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 | After the "progressive" spokespersons at MSNBC and elsewhere labeled the Tea Party movement "Teabaggers," dismissing their opposition to socialism as deviant sexual practice, many began to wonder what equally deviant term could be applied in retaliation to the "progressives." Suggestions made at the People's Cube later turned up on Breitbart's Big Hollywood. But the "culinary" term didn't catch on, apparently because proponents of individual liberties are largely ignorant of collectivist sexual practices. That may change with the latest Fistgate scandal, which exposed Obama's Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jenning's proclivity to teach young children such non-conventional sexual techniques as fisting. |
It's obvious, isn't it, that the progressives' other name is and always has been FISTERS! The science is settled. The debate is over. As an added bonus, it explains what all the fists on the progressive posters really mean. Every time you raise a fist at a rally for this or that burning issue, remember that the issue is not the issue: FISTING is the issue! What do we want? Fisting! When do we want it? Now!
If you're still not convinced, see progressive blog FIST YOUTH - the latest exploit of the old perverts at the communist Workers World Party, who were the force behind massive anti-Bush rallies in this country and across the world. From the FIST YOUTH brochure (PDF): Could they be any clearer? MARXISM IS ALL ABOUT FISTING!
FIST YOUTH organized this rally of students and faculty at Hunter College in New York. Notice the telling fists on their signs and T-shirts. I guess we could all use some good old-fashioned fisting now and then. To clarify further, we have prepared a set of visual agitation materials and illustrations. HOW TO FIST AMERIKKKA FROM BELOW "Fisting for Dummies" by Kevin Jennings.
Undocumented workers: ANAL RAPE NOW!
Yet another school made safe for future fisting by Kevin Jennings:
The First Couple fisting in a threesome with the Teleprompter
And finally, Fister-in-Chief:
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WE ARE PROG! YOU WILL BE ASS-FISTED! Click here for a larger image.
FIST ON!
FISTERS OF THE WHIRLD UNITE!!!
Excellent!
FISTERS OF THE WHIRLD UNITE!!!
Excellent!
uhhhhhh.....nevermind. ;-)
Caution: Fisters for 1/2 mile
Perhaps Obama and his czars can utilize their rich ass-fisting experience in Afghanistan, dealing with the Taliban and capturing Bin Laden. Unfortunately, this is the closest they can come to building "Barry’s Deadly Drone Strike Kit." The good news is, no one in the progressive community will ever see fisting as "torture."
Perhaps Obama and his czars can utilize their rich ass-fisting experience in Afghanistan, dealing with the Taliban and capturing Bin Laden. Unfortunately, this is the closest they can come to building "Barry’s Deadly Drone Strike Kit." The good news is, no one in the progressive community will ever see fisting as "torture."
Googling "marx fisting"...
Src: http://leninfisting.blogspot.com/
Lenin’s Fist?
Recall the aggressively tasteless introduction to Slavoj Zizek’s Parallax View. He situates Hegelian dialectics about the practice of fist-fucking – a concept that, since Foucault, philosophy hasn’t been able to do without! ‘Fist-fucking’, he writes, introduces ‘an impossible synthesis of hand (the organ of instrumental activity and hard work) and vagina (the organ of “spontaneous” passive generation).’ He continues:
The fist (the focus of purposeful work, the hand as the most tightly controlled and trained part of our body) replaces the phallus (the organ out of our conscious control par excellence, since its erection comes and goes independently of our will) is a kind of correlate to somebody who approaches a state that should emerge “spontaneously” in a well-planned instrumental way...
In lieu of this, what is Lenin’s fist? What does it mean to be fist-fucked by Lenin?
Lenin’s fist is the becoming rational and instrumental of the Left – the imperative of order made explicit in his 1917 letters – it is the resuscitation of the sharpened Communist Hypothesis.
Political philosophy should not be written under the strains of an erection but with a balled fist. So, that’s what this blog is about, my attempt to fist-fuck the pathologically neoliberal, narcissistically managerial, parliamentary-democratic ideology of our economico-symbolic machine.
POSTED BY MARK AT 6:31 AM 0 COMMENTS
LABELS: BLOG, FISTING, LENIN, ZIZEK
SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 2009
Src: http://tenpercent.wordpress.com/2007/07 ... l-fisting/
AND THE GRAND FINALE!!!
From: http://www.zazzle.com/gay_art
Src: http://leninfisting.blogspot.com/
Quote:
By way of a fistingLenin’s Fist?
Recall the aggressively tasteless introduction to Slavoj Zizek’s Parallax View. He situates Hegelian dialectics about the practice of fist-fucking – a concept that, since Foucault, philosophy hasn’t been able to do without! ‘Fist-fucking’, he writes, introduces ‘an impossible synthesis of hand (the organ of instrumental activity and hard work) and vagina (the organ of “spontaneous” passive generation).’ He continues:
The fist (the focus of purposeful work, the hand as the most tightly controlled and trained part of our body) replaces the phallus (the organ out of our conscious control par excellence, since its erection comes and goes independently of our will) is a kind of correlate to somebody who approaches a state that should emerge “spontaneously” in a well-planned instrumental way...
In lieu of this, what is Lenin’s fist? What does it mean to be fist-fucked by Lenin?
