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Obama's WealthSpread™: I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!

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While canvassing neighborhoods in Ohio this Sunday, Barack Obama advised a tax-burdened plumber not to worry about money because under his presidency money will disappear since it will no longer have any meaning anyway. Instead, all Americans will be living off Obama's highly nutritive WealthSpread™ formula that is surprisingly low in effort and is being promoted by a group of leading nutritionists known as the Cook Fringe of the Democrat Party under the brand name "I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!"

"Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn't it?" the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed "more and more for fulfilling the American dream."

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PEOPLE'S GLOSSARY:

Socialism: A progressive political system that takes the power away from wealth creators and gives it to wealth distributors. Wealth distributors are typically a class of highly trained government bureaucrats who are being watched by a class of political commissars, who, in turn, are being watched by a class of secret police, all of whom are banded together by shared progressive morals. Because progressive morals are relative by definition, a certain measure of absolute propaganda is necessary to encourage collectivism and discourage counter revolution. Since such propaganda is delivered through mass media, arts, and schools, a degree of ideological monopoly, uniformity, and censorship is also required in those fields. The resulting mass enthusiasm creates a vibrant state-subsidized culture, leading to great economic successes and technological breakthroughs, e.g., North Korea.

"It's not that I want to punish your success," Obama responded. "I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they've got a chance for success too ... I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.""So instead of cutting taxes with a kitchen knife we'll butter it up with wealth and spread it around like we earned it," the Democratic candidate continued. "It's a patented foreign blend that is guaranteed to help improve my standing in the polls, but it's made with 100% pure American taxpayer sweat, which once again shows how taxes can be patriotic."

When asked to clarify how exactly this plan was going to work, Obama, who is currently ahead in the polls, explained that it was "quite simple: everyone will be contributing according to his abilities and consuming according to his needs, while special observers will be making sure that a worker's contribution does not go above or below the approved list of his abilities. Special distributors will also be making sure that a worker's needs do not exceed the quota based on the availability of the WealthSpread™ formula."

"And, of course, there will also be watchers who will watch these watchers, and the watchers who will watch those watchers, and so on - leading to a full guaranteed employment for everybody."

"What's not to vote for?" Obama finished as he was cheered on by a group of supporters wearing blue pins with the Obama logo and the words "Journalists for Obama."

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When the inquiring plumber, in turn, was confronted with a question whether he would like to be in charge of determining his neighbor's needs and WealthSpread™ rations in his community, he lowered his eyes and admitted in a hushed voice that it sounded like an offer he couldn't refuse.

Obama frequently rails against what he calls an immoral Republican concept of tax breaks that somehow "trickle down" to the rest of Americans, contrasting it with the beneficial effects his own low-effort WealthSpread™ formula that he claims has nothing in common with what his opponents label as "wealth redistribution."

Ushanka tip to General Secretary for the WealthSpread™ idea.

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"quite simple: everyone will be contributing according to his abilities and consuming according to his needs,

This is going work gloriously well! I the have the need and ability to spend a Comrade Kennedy-sized slab of that WealthSpread™ stuff, can't wait Our Maximum Messiah grabs a load of it from him and spreads it my way.

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A submission from Comrade HizPower: Dirty Barry! Coming to your neighborhood! The redistribution collection.

You can remember it by the famous line "Make my WealthSpread(TM)!

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Shocker: Obama Takes McCain into Custody
Posted by Michael Asher on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:52:34 AM

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Commisar for 5 Year Plans
We await his arrival in the Gulag and are ready to commence his re-education.

jeffshultz
So.... any requirements/problems with my posting this on my own website?

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He is a rough customer, that McSame. How long will that old guy keep fighting for America--even while in the Gulag?

Better that The Obamessiah take lesson from his political hero, Stalin, and silence McSaim now. He can make up show trial records later.

btw, Red Square, I cannot find Obama's WealthSpread in my local market. Is it usually in the dairy section refrigerator? Am I in wrong section or wrong market?

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jeffshultz wrote:So.... any requirements/problems with my posting this on my own website?


You should be well versed in the Current Truth, willing the shovel for the Greater Good, and keep a good humor about yourself--even in face of firing squad.


edit. If you also want to renounce personal wealth, you can send me a money order for my own personal bail out.

