The Food Stamp President



In just three years Obama has emancipated 12 million former wage earners, adding them to the glorious Food Stamp program - that is a victorious 38% increase for a total of 44 million. No longer exploited for their labor, these men and women are free to live a sparse life without the stress of unnecessary choices, or the burden of supporting the decadent consumer society. Those who once were mere cogs in the monstrous capitalist planet-raping machine, now can enjoy a guilt-free life of government dependency.
As impressive as Obama's success has been, there still remain those who are bitterly clinging to self-reliance - a debilitation condition caused by false consciousness, the dark legacy of capitalist propaganda. To those still shackled to a job: do not give up hope! Our progress is unstoppable! Obama has plans for many more regulations and taxes - a tried and true way to beat back the vicious creation of jobs and prosperity in the reactionary private sector.
Soon you too will enjoy a scant existence with your very own Obamacard. Experience the glory of heroic and selfless sacrifice for the Greater Good™ as your children grow up loving the indiscriminate largess of the government's giving hand!
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These are glorious times, comrades! The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ is close at hand. We all must work tirelessly to ensure that Obama is not defeated by the evil Koch Brothers' Republican puppets. The future is in your hands!

Obamacard Food Stamp Electronic Wealth Transfer is preferred by 5 out of 5 government officials.


I have a question--Does working in a Federal job count the same as being dependent on the Government? Dear Leader (PBUH) in his glorious wisdom-- has added millions to the Federal Payroll, and by definition, they depend on the Government for support, and the working output is essentially equal...
What is the Current Truth?


We kill two capitalists with one card!!




Rest assured I will make no profit from this. Instead, I will put it in writing here and now that all proceeds from the sales of these cards will be donated to my awareness foundation, Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie (CRAP).
CRAP has been made possible by Obama's Stimulus, other government grants, and taxpayers like you.

Margaret
But OMG it expires in 2013! We can't let it expire. This is a matter of life or death for millions of Americans. Without Obama millions of Americans would die. How on earth are we ever going to get the message out? No one listens to the Left. We've got to get the message out.Fear not Dear Margaret. Dear Leader has already planned for this. Through Obamacare thousands of plebs will be converted to Party loyal necroproxies. Hail Obama!!!




(Please carry on with the conversation without me, I'm all verklempt...)


Commissarka Pinkie
Rest assured I will make no profit from this. Instead, I will put it in writing here and now that all proceeds from the sales of these cards will be donated to my awareness foundation, Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie (CRAP).CRAP has been made possible by Obama's Stimulus, other government grants, and taxpayers like you.
Though I have only been priveleged to shovel beets here for a short time, I have been re-educated to acknowledge that nobody re-distributes CRAP like Comissarka Pinkie...



Tovarichi
Comrade Maxim, You must truly be a Party Official of postition to be entrusted to release such meaningful artwork to the fortunate workers of the Cube.I have a question--Does working in a Federal job count the same as being dependent on the Government? Dear Leader (PBUH) in his glorious wisdom-- has added millions to the Federal Payroll, and by definition, they depend on the Government for support, and the working output is essentially equal...
What is the Current Truth?
Government employees are not dependents, we are dependent upon them. They are the best and brightest this country has to offer and we should be thankful for each and every one of them (except the military, intelligence services, and law enforcement, of course). Without government employees this nation would come to a grinding halt.





OK, I'll quit now.






ObamaCard--
Was LOST--
I plead--
Not Guilty--
Your Honor.



Classics from the People’s Cube
Trevor Loudon
Man, I wish I had their talent! If you haven’t ever visited the People’s Cube, you are missing out. Go there now, inspiring…

Mr. Loudon could get his wish for the same free talent, too, if he wasn't so misinformed as to think government should be confined solely to protecting its citizens from criminals and external enemies, most of whom are millionaires, billionaires, and corporate jet owners.
Government should protect us from EVERYTHING!

Margaret
But OMG it expires in 2013! We can't let it expire. This is a matter of life or death for millions of Americans. Without Obama millions of Americans would die. How on earth are we ever going to get the message out? No one listens to the Left. We've got to get the message out.2013?? I thought uncle Timmy G. said that everything expires on Aug 2, 2011 unless those evil 'pubs renew His 'Oliness's credit accounts. Did something change when I was

Krickey!

You know, it's true that taxpayers are the Money Tree!
http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Armey-O ... ode=C9A2-1


Hail Obama!
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ZB


Mr. Loudon is a fine man, recognizing red-of-tooth-and-claw socialism when he sees it. I only worry that he is not tough enough to steal the pencils of a blind man, rob Granny's social security, ration Grandpa's health care, and all the while blame the RethugliKKKans for it.
Perhaps, Pinkie, you could offer him a toughening-up course? I know from first-hand experience that you wield a mean shovel at the slightest hint of offense against True Progressivism. So take him under your wing.
He needs it. And our Many Titted Empress demands it.