Lenin’s fist is the becoming rational and instrumental of the Left – the imperative of order made explicit in his 1917 letters – it is the resuscitation of the sharpened Communist Hypothesis.
Political philosophy should not be written under the strains of an erection but with a balled fist. So, that’s what this blog is about, my attempt to fist-fuck the pathologically neoliberal, narcissistically managerial, parliamentary-democratic ideology of our economico-symbolic machine.
POSTED BY MARK AT 6:31 AM 0 COMMENTS
LABELS: BLOG, FISTING, LENIN, ZIZEK
SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 2009
Src: http://tenpercent.wordpress.com/2007/07 ... l-fisting/
AND THE GRAND FINALE!!!
From: http://www.zazzle.com/gay_art
My contribution to posterity...
GLORIOUS!!! THIS IS EXCELLENT COMRADE RED SQUARE!
Our fellow Comrade Andy Stern once said, "Our theme of our convention is justice for all. It's a recognition that the words 'workers of the world unite,' can no longer just be a slogan."
Yes, "workers of the world, unite" is no longer just a slogan, the more modern and up-to-date slogan is: Fisters of the World, Unite!
We need more equality and social-justice fisting!
FISTERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Our fellow Comrade Andy Stern once said, "Our theme of our convention is justice for all. It's a recognition that the words 'workers of the world unite,' can no longer just be a slogan."
Yes, "workers of the world, unite" is no longer just a slogan, the more modern and up-to-date slogan is: Fisters of the World, Unite!
We need more equality and social-justice fisting!
FISTERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Most equal, Maksim!
“A specter is haunting America - the specter of fisting.” Karl Marx
“The history of all previous societies has been the history of class fisting.” Karl Marx
“In short, the Communists everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing social and political order of things. In all these movements, they bring to the front, as the leading question in each, the fisting question, no matter what its degree of development at the time.” Karl Marx
“The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to fisting.” Karl Marx
“The proletarians have nothing to lose but their anal sphincters. They have a world to fist.” Karl Marx
“The charges against fisting made from a religious, a philosophical and, generally, from an ideological standpoint, are not deserving of serious examination…. let us have done with the bourgeois objections to fisting.” Karl Marx
“You must, therefore, confess that by "individual" you mean no other person than the bourgeois, than the middle-class owner of property. This person must, indeed, be fisted out of the way, and made impossible.” Karl Marx
Do you charge us with wanting to proceed with fisting of children by their teachers? To this crime we plead guilty.” Karl Marx
- http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3022
“I long to fist the One Who rules from above.” Karl Marx
"And still, you personified mankind, I may take you by the power of my mighty fist and crush with fierce force. In the meantime, as the abyss gapes before me and you in the darkness, You will fall in it and I’ll follow you, Laughing and whispering into your ear: “Come down with me, friend!” Karl Marx
- http://www.forerunner.com/predvestnik/X ... _Marx.html
“The history of all previous societies has been the history of class fisting.” Karl Marx
“In short, the Communists everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing social and political order of things. In all these movements, they bring to the front, as the leading question in each, the fisting question, no matter what its degree of development at the time.” Karl Marx
“The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to fisting.” Karl Marx
“The proletarians have nothing to lose but their anal sphincters. They have a world to fist.” Karl Marx
“The charges against fisting made from a religious, a philosophical and, generally, from an ideological standpoint, are not deserving of serious examination…. let us have done with the bourgeois objections to fisting.” Karl Marx
“You must, therefore, confess that by "individual" you mean no other person than the bourgeois, than the middle-class owner of property. This person must, indeed, be fisted out of the way, and made impossible.” Karl Marx
Do you charge us with wanting to proceed with fisting of children by their teachers? To this crime we plead guilty.” Karl Marx
- http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3022
“I long to fist the One Who rules from above.” Karl Marx
"And still, you personified mankind, I may take you by the power of my mighty fist and crush with fierce force. In the meantime, as the abyss gapes before me and you in the darkness, You will fall in it and I’ll follow you, Laughing and whispering into your ear: “Come down with me, friend!” Karl Marx
- http://www.forerunner.com/predvestnik/X ... _Marx.html
Another rally organized by FIST YOUTH: Fisting for Palestine.
Glorious comrades, now is the time to raise our colon scented fists in protest!
And to hand out free copies of the inalienable truths of the Cowmmunist Mani-Fisto!
Although as a Cowmmunist, I'll have to stick to hoofing!
And to hand out free copies of the inalienable truths of the Cowmmunist Mani-Fisto!
Although as a Cowmmunist, I'll have to stick to hoofing!
Superb illustrations all around, comrades! Equality in excellence! (Or do I mean excellence in equality?) Either way, I can't make up my mind which one of you should get Beet of the Week, so I, in keeping with my world-renowned benevolence and generosity, hereby bestow it on all three of you: Red Square, Red Rooster, and Superkommissar Maksim!
You shall all share in this glory. I leave it to you three to decide, whether by rock-scissors-paper or straws or random number generator or feathers dipped in poisoned Putinka and rammed down each other's throats, who gets to display this on his mantelpiece on which day of the week.
And speaking of scissors, you will need them to cut this into three pieces for your moms:
You may ask, what brings on this thick slathering of wealthspread from Pinkie, who usually believes that if anyone should be given anything, it should be given by the state?
