Woohoo! Where do I sign up for the jet-powered Lumpenwagon?

Dear Red Square,

Can you explain how these Lumpenwagons becomes proletarian-friendly equipment.... I think these are just eco-friendly.... I don't think to become an capitalist we have to reject thier products also....

Will you be offering a version that runs on Vodka?

CommieCarl wrote:Will you be offering a version that runs on Vodka?

why would you want to waste good vodka on something that you might power it yourself using the after-effects of the vodka?

Yes I will be

I would not use good vodka....it would be crappy Voka, no self respecting Commie would use good vodka for something like that....we will all drink good vodka to celebrate if it runs!!! Hail the CubE!

Good, I'm glad to hear it, because if you did use good vodka, I would be forced to beat you over the head with a hard salami and send you to the Gulaug

I am glad to see the occupants of the Lumpenwagon will be able to display their Socialist fervor to the outside world via the see-thru sides! Bravo to our collectivist engineers in France! This will also enable the Party to keep a close eye upon straying socialists and capitalist agitators as they might think the Lumpenwagon would be an appropriate place to hatch their imperialist plans. We shall round them up swiftly and put them on the Universal People Transporter Unit and send the slime to re-education facilities (Hillary and ACLU-approved, of course)!

That is so last year Red. This is the advanced bbq model:


And for the home:

Ah, and let me share with you the latest design for lawn mowers....The John Deere Wart Hog:

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For some reason, I now want one of those... despite the fact that I do not have a lawn....

Who can blame you for that? LOL

Comrade Pupovich, I must bow to your engineering acumen at this fine piece of machinery. However, In my need for lawnkeeping, is the Prole added in with the price of this war...... er.... Grass liberating machine?

Hmmm. I can see you are a man of unique appreciation for advanced lawn care weaponry, so of course, provided this is a cash transaction, the prole will be thrown in at no extra cost.

We now have a new standard for Lumpenwagen-ness

Most impressive!

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Or the gas powered harley model.....

Oh, and it is in the classic orange and black! I once had a leather jacket that I somehow managed to have stolen from me... You basic Harley shield background with Harley Davidson Murdercycles emblazoned in flames on it. You know, for a long time that is how I envisioned my departure from this world.... sliding down a road, bike in flames... going out in a blaze of glory.

Sounds like a waste of bike....

Well, you have to understand, the vision was of me putting the bike down to avoid killing some infant that wandered in my path. Yes, I can hear the brothers now... The Pup sure knew how to go out. He could have saved himself, but chose to go over the cliff than kill the kid.

To give you some idea how close I was, how much I trusted my best bud, a national vice president of one of the larger outlaw clubs in the US, years ago, I was very depressed, considering suicide in a very real way, even went to the "nut hut" as he called it. But I actually told this man that if I were to go out, he would own my bike. Now that is trust, for if you knew the kind of people I am talking about, you would know it would have been simple for him to have had me go out, "by accident." I even remember one night running around drinking with one of the brothers who had a gun, and told him I really wouldn't mind if he were to use it on me. To this day, I still love outlaw bikers. You would not believe the looks I would get when I worked for Exxon so many years ago, and would quite honestly tell them there was more honor among outlaw bikers than there was where I worked.

I have tried to lure my comrades to my homepage. but if you would like to hear about the Pup, a little bit of his history, and even an old picture of the Pup, check this out:

https://members.cox.net/mightypup/SomePupHistory.htm

It will explain a lot, maybe too much!

And now the peoples helicopter



That's right, a college student from Nigeria takes apart old vehicles and uses the scrap parts to create his own working helicopters. The 12-meter-long aircraft, which has never flown above a height of seven feet, is powered by a secondhand 133 horsepower engine from a Honda Civic. In the basic cockpit there are two Toyota car seats, with a couple more in the cabin behind. Controls are simple, with an ignition button, an accelerator lever to control vertical thrust and a joystick that provides balance and bearing

Would you believe that your very own Commissar Pupovich rode in Sturgis with this earth friendly People's Harley?

Mmmm... buffalo burger....

tastes like spotted owl.....

Premier Betty wrote:Mmmm... buffalo burger....

Actually, they serve buffalo burger in Sturgis. I will never forget one morning coming out of a People's shower, and having to wonder how hung over I really was, for there, coming down a sidewalk, was a guy riding a real buffalo! Oh, the sights and things I got to experience at Sturgis. There was one bike I tried to find a picture of but couldn't, that I really liked, It was your basic Harely, but where most people had chrome, he had wood.

You have to know Sturgis, at least the way it was, there was only about 2 year round bars on Main Street, but during bike week, most all the regular places move out and are taken over by different shops and bars. There is a bar that is open only 2 weeks a year called the Cellar, and it is the basement of a shop. Your very own Commissar's name is cut into the beam of that bar.