Obama's Flip-Flopping Caused by Evil Twin

Not since Dylan went electric have the liberal progressives felt so alienated and hurt by a pop culture icon's sudden change from a familiar folksy sound to the sort of contrived distortion that one often hears closer to the center.

But it turns out that Obama's sudden rightward shift has an easy and rational explanation: he has an evil twin who often poses as Good Obama and spouts disturbingly non-progressive views. The absolute resemblance of the Obama twins makes it almost impossible to distinguish between the two, although it has been reported that Evil Obama wears a goatee.

Separated from his evil twin at birth, Good Obama happily grew up among the friendly and altruistic Marxists, while Evil Obama had the misfortune of being raised by distant cousin Lynne Cheney and her conniving husband Dick. This explains Evil Obama's bitterness that is causing him to cling to his Bible, guns, and victory in Iraq.




To prevent Evil Obama's attempts to destroy his good brother's presidential campaign, it is crucial that the twins are correctly identified, especially when they are speaking in public or to the media.

The differences between the two are subtle, yet the following tips may help the journalists, activists, and other conscientious members of the progressive community to stop the deceitful culprit.

The signs to look for are a flag pin, goatee, eye patch, a long facial scar, or a combination thereof. Keep in mind that Evil Obama is prone to change appearances and often uses a number of disguises or no disguise at all, which can be confusing.

But perhaps the most effective way to tell the two Obamas is to hear what they are actually saying. If the Obama in front of you isn't vague and repetitive, doesn't make you feel like fainting, and doesn't send tingles up your leg, chances are it's his evil twin.

Flip-flops notwithstanding, Good Obama remains the only real candidate, and Evil Obama will never have the presidential powers to enact those extreme centrist policies.

The discovery of an evil twin comes as a huge relief to most Americans who otherwise might conclude that Obama is not a new transcendent-type messiah, but a usual Chicago-type lying politician. Luckily, nobody will have to contemplate the depth of Obama's perceived depravity anymore, because the existence of the evil twin changes everything.

In light of the recent changes in the current truth, it is important to understand which contradictory "flip-flopping" statement belongs to which twin. The officially registered "flip-flops" already include Public Financing, Guns, Iraq, FISA, Special Interests, NAFTA, the Cuba Embargo, Illegal Immigration, and Abortion. The list grows almost daily.

Just a few examples:

• Top Obama Flip-Flops
• Collection of Obama Flip-Flops
• Obama & McCain (cannot confirm a McCain evil twin) Flip-Flops

Going forward, Republicans predict that their sock puppet Evil Obama will take center and right of center positions on every single issue, increasingly looking more like conservative talk show host Michael Savage, and creating an impression that it was John McCain who actually befriended the flag-stomping Marxist terrorist Bill Ayers.



 

Whew Comrade, I feared you were going to say Obama was from a parallel Universe. As we know Obama is not from earth.
 

I fail to see a real problem here. Every politician at some point starts shifting to the middle. However, when we are referring to the "middle" here, we are talking of the middle left, those not quite sure they are ready for a complete submission to the party. The middle here is more like those Trotskyites that are being wooed for the moment, and once November comes along, will be shown the error of their ways. Obama's "middle" equates to McCain's "left."
 

This reminds me of an episode from the original "Star Trek", where they beam into a parallel universe where Spock has a goatee and is Evil.

This proves beyond a shadow of doubt that BHO is an alien or the next step in human evolution, a mutant. Everyone knows that Dick Cheney is Darth Vader's Great Grandfather, a thousand years removed. This may be the result of Cheney's experiments in genetics, like the "Boys from Brazil".
 

Zarkof, I think you may be onto something here, I'm beginning to doubt the truthfulness of my unnamed sources. And as KGB reminds us Obama is not from earth, could this be a smear tactic by the Starship Veterans For Truth?

 

Sheeee-it
Who da f#@k you trying to kid?
Quit using old pictures of Dick Gregory from 40 years ago or I'll spike your malt liquor with AIDS or something else.

You know what I'm talking about.