Well, 'tis the season, you know. That time of year when people all around the world observe the birth of a great man who, once upon a time long ago, came among us and taught us about the importance of sharing, of giving, of sacrifice, and all to the glory of something bigger, nay, greater than each and every one of us. He brought us hope and good news of a new world to come, in which the walls of old would fall down and be swept away to make way for a vast shining community of one purpose and faithful servitude to one higher power, that in its omnivorous grace will forever provide us with everything we could ever need or want.
I speak, of course, of Comrade Stalin and The Party.
Happy 131st Birthday, Unky Joe!
Love, your Progressively devoted Pinkie
You shall all share in this glory. I leave it to you three to decide, whether by rock-scissors-paper or straws or random number generator or feathers dipped in poisoned Putinka and rammed down each other's throats, who gets to display this on his mantelpiece on which day of the week.
And speaking of scissors, you will need them to cut this into three pieces for your moms:
You may ask, what brings on this thick slathering of wealthspread from Pinkie, who usually believes that if anyone should be given anything, it should be given by the state?
Well, 'tis the season, you know. That time of year when people all around the world observe the birth of a great man who, once upon a time long ago, came among us and taught us about the importance of sharing, of giving, of sacrifice, and all to the glory of something bigger, nay, greater than each and every one of us. He brought us hope and good news of a new world to come, in which the walls of old would fall down and be swept away to make way for a vast shining community of one purpose and faithful servitude to one higher power, that in its omnivorous grace will forever provide us with everything we could ever need or want.
I speak, of course, of Comrade Stalin and The Party.
Happy 131st Birthday, Unky Joe!
Love, your Progressively devoted Pinkie
You Glorious Genius!
F'ing. Perfect.
Fister's version of Mecca...At least once in their lifetime, they must visit THE BIG FIST.....
Fisters wanted.......
F'ing. Perfect.
Fister's version of Mecca...At least once in their lifetime, they must visit THE BIG FIST.....
Fisters wanted.......
Comrades, I have found that this is ALREADY catching on with our minions of Party faithful:
Comrades,
Your words on this all too true!
I have gone through our secret files and found even more about the early start of this fisting
True you can not see the fist- but you can see his reaction on getting it
If we go back even further then we can see the early stages of the fist.
Here Papa Joe is using more a fist with a finger. Perhaps this was used to prepare one for the fist.
Your words on this all too true!
I have gone through our secret files and found even more about the early start of this fisting
True you can not see the fist- but you can see his reaction on getting it
If we go back even further then we can see the early stages of the fist.
Here Papa Joe is using more a fist with a finger. Perhaps this was used to prepare one for the fist.
I'm trying to get the scene at Pink Taco, Los Angeles, out of my head but it is persistent. It probably went like this:
"One size fits all and only slightly stained."
But then there's this:
"Yes, Hugo, a little further and harder. Now clench it and rotate. Ay caramba! You got it, that's the spot."
"One size fits all and only slightly stained."
But then there's this:
"Yes, Hugo, a little further and harder. Now clench it and rotate. Ay caramba! You got it, that's the spot."
It may just be a “chicken or egg” argument, but it seems to me that fisting always starts a liberal movement.
I think I'm beginning to understand. Obama doesn't bow to whoever is receiving him. He's really bending over to receive someone behind him.
In fact . . .
. . . maybe that really is what it looks like.
In fact . . .
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. . . maybe that really is what it looks like.
Red Square
I'm trying to get the scene at Pink Taco, Los Angeles, out of my head but it is persistent. It probably went like this:"One size fits all and only slightly stained."
But then there's this:
"Yes, Hugo, a little further and harder. Now clench it and rotate. Ay caramba! You got it, that's the spot."
Dead on.
Here's each of them healing from the brutal fisting they gave each other. Shocked and subdued by what just occured..........
I found this bumper sticker on Zazzle - perhaps a rejected campaign logo. Too bad they didn't use it officially. What's up with the brown fist? Does this mean "before and after"?
And I don't even want to know the story behind the next picture...
And I don't even want to know the story behind the next picture...
Islamic freedom fighters join the fight...
Who say's progs aren't festive? Here's the perfect greeting card for the perfect prog.
Russian National-Bolsheviks are having a blast...
Comrades,
While talk and media are inspiring and show us where it begins, I demand to know how hard it ends. We dedicated Fisters must seize Price-Pfister to remove the Price and bring Free-Pfister to the masses!
Suggested Fisters' insta-protest chant:
How do we want it? Hard!
When do we want it? Now!
As a people's company, Free-Pfister's managing drips would become the standard by which other people's means of production will be run. Not only would the people's plumbing become reliable and affordable (free!), nationalization would serve both corporate-industrial and psychological purposes: cleaning up the public, private, and plumbing sectors by pumping in and pumping out. Flush the capitalists out of the body public!
Only by forcefully penetrating the malodorous, gaping, constricting orifice of capitalism can we plumb ever deeper depths of reactionary capitalism's crapulous powers of seduction.
Comrades, when we finally drive it to the hilt, then can we most effectively identify and activate the oppressed bottom classes to gird their loins with the enema of revolution by which we shall be victorious, in the end!
Pfisters of the world, don't Price, unite!
