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May I also suggest some headphones to translate the candidates speeches into something more believable to the masses. I'm sure our IT guy, Al Gore, can have something in no time.
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It goes on like that for some pages, I've gotten too bored to read it all the way through, but it looks to have an exciting ending!
Komrade Zarkof
May I also suggest some headphones to translate the candidates speeches into something more believable to the masses.
Mikhail T. Kalashnikov
Oh, my! I think all the Hope has Changed the formatting of the thread!!I Hope it’s OK for me to Change Betty’s VoteforHillaryVoteforHillary string, which screwed up the format.
Could Premier Betty be a TPC saboteur? I say Yes!
And I denounce Premier Betty, for he is an enemy of the state.
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Premier Maksim has a nice ring to it.
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This morning, my wife and I went to our local polling place in Kennesaw, Georgia. (The Martha J Moore Educational Services Center)As we walked towards the building, we noticed several signs that led us to the polling entrance. When we got inside, someone asked what this particular building was used for and they were told, "teachers come here for training."
I'm so proud of our Educational Services Center! I bet they put out some fine teachers.


Introducing the John McCain nose plugs
By Michelle Malkin • February 6, 2008 02:07 PM
Michelle Malkin
John McCain’s mom said that members of the conservative base are going to have to “hold their noses” and vote for her son.
My good friends at the People’s Cube have come up with the perfect voter aid to help:

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/06/introducing-the-john-mccain-nose-plugs/
That's right! I'm moving to England. I hear Paul McCartney's back in circulation, and he's pretty lax about prenups.
-Mikhail

R.I.P. REPUBLICAN PARTY
Red Square
Welcome to the Cube, kevinv! Nice work. Is this the new currency called Amero they're talking about, modeled on Euro?Thank you...
The original version (not created by me) had Bush's face on the bill instead. I jazzed it up a bit and changed a few things. Thought it was fitting since the GOP just killed it's chances of retaining the White House today. Sorry if there are McCain supporters on here. Just too depressing for me. First Thompson, now Romney...and I have yet to vote in my state's primary.
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Sorry if there are McCain supporters on here. Just too depressing for me.Are you sure you are in the right place, comrade? We are but a humble Progressive collective community dedicated to advancing the common good. Why would we have anything to do with the war criminal McCain when we have heroes like Che and Fidel and Hillary upon whom to pour our adulation?
Why Volksrepublik Europa?
Well, it's pretty freaking sad that one of the most stirring speech I've heard in the past year on American exceptionalism came not from any candidate still in the presidential race but from the president of France!
There's a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot for 'ya!
Ivan Betinov
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Sorry if there are McCain supporters on here. Just too depressing for me.Are you sure you are in the right place, comrade? We are but a humble Progressive collective community dedicated to advancing the common good. Why would we have anything to do with the war criminal McCain when we have heroes like Che and Fidel and Hillary upon whom to pour our adulation?
LOL...was just a bit nervous, that's all. Have browsed this site before, never registered.
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??
kevinv
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??Oh my Lenin! Someone warm up the car battery/bedspring rack, we have a bone fide Thought Criminal in our midst!

Random House Unabridged Dictionary
sat·ire /ˈsætaɪər/ [sat-ahyuhr] –noun1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
[Origin: 1500–10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. deriv. of satur sated (see saturate)]
—Synonyms 1. See irony1. 2, 3. burlesque, caricature, parody, travesty. Satire, lampoon refer to literary forms in which vices or follies are ridiculed. Satire, the general term, often emphasizes the weakness more than the weak person, and usually implies moral judgment and corrective purpose: Swift's satire of human pettiness and bestiality. Lampoon refers to a form of satire, often political or personal, characterized by the malice or virulence of its attack: lampoons of the leading political figures.
The only real power comes out of a long rifle. -Joseph Stalin
Mikhail
I am loving you guys more and more!
kevinv
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??<karakter>
Greetings from down under, comrade Kevinv. Please add "Rudd/ Gillard" to that list of anti's, just to satisfy the Cube's lone Antipodean.
Trust me.
<ON>
Now you must whip yourself into character and join the collective, comrade. If you cannot think of a character simply report to the gulag with a shovel and some gardening gloves and our Glorious Leader Red Square will provide you with one. Judging by your "anti's" above, you are in desperate need of re-education. Or as our PM says down here, an "education revolution".
Beez
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ZB
All you have to do is look deep inside your consciousness and find the Inner Comrade. Nurture and cultivate him. Once he's grown to the proper size, he will start telling you what to think. Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs. That is when you will know you are ready for a promotion to a Commissar.
