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Jews Riot Over Pictures of Buddhist Symbol

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ImageJewish religious leaders: "We will accept nothing less than cutting off the heads of the perpetrators!"


From synagogues in Brooklyn to cities in Israel to Red Square in Moscow to retirement condominiums in Boca Raton, enraged Jews around the world are rioting to protest the use of swastikas on Buddhist temples. The fury is relentless, as Jewish parents are wrapping their children in Korean and Japanese flags before sending them to self-detonate in front of those countries' embassies.

As explained by residents at one Fort Lauderdale senior-care center, "If you thought that the Burger King's defamation against Islam was incendiary, then wait until you see how vengeance is taken against those who display swastikas. Those torchings of Broward County Sushi restaurants were no accident." However, when confronted with evidence that the arson attack might have actually come from these senior residents, he offered a different explanation: "It's against the Jewish religion to harm others. We know for a fact that the Buddhist Secret Service destroyed those restaurants in order to make us look bad."

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The Anti-Defamation League National Director, Abraham H. Foxman, was particularly livid. "How dare any false religion display this odious symbol? This is clearly a deliberate and calculated attack on Judaism, and, in the name of G-d, we are declaring a Holy War to the death against these Asian monsters who drink the blood of Jewish infants. G-d be praised, we will destroy every one of you!"

When informed that the swastika symbol predated the Nazis by 6000 years, and that it has also been long-used by Hindus and Jains, as well as among other cultures prior to the rise of the Nazis, Mr. Foxman, enraged, pounded on a table and screamed, "Death to them all, then!" He continued, "There is already precedent for defense against Buddhism, and besides, the world will forget in five minutes anyway."

Jewish religious leaders elswehere led mobs of fanatical worshippers, chanting: "Off with their heads!" On Red Square in Moscow, Russia, a rabbi leading a thousand-strong street protest stated, "Those Asian sign makers must be cut into as many pieces as the number of signs they produced." A chief rabbi in Munich, Germany, declared: "G-d will accept nothing less than dismemberment, and this is our last word."

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In response to these recent outbursts of rage and violence, the U.S. Department of State apologized on behalf of Buddhists worldwide for the "insensitivity in which this symbol has been used", and U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan urged Jewish leaders to accept the State Department's apologies: "I appeal to the Jewish people to accept the apologies, and to forgive the wrong they have sufferered."

Meanwhile, CNN declared that "out of respect for the Jewish religion, we will never report on stories from Asia again. There is free speech, and then there is gratuitous provocation. We will always respect the sensitivities of others, and would never broadcast anything with offensive content."

Muhammud Steinmetzger
This is a mossad disinformation plot right? I searched using the ubiquitous self-censoring ACLU approved search engine and couldn't find any actual images of so-called outrages against zionists.

Red Bubba
Holy crap, that Burger King link was amazing!
Oh damn, now I've offended crap-worshippers and possibly McDonald's (peace be upon him) employees. Oops, please understand that I didn't mean "damn" in a sacreligious way, it's just that you need to walk on eggshells these days - not to disparage those who revere the egg as a religious symbol of fertility - uh, no offense to those whose religious convictions require celibacy...

Oh the hell with it, the sooner we unite under the red banner of one-world government the better.

Disenfranchised Democrat
Nike faced trouble because they had fire lettering that said Nike. Muslims were offended because the lettering looked incredibly similar to the name "Allah".

On another interesting side note, radical Jain's very mad at the Neo Nazi use of their official symbol, the swastika, decided to let the Neo Nazis pummel them until the goose steppers felt guilty.

Tony

Ivan Josefovich
Beautiful, simply beautiful. If we could only live in a society that had no religion, we wouldn't have these misunderstandings. And those who defy the law of the party and the politburo must be purged and sent to reeducation camps!

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It's kinda funny, last month someone drew a swastika on the hillside by my school where everyone could see it. The county had to call a bunch of workers out there to remove it, but the drawing of a penis is still up there. Then the next day, a bunch of hippies went up there and put up a f**king peace sign.

Oy Mamochka
We will also hold massive lunatic-like riots and en masse frenzy -we will sacrifice our own over this outrage - pummeling and stampeding numerous of our brethren to death (but - of course - this - we will blame on those not like us and riot over this -yet another outrage).

Hopefully no one will realize this most secret of secrets - that we may kill ourselves off - at the sight of cartoon images or dirty water on our books.

If the riots fail - we (8 million against billions) will resort to our usual endeavours - secretly controlling the entire world by forcing everyone to hand over to us their money and virgins.

Orzhov Abortionist
Here in Australia hamburger joints routinely put six-pointed stars in their windows. This clearly is another deliberate insult against the very foundations of the Jewish religion for which the only appropriate punishment is the mass-scale suicide bombing of Australian cities followed by cutting the throats of every Australian man, woman, and child.

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As a repressed progressive, persecuted by the neo-conzi government of ours, I feel the pain of these poor oppressed islamofashioning bretheren in far away lands. If it werent for American oppression of these sacred followers, they wouldnt have to die for their 72 virgins.

As this saying goes from another campfire time and place, we need to revitalize this simple slogan to empower a new generation of oppressed islamofashionists to rise up and say; BURN BABY BURN!

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Free speech is absolutely un-American unless it is used to advocate progressivism and U.N lust. What are these fools thinking??!?!?

Progressive Islamofacist
Bensnooty wrote:As a repressed progressive, persecuted by the neo-conzi government of ours, I feel the pain of these poor oppressed islamofashioning bretheren in far away lands. If it werent for American oppression of these sacred followers, they wouldnt have to die for their 72 virgins.