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I cannot find Obama's WealthSpread in my local market. Is it usually in the dairy section refrigerator? Am I in wrong section or wrong market?

Try looking in the "personal lubricants" section.

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Comrade Betinov,

You must be standing in line for shoes. Down street, past kiosk, look for people standing in line for toilet paper, it is the longest, slowest line. There, the Obamatons are injecting it into peoples heads.

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Another K-O (as opposed to K-Y) by our Glorious Leader...

I felt a tingle down my paw when I first observed Wealth Spread! The people will sing songs to the Obamessiah with joy when they receive their federally-mandated ration of this socialist elixir. I see...I see Barack's strong boot shoe on kapitalism's scrawny, greedy neck...

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Red Square wrote:Shocker: Obama Takes McCain into Custody
Posted by Michael Asher on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:52:34 AM

It is good to see that Comrade Edwards has job now as Personal Guard. He needs extra income to pay for mistress' dacha.

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Comrade “Pul”
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Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

Carolyn Criss
The Cube does it again! If only The People could find a way to redistribute humor around the blogosphere. The wealth of satire at this IP address is dangerously close to upper-bourgeois.

Hey. My friends at PETA were wondering: Does the WealthSpread come in a breast milk formula?

I hope please he brought shovel. The plumber too. Smear please me with new WealthSpread. With ACORNs. Oi!

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Wealthspread. Golly! Does it also block dangerous UV rays so I can get a tan like our lord and master Obama has?

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General Mousey-Tongue wrote:Another K-O (as opposed to K-Y) by our Glorious Leader...

I felt a tingle down my paw when I first observed Wealth Spread! The people will sing songs to the Obamessiah with joy when they receive their federally-mandated ration of this socialist elixir. I see...I see Barack's strong boot shoe on kapitalism's scrawny, greedy neck...

I think the chicom mouse is correct, we aboard the REd October will use this sustance on our nukes room seals and our Kennedy Undervasser Commander statue, it does get lonely here.

the mouse's tongue does call it an elixir. IT MUST BE SO! i gots a tingle in me toe.

come about, all forward flank! rig for silent running ! we must obtain same for the sane!

confirm distance to warehouse

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You right-wing reactionaries won't be laughing quite so hard when The Messiah(tm) enacts the "We-B-Fairness Doctrine." Then, enlightened zealots like Commissar Pelosi, Comrade Reid and (soon-to-be-installed) Secretary Of Political Expression (and Explosives) William Ayers will force subversive websites like this one to include a corresponding number of articles from progressive Wealth-Spreaders. All hail the Messiah(tm)!!! To the ACORN gulag with dissenters!!! They'll butter your running dog capitalist muffins, but good!!!

/snark off.

Excellent piece, Comrade.

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The Obamessiah's Wealth Spread is made from high energy plankton. The masses will be stampeding for it. We should have the Riot Control vehicles--the ones with the front sccopers--ready to roll.

At last we have a solution to what should be done with all right wing neocons!

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Carolyn Criss wrote
Does the WealthSpread come in a breast milk formula?
No, sorry, but it has 0 Grams Trans-Fat Pig Republicans Re-distributed. Only the purest of Fat Pig Republicans are used by The People's Cube.

Republicans are our secret ingredient. You can squeeze Republicans all you like, unlike the evil, toilet paper hoarding, more than one square, Sheryl Crow hating kulak, Mr. Whiffle.
After were done squeezing, that's when the fun begins...we fire up the Speed Queen and run the Republicans through the wringer to catch every last drop.
Then when all the Republicans are dried out, we soak them and repeat the process.

This is how Government Cheese is made too.

Also, 0 toasters were harmed in this post.

Tell Peter we said hello,

xxxooo,
Laika

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I have tried the WealthSpread™ and it is truly miraculous... I put but a smidgen on my meagre (yet generous) Party™ ration of slightly mouldy crust, and not only did it turn my little green crust into an entire mouldy loaf, but the WealthSpread™ then covered the entire loaf... The I sliced it and just as a test (I first scrubbed the floor until it was clean enough to eat off as I would not waste precious Party™ resources), I dropped it, and lo!... it landed WealthSpread™-side-up!... I tried this test again and again, and each time, the viridescent slab landed with the WealthSpread™ facing upwards!!!

