Mr. Snuggle Bunny's 5-Year Plan #2
















What is this!? What on Stalins green glorious Earth is this gray background?! FASCINATING!




Your work for the glorious progessive revolution is outstanding. However, I must ask, is not your vary name antithetical to the collective? Womyn everywhere will surely be outraged at the obvious sexist overtones of 'Mr' being included in your name!! In the spirit of sameness I believe that comrade should suffice and the term 'Mr' be burned from the minds and eyes of all. For until such bourgeios titles are abolished, we can not live in peaceful sameness.

O'Brien
Comrade Bunny,Your work for the glorious progessive revolution is outstanding. However, I must ask, is not your vary name antithetical to the collective? Womyn everywhere will surely be outraged at the obvious sexist overtones of 'Mr' being included in your name!! In the spirit of sameness I believe that comrade should suffice and the term 'Mr' be burned from the minds and eyes of all. For until such bourgeios titles are abolished, we can not live in peaceful sameness.
You're not questioning a member of the Central Committee, are you, comrade?

-Jihad E, Edukator & Nyetscaper


O'Brien
Comrade Bunny,Your work for the glorious progessive revolution is outstanding. However, I must ask, is not your vary name antithetical to the collective? Womyn everywhere will surely be outraged at the obvious sexist overtones of 'Mr' being included in your name!! In the spirit of sameness I believe that comrade should suffice and the term 'Mr' be burned from the minds and eyes of all. For until such bourgeios titles are abolished, we can not live in peaceful sameness.
Comrade O'Brien, please, stop with the character attacks. Comrade Bunny is a humble servant to progress and has come from a harsh life of cosmetic testing on animals. Day after day, those pigs would smear a new shade of ladies lipstick all over his innocent little face to see if it was "safe" for humyn use. Sickening comrade O'Brien, just sickening to question him! And you of all people should be ashamed to make such a suggestion that Comrade Bunny, in all his courage and struggle, is a mere pawn not upholding his ideological commitments as a loyal and steadfast tool of the revolution. Shame comrade O'Brien, SHAME!!!
O'Brein, I will personally see to it that your time slot on NBC be revoked immediately and that you never work in the Entertainment Industrial Complex ever again!!! Good day madame.





Chairman Meow S. Pun
O'Brien
O'Brein, I will personally see to it that your time slot on NBC be revoked immediately and that you never work in the Entertainment Industrial Complex ever again!!! Good day madame.Wrong O'Brien, Comrade. And forgive me if I caused you to misunderstand. I would never question a member of the Central Party, for they know what is best for everyone, after all...only they truely love us and protect us. I merely suggest that 'Mr' in Comrade Snuggle Bunny might be used by the bougeios as a weapon against us, crying 'hypocrite' or some such nonsense. Granted I am only a cog in the mighty wheel of the revolution and therefore not privy to the wisdom of the Central Party Hub, so I merely ask so that I may be able to clearly defend Comrade Snuggle Bunny against the decadent capitalist pig dogs.
O'Brien


You've been thinking! Thinking is Menshevik! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!


He is part of the inner party:

Comrade O'Brien, thank you for your hard work. You've always been a personal role model.


Other O'Brien, I apologize, I really do. I didnt mean to come down so hard on you, here, take this expired ration card as a token of my deepest regrets. I too am a fan of your work in room 101.





General Ivan
My peecsheer....Your... what?


Comrade Otis
General Ivan
My peecsheer....Your... what?
PICTURE!
Can't you read perfect English, Comrade?? Or are you one of those "undocumented immigrants" we keep hearing the RepubliKKKans bitch about?
Just kidding, Comrade :)


I cannot help but question his devotion.


Comrade Che Cure Booty
Is not "Comrade" O'Brien 22 years behind schedule? I understand slow and steady wins the race, but I yearn for liberation.I cannot help but question his devotion.
Comrade,
I will kindly explain all the nuances of the struggle as it progresses. Just tell me your location and I will have someone pick you up so that we may meet and discuss. If you're lucky I may show you my rat trick!
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


Umm...I would absolutely love to meet with you but umm...I have a previous engagement, yes, a previous engagement. I'm uh...I'm uh...I'm going to a private screening of Battleship Potemkin. Yes, yes, a screening of Battleship Potemkin.
I hope you understand Comrade.




Premier Betty
It's interesting that Stalin's using a Mac....Glorious Comrade Stalin is not using a 'Mac', whatever bourgeois thing that might be. He is using a glorious People's Computer of the Glorious and Benevolent Communist Revolution of the Proletariat Against the Decadent and Hateful Bourgeios of the West!! PeeComp in newspeak. It is interesting that you should know of crazy outlandish things such as 'Mac's. I have heard of such things as I have interrogated, er...questioned certain individuals during their routine loyalty hearings, er....parties, but I am not quite sure what they are. I do know however that such things smack of individualism and therefore anti-Party!! We must root them out and destroy them at all costs!!
Oh and I prefer this picture of me. It brings back such fond memories.

O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH









O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORENCE IS STRENGTH



