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Miracle of Erosion Discovered in South Dakota

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Rock formations resembling the faces of U.S. presidents evolve from the effects of erosion in South Dakota.


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From left to right, many unsophisticated Americans claim to see the resemblances of white, male oppressors G. Washington, T. Jefferson, T. Roosevelt, and A. Lincoln

Geologists are thrilled with the remarkable discovery, calling it the most impressive achievement of natural history to date. Progressive scientists and academics insist the likenesses are not portraits, but merely the appearance of portraits.

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"What we have here is the cumulative effect of trillions of transitional changes over time creating what our human minds perceive as faces," explains Clinton Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion. "Guileless Americans desperately long 'to see' their forefathers up there. This reassuring notion is quaint, but it folds like a deck chair when confronted with the truth that our primitive brains are constantly trying to make sense out of an otherwise chaotic world."

Richard Dawkins, who is an eminent British evolutionary scientist and popular science writer who holds a Chair in the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford University, cautions us not to see things that simply aren't real: "Once we start seeing faces up there, we've started down a path that will lead to knuckle-dragging creationist intolerance, or sculpture even."

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Good to see you again B.L.Y.

I take it you've been well?

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I have been very well, thank you, Field Marshal.

I took a few months off to transfer all my DVD's to the earth friendly Betamax format. I have a few left over from my tenure with the Stasi.

Plus, I won't enjoy luxurious DVD's in my home until every last vegan in Micronesia has access to free and fun abortions.

Are you traveling this non-denominational traditional winter festival season?

Obey,

Bohemianlikeyou

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No, I'm afraid I don't celebrate any "festivals", except May Day and Lenin's birthday.

I will be "Scroogeing" it as always.

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When I look at Richard Dawkins, I see large sweaty crowds of leather clad omni-sexuals lining up at the local town hall to recite marriage vows. Am I delusional, or just overly optimistic of a New Direction™ for Amerika?

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You are neither, comrade. That overly optimistic delusion of yours is almost a sweaty leather clad reality, thanks to the new people's de-sexualization processes. All reproduction will be from the random mixing of genes in a massive cloning vat where DNA is free to co-mingle with all other types of DNA, minus those for sexual identification. Once the genes are completed, our highly-trained, and underpaid cloning technicians will place them into artificial wombs where they will be fed a steady amount of tofu until ready to be birthed.
These processes will both end the need for reproductive sexual contact, and a guaranteed equality of results.

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Are we sure this Dawkins guy isn't Alan Alda in mufti? He looks and sounds like Hawkeye and anybody with a hawkeye can tell it's just a pile of rocks.
Maybe we can get the Taliban to come in and fix it, like those pile of rocks that looked like some Buddhas in Afghanistan?

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Comrade Premier Betty!!

You are quite right!! The entire process is outlined in great depth here for those who want to learn more .

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Are we sure this Dawkins guy isn't Alan Alda in mufti? ?

Ahh..yes, Laika...Comrade Alda. Now there is a hero the People can admire!

Alan and I used to teach together at Chernobyl Community College. He taught Intermediate Nasal Sarcasm 301 and I taught a graduate level surveillance course. Those were the days.

Here we are teaching a seminar on tolerance.

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Is not Dawkins an ancestor of The great Thinker Darwin? Or could be a cousin of that Leader Dinkins? Or is he the mouthpiece for that man Hawking? or maybe is brother of socialist Sagan?

Alda, was he not a clown in the Imperial Circus?

Stoshu

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BLY you have fostered for me an analogy and I can't wait to bludgeon someone with it. ~The idea that human beings evolved as a result of trillions of transitional mutation coincidences is like the idea that erosion created Mount Rushmore.~ Brilliant!!

RIK

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Rikalonius wrote:BLY you have fostered for me an analogy and I can't wait to bludgeon someone with it. ~The idea that human beings evolved as a result of trillions of transitional mutation coincidences is like the idea that erosion created Mount Rushmore.~ Brilliant!!

RIK

Comrade Rik,

A word of caution. You must remember that the words and sentences that comprise the Mt. Rushmore essay only appear to be brilliant.

I can take no credit for "creating" what must have been a slip, followed by a fall, followed by a face plant into my keyboard which in turn randomly strung together letters forming sentences, thus, creating in primitive minds, the appearance of a meaningful post.

As you know, only the glorious writings of Marx, Dawkins, and the terrific TV commentaries from the ladies of The View, have actual meaning.

Obey,

bohemianlikeyou

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Don't forget Bill Maher. What would we do if we didn't have his contorted expression of obvious self satisfaction with his own assumed profundity. I have called my local Komissar and reported that I had expressed positively the possible existance of a creator. I was fortunately let off with a warning, this time. Thank you for helping me reach self realization about the true origins of the universe.

RIK

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Excellent recommendation, Rik. Did you know that comrade Maher just won gold in the 2006 Snide Olympics! A glorious victory for whining, indeed!


 
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