Finally, since, as many of you know, I am handi-capable, and so prone to falling and injuring myself, I placed the tub of WealthSpread™ itself on the floor and put my trust in the Obamessiah™ to protect me, and I let myself fall backward... it took everything I had to keep the faith and not reach out to stop my precipitous plummet, and by the Cube!, the WealthSpread™ caught me, this time my bottom landing in the tub, and yes, Comrade General Mousey-Tongue, it does, in truth, tingle mightily... What's more, when I extricated myself from the tub of WealthSpread™, it was still completely full!

I never would have believed it possible that I, a lowly Housekeeping Kommissar, could land with her ass in the WealthSpread™, and yet still come to rest WealthSpread™side-up...

First, the Cube protects me, and then the Party protects me, and now the Obamesssiah™ and his WealthSpread™ protecteth me and provideth for me. He maketh me tingle and speaketh in tongues... I feel all shiny and new... or at least shiny... and a bit slippery...

Hallelujah! Praise the Obamesssiah™ and pass the WealthSpread™!
Sister Massively Opiated... Testifying!

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Ah that Obama! He's so good he can make a dead man vote!


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The Great One has done it again! Putting plumbers and Repuglican candidates in their Kapitalist place...on the way to the re-edukation kamp.

(Is it butter? No, it's more Che! (par-kay?) okay, back to the pun factory....)

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I use WealthSpread™ on sores... sores that I rather not go into great detail about.

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Comrades! Our beloved leader Obama is never wrong! If you say he is, you get deported to labor camps! Sieg Heil!


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Is this the same butter that the PEDOPHILE RONALD REAGAN puts on his a$$ before Nancy sticks her fat c0ck up it?

I heard Reagan used to love taking it up the a$$!!!! Filthy F@G!!!!!

Salin Palin sucked the sh!t out of Reagan's a$$ hole and called it Moose Stew! This gave her super powers which she used to revive that old corpse McCain! But he is still missing a p#nis!! Its ok though because she stuck her's up her own daughter's pu$$%!!!! SICKOOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL JESUS CHRIST!!


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People please listen.

The poster 'AbecedariusRex' is a PEDOPHILE!!!! Please do not allow him to post on this site again!

He tried to molest someone I know by lewering them to a 'young conservatives meeting'!! Please do not attend unless you want to be scarred for life by a sicko! PS he's actually not even white!!! He's ITALIAN!!


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Obamailure
Excluding professional athletes, Obama's plan burdens taxpayers who sweat much less than McCain's.

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The Tsarevna wrote:The Great One has done it again! Putting plumbers and Repuglican candidates in their Kapitalist place...on the way to the re-edukation kamp.

(Is it butter? No, it's more Che! (par-kay?) okay, back to the pun factory....)

Comrade Tsarevna-

Good one! You are surely a "queen of the pun", and it's such fun! No worries. I'm taking my Ritilin, among other fine drugs, so I'm very mellow!

Comrade Red Square-

Put The People's Hell's Kitchen down for as many cases as you can steal. The kitchen proles got wind of this miracle spread and they are TRYING to give me a hard time. They know not what may happen to them (breathe in.........breathe out......) There, all better!

toiling endlessly for the collective,

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WealthSpread™ is also good at feeding the crabs that Obama will give you! It soothes your tender areas as well as feeds the little buggers.

Now that it'll have some Republicans in the formulation, it will invigorate the skin of all good Progressives and will cure the most persistent butt fungus.

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So nice to see all my fellow communistas posting against this horrid 0bamanation.
Que bueno!


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The toilet in the communal restroom was running continuously. No amount of “jiggling the handle” would stop the leakage. I went to the Red Book and found an ad for “The Peoples Plumber.” I called and spoke to Pavel, the owner.

He suggested that I take a dab of “Obama's Wealth Spread” and gently massage it around the shaft of my ball cock.

Problem solved!

Thank you Pavel and thank you “Obama's Wealth Spread.”

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People please listen.

The poster 'AbecedariusRex' is a PEDOPHILE!!!! Please do not allow him to post on this site again!

He tried to molest someone I know by lewering them to a 'young conservatives meeting'!! Please do not attend unless you want to be scarred for life by a sicko! PS he's actually not even white!!! He's ITALIAN!!


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Actually, I'm Scottish but thanks for thinkin' of me.

Thanks Comrade Poputchik, I will never look at my ball cock and shaft in the same manner again. Maybe it will keep my anal warts from "spreading".

