Who Are They?

They trekked thousands of miles in searing heat... They crossed the border risking life and limb... They get paid peanuts... They do jobs others refuse to do... Some people back in their own country treat them with little respect... They live crammed together in substandard conditions... They rarely see their families... They have to learn a foreign language and culture... They recognize only one flag... WHO ARE THEY?

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WATCH THE VIDEO! CORRECT ANSWER: V V V V V V V V V U.S. TROOPS! Technically speaking, they did all of the above. Screw "technically" - they actually did! They trekked thousands of miles in searing heat They crossed the border risking life and limb They get paid peanuts They do jobs others refuse to do Some people back in their own country treat them with little respect They live crammed together in substandard conditions They rarely see their families They have to learn a foreign language and culture Without protest Without complaint Without demands With honor With dignity With respect And, finally - They recognize only one flag and one flag only!

 

Non-comrade Red Square must be purged for this!
 

Excellent satire on the capitalist fools, comrade.
 

Showing British troops behind the caption "They crossed the border risking life and limb" was an interesting choice...

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Thanks for pointing it out. I replaced the picture. Unfortunately (thanks to YouTube's technology) the updated version is treated as a new video and has a new URL. The link on this page has been updated - but anyone who had linked to it in the past will have to update theirs. Which link is it? Click on the video and you'll know. If you're reading this, it means the link is current.

Red Square
 

Great tribute to those in Uniform...
 

Yes, Comrade, the video of our noble, mostly hispanic-filled military certainly shows what most people do not wish to do....but think of our Islamocidal brethren. Do you think a Swede could cut off a head the way an Arab does? Not. A Swede would never want to do that. So our Muslim brethren are stepping in and doing jobs that Swedes won't do. Like the raping...what about the raping? Well, I say, the manliest Swede could never swarm in a frothing pack over a struggling 12-year old ginger haired slut and give her the needed raping that our Muslims can do. So there is something else no one but the Muslims seem willing to do! Do you think anyone but the Muslims would be willing to fly a plane into tall buildings? No. Only the Muslims sign up in droves for that. Why don't THEY get any credit? Not Fair.
 

Hey, that one picture of the soldier in the sandstorm with the M-16 with the ammo box attached was in a project I did for my digital photography class last year, and recently replaced my old desktop picture.
 

As a veteran of the Cold War who once served in U.S. Intelligence, on this Memorial Day let's not forget 33 people who are known by nothing but a star on a marble wall, with no names and no citations to tell the story of the heroic acts which cost them their lives. It is very likely that for many of them  their identity will remain a secret forever.

--
Zampolit Blokhayev
 

WHAT? The U.S. TROOPS? I guess that works...darn it, I guess Illegal Immigrants from Mexico to America...oh well, I'll get the next question right.
 

Comrade KR2004

I guess Illegal Immigrants from Mexico to America

Benevolent Migrant Saviors* is what you meant to say, comrade KR2004. We don't use the intolerant "Illegal Immigrant" hate-speech the KKKons use or their fascist affiliates - it's just not who we are.

You see, Progress™ demands that we suspend fee-expression and live by an abrasive set of speech-codes for the Greater Good™; we simply can't run around and call a foreign entity encroaching on Amerika's front door-step "illegal". Why, if we did that we would also have to call the People's Liberation Army in China illegal as well when they decide to invade... or even worse, we would have to call the Fort Dix Six Freedom Fighters™ illegal too <gasp!> we can't have that! No, let us welcome the foreign occupiers while calling everyone else a racist who doesn't agree with us... oh, and also call them warmongers for the illegal (this is where you can use that word) occupation of Iraq.

Mexican invasion = legal

American invasion = illegal
 

Forgive me comrades, but on Memorial Day all the diligent media efforts to reeducate me begin to break down, and I begin to notice things and have dangerous ideas.  For example, this crossed my mind recently...