'scuse me I gotta run, I have the Mothership on the communicator. I have to beam up for a conference with Elijah Mohammed. It's really important.
 

Obama, what can you expect? At least they finally sobered up enough to catch the old Star Trek connection.
 

Marshal Pupovich

Obama, what can you expect? At least they finally sobered up enough to catch the old Star Trek connection.
What the hell do you mean by that?
 

Where's his white cat?
 

Or his guest soaps?
 

Eewwww....
 

Commissar Maksim

Marshal Pupovich

Obama, what can you expect? At least they finally sobered up enough to catch the old Star Trek connection.
What the hell do you mean by that?

Forgive me Comrade....I must have been mistaken when I said you had sobered up. No, no...wait a minunte. That is not what I meant to say at all! What I meant to say is that you have been doing some fine work for the Party, and you can be sure there are a lot of eyes on you!
 

Commissar Maksim

And as KGB reminds us Obama is not from earth, could this be a smear tactic by the Starship Veterans For Truth?


Another case of "Starshipping" by the Republicans. I hate how they've taken that word that once used to mean something fine and noble, and perverted it as a means of covering up their Starship attacks against Democrat candidates. And you can be sure the Republican Starshipping will continue all the way through November.

That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.

In fact, I was forced to fake Obamagasm!

Be warned, my fellow Hussies!
 

Commissarka Pinkie, I am speechless you Faked??? Starship Veterans For Truth??? This is sounding very Capitalistic!!!

Perhaps I need to drink some vodka, and sing the Soviet National anthem.
 

Clearly this is the work of the Star Trekkers for Truth hit squad!
 

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That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.

In fact, I was forced to fake Obamagasm!


Pinkie...I know this may be a disturbing question, but do you have any gaps of "missing time" in recent weeks, perhaps preceded by a drive on a lonely road, a bright light, and pain or stiffness in certain intimate areas when you awoke?
 

Hmmm. a most disturbing image there Comrade Brain!
 

The truth is out there, Comrades!
 

Ivan Betinov

Pinkie...I know this may be a disturbing question, but do you have any gaps of "missing time" in recent weeks, perhaps preceded by a drive on a lonely road, a bright light, and pain or stiffness in certain intimate areas when you awoke?

As a matter of fact, yes, but that's always been the case, especially when I've been drinking the Putinka vodka.

Why do you ask?
 

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As a matter of fact, yes, but that's always been the case, especially when I've been drinking the Putinka vodka.

Why do you ask?


Hmmm. I suggest you get someone to check the back of your neck for any scar or possible needle mark. You may have been tagged with a Rethuglikkkan Emotion Control Chip to inhibit your logical and inevitable "tingle" response to any image of or word spoken by His Obamaness. They're out there, you know. They try to explain it away with the double game of blaming it on alien abductions which they then debunk, but it is really a sinister GOP plot to control our minds. Roving (get it?) surgical units have been installed in otherwise nondescript trailer trucks that cruise the interstate highway system (remember who came up with that idea?) to abduct and operate on people who seem too eager to support the Annointed One.
 

Commissarka Pinkie

That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.
In fact, I was forced to fake Obamagasm!
Be warned, my fellow Hussies!
Pinkie, you might want to check out this product, I think its made by the same company as the Ted Kennedy doll


 

Ivan Betinov

I suggest you get someone to check the back of your neck for any scar or possible needle mark. You may have been tagged with a Rethuglikkkan Emotion Control Chip to inhibit your logical and inevitable "tingle" response to any image of or word spoken by His Obamaness.

Is THAT what Red Square was referring to when he talked of me getting tattooed while I was passed out drunk on the floor?!!?

There's only one way to know for certain. I'll have to try Maksim's Obama doll!

And it better not be one of those cheap vinyl things with the protruding seams up the outside of his legs. Those things really chafe.
 

I'm afraid that they are so close in appearance, there will be no way to tell them apart easily. The only reliable test will be to see which one sends the "feeling" up Comrade Matthews leg.
 

