school.
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Clinton recalled that she didnât know if she wanted to be active duty, reserves, or National Guard. She was already a lawyer; surely there was a role she could perform. The Marine recruiter looked at her, she recalled, and asked how old she was. Twenty-seven, she said.âHe looked at me, and in those days that was before I learned how to wear contact lenses," Clinton said. "I had these really thick glasses on.
(Pinkie off)
The Guard or Reserves would've taken her easily. I joined the USAF at age 17 with bad eyesight, and went through basic training with women nearly twice my age. The oldest was 35.
I learned to wear contact lenses in high school. Didn't need law school to figure it out. But I still had to join the military because I was too dumb to get into college. Just ask Non-person K.


Commissar Pupovich
Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?Air Force 2 is VP. Glorious Leader was actually VP? No wonder former Commissar Gore was petulant and supported BHO.
Power to troddendown and Air Force Pilots who fly 'luggage' around.


Must it be a Carville? Can't it be a Walker?



Suggest Glorious Leader with MT's be given Highest Honor known to Party. Order of the Martyr'd Shrew, First class with Stars to denote previous Wars won in Red Sun State of New York.
Power to the troddendown and French Presidents who Ban Olympics.


Zampolit Blokhayev
Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?How about The Order of Hillary?
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php
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ZB
Surely he has one already? But with crossed shovels perhaps?


Guardian of Pravda
Commissar Pupovich
Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?Air Force 2 is VP. Glorious Leader was actually VP? No wonder former Commissar Gore was petulant and supported BHO.
Power to troddendown and Air Force Pilots who fly 'luggage' around.
Thank you for correcting this Commissar Guardian of Pravda. With such attention to detail, I have little doubt that you will go far come the Revolution.... very very far. Pack some warm rags.


Commissar Pupovich
Guardian of Pravda
Commissar Pupovich
Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?Air Force 2 is VP. Glorious Leader was actually VP? No wonder former Commissar Gore was petulant and supported BHO.
Power to troddendown and Air Force Pilots who fly 'luggage' around.
Thank you for correcting this Commissar Guardian of Pravda. With such attention to detail, I have little doubt that you will go far come the Revolution.... very very far. Pack some warm rags.
Having many warm rags from previous encounters with Commissars the Rag packing is no problem. Please not to send me on C17 with AHE on board. I am not good at dodging sniper fire from snipers with no bullets or rifles.
Power to the troddendown and women wearing nipple rings at airports.


scouser
if only this brave woman had been in the british raf at the controls of her spitfire, when those nasty germans where bombing out country, i can see her now teeth gritted guns blazing shooting down focker after focker, then after the war refusing to accept any reward or medal from the king, saying it was her duty to fight and a thank you would be enough, what a focker she isOr as my grand-pappy described an air battle in WWII: "There was a Fokker to my right and a Fokker to my left. And there was a Fokker behind me...and he was in a Messerschmitt!"
Of course fighting in wars is bad. Unless it was just a short involvement for the purpose of enhancing foreign street cred.
Oh and I do hope the Empress offset her carbon outputs. Those C 47's are smokey bastards.





All the best,
His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [âVictorious Crossâ], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.
heldmyw
You really should have embellished a bit more... It's too believable.


heldmyw
A C-47... 4-point landing?You are not mocking the Empress I hope? The 4th point is the Empress's scale covered rear hoof. It is put out of course to slow the C47 following a "hot landing,"


Zampolit Blokhayev
Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?How about The Order of Hillary?
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php
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ZB
Comdare you may have ingested too many beets. If the medal is named after someone don't you think that they would be a defacto owner of said medal....
As for said medal with crossed shovels..... Do any of us really think that the MTE has EVER touched a shovel. Surely a party official would have Pleebes for that hideous manual labor.




LoneRedStar
Do any of us really think that the MTE has EVER touched a shovel.Facts are facts, Comrade. The Empress has ALWAYS owned a shovel. And we have photographic evidence to prove it.



must go hide from the black helicopters
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LoneRedStar
I must have been in a vodka/tequilla bender. and I must say that red's photographic evidence is most terrifying.....must go hide from the black helicopters
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here kitty kitty kitty....come to daddy





In this documentary she is walking among explosions, dodges bullets, and personally shoots a sniper without mercy.


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and personally shoots a sniper without mercy.Damn!, She busted two caps on that po' mutha' stone cold!
And what I am I doing? Surrounding myself with Kennedys. I mus' be a damn fool.
At first I didn't believe all those Ft. Marcy Park stories or those kids on the railroad tracks.
I guess I better start wearing some kevlar.


My Name is Cuckoo
Hillary was telling the truth, well almost. It was in the white House not Bosnia, she was dodging Billy Boys questions about his affairs with other women. You see the Media was sniping at her when she went to the door, she had to run with her head down to the Armor Limo to go get her face fixed.
Now that little girl was Chelsea in disguise, she was a decoy so Hillary could avoid Obama's Raciest Media.
Here they come again those attendants, why can't they just leave me alone.




Guest
Premier Betty
Commissar Pupovich
special unit 22I always preferred Special Unit 2.
Interesting show -- I think it was based on the purges within the DNC


As his political protege, she fought with expert timing. Like the Kung Fu fighting guys. None could be prouder. From my dim basement I salute her unselfish denial of self, truth and the Amerikkan way!


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ZB


The Empress "lied" again? This can't be.... The NYT has become a turncoat! They must be purged, along with the killer doctors who murdered that young uninsured minimum-wage pregnant woman who was 35-year-old, managed a Pizza Hut, had insurance, and got treatment.
Ohio Hospital Contests a Story Clinton Tells
NYT turncoat DEBORAH SONTAG
April 5, 2008Over the last five weeks, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York has featured in her campaign stump speeches the story of a health care horror: an uninsured pregnant woman who lost her baby and died herself after being denied care by an Ohio hospital because she could not come up with a $100 fee.
The woman, Trina Bachtel, did die last August, two weeks after her baby boy was stillborn at OâBleness Memorial Hospital in Athens, Ohio. But hospital administrators said Friday that Ms. Bachtel was under the care of an obstetrics practice affiliated with the hospital, that she was never refused treatment and that she was, in fact, insured.


Comrades... I think I know someone who can rid both the NYT and the Cube of our Obama voodoo problem.

"Don't go into the light!"




Commissar Pupovich
Where is all this feline discrimination coming from? Can't we all get along just as I have come to appreciate cats?
Well said, comrade! Bush, you kitty killer, you will pay for your barbaric acts!
It is a terrifying future to behold when the political reliability of the NYT is in question. Is nothing secular anymore?



