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May Day '05 in New York (Soviet Union Square)

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On May Day the masses responded to Laika the Space Dog's call for action and gathered on Soviet Union Square in New York with Party-approved slogans and literature. Mysterious enemies had messed up our correspondent's camera (the Bush administration will answer dearly for this!), so only about a half of these pictures are ours. The others have been lifted off other web sites and forums in a true collectivist fashion. So there.



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For thousands of years, since the end of Ice Age, international workers gathered in their caves on May Day to organize, protest, and represent. They sat around bonfires chanting Party-approved slogans and denouncing U.S. imperialism. But now, in a truly Orwellian fashion, we are being told that May Day really is about rejoicing and merrymaking around some stupid Maypole. That is ridiculous! Reclaim May Day as International Workers' Day or bust!

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In your face, George Washington, you dead white male right-wing extremist! We shall reclaim May Day and we shall overcome you and your stupid country!

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What do we want? More video beheadings!
When do we want them? Now!
Get the troops out and let the bloodbath begin!
Let hundreds of thousands of Iraqi collaborators with the U.S. get their heads chopped off, and their families too - they deserve it!
Jobs to the unemployed Iraqi mass grave diggers!

(the sign on the shirt: "instant asshole")

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Defeat U.S. imperialism! Support bin Laden, Sadr, al-Zarkawi, al-Qaeda, the Taliban, and other progressive forces in the fight against so-called liberty!
Defend Iraq from American contractors!

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Wait a minute! Is that CCCP written on his shirt? These two must be our undercover Russian comrades disguised as Mexican day laborers. Great cover - but stop munching on piroshki with caviar, you're giving yourself away!

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Impoverished immigrant worker risks brutal attacks as he demonstrates for his rights, still wearing his sweat-drenched working clothes after a tiring day in the fields picking tomatoes for a criminal ketchup cartel.

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THIS JUST IN :

We interrupt our broadcast for an official announcement:

The American dream is over!

Let the progressive-drug-induced-utopian-collectivist dream begin!

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Prominent expert in Stalinist jurisprudence explains legal intricacies of jailing Bush for demonizing the opposition.

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When a street activist dies from a coke overdose it's a loss for all of us. But when a union leader dies from a coke overdose it's a crime. Why can't union leaders just say no to coke? At least the one that's been brought from Colombia?

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Again we interrupt our broadcast for a public service announcement: High on drugs? Poor self-control? Have a Killer-Coke! The drink that represses!

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Even the dubious "satirical" group "Billionaires For Bush" showed up, following Laika's small voice in their heads. They took the stage to chant "Money, united we'll never be defeated!" and to sing Party-approved songs. Although the original songs had come from the oppressive bourgeois culture, the lyrics were changed to contain a Party-friendly message. Yet their mike got cut off in the middle of the song because the supervising Party officials correctly deemed such blasphemy an equivalent of dancing on the graves of Marx, Lenin, and Stalin.

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There is still hope for "Billionaires For Bush" if they can learn better Agitprop methods from their North Korean comrades. We do hope that they don't get too attached to those clean fancy clothes and change back into the usual greasy overalls immediately afterwards.


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In-the-annuals of men?
Did they decide to err on the side of caution while trying to spell annals?
Another success story of People's public education. If you define education as cleansing the children of conservative parents of bourgeois falsehoods, and conditioning them for the life in a progressive society, by instilling the correct ideas of multiculturalism, moral relativity, and collectivism, our schools present an ideal learning environment.

BUT WHO ARE THESE RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS WITH AMERICAN FLAGS RIGHT SIDE UP?

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Definitely a failure of People's public education system. An ACLU representative will be assigned to investigate how come these young female persons grew up to be Republican. Someone will have to answer for this at the Department of Education. Purges are coming!

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A commissar of public morals on duty silences them with the power of his trained throat.

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And what are you dreaming about, Republican girl? Is that the American dream you're dreaming? In case you didn't see our official announcement above, the American dream is over! Start dreaming our progressive-drug-induced-utopian-collectivist dream or else!

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And why is this man a Republican? Who gave him the permission to be a Republican? Not us! Where was the Commissar in charge of Ethnic Collectivism when this was happening?

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The Republican ring leader. There's something terribly wrong with his shirt, too. How can a communist be also a murderer? Especially our dear Comrade Che who is so popular on college campuses? Incomprehensible! Let's just write it off as "wardrobe malfunction."

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This is embarrassing. Somebody call 212-633-6646 and tell them the draft is being postponed until after the revolution.
We hate to say it but this Republican infiltrator with the hand-made sign is right. There's no draft. But you must admit that the progressive sign is prettier and glossier.

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Polish Solidarnosc in New York? We should've crushed them at home with the tanks while we still had them!

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Communists For Kerry Klara Zetkin and Dolores Ibarruri (La Pasionaria) with Venezuelan flag. Wait, doesn't that translate as "dump Chavez?" Must be a Spanish slang term for "make Chavez president for life!"
And why does that Ann Coulter poster look familiar? We think we saw it in a recent issue of Time Magazine. There was some scandal around that picture. Either Communists For Kerry blasted Coulter, or Coulter blasted Communists For Kerry, but it was all very ugly.

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Rosa Luxemburg of CommunistsForKerry.com reaffirms the Party's message that traitor non-person K. had been purged from the Party's ranks and the People's memory.

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The Menshevik fraction of the Party, however, insists on rehabilitating Kerry and allowing him to continue his useful work in the U.S. Senate due to his recent successful disclosure of an American spy.

The two factions are currently fighting one another in the best traditions of Stalin and Trotsky. But the masses needn't worry. Whoever wins, the struggle shall continue under the renewed, even stronger leadership after the traitors have been reassigned to shoveling permafrost in the tundra.

