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Jewish Terrorists Misfire

We break our rule of publishing only original stories for Comrade Julia Gorin, our undercover field operative, who first published this piece in Jewish World Review.In the past, she had also succesfully infiltrated Opinion Journal, FrontPage Magazine, Fox News, and other right-wing bourgeois organs.

ImageMiami Beach-based Militant Zionist Octogenarian Terror Group most likely responsible

Operating on the mistaken assumption that engaging in terrorism can win sympathy for Jews the way it does for Muslims, two Israeli men opened fire on Palestinian civilians in separate incidents last month. But even though attacking the World Trade Center and the Pentagon four years ago turned out to be the best public relations move for Muslims yet, the two Israeli settlers misfired in their petty, low-key attempts to duplicate that successful strategy.

Instead of a concerted campaign by various countries with Jewish populations to convince their respective citizens that Jews "aren't all like that" and "Judaism is a religion of peace," people could be heard muttering, "You see? You see how they are?!"

Reuters reported that "there was no immediate claim of responsibility for the attack," but those in the know speculate that a militant Zionist octogenarian terror group based in Miami Beach was most likely responsible.

Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas appealed to Palestinians to not respond to "provocations and not to provide any pretexts or excuses to the Israelis" beyond any already scheduled suicide bombings.

According to the same British-Muslim news service, Islamic Jihad issued a statement giving assurances that any retaliatory strikes would take place in the West Bank or Israel, not Gaza. Two weeks earlier, continued al-Reuters, "an ultranationalist Jew opposed to the Gaza withdrawal shot dead four Israeli Arabs aboard a bus in northern Israel. The gunman...was beaten to death by an angry mob."

Palestinians called on the Israeli government to not pursue any routine investigations that a beating death typically calls for, saying that the incident doesn't compare to the many hate crimes which truly do call for investigation, such as when a Muslim perceives an insult or gets a dirty look. In contrast to such insolence, the Jew's lynching merely restores the yin and yang of the Muslim-Infidel relationship.

Anyone in doubt should note that the number of Jewish terrorists can be counted on one hand with a missing digit, whereas a list of Muslim terrorist names would take as long to compile as it took Yad Vashem to compile the list of Holocaust victims. Indeed, a Muslim terrorist list would read like a Jewish Nobel laureate list, whereas the Jewish terrorist list reads like the Muslim Nobel laureate list.

In reporting on the two recent shootings by Israelis, the media community did not engage in any hand-wringing about using the label "terrorist," and applied the term quickly and liberally. The Jewish settler-assailants weren't even allotted one or two "revenge killings" that Balkans Muslims enjoy by the thousands. After all, a lone lunatic who snaps is nothing like a systematic strategy supported by millions. If it's out of character, it must be terrorism; if it's second nature, it must be something else.

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Those are some dangerous looking old people, I think the fat one may have some explosives under there.

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And now my Baba will have to worry not only about living in Israel, but of retaliatory 'necklacing' with burning tires by fellow "alter-cuckers" who condemn her for not wishing to end her life by walking into an Arab souk in Jaffa with a bomb in her fanny pack... poor Bubbie... Zaidy was the militant one and he died in 1976...

S.M.O.

Why cant the Jews just leave the poor oppressed Palestinians alone and come back to Brooklyn or Miami...Poor Arafat, he could still be alive today if it werent for Massod!

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Bensnooty wrote:Why cant the Jews just leave the poor oppressed Palestinians alone and come back to Brooklyn or Miami...Poor Arafat, he could still be alive today if it werent for Massod!

Y'know... there's an old joke (old, because Arafat is dead now) that goes something like: Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat are sitting around trying to work out a peaceful solution to the Israeli/Palestinean conflict (a joke in a joke!) and Ariel Sharon asks Arafat if he wants to hear a joke... Arafat says, 'sure,' so Sharon begins, "Well... in Biblical times, an Israelite, a Palestinean, and a Canaanite walk into a bar..."... Arafat says, "hold up - there were no Palestineans in the biblical times..." and Sharon says, "Ah Ha!"...

Premier Brezhnev
Take their guns and explosives, and re-educate them! They have a forbidden religon, Zionism, and need to see the merits of the communist system (and do hard labor while learning it!)