While talk and media are inspiring and show us where it begins, I demand to know how hard it ends. We dedicated Fisters must seize Price-Pfister to remove the Price and bring Free-Pfister to the masses!
Suggested Fisters' insta-protest chant:
How do we want it? Hard!
When do we want it? Now!
As a people's company, Free-Pfister's managing drips would become the standard by which other people's means of production will be run. Not only would the people's plumbing become reliable and affordable (free!), nationalization would serve both corporate-industrial and psychological purposes: cleaning up the public, private, and plumbing sectors by pumping in and pumping out. Flush the capitalists out of the body public!
Only by forcefully penetrating the malodorous, gaping, constricting orifice of capitalism can we plumb ever deeper depths of reactionary capitalism's crapulous powers of seduction.
Comrades, when we finally drive it to the hilt, then can we most effectively identify and activate the oppressed bottom classes to gird their loins with the enema of revolution by which we shall be victorious, in the end!
Pfisters of the world, don't Price, unite!
As hard as we View it...
hai, so desu
in reference to whoopies fist holster...
all i can say is...
"it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
...at least that's what i heard
gomennasai,
emperor kakubakuhatsu
in reference to whoopies fist holster...
all i can say is...
"it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
...at least that's what i heard
gomennasai,
emperor kakubakuhatsu
See: Fister Update:
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Fellow Fister, Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), demands US Attorney locks up critic for five years or Can dish it out but can't take it Congressman
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Favorite liberal and Fellow Fister of the left. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), has taken "offense" from one of his many critics.
So much so, he has asked the US Attorney to fine and imprisoned for five years his critic, Langley.
His "Fister" response is to a website with the domain name mycongressmanisnuts.com, started by Langley, a Republican in Florida.
Article:
In fact, U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando took such offense at a parody website aimed at unseating him that the freshman Democrat has asked that U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder investigate the Lake County activist who started the anti-Grayson website “mycongressmanisnuts.com.”
Specifically, Grayson accuses Republican activist Angie Langley of lying to federal elections. His four-page complaint highlights the fact that the Clermont resident lives outside his district, but that Langley still uses the term “my” in “mycongressmanisnuts.com.”
“Ms. Langley has deliberately masqueraded as a constituent of mine, in order to try to create the false appearance that she speaks for constituents who don’t support me,” writes Grayson. “[She] has chosen a name for her committee that is utterly tasteless and juvenile.”
Grayson’s office did not respond with comment other than to confirm the letter exists — including its request that Langley be fined and “imprisoned for five years.”
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Grayson's office did not comment on whether or not, the critic needs a "good liberal old fashioned" fisting. Comrades, we feel they do!
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Fellow Fister, Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), demands US Attorney locks up critic for five years or Can dish it out but can't take it Congressman
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Favorite liberal and Fellow Fister of the left. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), has taken "offense" from one of his many critics.
So much so, he has asked the US Attorney to fine and imprisoned for five years his critic, Langley.
His "Fister" response is to a website with the domain name mycongressmanisnuts.com, started by Langley, a Republican in Florida.
Article:
In fact, U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando took such offense at a parody website aimed at unseating him that the freshman Democrat has asked that U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder investigate the Lake County activist who started the anti-Grayson website “mycongressmanisnuts.com.”
Specifically, Grayson accuses Republican activist Angie Langley of lying to federal elections. His four-page complaint highlights the fact that the Clermont resident lives outside his district, but that Langley still uses the term “my” in “mycongressmanisnuts.com.”
“Ms. Langley has deliberately masqueraded as a constituent of mine, in order to try to create the false appearance that she speaks for constituents who don’t support me,” writes Grayson. “[She] has chosen a name for her committee that is utterly tasteless and juvenile.”
Grayson’s office did not respond with comment other than to confirm the letter exists — including its request that Langley be fined and “imprisoned for five years.”
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Grayson's office did not comment on whether or not, the critic needs a "good liberal old fashioned" fisting. Comrades, we feel they do!
Call me an Old-Fashioned Leninist, but this
seems much more appealing than this
Furthermore, the spokes-prole of our Maximum Leader has pointed out that this
has had the unexpected (by our Maximum Leader) effect of boosting a small segment of the economy
albeit the free-market in tea bags instead of FISTING gloves for "safe" fisting.
Thus, I pose the question: Which is more "Leninist"-- tea-bagging or fisting?
It seems the former is more "Leninist" and the latter is more "Stalinist," but as we all know, Stalinists are in ascendancy today while Leninists are viewed as old fuddie-duddies.
Which one is more genuinely Marxist? I think we need a re-education seminar from our Maximum Leader's "Safe Schools Czar" and Andy Stern from the SEIU. Maybe Naomi Wolf could moderate. I remember how helpful she was to me on how to display my "package" in the 2000 campaign.
seems much more appealing than this
Furthermore, the spokes-prole of our Maximum Leader has pointed out that this
has had the unexpected (by our Maximum Leader) effect of boosting a small segment of the economy
albeit the free-market in tea bags instead of FISTING gloves for "safe" fisting.
Thus, I pose the question: Which is more "Leninist"-- tea-bagging or fisting?
It seems the former is more "Leninist" and the latter is more "Stalinist," but as we all know, Stalinists are in ascendancy today while Leninists are viewed as old fuddie-duddies.
