Oh Comrades!

Wail in collective sorrow as news rings out across the global village that our dear benevolent father to the south Generalissimo Fidel Castro has been hospitalized!

He is ill, Comrades, ILL! The bowels of our great leader bleed in sorrow for the countless dissidents in Miami who are missing out on the progressive socialist paradise of Cuba. Now we sit and wait, hoping that Lenin will give us a miracle and help the great Castro make a full recovery.

We have been weary before as we sat in horror watching Uncle Fidel tumble at the mercy of a treacherous row of steel chairs, but now our dear leader is faced with a new assassin, STRESS!

Be strong Comrades, be strong. Send in your collective thoughts and expired ration cards to Uncle Fidel to show him that his loyal friends here in Amerika are safely thinking of him.

Let us sit in denial and hope that these latest allegations are nothing more than reactionary propaganda spewed out by the Bush Plantation House.

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,206483,00.html

Maybe he's pregnant with brilliant ideas for world domination.