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Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs.He parlays the Pravda, comrade; just look at me, the perfect model of the New Soviet Man (or brain in a jar).
Red Square
All you have to do is look deep inside your consciousness and find the Inner Comrade. Nurture and cultivate him. Once he's grown to the proper size, he will start telling you what to think. Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs. That is when you will know you are ready for a promotion to a Commissar.Or you could just go to a public school in California and listen to a few teachers lecturing during class....
Just because you are a member of The Cube, when the Revolution comes this November, you will NOT be among the first against the wall. In fact, if it pleases the Party Leaders, I will save a place for you at the William J. Clinton Memorial Reeducation Center and Uranium Mine, unless our Beloved Betters decide to send you to The Karl Marx Treatment Center instead.
Fear not for within the year, the Bu$h Error will have ended, a Glorious new day of Audacious Hope™ will have dawned and we will allow you to mine yellowcake uranium for The Common Good™ of The People and especially The Children! The State and The Party will allow you to
kevinv
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??Is this man crazy? The wrong place? I believe that the only cure for weak liberalism is STRONG COMMUNISM. Personally, I am a Putin man through and through. He's the only one worth my vote.
Commissarka Pinkie
Forget the noseplugs. Should John McCain end up stealing this election from Hillary, I'm just gonna do what all the Hollywood celebrities are always threatening to do if a Republican gets elected.That's right! I'm moving to England. I hear Paul McCartney's back in circulation, and he's pretty lax about prenups.
Commissarka, why the negativity? Do you not understand that even if, Lenin forbid, McCain should cheat the Empress our of what is her due, all is not lost! The Progressive World of Next Tuesday is now a fact, only the perfection of it would be delayed a few months or so. No, McCain is not what as good as we desire, but all that we wish to accomplish will be done, it will just be a bit longer in the implementation.
On this theory I've voted for Jesse Jackson and a local slimeball named Lloyd Doggett, on the theory that they had the most ability to harm the Demothieves
Comrades, do not despair of Our Many Titted Empress' eventual accession to the Thrown of Perpetual Power. She is the irresistible force in the universe, the gamma ray burst of the cosmos. And to insure it I say a thousand Heil Hitlers every day before a picture of Our Empress.
I agree with Theocritus. Republicans should vote for Hillary now in their respective primaries now that McCain has the nomination all sewn up. If Hillary gets close to the nomination and Superdelegates hand her what she needs to win we can all watch the demise of the Democrat Party (Chicago '68 Redux! YAY!). The Obama Occultist will be completely disillusioned and demoralized if the Superdelegates overide their mandate which will thus split the Democrats going into November. A VOTE FOR HILLARY IS A VOTE FOR ABSOLUTE CHAOS ON THE LEFT! Watching the Democrats split is CHANGE THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN. Spread the word and vote for HillDog.
<on>
One of the things, a rather sad thing, that I learned growing up is the hatred that the blacks and the browns have for each other, at least here in Texas. Much more so than between whites and anyone else. I have a very comical story I'll tell one time about my funny and intelligent black friend Ruby and a lovely and graceful Mexican woman named Gracie--they loathed each other and the gringos watched in bemusement.
If Obamarama gets the nomination, it is barely possible that the Hispanics, who are heavily Democratic in Texas, may be more anti-black. I've seen stranger. Texas will vote Republican, being the reddest of the big states, but if this hatred is constant all over, it could pose a problem for the Democrats.
If Hill gets the nom. black voters will feel setup and disenfranchised by the Superdelegates since they are the likely culprits who will give Hill the remaining delegates she needs to win which, in turn, demoralizes that key voting bloc. So either way you want to cut it there are some serious flaws that media just loves to ignore when talking about the potential looming Democrat crack-up.
I mean right now the NAACP and Al Sharpton are asking for the Michigan and Florida delegates - who went for Hillary - to be seated. Both Sharpton and the NAACP know their Civil Rights/Race Card racket is in jeopardy is Obama gets close to the White House and they will fight tooth and nail to get Hillary those delegates to prevent that from happening.
And I do not discount his service to his country, but the post is too important for that to be overmastering. My reason, my overarching one, is that he best understands that we are in a war now which I think is more serious than the Cold One because the moonbats are simply too frivolous to realize that a large religion is determined to take the world into another dark ages of religious fundamentalism.
The west has technology, wealth, money and power. But it doesn't have the cultural confidence and it will get worse. Of first-world countries only America and New Zealand have birth rates which are sustainable. Greece's is 1.3 child per woman, just below stable population. Italy, 1.2, Spain 1.1. Those large Italian families are gone, folks, gone. The Spaniards will be victims of a second Reconquista in 50 years.