Which one is more genuinely Marxist? I think we need a re-education seminar from our Maximum Leader's "Safe Schools Czar" and Andy Stern from the SEIU. Maybe Naomi Wolf could moderate. I remember how helpful she was to me on how to display my "package" in the 2000 campaign.
Comrades:
Be sure to share this article with our brothers and sisters in Digg, Buzz Up!, Delicious, Stumbleupon, Bebo, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, etc. Be proud to be a Fister!
Be sure to share this article with our brothers and sisters in Digg, Buzz Up!, Delicious, Stumbleupon, Bebo, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, etc. Be proud to be a Fister!
I have just received a communiqué from The American Society of Socialists.
It reads as follows:
Dear Comrades in Arms (at least up to the elbow) and especially Hands.
Our Comrades in the American Federation of Labor and the Congress of Industrial Organizations once were the leaders in our effort to collectivize the nation. For a very long time during the early 20th Century the AFL competed against the CIO for control of the labor sector of the economy, both with the same goals, yet at odds with each other as to who should gain the upper fist. It wasn't until 1955 that both Progressive institutions saw the futility of competition and locked fists together and thrust forward into the future For The Common Good™, thus the AFL-CIO was born.
It is in thissphincter spirit that the rank and file of ASS would gladly unite with open arms (and fists) with the general membership of FIST. It doesn't matter whether we call ourselves ASS-FIST or FIST-ASS just as long as we boldly insert our tightly clenched ideas of glorious socialism into the body politic of the American Electorate. This is what they demanded in 2008 and it should be our duty to see that this promise is pushed to its full extent. We should not stop either until every American is wide open to the idea of a collective society.
After all, It's For The Children™ as our triumphant School Safety Czar has proclaimed.
Brothers and Sisters of FIST, let us struggle together and give what the American People deserve! An ASS-FIST For The Common Good™ !!!
Signed,
The Executive Committee of The American Society of Socialists
It reads as follows:
Dear Comrades in Arms (at least up to the elbow) and especially Hands.
Our Comrades in the American Federation of Labor and the Congress of Industrial Organizations once were the leaders in our effort to collectivize the nation. For a very long time during the early 20th Century the AFL competed against the CIO for control of the labor sector of the economy, both with the same goals, yet at odds with each other as to who should gain the upper fist. It wasn't until 1955 that both Progressive institutions saw the futility of competition and locked fists together and thrust forward into the future For The Common Good™, thus the AFL-CIO was born.
It is in this
After all, It's For The Children™ as our triumphant School Safety Czar has proclaimed.
Brothers and Sisters of FIST, let us struggle together and give what the American People deserve! An ASS-FIST For The Common Good™ !!!
Signed,
The Executive Committee of The American Society of Socialists
Red Square
Islamic freedom fighters join the fight...Excellent! Even "Islamic Rage Boy" is all for a good fistin'!
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Mystery item No. 1
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Therefore, the text posted by Statist-in-Chief shall be available to the masses by way of clicking below.
Mystery item No. 1
Hide it back
Comrades,
To paraphrase Marx: "From each FISTer according to his abilities to each according to his needs, to be directed by a compassionate government that ensures every citizen gets at least more than wanted or needed."
To the Revolution, comrades: Bottoms up!
To paraphrase Marx: "From each FISTer according to his abilities to each according to his needs, to be directed by a compassionate government that ensures every citizen gets at least more than wanted or needed."
To the Revolution, comrades: Bottoms up!
Comrades, I finally understand why Chris Matthews got a tingle running up his leg.
Obama must have hit a nerve with him.
Obama must have hit a nerve with him.
my geography studies fail me at the moment... is Montana (home state of me sister, married to my brother)...anywhere near Wyoming?
All Coal to Obama does have a nice ring to it though, I must admit.
8*always sum sort of character, sometimes on sometimes off... it's perpetual energy until final shovel to head.
All Coal to Obama does have a nice ring to it though, I must admit.
8*always sum sort of character, sometimes on sometimes off... it's perpetual energy until final shovel to head.
=fmPPAFP
my geography studies fail me at the moment... is Montana (home state of me sister, married to my brother)...anywhere near Wyoming?All Coal to Obama does have a nice ring to it though, I must admit.
8*always sum sort of character, sometimes on sometimes off... it's perpetual energy until final shovel to head.
Is this the right thread?
But to answer your question, Montana is just north of Wyoming, and yes, there is a lot of coal on the eastern half of Montana into western North Dakota.
Laika the Space Dog
It doesn't matter whether we call ourselves ASS-FIST or FIST-ASS just as long as we boldly insert our tightly clenched ideas of glorious socialism into the body politic of the American Electorate.Clearly the merger of FIST and ASS is something that the AmeriKKKan proletariat will bend over
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i'm weird... i read letters in red and i get a Fist-On?
"Do it with concrete, it stays harder longer!"
"Do it with concrete, it stays harder longer!"
Why is it that the only two gays on this blog are embarrassed?
You should question your loyalty to ways of The Party Commissar! Indeed!
Do you not see Perez flaunting his fat ass croch fisting all over hell and back?
Take note, he is a Made Prog! His mouth has been fisted at least 100 times, this explains the leakage from the rear, which is not that distinguishable from the clap trap on his face.
Do you not see Perez flaunting his fat ass croch fisting all over hell and back?
