Socialist Prog Repeller



Protect your yard from Communists, Socialists, Occupussies, Unions, Anarchists, Hippies, Global warmists, and Islamists
Keep socialist pests away with this odor-activated talking device that reads such irritating pre-recorded messages as:
• Life isn't fair.
• Work starts at 7am.
• Why don't you pitch in and help out?
• Grab a shovel or a hammer.
• Remember to shower once a day.
• Progress is not what you think it is.
• Nobody owes you anything.
• The earth is just fine, thank you.
• Obama is not a god.
• Marxism is just an outdated conspiracy theory.
Scare progs away and keep your neighborhood clean of leftist pestilence.
Special thanks to General Secretary for the idea



Add a free hand soap dispenser on the side along with some local help wanted job applications and it will truly be full-proof.





And for your mothers:

As everyone in the Collective should be aware, it is my policy to award Beet of the Week no more than once in a thread. To do otherwise would foster greed among the proles, and make the whole award program look cheap and easy, which in turn might lead people to think its administrator is just as cheap and easy. That means Red Square and General Secretary will have to share this honor, along with the bumpersticker. I leave it to them to figure out how they want to do that.
But if all they're going to do is fight about it, then I shall have no choice but to settle it by tearing Commodore Snoogie-Woogums in half.
Then they can fight over who gets the half with the diaper.






“He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you’re not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman.”
—Henri Leclerc, defense attorney for French financier Dominique Strauss-Kahn, responding to claims that his client participated in a naked orgy in Lille, France, that was paid for with embezzled public funds. Mr. Strauss-Kahn’s political career was previously ruined by rape accusations made by a New York hotel maid last year.


Close.
I shall purchase one, can we use coupons and beet credits?
A WIC?
Anything?



For those who can't obtain a prog repeller, there are many words that when spoken, will send those of the leftist persuasion on their merry way, among which are :
Responsibility
Accountability
Morality
Liberty
Freedom
Constitution
These singular words, and the ideals they encompass, are sure to convince most liberals that further conversation with you is pointless.
Problem solved.
Helpful hint: To remove those who are heavily stained by Marxist liberalism, just mention anyone or anything Biblical.......... works every time !
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Reason: Wholesale compositional incompetency


Krasnodar

For those who can't obtain a prog repeller, there are many words that when spoken, will send those of the leftist persuasion on their merry way, among which are :
Responsibility
Accountability
Morality
Liberty
Freedom
Constitution
These singular words, and the ideals they encompass, are sure to convince most liberals that further conversation with you is pointless.
Problem solved.
Helpful hint: To remove those who are heavily stained by Marxist liberalism, just mention anyone or anything Biblical.......... works every time !
Edited 3x times
Reason: Wholesale compositional incompetency
Careful there, comrade. In some progressively ruled districts, mentioning anything Biblical is prosecuted as a hate crime.














"I won't lie to you" = "let me be clear"
Sound familiar?


Carter? Ahmadinejad from Iran?
Wait I got it. The Muslim currently in Office in the USA.


Maybe you should add: "Soap: It won't kill you."


Vrag Naroda
I need one of those.Maybe you should add: "Soap: It won't kill you."
It's the thought comrade, the thought.


Commissarka Pinkie
Congratulations, Red Square and General Secretary! You are the latest recipients of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!As everyone in the Collective should be aware, it is my policy to award Beet of the Week no more than once in a thread. To do otherwise would foster greed among the proles, and make the whole award program look cheap and easy, which in turn might lead people to think its administrator is just as cheap and easy. That means Red Square and General Secretary will have to share this honor, along with the bumpersticker. I leave it to them to figure out how they want to do that.
But if all they're going to do is fight about it, then I shall have no choice but to settle it by tearing Commodore Snoogie-Woogums in half.
Then they can fight over who gets the half with the diaper. Comrade Pinkie, can't you just cut Snoogie Woogums in half vertically? Just sayin'.