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PJTV Video Interview with the Author of Shakedown Socialism

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Video Interview on PJTV with Alexis Garcia
Shakedown Socialism in America (12 min)

Watch it now for free - after seven days the video will be go to the "subscribers' heaven" on PJTV and you'll have to pay for watching it!

I'm told it came out fine, although as the interviewee I felt that the filming ended before I began to talk. Next time I'll use shorter sound bites. Or try to talk faster. Or borrow a teleprompter from somebody.

I'm also told that my monotone and the expressionless face work in a deadpan sort of way for people who know me, but others might tune out too early to benefit. My answer to that is that if they think my voice is monotone, let them hear me type! Besides, that expressionlessness is used to disguise my very emotional gentle side - except when it's used to disguise my wild and crazy Party animal side.

Come to think of it, all written text is monotone on the surface - until you start reading it. That's why I illustrate my stories with pictures. For the same reason PJTV producers must have illustrated the video with some archive footage, for which I am grateful.

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Just watched the PJTV interview and shall refrain from commenting on the yumminess of Alexis Garcia... or did I just do that?...

Anywhoot, you wanna know when I really knew the Peoples Director was telling the truth? When I really, really knew he was telling the truth?

When I saw we had the same haircut...

His jacket would be a little "out of sorts" at the Peoples Pork Collective though.

Just sayin...

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Deadpan is a great technique because nobody knows whether you are serious or not, also raises individual curiosity levels.
Could not see it myself, still trying to work with the [morons] staff of PJTV to confirm or deny my password. This is not our first trip around the dance the floor on this one!

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My e-mail's not working today, probably because of the heathen capitalist orgy of Cyber Monday, but I enjoyed this video, would've liked to see more, and I think you look sharp and sound good.

You look and sound like someone who wrote that book, a magnificent piece of work.

That said, a monotone or deadpan never occurred to me. I'm already impressed beyond belief by your ability to fluently communicate complex thoughts in a second language, so I can easily forgive any supposed lack of emotion. It's not like you're auditioning for Shakespeare.

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Marxist Christ!

Comrade Red Square, your dashing looks make you a prime candidate in the People's Dating Service!

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Indeed it is why he is our glorious leader here at The Cube ™ Image .

Imagine being able to speak coherently and solve The People's Cube ™ Image at the same time.

Excellent interview. You should write more books so we get to experience more interviews more often.

I almost Spew my Party approved People's mashed excrement ration ... How the hell did we forgot to prevent this security breach
Thankfully we received instruction from the Inner Party central office and are in condition to make this statement :
Dear members of the People's Cube,
The face you saw wasn't the one of Comrade Red Square, on the contrary it was a hired capitalist pig actor who was used to fool the public ... for the glorious Red Square moustache would have hinted the non-existent US IN-Intelligence system to investigate the Kube.

So now go and buy this book you useful idiots ... the party needs the money to brain wash educate the masses.
I have no responsability for missing to my duty to ensure Red Square secret Identity ... it wasn't my fault I had received no order to do so .... please don't send me to Siberia AGAIN ............

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Red Square, have you ever seen the James Bond movie " You Only Live Twice "?

You would make a wonderful Ernst Stavro Blofeld !

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Red Square....You jump in it. But mind the giraffes !

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I've not been so excited since I saw Patrick Henry hold the Cube while posing with Red Square when Red Square visited me in his cross-country "Red Square Slept Here" tour.

AWESOME. --KOOK

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Red, baby,
Besides the monotone, perhaps we should discuss that phony sounding accent. If you really want to sound authentic, you need to take lessons. Here's lesson one with a world renowned expert. Listen and practice.


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Comrade Red Square,

As handsome as you may be, I still cannot but worry about your eerie resemblance to this particular thoughtcriminal.

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:When I saw we had the same haircut

Wonderful, comrades!!! I too share the haircut of our glorious propaganda minister.

Perhaps the equal distribution of follicles will be part of Obama-Care.

Or maybe I will add just add my mark to the forehead as my comrades...

Gorbachev
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Unaware of this discussion, but for the same reason, El Marko just sent me this picture he found on Drudge Report.

