Caracas, Venezuela -- Michael Moore has announced his latest explosive documentary: Hugo Chavez, Martyr to Socialized Medicine.

...When the symptoms worsened for the embattled President of Venezuela, this true advocate of socialized medicine went to get treatment in Cuba. The island's Chief Surgeon Rafael Bernardo explains: "When we first operated on President Chavez we'd thought he had an abscessed Wish Bone - a misdiagnosis caused by the criminal Yankee war of imperialism and the inhuman blockade of Cuba. After several unsuccessful operations on a Funny Bone, his Spare Ribs, and Water on the Knee we realized Chavez had cancer of the Bread Basket."

Of course, if it were not for the U.S. embargo we would have operated on his Bread Basket sooner," said Chief Surgeon of the Cuban Escuela Latinoamericana de Ciencias Médicas.

"Our doctors, though the best in the world, are forced to learn medicine using 1950s pre-revolution medical training devices - much like the Iraqi doctors under Saddam Hussein when their country was also suffering from the U.S. embargo," he said.


A Cuban surgeon demonstrates the delicate technique of removing a patient's cancerous Bread Basket using a 1950s-era pre-revolution Halliburton Medical Group Super Fun Operation trainer.

"The world community should make Americans feel shame and guilt for not allowing the heroic Cuban people to live off generous donations from rich Western individuals and corporations, like all the other heroic socialist nations of the Third World do," Cuban doctors said.

Michael Moore adds: "President Chavez's grave medical condition is yet another proof that the capitalist Empire of America will do everything possible to force the Cuban people to live on so little for so long."

Second opinion from Iran:
Chavez's illness caused by Jews

The People Cube's columnist Dr. Leonid Fuku reports from Tehran:
A selected group of doctors, approved by the Guardian Council of Iran, have offered their professional second opinion on the ailing Venezuelan President's condition:

DIAGNOSIS: The stress and anxiety from seeing the suffering of righteous Muslims at the hands of Zionist occupiers, have led to Chavez's spontaneous expulsion of blood from the rectum as a sign of solidarity with the murdered mujaheddin. The condition is aggravated by a new Mossad-CIA program to assault his rectum by emitting secret death rays from Guantanamo Bay facility in Cuba, as well as by Zionist attempts to destroy Cuba's Socialized Health Care so that Jewish doctors could once again have unlimited access to people's blood.

RECOMMENDATION: All people of good will around the world must ask Allah for an end to the madness and for the survival of our staunch ally in the fight against American imperialism.

What a glorious statement! I too am hoping comrade Hugo will die for the cause, cause that is worth dying for, is it not?!

Does not this make one all warm and fuzzy all over?

Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Does not this make one all warm and fuzzy all over?

It definitely makes a tingle run up my leg :)

It is always comforting to have good friends attending the surgery.

Another victim of capitalist inspired global climate change.

Think about it people!

Comrade, of course the Jews are the ones killing Chavez; every calamity in the world can be laid at Israel's feet! Just imagine, with no Jews or capitalists, the world would be a utopia!.....

Zionist attempts to destroy Cuba's Socialized Health Care so that Jewish doctors could once again have unlimited access to people's blood.

Truth. The bloodthirsty jews are always the usual suspects in any crime against humanity.

I'm confused. Is Comrade Hugo a victim of global warming or the target of a Zionist Plot?

........................oh wait, I forgot. Global Warming IS a Zionist Plot!

He had a meeting with his peers and they decided that the sad tale of Chavez, who endured the humiliation of not one but TWO elections was worthy of individualistic praise, so long as steps are taken to protect the party from any hint of charges of favoritism.

It saddens me to see our brave comrade in arms, Hugo Chavez, struggle such a dread, capitalist disease. I'm mystified as to why Venezuela doesn't have a public healthcare system equal to that of Cuba.

At any rate, I know that our Dear Comrade Hugo is suffering and I hope that with the help of Cuba's excellent medical system, his suffering will be ended very soon.

general crash&burn wrote:I'm confused. Is Comrade Hugo a victim of global warming or the target of a Zionist Plot?

