72 Virgins To Blame For Ever-Changing Osama Story

Thanks to Harry Bell for the punchline.
 

I love how 16 hours of sleeping, nose picking, and begging Hillary for advice one what to do has been defined as a "gutsy call".
 

Super Max,

If you analyze his statement carefully, he uses the word "thought" carelessly and with contempt.

No one has explained to him what this word actually means in English.
 

I'm sorry, but I still think it's Bush's fault.
 

The VP asks" What harm can one 72 year old virgin do to anybody?
 

Dear Leader must really be troubled having to betray hero of Glorious Revolution™ against the bourgeois morals of the west. No wonder he can't keep his stories strait.
 

Superkommissar Maksim,
I love the new podium. Super graphic as usual.

Comrades,
R.O.C.K. in the USSA said; "I'm sorry, but I still think it's Bush's fault."
This is the Prime Directive Comrades. No exceptions! It will always, forever and a day, be BUSH's FAULT. Period!!!

Who are we or anyone to question Dear Leader? It impossible to question a Deity or understand his ways. We are mere mortals. Nothing more.
 

I'm thinking Obama's tag for 2012 should be "Old Blood and Guts."

Oooo, wait, he's trying to lasso the illegal Mesitzo vote. Maybe "El Muerto Mulatto" would be better?

On second thought that doesn't translate well (The dead mulatto).
 

Comrade Whoopie,
Maybe "El Dador de Muerte Mulato" "The Mulatto Death Giver"




Oops, my bad! Defending the Alamo wouldn't help with the Mexican voters. Sorry Comrades.
 

Comrade Grigori, perhaps in this case our Dear Leader was "the enemy within"...
 

Just as I have always known. There are shovels in the afterlife too!

If the Colonel can deliver them, I'll expand production immediately - with the normal stipend to the Party , of course.



 

Superkommissar Maksim

Thanks to Harry Bell for the punchline.

Тхенкс Комрейд Максим фор тхис хаигли амюзинг пикчурс :)
 

silly vegans... 72 of them to attend to Obama Osama is a lot of lettuce.
 

Ok..... I count five.
Where did the other sixty-seven fly off to ?