Oscars Winners 2009

 

• Best push of a political agenda in a motion picture: "MILK"
• Best Actor: Barack Obama in Hope and Change
• Best Supporting Actor: mainstream Media in Hope and Change
• Best Actress: Barney Frank in Stimulus Package
• Best Foreign Film: Honey, I Shrunk the Border Fence by The DNC
• Best original screenplay: Barack Obama in Grant Park

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Special reporting from the Oscars: General Secretary
 

Best Documentary Short:
Smile Pinkie

Best Makeup:
Hillary Clinton
 

Let us not forget an award for best socially driven animated film of the year.

For eqaulity in entertainment for the masses goes to...


 

The award for best biographical film goes to...


 

The award for the film most likely to have the director sent off to a gulag in the frozen siberian tundra goes to...


 

The award for most insparational film of the Obamessiah...



 

Next year I'll bet best screenplay will be Brokeback Mountain 2 Barry's Song, staring Barack Obama and John Q. Public
 

Best Comedy runner up: The Carter Mondale Story



Best Comedy: The 46 Year Old Political Virgin


 

Best Original Score
"Same Damn Song, Different Key" by The Left (from the movie "Hard Times in Chicago" starring Barack Obama)

runners up
"Dodge me a Bullet" by Barak Obama with the Blagojevich singers (from the movie "Hard Times in Chicago 2" starring Barack Obama)

"Cry me a freakin river" by Al His Preponderance Gore (from the movie "Al Savin' Da Woild" by His Monstrosity Al Gore)

"A Future with Cialis" by Bob Dole and John McCain (from the movie "On the Road to Hanging Chads" by the Republican Party)

"Song of Myself" by Nancy Pelosi, with backing vocals by Ted Kennedy (from the movie "Screw the Public, Let's Party!" by Joe Congress)

"ARGH AIG ARGH" by Sullivan, Willumstad and Liddy (from the movie "And You Want to Bail Out Whom?" by the Obama Group)
 

AmSoc 73

The award for the film most likely to have the director sent off to a gulag in the frozen siberian tundra goes to...





I nominate this epic for the same category. Could also fit in the horror film genre.


 

Citizen's

Best performance as a Party icon? Sean Penn, as the "Jackass", in "Hugo go your way, I'll go mine" !


Publius





 

I think the worst actor reward should go to Ehud Olmert in Operation Kill Palestinians. It was a horrible, capitalist, Zionist, fascist movie. Worst screenplay should for for Stanley Kubrick in The Right Choice Of Israel. Stanley got Jewish roots, that's why he could imagine an election without Hamas.
 

I really think Michael Moore should have won the award for "most strategically planned BS," in Sicko and Susan Sarandon should have won for her role in Gingervitis: how the health care system is failing us one wrinkly red-head at a time.

It would have really been something to see Hilary gracefully sashay down the red carpet. I bet she would wear something really beautiful, like a pant suit with individual trains for each leg. She would probably even wear real pearls, instead of the plastic ones she usually dons.

Just a thought...

Fraulein
 

Fraulein Alyssa

I really think Michael Moore should have won the award for "most strategically planned BS," in Sicko and Susan Sarandon should have won for her role in Gingervitis: how the health care system is failing us one wrinkly red-head at a time.

It would have really been something to see Hilary gracefully sashay down the red carpet. I bet she would wear something really beautiful, like a pant suit with individual trains for each leg. She would probably even wear real pearls, instead of the plastic ones she usually dons.

Just a thought...

Fraulein

Komissar Hillary with a real Pearl Necklace(tm)? I doubt her husband, deposed Prezident Bill, gave it to her unless she begged him for a Pearl Necklace(tm) for her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage. (shudder)

Your Dear Leader,

Kim Jong Illin'
 

There goes that projectile vomit again...

I'm almost to my core weight goal!
 

Fraulein Alyssa

There goes that projectile vomit again...


Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?

Or both?
 

Couldn't find a place to put this best screenshot of the hour....

Look what they've done!:

I pulled this screen shot off Drudge.

Just when I thought it was over.....smoke rises from the pine needles in the forest floor long after the city folk have traveled back to their Blue state.
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

Fraulein Alyssa

There goes that projectile vomit again...


Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?

Or both?



Definitely Her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkly cleavaged self wearing the plasti-pearls.

*spew*
There it is again.
 

Fraulein Alyssa

Zampolit Blokhayev

Fraulein Alyssa

There goes that projectile vomit again...


Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?

Or both?



Definitely Her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkly cleavaged self wearing the plasti-pearls.

*spew*
There it is again.

And to think, the proletariat couldn't understand why Bill was schtupping Monica.
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

Fraulein Alyssa

Zampolit Blokhayev

Fraulein Alyssa

There goes that projectile vomit again...


Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?

Or both?



Definitely Her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkly cleavaged self wearing the plasti-pearls.

*spew*
There it is again.

And to think, the proletariat couldn't understand why Bill was schtupping Monica.



Whoa, Whoa, Whoa there sir. William His Holiness was NOT 'schtupping.' He was being schtupped. Lets place blame where blame is due.

And on that note...

I think it was a combination of Monica's unparalleled beauty, grace, and physique versus Hilary's... lack there of (please don't make me repeat that mess again) that sent William's eyes a'wanderin'.

Frau Frau
 

Kim Jong Illin'

Komissar Hillary with a real Pearl Necklace(tm)? I doubt her husband, deposed Prezident Bill, gave it to her unless she begged him for a Pearl Necklace(tm) for her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage. (shudder)

what?????

I swear this is not my handy work.
 

Been doin' some crunches Hil Hil?
 

Fraulein Alyssa

Been doin' some crunches Hil Hil?

I'm wondering WHO she was cruching!

--
ZB
 

Kim Jong Illin'

Fraulein Alyssa

I really think Michael Moore should have won the award for "most strategically planned BS," in Sicko and Susan Sarandon should have won for her role in Gingervitis: how the health care system is failing us one wrinkly red-head at a time.

It would have really been something to see Hilary gracefully sashay down the red carpet. I bet she would wear something really beautiful, like a pant suit with individual trains for each leg. She would probably even wear real pearls, instead of the plastic ones she usually dons.

Just a thought...

Fraulein

Komissar Hillary with a real Pearl Necklace(tm)? I doubt her husband, deposed Prezident Bill, gave it to her unless she begged him for a Pearl Necklace(tm) for her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage. (shudder)

Your Dear Leader,

Kim Jong Illin'

Dear Leader,

I did not know that ZZ Top belonged to the Party. I thought they only played the Party.