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12 Days of Elections (Jolly Midterm Season Song)

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Election Day used to last one day only. But some powerful people felt it wasn't enough, and they turned it into an entire season of jolly protests, festive lawsuits, decorative recounts, finding gift-wrapped ballot boxes under the tree, and making lists and checking them twice, so that all good self-identified boys and girls could finally be rewarded with congressional seats and governorships.

If there can be 12 Days of Christmas, why can't there be 12 Days of Elections? A recent post by Margaret made me write this song. It's not finished, so your contributions will be most welcome. Here's a YouTube original for inspiration.


12 Days of Elections

On the first day of elections Florida gave to me
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the second day of elections Florida gave to me
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

On the third day of elections Florida gave to me
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the fourth day of elections Florida gave to me
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the fifth day of elections Florida gave to me
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the sixth day of elections Florida gave to me
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the seventh day of elections Florida gave to me
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

On the eighth day of elections Florida gave to me
eight anchors fuming
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

On the ninth day of elections Florida gave to me
nine mobs protesting
eight anchors fuming
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

To be continued ................

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I used to think that Election Day lasted one day only. Not anymore. Many people felt sad that elections lasted just one quick day, and they turned it into an entire season of jolly protests, festive lawsuits, decorative recounts, finding gift-wrapped ballot boxes under the tree, and making lists and checking them twice, so that all good self-identified boys and girls could finally be rewarded with congressional seats and governorships.

If there can be 12 Days of Christmas, why can't there be 12 Days of Elections? A recent post by Margaret made me write this song. It's not finished, so your contributions will be most welcome. Here's a YouTube original for inspiration.


12 Days of Elections

On the first day of elections Florida gave to me
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the second day of elections Florida gave to me
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

On the third day of elections Florida gave to me
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the fourth day of elections Florida gave to me
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the fifth day of elections Florida gave to me
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the sixth day of elections Florida gave to me
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree.

On the seventh day of elections Florida gave to me
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

On the eighth day of elections Florida gave to me
eight anchors fuming
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

On the ninth day of elections Florida gave to me
nine mobs protesting
eight anchors fuming
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

To be continued ................



On the tenth day of elections Florida gave to me
ten Russians laughing
nine mobs protesting
eight anchors fuming
seven lawyers suing
six machines a-failin'
five hand recounts
four court orders,
three new bags of ballots,
two reversed concessions and
a loss on the ballot counting spree

?next?


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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Eleven Obama Judges...

and a pecan in a squirrel's tree!

Ho,Ho,Ho...

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The witty and darling [color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Eleven Obama Judges...

and a pecan in a squirrel's tree!

Ho,Ho,Ho...
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Be cautious Captain Craptek... you are messing with the top pecan loss prevention expert in the whole state of Texas!
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Ivan... will you be sporting your new medal at the Tractor Barn #2 bacchanalia tractor transmission repair class tonight?
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Komrades, another Jolly Midterm Season song.........................





Deck the halls with ballot boxes.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.
All filled out for Rethuglikkkan loses.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.
Gone are all the losing ballots.
Fa, la, la.....la, la, la......La.La.La.
Troll the polls with Goebbels media.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.

See the blazing cities before us.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.
Grab a torch and join the protest.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.
Follow the many recounts.
Fa, la, la.....la, la, la.....La.La.La.
1982 GOP C.D. cancelled (uh,oh) may not be a blue treasure.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.

Fast away our chance is passing.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.
Hell, borders closed, no new voters.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.
Sing we desperate all together.
Fa, la, la.....la, la, la.....La.La.La.
Won't accept Trump Never EVER.
Fa, la, la, la, la........La. La. La. La.


Time for some beetnog.

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Miss Clara, I see you are active in all the fine arts...
singing, modeling, et cetera.
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Miss Clara, I see you are active in all the fine arts...
singing, modeling, et cetera.
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One needs to stay busy while waiting for the G.W.O.N.T. to arrive.

Brrrrrrrrrrr..........there is a bit of a chill ....... where's my reindeer pelt robe?

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Comrade Putout wrote:.
Miss Clara, I see you are active in all the fine arts...
singing, modeling, et cetera.
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One needs to stay busy while waiting for the G.W.O.N.T. to arrive.

Brrrrrrrrrrr..........there is a bit of a chill ....... where's my reindeer pelt robe?

I see Ivan hanging out "behind" you... he seems warm enough.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Comrade Putout wrote:.
Miss Clara, I see you are active in all the fine arts...
singing, modeling, et cetera.
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One needs to stay busy while waiting for the G.W.O.N.T. to arrive.

Brrrrrrrrrrr..........there is a bit of a chill ....... where's my reindeer pelt robe?

I see Ivan hanging out "behind" you... he seems warm enough.

Is that my reindeer pelt robe he's wearing??!! No wonder he seems warm enough.


 
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