Commissarka Pinkie you must be careful, You have heard the warnings that EX Grand Puba Billy Bob Clinton has offered that McCain being an Ex-pow could snap at any time.
 

Commissarka Pinkie

Is THAT what Red Square was referring to when he talked of me getting tattooed while I was passed out drunk on the floor?!!?

There's only one way to know for certain. I'll have to try Maksim's Obama doll!

And it better not be one of those cheap vinyl things with the protruding seams up the outside of his legs. Those things really chafe.

Commissarka, I hate to bring this up, but I seem to have noticed that you have been engaging in an exceptional amount of complaining lately. This begs the question... Are You a 91%er? Yes! I think you are a 91%er! Admit it!
 

Marshal Pupovich

Commissarka, I hate to bring this up, but I seem to have noticed that you have been engaging in an exceptional amount of complaining lately.

Are you paying me a compliment, Marshal Pupovich?

If I'm complaining, it's because I'm miserable. And if I'm miserable, then it can only mean I'm a true Progressive!

Remember, only selfish neocons are ever happy and content, because they don't care about anyone but themselves. They look at the inequality and injustice that plague this world (assuming they bother to look at all), and they only shrug their shoulders and say, "Oh well, that's just the way it is, whatcha gonna do?"

This can only mean one thing: The implant Betinov mentioned is a dud. It's useless against someone like me who's alive, exciting, kind, thoughtful, gentle, strong, intelligent, informed, principled, humble, a true Progressive who doesn't hate!

For this I should be praised . . . rewarded . . . and dare I say it? . . . promoted!

Or at least granted some kind of official victimhood so I can demand financial reparations and favored treatment.
 

Commissar Maksim

Commissarka Pinkie

That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.
In fact, I was forced to fake Obamagasm!
Be warned, my fellow Hussies!
Pinkie, you might want to check out this product, I think its made by the same company as the Ted Kennedy doll


Hussie approved,my a**! There's nothing between it's legs. It's been neutered!! Guaranteed to please? I want my money back!!! (although,I did quiver a little w/ delight when it spewed the empty slogans) But I still demand my money back.
 

The ad does say "life size". Maybe that's the reason why Michelle is so unhappy with AmeriKKKa.
 

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If Obama isn't repeating typical liberal progressive rhetoric, chances are its Evil Obama.

(Karakter off)
Make sure he has his teleprompter and inhalator near by so he can say the progressive stuff.
 

Commissarka Pinkie

If I'm complaining, it's because I'm miserable. And if I'm miserable, then it can only mean I'm a true Progressive!

So, in spite of the wonderful work being done every day for the past 2 years by Comrades Nancy and Comrade Reid, you ARE a 91%er!
 

I am a true Progressive!

But it sounds to me as if you, sir, are a flat earther, head in the sand, "Bush-is-a-demigod" 23 percenter!

How do you like them beets?
 

What is this? More slander? Say it ain't so! Let's bury that shovel right now. Stand still would you!
 

Commissarka Pinkie,

Please, Commissarka, give him some guest soaps before he starts foaming at the mouth and bites us!!
 

I knew Jay Leno was onto something when he tried to warn us about the dangers of Evil Twins more than 20 years ago. This was so long ago that Letterman hadn't even taken up our progressive cause, in fact he was mocking Hollywood at the time.
Now, with this Obama news I sit locked in my car like so many open minded Pete Seegers circa '65 - holding my ears, shutting my eyes and screaming, "Make it stop!!!"
 

Obama's own website confirms Evil Twin.
 

Commissar Maksim

Obama's own website confirms Evil Twin.

Good find Cmmissar!

(Karakter off)

That is just priceless.
 

I think it deserves to be quoted here before the post is removed from Obama's site. Note also that it was posted 3 days after the People's Cube article. Ho-ho-ho.

Willyboy

Evil Twin?
By Willyboy - Jul 9th, 2008 at 11:28 pm EDT
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OK, I've read the FISA justification; it's a big steaming pile of excrement. I've decided Senator Obama has been replaced by some evil, nasty right wing, Constitution scorning, corporate lapdog on an evil twin.