As this saying goes from another campfire time and place, we need to revitalize this simple slogan to empower a new generation of oppressed islamofashionists to rise up and say; BURN BABY BURN!

72 virgins are based on many translations. But for us, we go by the translation that it is really 72 raisins as a reward from Allah. (see link)

Ahmed Ahmed

https://www.guardian.co.uk/saturday_rev ... 32,00.html

Did I see a crab jump?
Now that Madonna is almost a Jew thanks to Kabballah, I suspect Jews might want to riot over this:

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I agree that a 50 year old woman should inspect the private parts for cancers and the like, but this is a bit much!

I envy that Madonna chick. Hell, if I had the very same ability to perform self pleasure, I would have no reason to leave the house. I wish she would take my same advice...

Madonna
When did I jump the shark?

Lorne Green
Hell, I haven't seen a spread wider than that when I was on the Ponderosa. I wondered where Hoss and Little Joe might be, so I'm thinking they might be lost down in that canyon. Let's form a search party. On second thought....nah.


Mr. Cartwright

European Socialist
Germany's ex-chancellor backs Hillary Clinton for president

Look at https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=533

Peps Entertainment Organ
Comrades!

The above photo is none other than that of the Peoples Entertainment Main Organ Commissar - MADdonna.

The proletariat must be controlled and soothed until the time of violent perpetual international revolution arrives.

Commissar Maddonna replaces the opiate of the masses - religion - to accomplish this purpose.

In this scene, she is seen giving her artistic interpretive dance honoring the Peoples Proctologists - the medical experts who play a most vital role in our socialist utopia - ensuring that society is fixated on the most important issue of our progressive revolutionary era.

Up With Commissar Maddonna! Up With Progressive Revolutionary Anal Fixation!

Commissar MDonna
Comrades!
When taking a break from rioting and proctology examinations make sure to see the greatest most progressive movie ever made:
"Back Breaker CowBoys Hiding in the Mountains"
Yours in Perpetual Progressive Revolution (since 1905, second revised ed. circa 1960's),
Commissar M

AWESOME!
European Socialist wrote:Germany's ex-chancellor backs Hillary Clinton for president

Look at https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=533

You know, I wasn't going to vote for Hillary, but now that she has the backing of a failed leftist German politician, I can't wait! After all, German socialism is the heart and soul of this country. I am waiting to see who Putin endorses for Vice President though.

Disenfranchised Democrat
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!!!

https://www.iht.com/articles/2006/02/13 ... ournal.php

Valley of the Wolves-Iraq? Starring Billy Zane and Gary Busey?

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Thank you Disenfranchised!

I've been looking for Billy "InZane In The Membrane" and Busey since they escaped from the asylum with Jimmy Carter. They're dangerous, so if you come across them, take caution. Gary Busey can be caught though if you lure him into hotel room with a big rock of crack cocaine. After he's tooted up, konk him over the head with a shovel. We need him alive though. Hillary has big plans for her autobiographical movie and Busey is to play the part of Janet Reno.

Laika

Es Ji
That article is simply fantastic.

So funney! *ribs crack*

LoL and the picture too! Priceless!

Es Ji
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Oh g-d Exploding Yarmulkes. That HURTS! Cant. Breathe.

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Life imitates the People's Cube:

Comcast News

New Restaurant Bears Hitler's Name
By AIJAZ ANSARI, Associated Press Writer

Customers leave after visiting 'Hitler's Cross' a restaurant at Kharghar, New Bombay, about 50 kilometers (30 miles) north of Bombay, India, Wednesday, Aug. 23, 2006. Hitler's Cross, a four-day old restaurant has riled the small Jewish community in India's financial capital, but its owner has no plans to make amends. (AP Photo/Gautam Singh)
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I bet they have good vegan food. I hear the Tofu Jew Fondue is excellent!

Laika

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You can get anything you want at Hitler's Cross Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Hitler's Cross Restaurant

Walk right in it's around the back
About 50 clicks from the Mumbai shacks
And you can get anything you want at Hitler's Cross Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Hitler's Cross Restaurant
(excepting Adolph)
You can get anything you want at Hitler's Cross Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
About 50 clicks from the Mumbai shacks
And you can get anything you want at Hitler's Cross Restaurant

Comerades...
While reading "Peoples Red Times Dailyl" I stumbled on a story on page seven that got my attention.
It seems that a buddhist monk named Zenny Pompor-OM Was leading several of his fellow monks in a chant in the Plastic-Sun temple in Washinton D.C. when a squad of Israeli paratroopers swooped in firing guns attached with silencers.
Zenny's head popped like a grape. Seven others were killed...or as the Buddhist like to say....'ommmed out'. Those left alive were spirited out of the country by the Mosaad and all will go to trial for having swastikas on their walls.
Israeli Rabbi....Iam Crazifich....was ecstatic when he heard the news. He said he was so happy he may arrange to get circumcised again.
The USSA (United Soviet States of Amerika) has made no official statement. Dear leader obama has said he has mixed feelings about the killings. "THough the Buddhists were American Citizens .., karl Marx was a Jew and Communist." Dear Leader Obama just stayed in India and wrung his hands together.

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Comrades,
This is entirely consistent with the Jewish philosophy of not hurting anybody.

How is it possible to hurt someone is already dead?

How do we know these were Israeli Paratroopers? Their last attempt at a secret operation, they fixed silencers to revolvers then demanded a refund when they did not silence any gunshots.


 
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