Take note, he is a Made Prog! His mouth has been fisted at least 100 times, this explains the leakage from the rear, which is not that distinguishable from the clap trap on his face.
Perez? I scoff in his general direction. (Thank you, LnT.) He's a little piglet.
Clap trap? Now that reminds me of dear old mum. This fisting business is going to spark a whole new industry, and hobbies.
"What do you do in your spare time, dear?"
"I collect photos of fisters. Would you like to see my fister photo album? I just added a new one."
"What do you do in your spare time, dear?"
"I collect photos of fisters. Would you like to see my fister photo album? I just added a new one."
Comrades,
It is all making sense .............Now, we know what Papa Obama was really thinking
It is all making sense .............Now, we know what Papa Obama was really thinking
Comrades,
I feel ashamed about my earlier post. For the record, I had no evil intention and if it offended any fellow progressives, I am sorry. My deepest regrets. Perhaps that lost article of our founding document was indeed too much information. As I said, Marx and Engels did not want that to be known.
Forgive me Comrades.
I feel ashamed about my earlier post. For the record, I had no evil intention and if it offended any fellow progressives, I am sorry. My deepest regrets. Perhaps that lost article of our founding document was indeed too much information. As I said, Marx and Engels did not want that to be known.
Forgive me Comrades.
Statist-in-Chief
Comrades,I feel ashamed about my earlier post. For the record, I had no evil intention and if it offended any fellow progressives, I am sorry. My deepest regrets. Perhaps that lost article of our founding document was indeed too much information. As I said, Marx and Engels did not want that to be known.
Forgive me Comrades.
Comrade
there is nothing to forgive
Just remember
One of our guiding rules is always
"Knowledge through Ignorance"
On your knees collective masses.
Comrade_Tovarich
Comrades,To paraphrase Marx: "From each FISTer according to his abilities to each according to his needs, to be directed by a compassionate government that ensures every citizen gets at least more than wanted or needed."
To the Revolution, comrades: Bottoms up!
Yes, and for the greater good. Seems with Comrade Dean we get tongue action as well, nothing like a little foreplay.
Forgive my ignorance, but isn't there a fist amendment in the constitution of the USSA?
Statist-in-Chief
Comrades,I feel ashamed about my earlier post. For the record, I had no evil intention and if it offended any fellow progressives, I am sorry. My deepest regrets. Perhaps that lost article of our founding document was indeed too much information. As I said, Marx and Engels did not want that to be known.
Forgive me Comrades.
Statist-in-Chief:
No harm done. It's just that we have to be mindful of violent backlash from the insane rage of rightwing fascist groups who are out to destroy anyone and anything that doesn't march in perfect lockstep with their narrow, intolerant, hateful views.
If I really thought you were evil and offensive, you'd be crawling around on all fours right now with a shovel-shaped dent in your head, spitting out blood and broken teeth and moaning about all the thnot pouring out of your nothtrilth.
Oh, and I would also be demanding that you resign from any Party committees you happen to chair, and that you make financial reparations.
Just ask anyone who's been in the Collective for a while, and they will assure you that I let you off very, very lightly.
Why do you think Comrade Whoopie has to sip borscht through a straw?
This thread is now featured on Free Republic, with some good comments. The most interesting one is this:
Review/Art;
The Many Roles of Mapplethorpe, Acted Out in Ever-Shifting Images
By MICHAEL BRENSON, Special to The New York Times
Published: July 22, 1989
WASHINGTON, July 20— The first photograph in ‘’Robert Mapplethorpe: The Perfect Moment’’ (yes, that Mapplethorpe retrospective), which opens tonight at the Washington Project for the Arts, is a 1988 self-portrait. Floating like an apparition in the darkness at the upper right is the pale face of the artist, who had been ill for some time; he died of AIDS in March at the age of 42. His lips are pursed, his eyes fixed. His drawn face has begun to wither.
At the lower left, the artist’s fist is wrapped around a cane with a skull knob. The fist, too, floats; because it is more sharply focused than the head, it pushes toward us. The cane and skull are phallic; a fist served as a sexual organ in one of Mapplethorpe’s most notorious images. So if this self-portrait is vulnerable and timid, it is also defiantly unrepentant. The last laugh may appear to be on him, but if you look long enough the face begins to smile.
-snip-
Mapplethorpe is not a marginal figure. On television, desire is turned loose in a hundred different directions and there is hardly a product that is not sold by arousing a wish for sexual possession and power. American culture swings back and forth between domination and submission - rushing to put people on pedestals and then rushing just as hard to prove they are indeed no different and perhaps worse than you and I.
jessduntno
The NY Times has a long proud history of "standing behind" fisting as a great American treasure. They wrote love letters to it:Review/Art;
The Many Roles of Mapplethorpe, Acted Out in Ever-Shifting Images
By MICHAEL BRENSON, Special to The New York Times
Published: July 22, 1989
WASHINGTON, July 20— The first photograph in ‘’Robert Mapplethorpe: The Perfect Moment’’ (yes, that Mapplethorpe retrospective), which opens tonight at the Washington Project for the Arts, is a 1988 self-portrait. Floating like an apparition in the darkness at the upper right is the pale face of the artist, who had been ill for some time; he died of AIDS in March at the age of 42. His lips are pursed, his eyes fixed. His drawn face has begun to wither.