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Tiglath-Pileser wrote:
jeffshultz wrote:So.... any requirements/problems with my posting this on my own website?


You should be well versed in the Current Truth, willing the shovel for the Greater Good, and keep a good humor about yourself--even in face of firing squad.


edit. If you also want to renounce personal wealth, you can send me a money order for my own personal bail out.

So, linking this site from my facebook profile just started a huge rift in my husband's family...

Why is it that people who love SNL have no sense of humor for thepeoplescube.com? Somebody should do a study about that.

Anyway, if Rush Limbaugh calls it the "Stalinist version of The Onion" it can't be all bad, right?

*sigh* intolerance.

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People please listen.

The poster 'AbecedariusRex' is a PEDOPHILE!!!! Please do not allow him to post on this site again!

He tried to molest someone I know by lewering them to a 'young conservatives meeting'!! Please do not attend unless you want to be scarred for life by a sicko! PS he's actually not even white!!! He's ITALIAN!!


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Actually, I'm Scottish but thanks for thinkin' of me.
I'm always careful not to be lewered away someplace against my better judgment.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
I'm always careful not to be lewered away someplace against my better judgment.

Hey, Blogonuv, wanna attend a young conservatives meeting together?

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I volunteer to clean the WealthSpread™ off of SMO, and I promise not to waste party resources in doing so. (The WealthSpread™ gently warms when you breathe on it.)

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AbecedariusRex wrote: Hey, Blogonuv, wanna attend a young conservatives meeting together?
I'm all for it, as long as none of that lewering is going on - I won't stand for that.

I. Fling Pu
How can a college student best use this wonderous spread?

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I. Fling Pu wrote:How can a college student best use this wonderous spread?

An excellent question, comrade. I have no immediate confirmation but I heard from a comrade who heard from a comrade whose comrade friend spread the spread on his head just before a major exam. Not only did he instantaneously gain a B.A., M.A., and PhD., but he also got a B.J. from a very attractive young comrade of the brunette persuasion. Try it; a little spread goes a long way.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
AbecedariusRex wrote: Hey, Blogonuv, wanna attend a young conservatives meeting together?
I'm all for it, as long as none of that lewering is going on - I won't stand for that.

Yeah, how comes it that "pedophile" is spelled correctly? WTF? At least my name was also correct. Comrade Knucklehead.

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:First, the Cube protects me, and then the Party protects me, and now the Obamesssiah™ and his WealthSpread™ protecteth me and provideth for me. He maketh me tingle and speaketh in tongues... I feel all shiny and new... or at least shiny... and a bit slippery...

Hallelujah! Praise the Obamesssiah™ and pass the WealthSpread™!
Sister Massively Opiated... Testifying!
Well, you know me, always the skeptic. I for one just wouldn't believe the claims about WealthSpread™ until I tried it for myself. My spousal unit and I were sitting down with our children after a hard day's work on the tractor farm planting beets, potatoes, and what not when she buttered a small piece of toast that we called dinner and we began to pass it around. I couldn't believe my eyes! Every time it got passed on, the piece of toast would be whole again! We ate until we were satisfied, and afterward shared our piece of toast with all our neighbors on the collective who ate until they were full! But there was more. I who had been depressed about the election now began to see the dawn of Hope™ and Change™, energizing tingles began to run up my legs, my old knee injuries were completely healed. One of my state permitted offspring said, "Parental units, I have self-esteem! I can be president one day!" Another began to solve differential equations while the youngest's leprosy went into remission. They gave up arguing and recommitted themselves to working for the Common Good™ and began treating small animals with kindness. Tears flowed down our cheeks as our portrait of Karl Marx beamed down benevolently upon us. Oh, thank you WealthSpread™, you've changed my life!
Now this is a test, a simple test. Funny how bourgeois propaganda pollutes the internet. Funny how alternative media is allowed to spout its hate unhindered by the Fairness Doctrine. Funny how neocons dominate talk radio. ARE YOU LAUGHING YET!!?? What will you do with this email? Pass it on to some despairing comrade and lift his spirits, or just delete it? If you truly love Darwin, pass this moving message on to everybody in your address book. But maybe you don't care. Maybe you just don't "have the time." Well, don't blame me if you find yourself rudely awakened at 3:00am and on a train to who-knows-where. Don't say I didn't try to warn you.