Bush Plan: Bleed the Terrorists
Democrat/al-Qaeda Plan: Bleed the Troops
Bush Objective: American Victory
Democrat/al-Qaeda Objective: American Defeat

Far be it from me to question the patriotism of the Democrats (can we question al-Qaeda patriotism?), for that is a thought crime!  So rather than question their patriotism, I'll just flatly deny it.

Again, I plead your forgiveness!  I'll sign any confession!  I have sinned openly against the The Benevolent Party which tells me how to think for my own good!  To make amends, I'll lock myself in a closet with hard crusts of bread, water, and a copy of the New York Times until I get better.  If that fails, I will have myself admitted to the nearest state university or Karl Marx Treatment Center.
 

Has this post been approved by Harry "I Surrender, Dear" Reid?
 

Comrades, we have only to wait for the final solution. Our socialist brother running the People's Republic of Mexico nationalized the oil fields nearly a century ago and did what any sensible socialist did--they took the money and ran. As wonderful as the Rancho del Rio Grande del Teocrito is, it is nothing compared to Portillo's, or any of the other ones. Why invest in new exploration for Pemex, the nationalized oil field? They had enough.

So it was found that last month Mexico had only a decade's oil reserves left. And Mexico is, after Canada, our biggest supply of petroleum. The biggest currency earner in Mexico is money earned in America, legal or not, and sent back to Mexico and that is the safety valve which lets our Socalist Brothers sleep easy in the palaces on the Mexican Riviera. The very last thing that they will do is crack down on people fleeing Mexico for their survival depends on it.

So people entering here illegally have nothing to lose by acting like freelance Socialist, entering any house that they want, destroying anything that we want. We could not have trained them better had the NEA educated them at great expense. How do they do it?

So in a decade the pressure to come to America will be greater, and since America pays out $3 in social services for every $1 added to the economy, and since a lot of the money goes back to Mexico, and since these people are protected from assimilation by the wisdom of Harry Reid and others, victory is ours! The complete collapse of the border order and economies, the wholesale importation of third-world corruption. Oh. Too late.

Patience, comrades. In a decade there will be even more events to gladden a Socialist's heart.
 

Commissar Theocritus

Patience, comrades. In a decade there will be even more events to gladden a Socialist's heart.

I should hope so, Commissar Theocritus. I didn't waste my Memorial Day weekend setting up watering holes in the desert for nothing. We need these Benevolent Migrant Saviors™ to make up for all the tummy parasites we aborted...uhhh.... Choiced™ out, I should say, over the last few decades. Union dues are low, comrades... how will I ever be able to afford the Presidential Suite in Vegas now if we don't have a new class of oppressed victims to milk? What will happen to Union leaders if they don't have this uneducated mass to manipulate? And, most importantly, what will happen to The Children™???

Comrades, these are mighty big problems, especially me not being able to afford the Presidential Suite. We need to come together and solve this solution once and for all.... comrades, it's time we march to the border and chain ourselves to border patrol agents. Yes, we must do everything in our collective power to hinder this wanton discrimination against the Peoples of Atzlan™. I would personally suggest that everyone go on ahead without me. I have a doctor’s note excusing me from having to chain myself to a border agent. But... my absence shouldn't stop you from ushering in Progress™. No! Fear not comrades! My presence will be with you in...ummm.... spirit! Yes! Spirit! Go forth and win one for the Gypper! Me!
 

Meow, why do you not come down to your wing of the Rancho del Rio Grande? I am building a 700' tower for sighting Border Patrol agents and our friends at the DNC Outreach have given cell phones to coyotes leading in the wetbacks, er, Soon To Be Oppressed Peoples from the Peoples of Atzlan. You and I can enjoy some of the Bombay Sapphire gin--I have had Coca Cola resurrect the original Schweppes tonic formula, before it became too sweet--and we can from that vantage warn our future workers of attempts to send them back.
 

Alright, Theocritus, so long as there is an umbrella (or someone holding the umbrella)... I burn easily. Oh, AC would be nice, maybe a few dainty whores... a pile of ca$h to roll around in perhaps? Yes, make that two piles of ca$h... I want the Benvolent Migrant Saviors™ on the other side to see us merrily rolling in dough so that they'll be more corageous when fleeing from border patrol dune buggies.
 