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Premier Brezhnev wrote:Take their guns and explosives, and re-educate them! They have a forbidden religon, Zionism, and need to see the merits of the communist system (and do hard labor while learning it!)

Dear Premier Breshnev,

Zionism is a political movement, rather than a religion. That it is based within a religious group (Judaism), for the most part, is neither here nor there, as many Jewish Zionists are actually secular, rather than religious (with the exception of a few nutty ultra-orthodox from the US - the true ultra-orthodox actually believe that Zionism is diametrically opposed to Judaism... and then there's the Christian ultra-right, who support Zionism as a way of bringing about the End of Days). Actual Jewish Zionists are often unionists, and, nowadays, are mostly secular... they just support the existence of the state of Israel so that there is a safe haven for Jews, no matter their degree of religious practice... pretty crazy, huh? Israel... a safe haven... ah well...

Best
S.M.O.

ps... nice eyebrows...

Massively Opiated wrote

they just support the existence of the state of Israel so that there is a safe haven for Jews, no matter their degree of religious practice... pretty crazy, huh? Israel... a safe haven...


Well at one point Isreal was safer than Brooklyn. And those days will return I am sure once the French Intefadah spreads to the West End Line. I can already picture Bay Ridge and Sunset Park set ablaze with promise of a homeland right here in Amerika for Palestine. Maybe then the Jews will get some peace after they are forced to leave Brooklyn by UN resolution 524123645 so as to not be accused of tormenting the "occupied" territories.

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Bensnooty wrote:Well at one point Isreal was safer than Brooklyn. And those days will return I am sure once the French Intefadah spreads to the West End Line. I can already picture Bay Ridge and Sunset Park set ablaze with promise of a homeland right here in Amerika for Palestine. Maybe then the Jews will get some peace after they are forced to leave Brooklyn by UN resolution 524123645 so as to not be accused of tormenting the "occupied" territories.

Well... as a seventh generation Canadian from some parts of my family (the Russian/Ukrainians came early - some before the turn of the last century), I can understand. There was a great deal of anti-semitism on the prairies then, and even when I was a teenager in the 70's and 80's... but then there were parts of Vancouver where Jews and Chinese were not allowed to buy property, and parts of Toronto where they wouldn't rent to Jews, and we did have good old Frederick Charles Blair who stood up in the Canadian Parliament and declared of Jewish refugees that "None is too many"... but that was before our glorious national policy of Multiculturalism... Now only our First Nations peoples are anti-semites (well... and all those Islamo-fascists we've let into the country)... and Alberta... heheheh...

I laugh... but it's true... and this from the gurl who has friends from all races and religions... I'm awfully tolerant and tend to live by a Zen Buddhist/Jewish philosophy that is a mixture of "live and let live" and "you can start a fight with me, but be sure that I'll be the one ending it"... It's in the genes... something I inherited from my grandfather and father, who both grew up in Saskatchewan and had to fight a little more than I did for their respective lives and livelihoods... I just got my assed kicked a little, but it was an education... I had no idea what the work "kike" meant when I moved there at the age of 11, and I'm still taken aback at racism when I encounter it, personally or otherwise (innocent that I am)... it made me realize that no one is going to look after me but me, but that I have to first give people the benefit of the doubt... I give them my fist only second.

BTW - a friend of mine... another Buddhist... joked to me last night in an email that since I was born on the day that Malcolm X was assassinated, I may be his reincarnation... pretty funny...

"Sista" Massively Opiated...

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:
Premier Brezhnev wrote:Take their guns and explosives, and re-educate them! They have a forbidden religon, Zionism, and need to see the merits of the communist system (and do hard labor while learning it!)

Dear Premier Breshnev,

Zionism is a political movement, rather than a religion. That it is based within a religious group (Judaism), for the most part, is neither here nor there, as many Jewish Zionists are actually secular, rather than religious (with the exception of a few nutty ultra-orthodox from the US - the true ultra-orthodox actually believe that Zionism is diametrically opposed to Judaism... and then there's the Christian ultra-right, who support Zionism as a way of bringing about the End of Days). Actual Jewish Zionists are often unionists, and, nowadays, are mostly secular... they just support the existence of the state of Israel so that there is a safe haven for Jews, no matter their degree of religious practice... pretty crazy, huh? Israel... a safe haven... ah well...