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Nothing I love more than licking my boyfriend's ass crack FAG POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Its so great that John McCain and Sarah Palin are going to legalise GAY ASSLICKING ceremonies and make it that you have to LICK a GAY REPUBLICAN's ASS if you want to get married.

McCain and Palin the best friend of FAGS


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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Film Actors Guild? I like that Alec Baldwin.

Don't forget Comrade Damon:


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I love this website! You guys are too funny! Real patriots!

I am a true republican! Everyday I drink 18 beers and shove the bottles up my ass. I work hard at my job as a Cock-sucker at the KKK. I want to achieve the AMERICAN DREAM of having RONALD REAGAN LICK MY SHIT FILLED ASSHOLE.

I am ANTI-ABORTION: Jesus said 'fuck all thy babies up the ass and do not abort them". I am a true christian. I love Rush limbaugh!!!!

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Comrades, I think this troll, drawn by the sweet goodness of the smell of the Wealthspread, has wandered in here from the murky archipelagos of lonely humanity.

Nota bene,
no Wealthspread = no Troll;
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Wealthspread = Troll.
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I sense that perhaps Wealthspread has another miraculous benefit, i.e. Troll Bait!

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Wow, comrade RedSquare, you're gonna need some extra sticky troll tape in here to catch 'em all.

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That's disgusting!!!!

You neo-cons should be ashamed of yourselfs!! I'm a true old style Republican!

I live in the mid-west in a trailer. Our house got taken by the bank! But its ok because I want the pride of america (its billionaires) to have all my stuff!

I have no job and no penis. And i blame it all on Liberals!! Its their fault my grandma only sucks my one testicle once a week!

I listen to jesus through my grandfather's asshole and love to hunt! I am rpoud member of the NRA (national retards association of ass lickers)!!!

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Just out of curiosity, Troll, why stop at 18? If you make it to 40 you can have the bottles come right back up your sphincter, into your duodenom, out your esophagus, and emerge from you epiglottus nice and clean and shiny -- ready for recycling or filling with your favorite beverage. Go on, Troll, try it. Let us know how it works out.

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Jesus is speaking out of your grandfather's derriere? Man, that wacky messiah. What a card.

- Just for the record, I think you are thinking of the NRAAL, not the NRA - (hope that helps some).

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AbecedariusRex wrote:Jesus is speaking out of your grandfather's derriere? Man, that wacky messiah. What a card.

Yes, the Obamessiah speaks from the ass...I mean fart...er, I mean heart. Dude! Who spiked my WealthSpreadTM?!

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RepublicanPlumber wrote:I love this website! You guys are too funny! Real patriots!

I am a true republican! Everyday I drink 18 beers and shove the bottles up my ass. I work hard at my job as a Cock-sucker at the KKK. I want to achieve the AMERICAN DREAM of having RONALD REAGAN LICK MY SHIT FILLED ASSHOLE.

I am ANTI-ABORTION: Jesus said 'fuck all thy babies up the ass and do not abort them". I am a true christian. I love Rush limbaugh!!!!

You made some typos in your post. I took the liberty of editing it for you:

Plumba For Obama wrote:I am a true democrat! Everyday I drink 18 beers and shove the bottles up my ass. I work hard at my job of sitting on my ass and collecting welfare. I want to achieve the AMERICAN DREAM of having BARACK OBAMA LICK MY SHIT FILLED ASSHOLE.

You should really be more careful when posting... you wouldn't want to seem like a moron ;)

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Wow.

A totally anal rententive troll chock full of nuts and fetishes. A true Progressive!

We salute you troll and your quest to legalize and teach coprophagia to kindergarteners.
Coprophagian-Americans have long been discriminated against in AmeriKKKa.
You have true victim status.
This troll has been obviously inspired by Divine intervention, not by the Obamessiah, but Divine himself after viewing Pink Flamingos over and over again.
Thank you troll for taking time from your busy schedule in being an ACORNHOLE community organizer and posting at our site.

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It looks like the Obama worshippers have arrived in force. Can any of you attempt to make a point without foul language and projections of your perversions?

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Comrades! I have found the perfect clothing supplement for Wealth Spread. The Party shall ration, err...issue one shirt per household. This shirt is environmentally friendly and shall be worn every day. But, The Party has mandated that it shall not be washed in the Collective wash-basin more than once a month. I believe that the sweet smell of Wealth Spread will help mask our odor.

