72 Virgins To Blame For Ever-Changing Osama Story



Thanks to Harry Bell for the punchline.




If you analyze his statement carefully, he uses the word "thought" carelessly and with contempt.
No one has explained to him what this word actually means in English.








I love the new podium. Super graphic as usual.
Comrades,
R.O.C.K. in the USSA said; "I'm sorry, but I still think it's Bush's fault."
This is the Prime Directive Comrades. No exceptions! It will always, forever and a day, be BUSH's FAULT. Period!!!
Who are we or anyone to question Dear Leader? It impossible to question a Deity or understand his ways. We are mere mortals. Nothing more.


Oooo, wait, he's trying to lasso the illegal Mesitzo vote. Maybe "El Muerto Mulatto" would be better?
On second thought that doesn't translate well (The dead mulatto).


Maybe "El Dador de Muerte Mulato" "The Mulatto Death Giver"
Oops, my bad! Defending the Alamo wouldn't help with the Mexican voters. Sorry Comrades.




If the Colonel can deliver them, I'll expand production immediately - with the normal stipend to the Party



Superkommissar Maksim
Thanks to Harry Bell for the punchline.Тхенкс Комрейд Максим фор тхис хаигли амюзинг пикчурс :)



silly vegans... 72 of them to attend to


Ok..... I count five.
Where did the other sixty-seven fly off to ?