Best
S.M.O.

ps... nice eyebrows...

It was declared a religion in the USSR!

Torah Borah
Dont discount us, even though we be objects of ridicule.

We will do to you what we did to the Germans, ignore us at your peril!

Dear Sister Massively Opiated,

You wouldnt be so Zenful if you went so opiated! Drugs are the gateway to pacifism so you may want to clean up and sober up! Especially with the hope and promise of the brave new world.

I figure in about thirty more years I should be ready to retire and I am inclined to come up to your neck of the woods to settle down. Been to Alberta twice and loved it, especially the cracker cab drivers. It has been a long time indeed since I reckon seeing one of those! But within those next thirty years, I also predict that Brooklyn will be similar to 1980's style Beruit with 49 muslim secs all duking it out with the UN peacekeepers in house to house fighting and indiscriminate mortering over who has ruling authority over this new sacred muslim holyland. By then, Isreal will have been lost in the shuffle of islamic priorities with so much more of the world pie for them to be concerned with, and those Militant Zionist Octogenarian Terror Group members will still be alive and well and playing cards in peace in Tel Aviv!

Sister Massively Opiated a reincarnation of Malcom X? Whoa - a black panther in our midst huh. . . cool - I always thought they stuck it to the Man damn well. Bush is the Man - and he needs to be brought down right soon. I can't tolerate the racism involved in his hurricanes. He and his father personally developed, and engineered the emitting of "greenhouse" gases (ever look on the side of a can of "Right Guard" deodorant? Well it's made right in Crawford, Texas it is. . .and we all now know from CBS and CNN that they had hurricane Katrina planned for decades. Their racist Right Guard born hurrricane massacred millions of colored brothers. Damn Bush! He must be punished! Why oh why does Comrade Hillary not stop him NOW?!!

Oh and - Frederick Charles Blair must be misunderstood - Kanadians are known all over the world as the most tolerant "European" western hemispherians. It cannot be that there are anti-semites in Kanada. Only Bush is anti-semite. Everyone knows that. Surely the French Canadians aren't . . .they are French. . . right? They love the Jewish population. They are the model for tolerance and acceptance! Liberty, Fraternity. . . you know. . .

Hey Chistka,

I agree about the french kanadians, and eastern kanadians in general are nothing more than their jew hatin' eurotrash counterparts with absolutely nothing distinquishable between them with the exception of 3000 miles of ocean. However, when considering the average Alberta resident, you would also find nothing distiguishable between them and the average resident of lets say, Crawford, Texas. This would include the Right Guard can manufactury to boot. With all the gun totin', law abidin', ranch ownin', steer eatin', oil drillin', four by four drivin', chaw spittin', God fearin coyboy stylin' citizens of Alberta, the only thing that is seperating them from your average Texan is 2000 miles of land. Too damn bad Quebec wasnt successful in suceding from Kanada back in 96', Alberta would be another star on the Amerikan flag today and I wouldnt have to worry about applying for dual citizinship when I reach my golden years!

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Bensnooty wrote:Dear Sister Massively Opiated,

You wouldnt be so Zenful if you went so opiated! Drugs are the gateway to pacifism so you may want to clean up and sober up! Especially with the hope and promise of the brave new world.

Zdravstvuj Comrade Bensnooty,

You are very funny... I joke about pain medication required for rheumatoid arthrits, but I have disliked most altered states since my high school years.... the 'massively opiated' refers to prior Jewish Zen Buddhist thought-crimes for which I have been pardoned, religion being the opiate of the masses... and I am an earnest survivalist who has spent time in more than several countries with constant Martial presence, including Israel during the first months they went into Lebanon in '82 and one year after visiting "The Good Fence" for the first time, as well as landing at Lod on January 16, 1991 - about 12 hours before 1st gulf war began and scuds descended on suburbs of Tel Aviv next day (could be heard 'landing'... interesting sound)... One does not fight war with flowers and drugs - they will not sway the enemy, particularly from a distance.... Uzi is nice little weapon - easy to maintain... but favourite is Steyr AUG .223 Make no mistake. I am bitch for The Cause, and I am armed. I do not begin fight - I end it.