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Books? I have no time for books. I'm waiting for the movie version of Shakedown Socialism starring Matt Damon as Comrade Red and Vin Diesel as Laika. Perhaps directed by James Cameron? or maybe Michael Moore?

Until then I'll make do with this educational video which just about sums up all my political and economic views at once:


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Red Square wrote: Image

Oh please, please... can't someone with photoshop wizardry make Putin into Batman and Medvevlad into Robin? Oh that would be so delightful. My heart will chuckle and emit small noises heard in the pantry.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:Until then I'll make do with this educational video which just about sums up all my political and economic views at once:
Thank you for reminding me of the psychological trauma I experienced after being forced to watch Soviet popular music performers on the only available TV channel.


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AbecedariusRex wrote:Books? I have no time for books. I'm waiting for the movie version of Shakedown Socialism starring Matt Damon as Comrade Red and Vin Diesel as Laika.
Matt Damon--that whiny little puke? No way. We want a bald actor who can emote and do Shakespeare. The actor who made it sexy to have less hair to comb and more face to wash--and just with the sound of his voice which, even if done in a deadpan drone, would still turn me into a bubbling hot puddle with my red headscarf floating on the surface.

I refer, of course, to Patrick Stewart.
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Oh yes, how I love to hear him call out, "Maximum firepower!"

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Dear dear Red Square, you must tell us, how is that tiny shrunken giraffe doing? He is so cute. You should bring him to the People's Cube Winter Solstice gathering.

There interview was delightful (and I saw no deadpans. I saw an involved and deeply thoughtful serious comrade speaking on the glorious of the Homeland. (cough spit). I saw a handsome young man who is far superior to Comrade Putin, more stylish than Gorbachev and much more entertaining than Patrick Steward. And while I'm thinking of it, are we not due a raise of some sort???

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Comrades,

Why the need for actors? They will only provide their impression of what they think is the essence of a character.

A much similar experience to a simulated diamond. Not the real thing, of no benefit to anybody.

Kind of a fraud, which Red Square is certainly not.

Why not put all the actors names in a giant drum and have a drawing?

It makes no difference who the fakir is.


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Speaking of being forced to watch Soviet pop music, here's one useful idiot who was well-treated by the former regime, and now he modernized his act and does "Born in the USSR" to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA." The message of the song is the collectivist "my country, right or wrong." Springsteen's misguided sarcasm is replaced by just as misguided Soviet jingoism.

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It seems this useful idiot is also stuck in the '80's, with his Olivia Newton-John sweat band. All he needs are some nice red tights.

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Red Square wrote:Thank you for reminding me of the psychological trauma I experienced after being forced to watch Soviet popular music performers on the only available TV channel.

Comrade, Red Square. Do not think for a minute that the People's of the former Soviet Socialist Republic were the only ones who were forced to watch popular Soviet music.

Bang! Bang!

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Opulence, you has it. That's my favorite comparisson of the bunch, Red. Though, you do earily look like Putin. I guess I shouldn't have sent you that message on facebook asking you to tell me more about the evils of Putin. I guess I should bring a Geiger counter the next time I go for sushi, eh?

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Congratulations on a well done interview, Comrade Red Square, darlink! When I played the interview backwards, I learned the real truth. *wink-wink* I look forward to reading between the lines of your new book.

While the other women have commented on your good looks, my red heart melts listening to your accent.

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Seriously speaking,
I thought the interview was good. I was amazed by how good you spoke english for someone who lived most of their life in Russia, most people I know who lived their whole lives in America still do not speak english that well.

I hope you get more interviews soon. Where is that slacking MSNBC Czar at?

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I'm going to write what I think as I watch the video.

I get a yuck out of your first statement Red, a place where someone always took care of you, essentially a nanny state where it was like a childhood paradise. How scary an idea considering some of the folks I know/see on a daily basis.

You mention Obama rambling Cold War rhetoric. That reminds me of that video of Him babbling about ICBMs and taking them off "hair-trigger alert". What a schmuck.

I never thought of the People's Cube being color-blind friendly, but it is!