I mean uh, our Glorious program to


"Bourgeois class domination is undoubtedly an historical necessity, but, so too, the rising of the working class against it. Capital is an historical necessity, but, so too, its grave digger, the socialist proletariat."
-Rosa Luxemburg, Martyr for a Shovel-Based Social Order






You know, like the one we have here.
Red Leader gets his own stamp!
If this has already been noted in the glorious blogs by the Party then please forgive a humble servant of the system, my Chrashotsky 2000 computer sometimes is infected with capitalist pig viruses and I don't get all the latest news.


Of course we here, we made progs, will be able to jump line and get treatment. And I refuse to think that if there is no money in medicine that there will be no advances. Because I will that I shall have the medicine that I need, any time and any place.
I, Father Prog, will it, and my will is steelier than Nanski's our our Many Titted Empress's.
As far as Barack Hussein Odimbo, Ummm Ummm Ummm, goes, he's skinny because he can never keep food in his body because he has to make room for the hand of George Soros or Bill Ayers, or sometimes he gets it from both.



This is the great truth of Proggery: the sins of the fathers will be inherited by our enemy. Our sins count for nothing.


Zenitar_Kamera
With the Dear Leader's visage on a new Russian stamp perhaps we can soon see a return to a more Soviet style government in Mother Russia.You know, like the one we have here.
Red Leader gets his own stamp!
Just for the record:






Just ask Michael Moore:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/ ... hcare.html
Quote:
"The reason why you have to wait sometimes in those countries is they let everybody in the line. We make 50 million people out of the line so the line is shorter, so sometimes you have to wait as long. If you are a patriotic American, you want every American to be covered the same as you. No, not 'I'm going to get ahead because I have health insurance and they don't,'" Michael Moore explained.You shouldn’t mind having to wait for that CAT scan or new kidney or even that tourniquet on your hemorrhaging femoral artery! You should feel good knowing that everyone around you is getting the same quality health care you are—because that’s fair!


Canada outlawed them, because it wasn't fair that people who had money could jump the line.
This was right before a spate of stories about Canadian government officials--premiers &c.--who, on receiving a bad medical diagnosis, went directly to the USSA.
Well, if they were Made Progs, that's okay.
Wait. Wait. If medicine cannot be profitable, then where will the advances come from?
DO YOU THINK THAT IF THE USSR HADN'T BEEN COMMUNIST THEN STALIN MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE?







"You made the bill, you pay the bill"
Hospitals do set up payment plans after all.I'd be one of the worst off by the way, no insurance and mostly broke, but I'd pay my bill if need be.


Owing to confusion over the bill, I talked to accounts payable. The woman told me she'd let it for for 90% of the value; I sighed. She said, "I'll call you tomorrow." Tomorrow she said that they'd cut it to $60K, or 1/5, mind. Ron said that was about the cost.
They did that because I'd paid religiously every month for two years. Then after a year's more payment, they without my asking cut it to $200/month.
Things picked for me a lot and this was paid off, but the story of this is pay your bill religiously and they just might take pity on you and give it to you for cost, if they believe that you alone are taking responsibility.


Commissarka Pinkie
Where’s your patriotism, petemanup? Don’t you know the longer you wait, the more patriotic you are?Just ask Michael Moore:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/ ... hcare.html
Quote:
"The reason why you have to wait sometimes in those countries is they let everybody in the line. We make 50 million people out of the line so the line is shorter, so sometimes you have to wait as long. If you are a patriotic American, you want every American to be covered the same as you. No, not 'I'm going to get ahead because I have health insurance and they don't,'" Michael Moore explained.You shouldn’t mind having to wait for that CAT scan or new kidney or even that tourniquet on your hemorrhaging femoral artery! You should feel good knowing that everyone around you is getting the same quality health care you are—because that’s fair!
Gosh, Pinkie, I never thought of it that way! Still, I am most uncomfortable, even though I am a Made Prog! Have to say this in the interests of "truth." I know this is not "allowed" I guess, when it comes to my own health I don't give a shit about other people! Gimme Mine!







We must count ourselves lucky that we live under the thumb of such a magnanimous leader as dear leader obama. He has looked down and saw our devastated lives and has granted us the use of a card that has lifted us from devastation to bare existence. Who else would bestow upon the working class the splendor of such a life. Why.....just the other day I went to commissary and bought a half a gram of spam to go with my free weekly beet ration. I was so happy I was in tears. Yes...the obama card is always with me (they said it had to be.)


Bear in mind, that in "The Emperor's New Clothes," the little boy pointed out that the emperor was in fact nude. And the parade went on just as before.
We do not know what happened to the little boy. These days he's have been Joe the Plummered.