At the lower left, the artist’s fist is wrapped around a cane with a skull knob. The fist, too, floats; because it is more sharply focused than the head, it pushes toward us. The cane and skull are phallic; a fist served as a sexual organ in one of Mapplethorpe’s most notorious images. So if this self-portrait is vulnerable and timid, it is also defiantly unrepentant. The last laugh may appear to be on him, but if you look long enough the face begins to smile.
-snip-
Mapplethorpe is not a marginal figure. On television, desire is turned loose in a hundred different directions and there is hardly a product that is not sold by arousing a wish for sexual possession and power. American culture swings back and forth between domination and submission - rushing to put people on pedestals and then rushing just as hard to prove they are indeed no different and perhaps worse than you and I.
Quote:
“A specter is haunting America - the specter of fisting.” Karl MarxShouldn't that be "a sphincter haunting America?"
WEIRD BUT TRUE: Fisting in other cultures
"Fist Crushing U.S. Fighter Plane" in Tripoli, Libya
"The iron fist of the revolution rips a new asshole" in China
"Gloved fist - monument to the victims of the revolution" in Algeria (floral clock park)
"Communist leader Ernst Thälmann beloved for his skillful fist" in Berlin, Germany
And, finally...
"Fist Crushing U.S. Fighter Plane" in Tripoli, Libya
"The iron fist of the revolution rips a new asshole" in China
"Gloved fist - monument to the victims of the revolution" in Algeria (floral clock park)
"Communist leader Ernst Thälmann beloved for his skillful fist" in Berlin, Germany
And, finally...
Caution: Fisters for 1/2 mile
Now I understand what this movie was really about!
Wow! Comrades, we have a fisting Christmas song! Glorious!
Red Rooster, you have captured perfectly the essence of Dear O'Leader--I have claimed for some time that he exists by having Nanski's hand up his ass telling him what to do. He has given us no signs of lucubration whatsoever--even his books were written by someone else.
And the nice thing, for Nanski, is that there are no unusual cleanliness issues--there's just as much shit on the outside.
And the nice thing, for Nanski, is that there are no unusual cleanliness issues--there's just as much shit on the outside.
Glorious, Comrade Red Square, truly glorious.
I like this statue for its utter lack of subtlety--
"The iron fist of the revolution rips a new asshole" in China
Here, Comrade John Kerry fists the flag. Such rich symbolism!
Anyone opposed to having the Iron Fist of Next Tuesday™ rammed up their asses is a HOMOPHOBIC nazi hate-monger and is on the wrong side of history!
I like this statue for its utter lack of subtlety--
Red Square
"The iron fist of the revolution rips a new asshole" in China
Here, Comrade John Kerry fists the flag. Such rich symbolism!
Anyone opposed to having the Iron Fist of Next Tuesday™ rammed up their asses is a HOMOPHOBIC nazi hate-monger and is on the wrong side of history!
[justify]Well, I, for one, started calling Progressive Statists prostatists long ago... What better way to reach the Progressive State, other than with a well-formed fist?[/justify]
[justify]But, sigh, that revelation was ignored, most likely, due to specieism. I'm ashamed of my web-site, where a cat's voice is subdued by various dogs and humans. (Don't try to dispute this with Chairman Meow's high position -- he is, obviously, uncle-tomcatting here).[/justify]
[justify]But, sigh, that revelation was ignored, most likely, due to specieism. I'm ashamed of my web-site, where a cat's voice is subdued by various dogs and humans. (Don't try to dispute this with Chairman Meow's high position -- he is, obviously, uncle-tomcatting here).[/justify]
Comrade, I am so pleased that the Party has spoken! It is we progressives who take the truly conservative positions in society so as to conserve the values of the 1917 Revolution that have been endangered. Thank Stalin for the EPA and other agencies that preserved them.
Comrades,
They will only pry this FIST from my cold dead hands!
(Unless I get the government sinecure that those of us who are more equal deserve.)
They will only pry this FIST from my cold dead hands!
(Unless I get the government sinecure that those of us who are more equal deserve.)
There was a young fister named Kerry
Who hooked up with Barney the fairy.
With the snap of the glove
the two were in love
and ran off to Boston to marry
To Barney he said "hey, sister.
Its seriously my turn to be fister."
Won't you please stop,
or you may pop
that unfortunate, untimely blister.
Who hooked up with Barney the fairy.
With the snap of the glove
the two were in love
and ran off to Boston to marry
To Barney he said "hey, sister.
Its seriously my turn to be fister."
Won't you please stop,
or you may pop
that unfortunate, untimely blister.
Bonnie Fwank must be a dedicated fister. Since he cannot move his upper lip, it curtails his tea-bagging abilities. After all, anyone who tea-bagged him would have to have balls the size of, oh, Oballma's.
There is a difference you know between balls and brass balls.
There is a difference you know between balls and brass balls.
Now that's a fist and remember it's white hot.
I took this picture in NYC, somewhere in Midtown.
PS. It symbolizes the force oftechnological societal progress as a pure thing that is only made possible with vast amounts of energy alternative energy in the form of electricity biofuels.
Noenergy alternative energy, no progress.
I took this picture in NYC, somewhere in Midtown.