<img src="https://casas4.com/temp/obamunism.gif" alt="obamunism">


Look at this smiling face:
<img src="https://conchtees.com/shirt/obamunism/img_2820.jpg" alt="obamunism">

Where do I obtain such a glorious shirt? I will wear it proudly around Harvard Square in the Peoples Republik of Cambridge, MA and post the video on you tube. If I am not killed first. Can you post a link to the shirt or did you photoshop it on the guy?

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Image AH Fidel, My Esteemed living comrade-Como esta usted?

The Revolution continues "ad nauseum", eh? So how are the masses faring?
How's Raul? Sorry I didn't make it down to my yearly(?) celebration. I've found yet another way to take down the capitalist dogs! I do plan to go to Miami to look up my good friend Felix Rodriguez (he is holding my watch for me; I have been informed). Then I plan to hop down to Brazil for Pres. Lulade Silva's special session of the senate in my honor on October 23rd.

PS- SMO must be very busy, no?

enca bronadao y dolente

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Banish this troll to the intellectual abyss of YouTube from whence it came!

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Fascinating the attractive power of WealthSpreadTM. We just joke about free giveaways and these losers materialize. Also, I think I understand the troll. I believe he's trying to be ironic. Maybe if the collective pitched in and bought him a thesaurus his insults would have potential to be clever. But it seems that like most underage bloggers, he'll continue to be vulgar to get attention and imagine that somebody, somewhere (besides himself) is genuinely impressed. Look everybody! I can use dirty words! Please, please notice me and affirm that I'm significant!

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Hm, I detect a recurring theme in the troll's multiple posts. He seems unusually obsessed with one particular part of the anatomy. I wonder if he's a frustrated borderline genius who could have used WealthSpread to ease the passing of his colorectal tumor into the public toilet in Janesville, WI?

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one ping only wrote:so correct
General Mousey-Tongue wrote:Another K-O (as opposed to K-Y) by our Glorious Leader...

I felt a tingle down my paw when I first observed Wealth Spread! The people will sing songs to the Obamessiah with joy when they receive their federally-mandated ration of this socialist elixir. I see...I see Barack's strong boot shoe on kapitalism's scrawny, greedy neck...

I think the chicom mouse is correct, we aboard the REd October will use this sustance on our nukes room seals and our Kennedy Undervasser Commander statue, it does get lonely here.

the mouse's tongue does call it an elixir. IT MUST BE SO! i gots a tingle in me toe.

come about, all forward flank! rig for silent running ! we must obtain same for the sane!

confirm distance to warehouse

one ping only

Comrade submarine hero of the People, I salute you and your brave crew. Clearly, however, you need to check your ventiliation systems...it is apparent you and the boys don't get out much. I am a CAT. One of my favorite hobbies is chasing / catching / tormenting / eating MOUSES. Therefore, due to a bit of halitosis, I became known as Mousey-Tongue.

There. I feel better, but I wish the tingle up my paw would come back...

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Ted State wrote:Where do I obtain such a glorious shirt? I will wear it proudly around Harvard Square in the Peoples Republik of Cambridge, MA and post the video on you tube. If I am not killed first. Can you post a link to the shirt or did you photoshop it on the guy?


You can find them here.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...I wonder if he's a frustrated borderline genius...
No.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...I wonder if he's a frustrated borderline genius...
No.

Hey, commisarka, wanna join me for a young conservatives meeting?

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Boy, I take a few personal days to burn local McSame/PaliNazi yard signs, put dog feces in my ignorant neighbor's car, and vandalize the Rethuglican HQ in town, and the place gets infested with illiterate trolls. Sheesh - I guess I shouldn't take so much time away.

P.S. Red Square; have you noticed the mention at M/M? I'm so proud - She called us brilliant. We owe it all to the Party Leadership, of course.

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Obama suffers from premature evacuation syndrome.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:
Komissar Blogunov wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...I wonder if he's a frustrated borderline genius...
No.