Mark Steyn's book America Alone is sobering reading. One can hope that arguments that Europe has lost its cultural confidence are wrong or can be reversed. But the demographic argument that (1) Europe's welfare state, engorged for not having to defend itself because we have been, is (2) dependent on an increasing population--the typical welfare-state Ponzi scheme and (3) the only workers to come in are Muslims which (4) Europe will allow to vote to (5) take Europe into a second Dark Ages. I have, as you may guess, a particular interest in this not happening. I don't look at a wall and want it to fall on me. For that sort of self-hatred I'd have to be a moonbat.
America's birthrate is 2.5 children per woman, a good and necessary thing. And folks, lots of those babies are brown babies. I sit here in West Texas and year after year I see more and more of the Mexicans utterly assimilated; in the last 20 years more are taking mortgages on an equal footing, buying cars the same, and, sadly, divorcing the same as gringos. I don't speak German or Gaelic and don't want to. The only problem that I have with immigration is multiculturalism. Which sets everyone against everyone else, giving spokesmen power. The ironic thing is that, as you noted Meow, setting one group against the others makes concerted effort difficult. Multiculturalism is only possible with a common enemy, and as more and more groups are conscripted into the ranks of the groups-spoils system, there will be fewer carcasses to pick and they'll set on each other.
Topic for discussion perhaps in the bunker: I'd thought that these people were evil but I think that they're utterly frivolous, letting evil people in, just as for example Augustine wasn't evil but Torquemada used him for his evil. I saw a BBC documentary which pointed that up. And it really doesn't make sense to think of Nanski as being evil; she defines frivolous.
As far as McCain goes, I follow Sean Hannity's philosophy; get behind whoever is the Republican nominee to stop Hillary (and Obama). This will be the first election (general of course) that I ever take part in (I learned from 2006, and regret that I did not vote), I am not going in there expecting to vote "for" anyone, but against. It is a sad thing that democracy always comes to this point, but it seems as if it always does.
Even if you do get a RINO in office, it is not going to be as bad as Hillary Care or a president who has an Islamic past that promises "Change". The fact that he leaves everything so broad scares me. On the other hand, take Her Majesty and her health plan, once that goes into effect, there is no turning back. To my knowledge, not a single socialist program gets dismantled after it has been introduced.
Neither one of those Democratic candidates that run would be the better choice out of the other.
I could see people getting their fill of it and changing (no jokes) thier minds, but the damage will have been done by then.
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Reputedly there was a disagreement over who got to use a toilet in the Senate washroom and McCain stormed out, screaming, "Fuck you."Ooookkkkaaayyyyyy. Does someone need his nap?
If there weren't an endless supply of sick people, doctors would do best by keeping people sick enough to need them and not cure them. Same with social workers.
People who get paid for solving problems, or seeming to solve them, have no interest in solving them for their livelihood depends on process, not results. Do not ever expect the UN for that reason to solve anything, for if they did, they'd have to get a job. One whose wages were taxed.
kevinv
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[/center][center]R.I.P. REPUBLICAN PARTY[/center]The stupid Americans have nothing but The Party's ™ Choice no matter what come November.
Who cares who wins. We already have!
The bourgeoisie concept of democracy and voting is now obsolete!
Obama = Glorious win for The Motherland!
Clinton = Glorious win for The Motherland!
McCain = Glorious win for The Motherland!
This is an official Party Transmission for the Masses.
All that is really left to do is re-distribute in 2009
What flavor do you want today?
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
<off>I agree with Theocritus. Republicans should vote for Hillary now in their respective primaries now that McCain has the nomination all sewn up. If Hillary gets close to the nomination and Superdelegates hand her what she needs to win we can all watch the demise of the Democrat Party (Chicago '68 Redux! YAY!). The Obama Occultist will be completely disillusioned and demoralized if the Superdelegates overide their mandate which will thus split the Democrats going into November. A VOTE FOR HILLARY IS A VOTE FOR ABSOLUTE CHAOS ON THE LEFT! Watching the Democrats split is CHANGE THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN. Spread the word and vote for HillDog.
<on>
Nah, they've already got the narrative planned for this. The Democratic Leadership Council and the media are little more than puppet organizations for the corporate-fascist right. Hillary is their candidate and they will do whatever it takes to make her the nominee. In other words, if Obama doesn't get the nomination, it will be because... you guessed it! It was stolen from him and the legitimate voters by the evil right wing that controls everything. If the Party is split it will not be the fault of the Party faithful but right wingers who have burrowed deep within the organization.
I've already heard this theory advanced by at least one anti-Hillary yellow dog moonbat I know, quite a while before primary season. This person is nothing but a political mouth piece so I know it wasn't an original thought. I suppose that if Hillary wins Texas, it will also be blamed on right wing, red state shenanigans.