PS. It symbolizes the force of
No
I'm sure there could be better captions but it was late and I was tired.
Comrade Pelosi has been in Public Office since mid to late 90's. Only in the early days she was just some a minority wacko Progressive(TM) in congress, times have changed.
Here's an alternative caption - basically a continuation of the same story.
Just a couple more famous fisters for our ever growing fister collection:
Truther Charlie Sheen
And Dear Leader Nelson Mandela . . .
And here's a little song:
I'm a fister,
He's a fister,
Wouldn't you like to be a fister, too?
Be a fister, come on be a fister,
Wouldn't you like to be a fister, too?
Truther Charlie Sheen
And Dear Leader Nelson Mandela . . .
And here's a little song:
I'm a fister,
He's a fister,
Wouldn't you like to be a fister, too?
Be a fister, come on be a fister,
Wouldn't you like to be a fister, too?
Red, quoting
American culture swings back and forth between domination and submission - rushing to put people on pedestals and then rushing just as hard to prove they are indeed no different and perhaps worse than you and I.Not only Americans, comrades, not only Americans. Let's have Kulak expound on Animal Farm.People will gladly give their money to a huckster to invest for them--and then complain when they are screwed. They gladly believe commercials. They believe all sorts of soap-box ranters. It saves the trouble of thinking and getting back to the serious business of entertainment--soaps, sports, gossip.
But then it's probably better, all round, this way. I reject the label "intellectual" because of the mischief that comes with it, the sense that people are wiser than experience. Cicero said that there was nothing so absurd that a philosopher had not said it, and 2000 years has not been enough to prove him wrong.
Betinov, this is your time to weigh in.
Found this on a Brazilian sitethat links to the Cube. The URL is in the image. Apparently it says "Happy 2010, comrades!"
Quote:
But then it's probably better, all round, this way. I reject the label "intellectual" because of the mischief that comes with it, the sense that people are wiser than experience. Cicero said that there was nothing so absurd that a philosopher had not said it, and 2000 years has not been enough to prove him wrong.Betinov, this is your time to weigh in.
"Intellectual," "intelligent," and "educated." They are not equal, nor are they interchangeable. Many of the people in my profession are highly educated, but they are not intelligent. Conversely, some of the most intelligent people I know have little in the way of higher education. One of the big problems that comes with education is arrogance, hubris, if you will. We get wound up in our petty academic accomplishments and for some reason become convinced that what we just did matters. In many venues we are compelled to research and write (the dreaded "publish or perish" mantra) in order to justify our continued employment. In my discipline, this results in either finding some obscure historical event and attempting to make it seem important (have you read my book on the nineteenth century development of the Victoria Cross, by the way?), or taking some well-known historical event (or person or concept...) and coming up with a new interpretation of the data to arrive at a new analysis of the event, its causes, and its effects. While this is usually intellectually honest, it can generate such abominations as Deconstructionism, where the "researcher" basically projects their own political agenda on past events to arrive at the "true" cause and effect model for a given event.
The problem is that 99% of the crap we research in Liberal Arts just doesn't really matter.
I kept this topic in mind while illistrating another topic:
The Nominations for the 1st Annual Political Oscars Are In!
VS 
The Nominations for the 1st Annual Political Oscars Are In!
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Here's another one for the collection. This is an avatar for a radio show on BlogTalkRadio.
That's some kinky avatar, Leninka. I don't even know what some of those toys are and what they do once they're in.
Can you imagine all the trouble the guy went to to create such an avatar? One day he's going to find out that it now has a meaning that makes it look ridiculous?
...and everyone's favorite Emo Comrade....Uncle Fister! Cuz it gets dark in there.
A commissar told me long time ago that Ben Franklin, the notorious Founding Sperm-Donor, once wrote "He that lives on hope will die fasting."
I'd say the correct Obamunist version of it is "He that lives on hope will die FISTING."
See how far historical revisionism can go with a single vowel!
I don't know what "fisting" is in Russian, I only learned of the phenomenon in this country and recently. Perhaps the native enthusiasts have a term for it; I wouldn't know.
But now it gets interesting: "Fist" in Russian is "kulak" - the same word as the nickname for the wealthy peasants whom the Bolsheviks stripped of all property and deported to Siberia. There is a word for that action - "raskulachivaniye" - which can be roughly translated as "unfisting." When you think about it combined with the reference to "Lenin's fist," you're opening a wormhole into new, unexpected depths where no man has gone before. And it hurts.
I'd say the correct Obamunist version of it is "He that lives on hope will die FISTING."
See how far historical revisionism can go with a single vowel!
I don't know what "fisting" is in Russian, I only learned of the phenomenon in this country and recently. Perhaps the native enthusiasts have a term for it; I wouldn't know.
But now it gets interesting: "Fist" in Russian is "kulak" - the same word as the nickname for the wealthy peasants whom the Bolsheviks stripped of all property and deported to Siberia. There is a word for that action - "raskulachivaniye" - which can be roughly translated as "unfisting." When you think about it combined with the reference to "Lenin's fist," you're opening a wormhole into new, unexpected depths where no man has gone before. And it hurts.
A lot of material from this thread has been used on our newly published spoof of Cindy Sheehan & David Swanson's new website:
Sheehan's New Website Tea-bagged by the People's Cube
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