Hey, commisarka, wanna join me for a young conservatives meeting?
Careful, Pinkie. I think he's lewering you. Keep a hand on your shovel.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:Fascinating the attractive power of WealthSpreadTM. We just joke about free giveaways and these losers materialize. Also, I think I understand the troll. I believe he's trying to be ironic. Maybe if the collective pitched in and bought him a thesaurus his insults would have potential to be clever. But it seems that like most underage bloggers, he'll continue to be vulgar to get attention and imagine that somebody, somewhere (besides himself) is genuinely impressed. Look everybody! I can use dirty words! Please, please notice me and affirm that I'm significant!

The troll is not likely to be clever, even with a thesaurus (BTW, troll, that's not a type of dinosaur). I'm guessing that the troll's idea of intelligent humor is a night of flatulence after consuming an entire can of beans, which is even more hysterical (and tolerable) when downed with a bottle of The People's Beverage: PutinkaTM.

Try to not expect too much from this knuckle-dragging, bitter-clinging, 19-percenter, RethugliKKKan troll. Expectations are classist.

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Is there really nothing better to do in Australia?

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Wrong country, O'Brien. I think he's Canaduhian:



(Soorry, SMO.)

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What's that all aboot?

Everyone knows Trolls aint from Kanadiastan.

"The fallen Vala and first Dark Lord, Morgoth, created the first Trolls before the First Age. They were strong and vicious, but stupid creatures. The major weakness of at least some Trolls was that they turned to stone in sunlight. Nobody knows how he managed to breed them...." quote wiki-Правда

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Yes, but later Morgoth changed his name to Macdonald and became the first Prime Minionster of Canaduh. The mystery of the breeding of trolls involves beer, maple syrup, mac and cheese, and lots of ice. The lack of sunlight up in the "great" white north explains his choice in breeding grounds. I'm sure I read it in The Silmarillion somewhere...

Betty, back me up on this.

Vladimir Toot'en
Troll wrote:OBSCENITIES DELETED

I am really going out of my way to help you but seeing that you kind of lost your way I figure I will help a special person like you, well here you http://www.myspace.com/ No need to thank me just click the link and you will be back in no time.

"Owing to unforeseen circumstances (and reactionary bourgeois interference, PTUI !), slight adjustments in distribution of Timeless and Sublime

WealthSpread[TM] (apologies, capitalist-pig-lying saboteur has stolen special character from fontlibrary)

will be made.


Until further notice, each collectively approved social unit will take delivery of 44 kilos of the grease stuff grease wonder-salve/condiment each Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock.

Sharp.

Subject to Special Assessment of $33.95 or three dressed and deboned chickens per container (white meat only). Exact change required."

Give Thanks to Our Betters!

Affectionately yours,
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B.B.

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Vladimir Toot'en wrote:
Troll wrote:OBSCENITIES DELETED

I am really going out of my way to help you but seeing that you kind of lost your way I figure I will help a special person like you, well here you http://www.myspace.com/ No need to thank me just click the link and you will be back in no time.

Not to derail the scintillating flow of conversation, but is Max Payne supposed to be any good? I liked the first game, but don't know if I like Mark Wahlberg so much; the Happening? Planet of the Apes? Huckabees? No thanks. I've had enough.

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Comrades,

Unless I am mistaken, if WealthSpread is made with capitalist (or, Repulican, if you will) pigs, our comrades who remain addicted to their respective Jewish and Islamic opiates will be unable to partake. Oh, wait, with control of the Presidency and both houses of Congress we can force-feed for the public good.

Mmm, the taste of proletarian victory. Who knew it could be so satisfyingly porcine?

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Comrades,

Will my BO increase with the amount of WealthSpread I use? I am currently able to allocate my workschedule in such a way as to maximize travel for the Party. Considering most womyn I meet are likewise fellow travellers and thus more open to free love, I would like to know if my own BO will accordingly become an even stronger pheromone.

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

Will my BO increase with the amount of WealthSpread I use? I am currently able to allocate my workschedule in such a way as to maximize travel for the Party. Considering most womyn I meet are likewise fellow travellers and thus more open to free love, I would like to know if my own BO will accordingly become an even stronger pheromone.

Comrade, Wealthspread tm will alter your BO to make it the smoothe, buttery consistency of brilliantine. You will ooze a sweet, honeylike liquid from your pores and release a pheromone into the air that will make you attractive to the opposite sex of every species on the planet. Such is the greatness of Obamessiah Wealthspread tm.
(I love it that spellcheck recognizes Obamessiah as a legitimate word.)


 
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