Beregi sebya!
S.M.O.
Handi-capable Radical Cheerleader
(hoping Red Square will not wince at my poor transliteration of Glorious Mother Tongue... is best I can do without Cyrillic font capability... is problem with Mac fonts meshing with Cube software, I think, but they do not work correctly... Izvinite, pozhalujsta)

Comrade Bensnooty-
It is so interesting to hear about Canada in these terms. Though I joke hard about Canada, in reality, I always looked up to Canada, finding it a gorgeous country and wanting to explore it extensively once I become a rich Kapitalist pig myself and have more time. Though I have issues with their crap politicians - I always figured the people were very similar to Americans - not that Americans are all perfect - but generally we really are a tolerant, inclusive, accepting people. But then I suppose you have racist garbage in all parts of the world and in the end Canada is probably a really nice place to live. I sure like Canada's population density anyway. So. Cal is driving me sort of kooky - this place has far too many people - the roads certainly can't handle anymore and the infrastructure just has not kept up with the incredible growth and unchecked torrent of illegal immigration in recent years.

Still - to hear Canadians are racist is bizarre to me, at least to the extent you guys talk about - and against Jewish people - very interesting. I was shocked by what S.M.O. wrote about "Frederick Charles Blair". Really - I just wouldn't have suspected Canada of such crap. Too bad - I had such an innocent view of Canadian people. Maybe a bit naive. And yet they seem to have no problem allowing Akmed and his Al Qaeda pals saunter in and out all they please eh?

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It's illegal to own a bible in Canada because its against homosexuality".
The Bible is considered hate speech there.

Kommissar Betty:
I'm shocked to hear you label someone with such a vile disgusting name! Why would you use such a derogatory name? Why not extrasexual - or specialsexual - how about happysexual or friendsexual?

I had no idea you were so hateful. . . .that makes Mother Hillary want to cry. You may want to look into a good re-education center - might I suggest University of Colorado Boulder? NYU? UC Berkeley? You would be good Party member then. . . just a helpful hint from your Purge Counselor. . . we must strive to use Crimestop at all times. The fact that you so recklessly used such hate speech makes me feel that perhaps you could use a vacation to Guatanamo or something. . . again, just suggestions. . .

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I'm shocked to hear you label someone with such a vile disgusting name! Why would you use such a derogatory name? Why not extrasexual - or specialsexual - how about happysexual or friendsexual?

Okay, how about fugepackerasexual.

I had such an innocent view of Canadian people. Maybe a bit naive. And yet they seem to have no problem allowing Akmed and his Al Qaeda pals saunter in and out all they please eh?

Just like Amerika, they have their socialism, and they are a bit more collectively numb than us Amerikans, mostly in the eastern provinces. They have the same strain of the disease that has infected a good portion of New England. And like all the true solcialists from New England, they love al qaeda and islamofascism and they love to hate Jews because they love to kapitalize and make money, control the central banking cartels and set the heart of the controls for the sun.

And Massively Opiated, thanks for the clarification of your position. All that talk of zen budism had me scared that the sedation was taking over!

See - mutch better Kommissar Betty - just add some friendly words and everyone will be happy and the world will be safe and join in a circle and dance merrily around the Kool-Aid vat. I mean you did it expertly too - you could write for the Revolution one day. Keep minding your publik school Betty and all will be well for you. Don't think excessively, it will confuse and sadden you. You must trust that our Glorious agents in the publik school system are looking out for your enrichment and future success in Hillary's Red November of 2008.

But really - see - "fudgepackerasexual" is perfection. Everyone loves fudge - it is a tasty treat (though sort of decadent so it will only be rationed during the time of Hillary's annual November Revolution anniversary) and packer could refer to the the Green Bay Packers - a fine, State owned -Soviet team. So this term would be agreeable to most everyone.

But do beware - though we love our Glorious Gay comrades - we must watch out for troublemakers like Mary Cheney. She is gay and the revolution has little use for her except to make fun of her since she is daughter of facist Halliburton pig. So, again, don't be confused - the Red Revolution will accept everyone as equals - but some are more equal then others and those lacking need to be purged. Mary Cheney is one such demon (but not because she is gay. . . well sort of. . . she shouldn't be gay. . . it is alright for good Komrades to make fun of gays only if they are facist pigs such as Mary Cheney. She isn't innocent - look she is daughter of running dog Dick.)

