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Hurrah! It's STILL Bush's Fault!

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DENVER -- President Obama delivered a rousing campaign speech last night to a packed house of 550 donors paying between $250 and $40,000 to attend the gala, held in the 750-seat Denver Hyatt venue.

The keynote of the address centered on the dark specter of George W. Bush that still hangs over the nation. “I don't know how they've been bamboozling folks into thinking that they are the responsible, fiscally-disciplined party. They run up these wild debts and then when we take over we have to clean it up,” the President thundered in righteous rage.

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He called to disregard the rumors that had surrounded the 2008 election, sometimes cited in the Bush-controlled media as a landslide Democratic victory. The current truth is that "People don't remember last election was close. We're going to have to contend with even more negative ads, even more cynicism and nastiness and just plain foolishness.”

The President went on to pledge a commitment to pursuing the high road of politics and that he would approve only positive ads touting the failure of capitalism and the evil, bloodsucking vampirism of his opponent. "Most folks don't make the connection. Romney: Romany. Everybody kows that Dracula used Romany gypsies as servants. And Gypsies hide in bushes, don't they? Romney, Romany, Bush! Can it be any more clear?"

At this point the Presidential speech was interrupted by an unexpected teleprompter malfunction and the President's handlers hurried him from the stage for security reasons.

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Of course it's still Bush's fault. It's always been Bush's fault and it always will be Bush's fault.

Honestly, Betinov, I'm surprised at you. Did you really think at any time that it wasn't Bush's fault?

Any time, Betinov?

Any time at all?

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Which reminds us, we burnt our "toast" this morning. BLAME BUSH!!!

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I took the liberty to illustrate the above post with Obama's re-enactment of 1984 and Two Minutes Hate with Bush as Enemy of the People (soon to be replaced by Romney).

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What a scary, scary man! He's so powerful that he is still running the country 3 1/2 years out of office, and tying Dear Leader's hands at every turn! He's stupid, and dumb, and...and stupid, yet somehow clever enough to, all by himself, keep The Mighty O from waving his Magic Progressive Wand of Progressiveness and making Amerika a magnificent Socialist Paradise! He's such a stupid evil genius!

I get all my 2 minute hate material from The New York Times.

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Red, you know that you are always welcome to take any of my liberties you so desire. When I became a socialist, I renounced all my liberties anyway.

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An update on the old classic: Obama Speech Generator

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And It's About Time!

Our entire collective has been worried sick, wondering when Dear Leader would begin His "Re-election Campaign." We are all now resting in comradely relief that at long last, the Glorious Heroic Obama2012 Campaign has begun!

You will all recall that Commissar Obama, ever the gentleman, has repeatedly Taken The High Road™ for over three years to avoid criticizing or blaming Gangster Bush - America's Number One War Criminal And Number One Spendthrift Economy Destroyer. But it is finally time to Put All Blame Where It Rightfully Belongs™ - squarely upon the deposed Criminal Bush! And it is finally time that Amerikkka knew the Truth, even if Dear Leader has to announce it Himself!

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Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:You will all recall that Commissar Obama, ever the gentleman, has repeatedly Taken The High Road...!
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Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote: And it is finally time that Amerikkka knew the Truth, even if Dear Leader has to announce it Himself!

Bravo - Indeed....

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The modren English bible translations are all wrong.... It was not Cain and Abel, it was BUSH and Abel. And BUSH is the one who offered the apple to Eve in the Garden of Socialism. Once she ate it, the great god Karl drove them out of Utopia. Thank government-supplied-heaven that Barack is finally here to redeem us.


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My only question is - is two minutes enough?

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The idiot is going to the White House and enabling Obama.

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Not only is it STILL Bush's fault but it's ALWAYS been Bush's fault:


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--KOOK

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:You will all recall that Commissar Obama, ever the gentleman, has repeatedly Taken The High Road...!
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Ivan Betinov wrote:Red, you know that you are always welcome to take any of my liberties you so desire. When I became a socialist, I renounced all my liberties anyway.
if thats true then you waive your right to free speech. you shall be arrested for critisizing your government. like they do in canada. you can stop posting anything critical of government now.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Red, you know that you are always welcome to take any of my liberties you so desire. When I became a socialist, I renounced all my liberties anyway.
if thats true then you waive your right to free speech. you shall be arrested for critisizing your government. like they do in canada. you can stop posting anything critical of government now.

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Newly disclosed evidence from the Peoples Archive

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