Commissar Theocritus
Mark Steyn's book America Alone is sobering reading.
Apparently it isn't in the People's Socialist Republic of Kanuckistan:
http://awolcivilization.com/?p=122
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ZB
Vote will go on never the less even though outcome is decided by Comrades in Poll Division of Propaganda Ministry as most excellent Poll Workers in Unity have already been given marching orders to go to Poll Places and accept winning BO Ballots graciously. There is no disrupting the Machine once it is set in motion.
All is well in Great Cubed Domain.
Power to the Troddendown.

Is latest Pravda from party.
Power to the Troddendown and Super Delegates.
Power to the Troddendown.
Power to the Troddendown.
What if he poses competition?
All will be well in Triplicate.
Power to the troddendown and sick cows.
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Europe favours Obama but Britons like ClintonBy John Thornhill in Paris
Published: February 17 2008 18:42 | Last updated: February 17 2008 18:42
The French, Italians, Spanish and Germans would “vote” for Barack Obama in the US presidential elections – although the British would prefer Hillary Clinton.
An FT/Harris poll of more than 5,000 Europeans found that the two Democratic candidates were by far the most popular, with Mr Obama winning between 35 per cent of the “vote” in Spain and 45 per cent in Italy.
Is Pravda. Party is reaching out to minions in other countries and haveing huge sucess, outlook for Party International is good. Even now HMTE apparatchick is working on making International votes count.
Comrade Ickes is hard at it. Signs are being made even now. 'Everyones' vote should count.
Power to the troddendown and those in other countries that want say in ours.
Well done.
Power to the troddendown and ex cloned sheep named Dolly.
It is my hope to make the PDH riot in the streets, and while they're rioting, Comrade Dirk and I will steal their goodies.
Power to the troddendown and 'fainting' women at BO speeches. (Good Ploy da?)
Hell ... if we can do it for the "undocumented" aliens from south of the border, why not for the
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In meantime will Foreign Countries Michigan and Florida count?
Power to the troddendown and non counted voters. (And votes that don't count)

I'm getting a hard-on thinking of it.
Power to the troddendown and those who quit smoking.
Red Square
Comrade Kevinv -All you have to do is look deep inside your consciousness and find the Inner Comrade. Nurture and cultivate him. Once he's grown to the proper size, he will start telling you what to think. Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs. That is when you will know you are ready for a promotion to a Commissar.
Uhh that's nurture not play with your inner comrade right?
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"Do you hate being a troofer? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?
I imagine bugs and troofers have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it."
LoneRedStar
Uhh that's nurture not play with your inner comrade right?Right. But playing with your inner comrade does help to achieve HBO*.
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* HBO = Hate Bush Orgasm (a footnote for the uninitiated)
LoneRedStar
"Do you hate being a troofer? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?I imagine bugs and troofers have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it."
Bill Watterson called. He's suing for stealing his ideas.
Commrade Tadaeus
I understand he has already ceeded several strategic territories.
The borders are no longer sovereign.
We can no longer use red uniforms and symbols - only Kyoto green color
He will use the enemy weapon of embryonic bomb. (for medical research)
He thanks the enemy (Dems ) and despises his honorguard (conservatives)
Power to the troddendown and those who believe in no clear choice.
Folks, I've done a lot of thinking about this. Men wear beards and towels, women wear burqas and have their clitorises cut off, and homosexuals have walls fall on them. That's Good Old Commissar Theocritus, folks, and I don't much like the idea.
No, he's wet on borders and taxes and plays kissy-face with pinkos--real, not sham ones--but better than anyone else he understand the Islamist threat.
We can split hairs and argue about things like medieval theologians arguing over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin but if we're dead, folks, all that arguing is pretty goddamned stupid.
organicdemocrat
How about this one? (3+ / 0-)Hold your nose when you vote for mccain
They are the Party that lacks unity.
John McCain: Older than Spam. By One Year.
by organicdemocrat on Tue Jun 17, 2008 at 12:47:41 PM PDT
We're glad to be of service to our fellow travelers. Strong communists must patronize and protect weak liberal comrades!
They could, of course, learn about this issue long time ago from talking to real people - if the brave Kossacks weren't afraid to ascend to the earth from the underground bunker once in a while. But in lieu of reality, anything with cartoons will do. If it's not the Daily Show on Comedy Central, it's the People's Cube that will break the news to them. There's also, of course, the daily three hours of Rush Limbaugh who talks about the Republican disunity about 90% of the time, but who listens to this Chaos monger anyway?
BTW: Do you know any mimes?
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