The disappointment I feel is hard to describe. All the people who were saying the Senator was just all talk in an empty suit apparently were correct. For the first time in 30 years I thought we had a candidate that actually might be different, might in fact work to change the system. But it's the same ol' BS.

FISA, NAFTA, Faith Based Initiatives... What's next, Senator? Gonna throw the GLBT folk under the bus, reverse your comments on DOMA? Seek out the endorsement of the two nuts McCain has rejected, Hagee and Parsley? Let's hear the justification for invading Iran. How about packing the Federal Judiciary and SCotUS with right wing Neanderthals hell bent on overturning Roe and revoking the taters of The Constitution that Bush will end up leaving us with.

What a let down. I don't know what I'll do come November, but at this point I am really regretting the work and money I've invested in a candidate that turned around and stabbed me and so many others in the back.

Bring back the good twin we all supported; take this evil twin away!
 

Comrade Obama, it is very good of you to come to this website. Would you like for me to teach you the ways of Hillary?

Congratulations, comrade, for your selection of Comrade Hillary as your VP.

Let the purges begin! heh! heh!

All the best,
Comrade Saul
 

Red Square

I think it deserves to be quoted here before the post is removed from Obama's site. Note also that it was posted 3 days after the People's Cube article. Ho-ho-ho.

,,,, How about packing the Federal Judiciary and SCotUS with right wing Neanderthals hell bent on overturning Roe and revoking the taters of The Constitution that Bush will end up leaving us with.

Wait just a Leningrad second here! Bush is going to make taters out of the Constitution?? I love taters! Fried taters, boiled taters, baked taters... you name it! Why. next to beets, taters is one of the choice crops of the Party! Have we made an error here?
 

It's not looking good for the Obamessiah, Comrades. He's looking more and more like some charlatan at a tent revival. Even my Obama doll leaks. All it says is "uh" and "er" and it looks like the guest soaps were cut off. Maybe that's causing the leak, because he's awfully soft and limp.

At times like this, I'm ever so glad I wasn't one of those who was so quick to denounce the Empress and measure her for a cut-out--unlike a certain furry, four-legged, tail-wagging marshal I could name but won't (unless, of course, they make me).

'Tis better to be at the right hand of Hillary than in her path!
 

It is a bit worrisome Commissarka when one hears one of Obama's spokesmen on tv saying how "McCain would be a continuation of Bush. We need change. Obama will be a change." While this is all true, somehow you wish one would hear something a bit less juvenile from the people representing him on the news, Besides, I want to hear more about them taters Bush is making out of the constitution.
 

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Even my Obama doll leaks. All it says is "uh" and "er" and it looks like the guest soaps were cut off. Maybe that's causing the leak, because he's awfully soft and limp.


Pinkie, you have been scammed, SCAMMED I say, by this imitation of a true socialist blow up doll! Remember, at the Stalin Storehouse, we have a Stalin for your every need, and I do mean every. (They didn't call him the Man of Steel for nothing...'nuff said?)
 

Eggselent point Comrade Brain in a Jar! You know, what with me being busy Marshalling now, perhaps you would be interested in making sure those Party needs are taken care of?
 

Are you trying to seduce me, Marshal Pupovich?
 

What? Far be it from me Comrade Brain! As you know, I was Commissar of Eco Prostitution and as such, over say my Pup's Party Pleasure Houses. However, with my promotion to Marshal and the many new duties that represents (though they have not been communicated to me as of yet - so I continue of a well deserved People's Vacation in the interim), it may be in the People's interest that you be promoted into that vaunted position.
 

Were I to do so, there would have to be some marketing strategy changes. I'm thinking something along the lines of Cheech Marin's little opening monologue in front of the Titty Twister in Tarentino's "From Dusk 'til Dawn."
 

Marshal Pupovich

Red Square

I think it deserves to be quoted here before the post is removed from Obama's site. Note also that it was posted 3 days after the People's Cube article. Ho-ho-ho.

,,,, How about packing the Federal Judiciary and SCotUS with right wing Neanderthals hell bent on overturning Roe and revoking the taters of The Constitution that Bush will end up leaving us with.