Once on a morning show I saw a woman doctor with her 15 minutes of fame. She had confected a system of signs for children about to get medical attention which would show them how it would hurt. From a smiley face to one with a straight line to one with tears--or something that I had repressed. She maintained that children should be shown one of them, like a flash card, before a shot or being castrated or whatever, to telegraph the child. How much to set up a squall, I thought.

So we ought to have flash cards, 100' high, for warning. The INS sign ranging to a social-security card and an American hospital bed, to warn and to invite. After all, we already have it in place. Here it is not uncommon for those caught to request the longest possible sentence for jail here is better than life in Mexico.

We are winning already.
 

The ever vigilant Laika sent us a transmission this morning - a chain mailforwarded multiple times. It repeated line by line a reworded version ofour original story. A quick search in Google on "Maxineon Minorities" shows a whole bunch of entries on blogs and forums,starting with fall of 2007. I don't mind them spreading the message, butwhy can't they also put a link to our original story above?

Where is Snopes.com when we need it?

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Subject: FW: FW: Maxine on Minorities
Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008
Maxine on Minorities


* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.
* They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
* They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day.

I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans;

I'm talking about our troops!

Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops and are now threatening to defund them?

Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to read it.
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Oleg,

This wench is peddling this around the web like it's her very own work. She's getting comments like

"way to go maxine"
"..Maxine nails it again"

Sounds like the Oprah book club to me.

"Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to plagiarize"
 

Move America Forward invites you to support their drive to send the largest number of care packages to U.S. troops in history! MORE>

http://www.thecampaignstore.com/store/default.asp?parentid=409
 

Who the hell is she ??

I swear by Lenin's underpants I'll track her down
 

Rare photograph of Maxine and her radical friends enjoying wrecking chaos and confusion in the capitalist internet world from the safety of their hideout lair in communist Lower Scabobia.
 

Commissar Theocritus

Once on a morning show I saw a woman doctor with her 15 minutes of fame. She had confected a system of signs for children about to get medical attention which would show them how it would hurt. From a smiley face to one with a straight line to one with tears--or something that I had repressed. She maintained that children should be shown one of them, like a flash card, before a shot or being castrated or whatever, to telegraph the child. How much to set up a squall, I thought.

So we ought to have flash cards, 100' high, for warning. The INS sign ranging to a social-security card and an American hospital bed, to warn and to invite. After all, we already have it in place. Here it is not uncommon for those caught to request the longest possible sentence for jail here is better than life in Mexico.

We are winning already. I'm thinking of setting up a lemonade stand along the route of the migrant workers trekking through Az. They could use a little refreshment,and I was hoping to sign them up at the same time for glorious Democratic party.
 

Quote:

I'm thinking of setting up a lemonade stand along the route of the migrant workers trekking through Az. They could use a little refreshment,and I was hoping to sign them up at the same time for glorious Democratic party.

Too late comrade thingies! They sign up with the Damnocratic party at home before they ever cross the border! It is mandatory if they want to get a phony SSI number!
 

famous are the children of Hawai'i
ever loyal to the land
when the evil-hearted messenger comes
with his greedy document of extortion
Hawai'i answers,
No one will fix a signature
to the paper of the enemy
With its sin of annexation
And sale of civil rights
 

I wish I had some idea what the preceding post had to do with anything on this thread.
 

Do we see the signs of Hawaiian nationalism raising its head along with the emergence of the Religious Left, all awakened and stirred up by the advent of Obamessiah?

Must be the New Revelation in the New New Testament that is still being written.
 

Me thinks "famous are the flowers" has partaken too much of the crack pipe.

--
ZB
 

Troops? Pah. Suddenly, I have no qualm using word illegal.
 

Just today received another chain mail titled...

Maxine's Best One....WAKE UP AMERICA

And, of course, it's the same message as in the one above, from 2008, lifted off the People's Cube - but in much larger letters. For a woman her age, Maxine does get around...