........................oh wait, I forgot. Global Warming IS a Zionist Plot!

Haarp the Angel! All Hail Lady Liberty!

Why, here of all places, has no one placed the blame for Comrade Chavez's illness where it belongs: George W. Bush. It is a well-known fact, as reported by Ann Quindlan and Maureen Dowd, not to mention Paul Krugman, that Crawford, Texas, is at a conjunction of circumglobal force lines which were set up by Space Aliens.

The Bu$hitler sits there, a spider in the web of these force-lines, which are related to pyramid power, and wishes evil on progressive leaders in the world.

David Brock has said in Media Matters that the Bu$hitler is frustrated because he cannot touch The Holy One, so great is his karma (PBUH), so he had to work on Chavez.

So it is Bush's fault. Like the Black Death and the fact that division by zero makes no sense.

Which is proven by dividing the national debt by the IQ of Lord Obama.

Commissar M,

I too, am puzzled that my compadre' Hugo has not received the excellent medical care that he deserves in his country. Note to self: make trip, soon to Venezuela

I would have certainly suggested to him that he travel to China, instead, considering his developing closer ties with them. .https://www.chinatoday.com/health/health.htm

I should have thought that Hugo would travel to the South Pacific, where he could take holistic healing in the warm, tropical seas surrounded by dolphins and rubber duckies and unicorns, while undertaking aroma therapy.

It is my understanding that Hugo's own, unique aroma tends to...er...overpower...as it were...any attempts at aroma therapy.

Perhaps then we could bottle it. Mao never washed his privates, thinking it would rob him of virility, which he needed to sleep with a thousand virgins, which would give him immortality.

Not quite. The closest he came to it was when Chairman Meowsovich Punchenko came to the Rancho, stole what he thought was Loretab but it was really roofies, and then he woke up in Mao's coffin with half the roofies gone and an empty bottle of Jack Black.

Despite being off subject, please do not take my vodka card away........ again.
1. Imagine a clown Obama in an 80 miles per gallon clown car, jammed in next to him a small bag of groceries costing $1,200 and his baby in a baby seat tied to the side with police crime tape or his shredded birth certificate and a dog on a leash keeping up or being pulled behind.

2. Imagine a, clown Obama in a Hawaiian jail calling Biden for bail money, or calling his mother in law for bail money, his clown car impounded.... Barack who?
https://www.wnd.com/?pageId=327373
Imagine the Secret Service twiddling their thumbs while Obama is booked in the Honolulu City Jail for a fraudulent birth certificate.

3. NASA data shows man made global warming data is garbage
https://www.skinnymoose.com/bbb/2011/07 ... ar+Blog%29

4. Imagine Obama, after failing to kill Kadaffy, trying to talk his way out of trouble in the Egyptian desert on a tour of the pyramids after his 80 miles per gallon clown car breaks down in the desert. If he was never legally president, won't he lose his secret service protection? Without it, Kadaffy could beat him like a camel and his mother in law will probably just stand by and watch.

Hi Komrades:
Updated news koming out from the Venezuelan Bananarian Ministry of Defense suggest that the illness ailing our Beloved Leader Hugo Chavez is probably induced by the HAARP Project in Alaska, concentrating high imperialist RF energy in toilets in use around Fort Tiuna near Caracas, where our Beloved Leader is resting and... well, using toilets, and planning to destroy the USA, DisneyWorld, Israel, the EU, YMCA, the Holy See and Japan. This is to further clarify that the alleged cancer has not been triggered by anti-natura "colon-rectum unsafe practices" in Havana with an unprotected cuban cigar (as another Zionist & Fascist post in this website is misleading asserting).
Our Beloved Leader is a real Macho-Man!!! (Ask Raul Castro).
Best regards.

What is comrade Moore doing inn a place ikie CrackNuts, Vene. Do they have the only industrial grade scale in the world? Or does the comrade go for the freejolis? Shots may be required later.

Colonel is awaiting sentence.