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Red Rooster, you silly goose, The Cube needs no bail out. It is supported by The People ™ . Or else!

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I did not write. Pravada did. However it should be considered that you....

Give NOW!! You wretched comrade, just as the article says, give now or we'll cut off your Elvis locks. This is Party way. But of course, if you have a certain knowledge of a certain commissars whom visits your providence regularly, you may see fit to emphasize your love of the party in a certain way....

Then comrade, your utopia, will exist.

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Show my love in a "certain way?" Sorry Red (can I call you Red?), but as with all loyal party members, I only "drop the soap" for Obama . . . well, maybe for Hilary and Nancy. But that's it! Nobody else!

Thanks your divine cubeness for such a great interview. Sadly, many Americans have no idea what the cold war was about and the oppression of the USSR. Most of the little darlings of today who embrace Che and other like ass clowns only reference iconic and romantic revisionist history chimed to them from the progressive elites who teach in ivory towers.

Its amazing how short the American attention span is and how easily they are fooled.

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[img]/red/images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] Wisdom has no place in the myopic world of the Progressive. Thanks to liberal-based public education and MSM, that attitude has spread throughout much of our society.....as per electing Obama as President.

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che.mao.joe wrote:
Its amazing how short the American attention span is and how easily they are fooled.

What? What were you sayin --- oh look, a funny YouTube video! ...


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Krasnodar wrote:Image Wisdom has no place in the myopic world of the Progressive. Thanks to liberal-based public education and MSM, that attitude has spread throughout much of our society.....as per electing Obama as President.

Is Komrade Krasndor getting more than his fair shar if vodka rath=ions? (*Hic!*) Excuse me. Ahrrrmmmm....

COMRADE!!!! You must not divulge state secret Secrets! We are busy trying to manifest People's Justice and Freedom from Want. The Glorious World of Next Tuesday awaits...

Hail Obama!

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Whoo! Red, you are hot! ;-) Much cuter than Putin or Stewart, I think.

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Now waiting anxiously for my copy of our glorious leader's own Little Red Book (It is red, isn't it? ;-) )

AbecedariusRex wrote:Books? I have no time for books. I'm waiting for the movie version of Shakedown Socialism starring Matt Damon as Comrade Red and Vin Diesel as Laika. Perhaps directed by James Cameron? or maybe Michael Moore?

Until then I'll make do with this educational video which just about sums up all my political and economic views at once:

I denounce the Commission of Musical Propaganda™ for placing a filthy Amerrikkkan animatronic in place of a Real Soviet Worker™.By the way, a great summing. I could not be more agree, specially around 2:00[floatleft][attachment=0]MarXmas.png[/attachment][/floatleft]

Red Square wrote:Speaking of being forced to watch Soviet pop music, here's one useful idiot who was well-treated by the former regime, and now he modernized his act and does "Born in the USSR" to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA." The message of the song is the collectivist "my country, right or wrong." Springsteen's misguided sarcasm is replaced by just as misguided Soviet jingoism.

Now I'm starting to understand the appointment of John Bon Jovi as a White House's Community Manager...

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The BRoCOLi wrote:I denounce the Commission of Musical Propaganda™ for placing a filthy Amerrikkkan animatronic in place of a Real Soviet Worker™.[floatleft][attachment=0]MarXmas.png[/attachment][/floatleft]

By Lenin (to be sung to the same tune as "By Menin"), "The Commissioner of Musical Propaganda." I like the sound of that title - though maybe "The High Commissioner of Musical Propaganda" might be better given my current sleep deprivation.

To inaugurate my new position as High Commissioner of Musical Propaganda here is an educational video showing my THE PARTY'S excellent taste in music:


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Until then I'll make do with this educational video which just about sums up all my political and economic views at once

Profoundly stated, Comrade Abecedarius. I shall make this video my next Glorious Project. There is so much to analyze here it should keep me busy for the next year.

One thing troubles me, however. Has the singing comrade truly represented the Marxist dialectic within his performance? Was it in the AIIIIIEEEOOOs, or the lah lah lahs?


 
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