Wait just a Leningrad second here! Bush is going to make taters out of the Constitution?? I love taters! Fried taters, boiled taters, baked taters... you name it! Why. next to beets, taters is one of the choice crops of the Party! Have we made an error here?


Hell Yeah!!! Especially good with a Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce.

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Ivan Betinov

Were I to do so, there would have to be some marketing strategy changes. I'm thinking something along the lines of Cheech Marin's little opening monologue in front of the Titty Twister in Tarentino's "From Dusk 'til Dawn."

Hmmmm.... I am not aware of said monologue. I am aware that the name Tarentino is supposed to be big...but other than Pulp Fiction, I can't say I have seen anything of his worth seeing. and it took me more than one try to watch PF.

What other changes would you make in this ministry I have worked so hard to build?
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

Hell Yeah!!! Especially good with a Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce.

I wonder when they will come out with Constitutional tater chips?
 

Ivan Betinov

Were I to do so, there would have to be some marketing strategy changes. I'm thinking something along the lines of Cheech Marin's little opening monologue in front of the Titty Twister in Tarentino's "From Dusk 'til Dawn."


Here.....kitty,kitty,kitty!! ;) Snappin' *ussy? Yikes!!
 

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...other than Pulp Fiction, I can't say I have seen anything of his worth seeing. and it took me more than one try to watch PF.


You're not missing much. Like a lot of Tarentino's work (and I realize I'm about to piss off any Tarentino fans out there) it is the theatrical equivalent of half a brick in a sock: it gets your attention, but not neccessarily in a way you really like. If you're half-drunk and feeling raunchy, it is just right. It does have the redeeming feature of a sultry dance number featuring Salma Hayek.

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What other changes would you make in this ministry I have worked so hard to build?


Nope. I did NOT just type that sentence that I just deleted. No, no, no. Didn't type that.
 

Hmmmm. I suspect it is best that you did not type that.....
 

A friend of mine sent me this today. I wonder which twin said this?

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*Dumbest Quote of the Century*

'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.'
- Barack Obama


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ZB
 

Is there any reason why young DicKKK looks like television star Balki Bartokomous from the isle of Mepos?
 

Comrades, this morning I had my tinfoil helmet off for a few minutes to make sure my head had not been drilled into by one of those capitalists seeking oil, and for a few moments independent thinking almost took hold. During that time, I was thinking that perhaps an important point was missed in this thread of an Obama "evil" twin being compared to that Star Trek story may have been overlooked. As a Star Trek expert will tell you, the "evil" Spock in that episode, was recognized by the "good" captain as being the best hope for the Change needed for that Spock's empire to become a just collective. So even the "evil" Obama twin represented the Audacity of Hope for Change.
 

COMRADES!!!!

I discovered THE LINK!

Barack's evil twin is the smoker.....






More evil twin sightings.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.stop-obama.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/smoking.png&imgrefurl=http://www.stop-obama.org/%3Fm%3D200804&h=480&w=369&sz=304&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=Sp3UOMdDDsJWJM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbarack%2Bsmoking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den


Only a repuglican smokes evil right-wing tobacco products, its not progressive at all.



p.s.

Sorry I haven't posted in while comrades, but I'm sure you all heard about the prisoner swap foul up that our beloved FARC organization was involved in. The Che' shirts on the fascist-Colombian government thugs really convinced us they were brothers in arms. Huh....my FARC is really falling apart....Obama is our only HOPE!
 

F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan

Sorry I haven't posted in while comrades, but I'm sure you all heard about the prisoner swap foul up that our beloved FARC organization was involved in. The Che' shirts on the fascist-Colombian government thugs really convinced us they were brothers in arms. Huh, my FARC is really falling apart....Obama is our only HOPE!
Agent Ivan are you going to denounce yourself for completely and utterly failing in your mission to bring about change, not to mention the embarrassment you caused Nancy, or do I?
 

This whole thing is really getting FARCed up. It had to be said.
 

