Oscars Winners 2009


![]() | Best push of a political agenda in a motion picture: Best Actor: Best Supporting Actor: Best Actress: Best Foreign Film: Best original screenplay: |

Special reporting from the Oscars: General Secretary


Smile Pinkie
Best Makeup:
Hillary Clinton


For eqaulity in entertainment for the masses goes to...















Best Comedy: The 46 Year Old Political Virgin



"Same Damn Song, Different Key" by The Left (from the movie "Hard Times in Chicago" starring Barack Obama)
runners up
"Dodge me a Bullet" by Barak Obama with the Blagojevich singers (from the movie "Hard Times in Chicago 2" starring Barack Obama)
"Cry me a freakin river" by Al His Preponderance Gore (from the movie "Al Savin' Da Woild" by His Monstrosity Al Gore)
"A Future with Cialis" by Bob Dole and John McCain (from the movie "On the Road to Hanging Chads" by the Republican Party)
"Song of Myself" by Nancy Pelosi, with backing vocals by Ted Kennedy (from the movie "Screw the Public, Let's Party!" by Joe Congress)
"ARGH AIG ARGH" by Sullivan, Willumstad and Liddy (from the movie "And You Want to Bail Out Whom?" by the Obama Group)


AmSoc 73
The award for the film most likely to have the director sent off to a gulag in the frozen siberian tundra goes to...
I nominate this epic for the same category. Could also fit in the horror film genre.



Best performance as a Party icon? Sean Penn, as the "Jackass", in "Hugo go your way, I'll go mine" !
Publius




It would have really been something to see Hilary gracefully sashay down the red carpet. I bet she would wear something really beautiful, like a pant suit with individual trains for each leg. She would probably even wear real pearls, instead of the plastic ones she usually dons.
Just a thought...
Fraulein


Fraulein Alyssa
I really think Michael Moore should have won the award for "most strategically planned BS," in Sicko and Susan Sarandon should have won for her role in Gingervitis: how the health care system is failing us one wrinkly red-head at a time.It would have really been something to see Hilary gracefully sashay down the red carpet. I bet she would wear something really beautiful, like a pant suit with individual trains for each leg. She would probably even wear real pearls, instead of the plastic ones she usually dons.
Just a thought...
Fraulein
Komissar Hillary with a real Pearl Necklace(tm)? I doubt her husband, deposed Prezident Bill, gave it to her unless she begged him for a Pearl Necklace(tm) for her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage. (shudder)
Your Dear Leader,
Kim Jong Illin'

I'm almost to my core weight goal!


Fraulein Alyssa
There goes that projectile vomit again...Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?
Or both?


Look what they've done!:

I pulled this screen shot off Drudge.
Just when I thought it was over.....smoke rises from the pine needles in the forest floor long after the city folk have traveled back to their Blue state.

Zampolit Blokhayev
Fraulein Alyssa
There goes that projectile vomit again...Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?
Or both?
Definitely Her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkly cleavaged self wearing the plasti-pearls.
*spew*
There it is again.


Fraulein Alyssa
Zampolit Blokhayev
Fraulein Alyssa
There goes that projectile vomit again...Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?
Or both?
Definitely Her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkly cleavaged self wearing the plasti-pearls.
*spew*
There it is again.
And to think, the proletariat couldn't understand why Bill was schtupping Monica.

Zampolit Blokhayev
Fraulein Alyssa
Zampolit Blokhayev
Fraulein Alyssa
There goes that projectile vomit again...Would that be due to the thought of a Pearl Necklace™ or the thought of Her Excellency's age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage?
Or both?
Definitely Her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkly cleavaged self wearing the plasti-pearls.
*spew*
There it is again.
And to think, the proletariat couldn't understand why Bill was schtupping Monica.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa there sir. William His Holiness was NOT 'schtupping.' He was being schtupped. Lets place blame where blame is due.
And on that note...
I think it was a combination of Monica's unparalleled beauty, grace, and physique versus Hilary's... lack there of (please don't make me repeat that mess again) that sent William's eyes a'wanderin'.
Frau Frau


Kim Jong Illin'
Komissar Hillary with a real Pearl Necklace(tm)? I doubt her husband, deposed Prezident Bill, gave it to her unless she begged him for a Pearl Necklace(tm) for her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage. (shudder)what?????

I swear this is not my handy work.



Fraulein Alyssa
Been doin' some crunches Hil Hil?I'm wondering WHO she was cruching!
--
ZB


Kim Jong Illin'
Fraulein Alyssa
I really think Michael Moore should have won the award for "most strategically planned BS," in Sicko and Susan Sarandon should have won for her role in Gingervitis: how the health care system is failing us one wrinkly red-head at a time.It would have really been something to see Hilary gracefully sashay down the red carpet. I bet she would wear something really beautiful, like a pant suit with individual trains for each leg. She would probably even wear real pearls, instead of the plastic ones she usually dons.
Just a thought...
Fraulein
Komissar Hillary with a real Pearl Necklace(tm)? I doubt her husband, deposed Prezident Bill, gave it to her unless she begged him for a Pearl Necklace(tm) for her age-spotted, saggy, wrinkled cleavage. (shudder)
Your Dear Leader,
Kim Jong Illin'
Dear Leader,
I did not know that ZZ Top belonged to the Party. I thought they only played the Party.