Bensnooty:
Thanks for the info. It is so interesting to hear. It is that I am a bit naive about Kanadian people and government. You as well as S.M.O. are educating me. . . thanks!

And yeah - I'll never understand the Lefts love for Al Qaeda. . . or sympathy for the PLO, Hammas, whatever. . .

Jewish people, at least in Amerika, have typically been Demokrats, fAR LEFT Demokrats even, especially so in the 60's. I think I wrote it to S.M.O. privately that it is now interesting (and bizarre) to me that the Left in Amerika have turned on the Jewish people and sold them out to hodgie for what??? I don't quite get it. Why the villianization of the Jew from the Left now? I thought that they were the Party of tolerance, acceptance and love - all those garbage nonsense untruths. Now they make the Jew of all people, the villian - how exactly? Do they make the Jew responsible for the World Trade Center bombing? I don't get their bulls*it reasoning. . . why the sympathy for the headcutters all of the sudden? The headcutters massively oppress women to the point where camels have more rights then women in much of the Middle East - where female circumcision (severe mutiliation of women's genetalia so that they cannot enjoy intercourse, and thus the Islamic reasoning is that they will not "stray") is actually practiced and women are not allowed to drive, own property or even look at a man in public without fear of her father or husband killing her for such a "crime" of disloyalty!

Aren't the Amerikan Demokrats the Party of the feminists? So you have massive contradiction and the whole thing is sh*t from start to finish with them. And yet, what - 40% of America believes in their garbage? How and why? Ignorance? What - did these radical leftists in America always secretly hate Jewish people? Because I'm pretty hard right conservative, and I'm supposed to be the bigoted and intolerant one, and yet no Conservative I've ever known (and certainly not in my family) have hated Jews, blacks, or any minority. In fact we treat these people as equals and good American citizens as everyone should. Obviously, anyone with a brain knows to take people individually. Though the left routinely disregards that rule and yet they call us the racists - the bigots. It's wholesale horsesh*t! It is the left that always starts attacking people for being gay or what have you. Look at what they did to Mary Cheney last election . . that was just outrageous the character asassination of a politicians daughter - and for what? Just because she was gay. She had absolutely nothing to do with her father's campaign and yet they crucified her for no reason other then the fact that she was gay. Talk about hypocrites. Talk about bigots and the worst sort of vile liars. . . it is the Left that is insidious to the core and who will resort to any manner of trick or lie to pull the wool over the eyes of anyone dumb enough to buy into it.

I joke around with Kommissar Betty about gays - but I don't really mean it in a hateful sense, and I doubt Betty really does either. . . I think it is just that here in California that some of the gays actually resort to terrorism and it angers us. Back when I lived in Los Angeles I know a large group of gays attacked city hall in the 90's and started doing massive damage to the City Hall building because they were "oppressed."

I'm sorry - but the gays in Kalifornia are anything but oppressed so that sort of thing, which you guys probably don't see in Kanada (radical homosexuals I mean) pisses us Americans off. It's fine - do your thing in your bedroom - but please, don't act like you are being dragged off to the gas chamber by President Bush or anyone else and don't resort to acts of terrorism or else we really won't give a damn about you or your crappy "rights". Sorry - this is America - the U.S.Constitution was set in stone by the Founding Fathers - it never was supposed to be a "living" Constitution - that is bullsh*tspeak by the Left meaning: we will change your Kapitalist Founding Oppressors document every chance we get until the whole thing just falls apart and anarchy can at long last reign in Amerika. It makes me sick to my stomach and it is why I will never rest as long as these Leftist/Anarchist/Socialist freaks of hatred, intolerance and greed have a chance of ruining the beautiful America of freedom, tolerance and opportunity that I grew up in.

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I'm sorry - but the gays in Kalifornia are anything but oppressed

Actually, they seem to have more rights than the "normal" people do, And Chistka Counselor is right, I don't hate gay's or anything, I just don't approve of that kind of lifestyle. I have a shirt that had a man symbol + woman symbol and it showed them married. There was also a gay guy in one of my classes that always wore a sweatshirt that had 2 guy's holding hands on it. After a while he stopped wearing that sweatshirt.


 
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