Come to think of it....as I recall explicit orders were sent out by Lakia broadcasts that mentioning Obama smoking was strictly forbidden!

I denounce Comrade FARC for exposing the People to second hand Obama smoke.
 

Commissar Maksim

F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan

Sorry I haven't posted in while comrades, but I'm sure you all heard about the prisoner swap foul up that our beloved FARC organization was involved in. The Che' shirts on the fascist-Colombian government thugs really convinced us they were brothers in arms. Huh, my FARC is really falling apart....Obama is our only HOPE!
Agent Ivan are you going to denounce yourself for completely and utterly failing in your mission to bring about change, not to mention the embarrassment you caused Nancy, or do I?


How can anyone blame this on FARC; HOW?

Those weasel wannabe progressive-dems had assured us through a dispatch to Chavez that they were gonna get the fascist Colombian government OFF OUR BACK!

San Fran Nan LIED!

What happened to my beloved FARC is just another example of the COMPLETE failure of the Democratic controlled congress.


p.s.

Barack's evil twin is spotted again.....



 

F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan

Those weasel wannabe progressive-dems had assured us through a dispatch to Chavez that they were gonna get the fascist Colombian government OFF OUR BACK!



Chairman Meow, via our fellow travelers in the Democratic Party, sent several crates of cash down to Chavez to bribe secure the cooperation of appropriate Colombian government officals.

BTW, Where is Meow?

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ZB
 

Yes, I recall we did send several crates to Chavez while I was working in the Chairman's office.
 

So, the questions that the Inner Circle™ needs an answer to are:

Where are the crates of cash that Chairman Meow sent to Chavez?

Where is Chairman Meow?

If Meow redeployed the cash to other important areas of The Party's™ operations (like paying for Nancski Pelosivich's bikini waxes), that's one thing. But if Chavez has it in one of his Cayman Island bank accounts, then he will be needing a visit to Comrade Smersh's interrogation room.

I smell a Central Committee investigation coming. And we all know how ugly that would be!!!

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ZB
 

Yes, there are questions that need to be answered indeed. All I can say for certain is that some crates were sent to Chavez, and it is true that he has been relatively quiet lately. I for one have complete faith that the Chairman used that cash properly. That being said, I must admit we would all feel a bit more confident if he were not so conspicuously absent.
 

Commissarka Pinkie

Even my Obama doll leaks. All it says is "uh" and "er" and it looks like the guest soaps were cut off. Maybe that's causing the leak, because he's awfully soft and limp.
That's because the Obama Doll was not meant for womyn. Sorry womyn. viewtopic.php?t=2139


 

Comrade Red,

I think you have just discovered why Chairman Meow embezzled re-deployed the money that was supposed to be for Comrade Chavez.

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ZB al-Hussain
 

Oh Dear Leniin..... must burn that image from my brain!
 

Marshal Pupovich

Oh Dear Leniin..... must burn that image from my brain!

No doubt.....doubleplusNOTgood! Yikes!
 

Reports coming in say that there is only ONE way to absolutely determine who is the evil twin.
The evil twin has his nuts cut off.
 

BigFurHat

Reports coming in say that there is only ONE way to absolutely determine who is the evil twin.
The evil twin has his nuts cut off.

Very well Comrade Big Fur Hat. Therefore you are hereby directed to determine for the Party which is the evil twin and report back to us immediately.
 

"Shrouded in darkness Obama is; held by the right hand of the Anti-Christ he is."
 

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
-- Yoda
 

"The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Liberal Wars has!"
 

It's Kerry all over again.




 

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It's Kerry all over again.

Except the darker skin color and lack of purple hearts, although the semi-purple tie may make up for it.
 

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"The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Liberal Wars has!"

How racist of you. Go get your shovel (you should know the routine by now considering your realatives, Me1, Me2, and Me3, have had the same treatment.)
 

Most astute! Any mention of color, regardless of shade or hue, is clearly an attempt by the VRWC to induce fear into their base.
 

What about red? Comrades, is this Obama AntiChrist...?..


 

yet another or similar theory...
The Unified Theory of Obama