Comrades, it's TODAY!!! so - wherever you are - grab your May Pole ribbons and get ready to celebrate!

Here we see the 99% practicing joyfully for Tuesday's big event - a General Strike! WEEEEEEEE!!!

And here we see, in an actual official 99% poster designed to UNITE! the percentages, the goal of the event - a huge May Pole Hand, raised high above everyone! Much like a pinata but on a much larger scale - and worldwide - the hands will hold tens of thousands of pieces of candy in each location, which, when shot apart by cooperating police and security, will rain down on all the participants - 100% OF THEM!!

It's going to be a beautiful thing to behold, as the 1% and the 99% join together - eating Snickers bars and Jolly Ranchers - a day of peace, love, and candy.

Don't forget to bring your iPhones and iPads - there will be a special message of support by - are you ready for this? - President B. Hussein Obama Himself!!!

This just in -

Here we see yet another practice run for Tuesday's exciting General Strike, as members of the 99% practice at an undisclosed location for that evening's BBQ and marshmallow roast :)

As you can see by one participant's huge smile, the festivities - world-wide - are going to be gloriously joyous! In short, having been some days in preparation, a splendid time is guaranteed for all!!

May I, Krasnodar, assume that the fire burning in the background is fueled by truckloads of those confiscated, out-of-date school books that talk about individual and state's rights as guaranteed the Constitution ?
Very good. The sooner we remove them from the hands our children, the better.

Actually, I believe that particular fire was being fueled by the hardcopies of the satellite data showing accurate temperature records for the last thirty years. We are saving the text books for the real celebrations planned for Tuesday.

It's a very ancient ritual. All the virgins in the collective run around the Maypole of Lenin with their red ribbon of socialist work and joy until they've reached the Maypole of Lenin. This gives the collective a new rebirth of energy and the local Party chairman beds his favorite virgin for the night so that the five-year-plan for the beat harvest is fulfilled.

Virgins around the Maypole? Aw, fluke it! I'm not going! How about some womyn with some practice?! A lot of practice!?

Comrade Loaf, not to worry - remember, the Occupiers are well known for their sex/masturbation/urination/defecation in public. And they get more practice with every bused-in occupation!

C. Margaret ,

" All the virgins in the collective " ?

That's a good one !

Why am I not given a paid holiday for tomorrow??? 182 days per year is too much to bear!

This glorious First of May, take a moment to remember all the workers who will benefit from heroic socialist celebration. Sanitation workers, window makers and installers, and maintenance workers who clean up after our revolutionary spray painted slogans and graffiti. May Day is about sticking it to the man by giving the disenfranchised worker more work to do at the expense of the managing class.

How can the Only Wanting Socialism mob take time off when they don't do anything to contribute to the economy in the first place?


A REAL GENERAL STRIKE would consist of the producers and achievers ‘shrugging' society's burdens for a time, demonstrating to everyone how much they contribute.


Maybe we should do that?

What say you comrades?

Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!

Hey, I could write a novel around that idea !

Hmmm ........ call it.......... " Bernie Shrugged " !

Yeah, that's the ticket........

Greetings comrades!!

I wasn't sure where to share my thought crime for this momentous day so I'm posting it here.

Krasnodar wrote:May I, Krasnodar, assume that the fire burning in the background is fueled by truckloads of those confiscated, out-of-date school books that talk about individual and state's rights as guaranteed the Constitution?

Very good. The sooner we remove them from the hands our children, the better.

That's good thinking, Comrade, but is it really necessary? Bear in mind that for decades our little proglets have been taught by unionized teachers which cannot be fired for anything, and the little ones are, well, illiterate.

Also in a few years there simply won't be language available to describe things like personal responsibility or patriotism or freedom or equal rights under the law. It will be no more dangerous than leading a group of the blind through the Louvre.

That's the glory of PC. It makes dissent impossible because dissent is a sign of bad faith and evil character.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote: That's the glory of PC. It makes dissent impossible because dissent is a sign of bad faith and evil character.

Plus, it's mean.

Unless you're the 99% doing the dissenting.

Umm, does that make any sense at all, mathematically speaking?

Welcome, Vlad. Thanks for giving us all the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign! Dear Leader has been giving it to the entire nation for going on four years now...surely our luck will change, right? FORWARD!

Da, good to make your acquaintance, Comrade Inhaler, as Comrade Brain In Jar has said - and my compliments upon your most equal name!

May Day Programming Note:
The workers fireworks scheduled for this evening in Cleveland have been postponed at least until the bail hearings.


"O-hi-o"

https://bbb1.tripod.com/miditunes/ohio.mid

Tin cups with Obama's coming,
We're finally on food-stamps.
This summer I heard occupy drumming,
Five dolts in O-hi-o.

Gotta get the bridge down
Cause the one percent are keeping us down
Should've had free healthcare long ago.
What if you tried to blow her
And found her not on the ground
How can you run when the pigs know?


Gotta get the bridge down
Cause the one percent are keeping us down
Should've had free healthcare long ago.
What if you tried to blow her
And found her not on the ground
How can you run when the pigs know?

Tin cups with Obama's coming,
We're finally on food-stamps.
This summer I heard occupy drumming,
Five dolts in O-hi-o.

Five dolts in O-hi-o.

Five dolts in O-hi-o.

How many more?

Yes, Vlad, welcome. Remember that you're Vlad the Inhaler. I'm Vlad the Impaler and the director of compassion and conspicuous consumption and all that other BS. You know, all that precious and cheesy prog crap that we do so we can look down our noses at people.

ROCK wrote:Unless you're the 99% doing the dissenting.

Umm, does that make any sense at all, mathematically speaking?

Oh yes, in this world a the majority is the minority. Even though straight while males are not the majority, they are treated as such because that's the club we use to beat them with. Add up all the women, the people of color, and especially all the rage junkies, and you know who you are, and you have a minority of the people expected to pay for everything, be blamed for everything, and to always get in the back of the bus.

Da and thank you most equitable proletarian brothers of parody und sharpest wit!

And da Father Prog dat eez understoot! Comrade Inhaler is happy to comply and serve only cube!

I care, sniff, sob.... :( Won't you please care too & help, Comrades.. weep, fart, it's only .6 CEU a day, cry, burp.


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