IN CASE YOU WANTED TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE REPUBLICANS -

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In desperate need of re-education! Desperate!
Just why can't our progressive female persons be as pretty? Is there a scientific explanation to this? Need to ask our resident scientist Al Gore.


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And why is this man a Republican? Who gave him the permission to be a Republican? Not us! Where was the Commissar in charge of Ethnic Collectivism when this was happening?
Clearly the Commissar of Ethnic Collectivism must be purged for this outrage!

Comrade_Smirnoff
I suspect the male in the grey shirt and tie is a corporate fat cat who supports illegal immigration purely out of naked self interest. The American bourgeoisies grip of power has been slipping for decades. They appear to have resorted to forming an alliance with the reactionary Mexican lumpenproletariat.

"The 'dangerous class', the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Mobile Guards, each a thousand strong, composed of young men from fifteen to twenty years old. They belonged for the most part to the lumpenproletariat, which in all big towns forms a mass sharply differentiated from the industrial proletariat, a recruiting ground for thieves and criminals of all kinds living on the crumbs of society, people without a definite trade, vagabonds, gens sans et sans aveu [men without hearth or home], varying according to the degree of civilisation of the nation to which they belong, but never renouncing their lazzaroni character at the youthful age at which the Provisional Government recruited them, thoroughly malleable, as capable of the most heroic deeds and the most exalted sacrifices as of the basest banditry and the foulest corruption.

From the aristocracy there were bankrupted roués of doubtful means and dubious provenance, from the bourgeoisie there were degenerate wastrels on the take, vagabonds, demobbed soldiers, discharged convicts, runaway galley slaves, swindlers and cheats, thugs, pickpockets, conjurers, card-sharps, pimps, brothel-keepers, porters, day-labourers, organ grinders, scrap dealers, knife grinders, tinkers and beggars, in short the whole amorphous, jumbled mass of flotsam and jetsam that the French term 'bohemian' [4]"

Karl Marx, Class Struggle in France

You don't fool us shirty. We know your game! Not since the times of Napoleon and Hitler have we seen such an unholy alliance between the bourgeois and lumpenproletariat. God help us!

jp
how do i find one of those Che t-shirts please?

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I just want to know where to find those hot Republican chicks so I can re-educate them in the privacy of my hot tub


Rogue 9
https://whatische.com

The revolutionary comrades who operate the above Web site have struck to liberate my university campus from the clutches of the capitalist pig-dogs! They have destroyed all fascist pig propaganda (as well as a number of important announcements, but can't make a socialist omelette without breaking some capitalist eggs) and replaced it with glorious Communist truth! Glory to the Revolution.

[Translation: Yeah, bastards are rewallpapering the place and taking down any signs that attempt to answer the question of what Che really was...]

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I have always wanted to go to those things, but I'm all the way out in California, and nothing goes on here except gay marrige debates, and the Michael Jackson trial.

Stalin
Rupert Murdoch must have had something to do with the Republicans. Off with Murcoch. Crush Capatlist Media! Power to the People! Rupert Murdoch must go to the Gulag! Replace Fox news with fair and balanced North Korean State reporters!

Anonymous
Republican chicks=HAWT

danatania
Revolutionary liberal chicks=ratty dredlocked hair & dirty armpits

I know quite a few of those women, and NO ONE goes near them.
-Kommissar Betty

Why don't they kill the imperialists with hammers, and them remove their heads with sickles? Then they could parade their heads around on the end of Revolution approved, hereforth known as RA, pole or other device...maybe on the end of a banner display some derogatory term or phrase?

Gregevski wrote:Why don't they kill the imperialists with hammers, and them remove their heads with sickles? Then they could parade their heads around on the end of Revolution approved, hereforth known as RA, pole or other device...maybe on the end of a banner display some derogatory term or phrase?

Fellow Comrade,
That is precisely the point. We should spread the word with this revolutionary idea. There should be some extra hammers and sickles over at Red Square. While you're at it, why don't you add a nice red star on the capitalist pigs' foreheads?

Looking out for fellow comrades,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

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Vladimir Ivanov wrote:While you're at it, why don't you add a nice red star on the capitalist pigs' foreheads?
You can also write the red star using their own blood!

I see New York has fallen indeed! I have already taken measures to ensure the brave socialists in Nashville, TN will have their votes counted 20 times each! LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!! ONWARD TO THE BRIGHT RED FUTURE OF HILARY!

confused
am.. this site is getting me really confused, with all the layers and layers of sarcasm, I don't have a clue what side you're 'really' on.. same with the pictures and slogans *head spins*

We are on the side of might and right. You need to press the OnStar button at the top of this page. They will unconfuse you.
$.$. Halliburton

liberal vs. conservative
this whole bi partisan system is a big game of capture the flag.
the 21st century is gravely uncivilized, blinded by excess and violence.
highfaluttin animals, the lot of us.

Ben Franklin
liberal vs. conservative wrote:

this whole bi partisan system is a big game of capture the flag.
the 21st century is gravely uncivilized, blinded by excess and violence.
highfaluttin animals, the lot of us.

Bad analogy if you are talking about the Stars and Stripes, my friend. If so, you need to go back to your college professor who taught Poly-Sci 101 and demand a refund. You see conservatives love and respect the flag, liberals are always trying to burn it, spit on it, and trample all over it.
21st Century uncivilized? It is not Western Civilization that is trying to take the world back to the 7th Century A.D. (Or C.E. as some whacko professors are calling it.)

7th Century or 21st Century, which one do you choose?

BF


 
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