Mr Snuggle Bunny's 5 Year Plan 3








One could expand on this, and someone with more politically correct artistic skills than I should exploit these:
1. The Obamamatic (apologies to Ron Popeil) -- solves all international crises. It automatically disavows anything President Obama might say about another nation in a private facsimile to that nation's capital or nearest embassy.
2. The Obama-Easy Button -- pressing it results in a unilateral air strike against the sovereign territory of an ally of President Obama's choice, select 1 for the UK, select 2 for Canada, ....
3. Appeasamint -- get that awful taste of victory out of your mouth .. makes surrender go down easily.


Mr. Snugglebunny
Congratulations to the General Secretary on his expansion of the proliteriat masses. I am confident this child will grow strong and proud to go on to be unanimously elected successor to the General Secretary in free and open elections. In honor of this occasion I will purchase carbon credits to offset the--urm--"emissions" generated by this little bundle of revolutionary goodness.
Red Square
Mr. Snugglebunny thanks all of you for attention and is asking me to make the following announcement:Mr. Snugglebunny
Congratulations to the General Secretary on his expansion of the proliteriat masses. I am confident this child will grow strong and proud to go on to be unanimously elected successor to the General Secretary in free and open elections. In honor of this occasion I will purchase carbon credits to offset the--urm--"emissions" generated by this little bundle of revolutionary goodness.Well Done COmrade the Poeple are proud of your Work