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A Car for the Sequestration Age

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With looming budget cuts, People's Car Factory No.1is changing their name from Government Motors and is rolling out a new leaner, greener, cheaper, more efficient, and easier to produce car for the people. The 2014 Obamacar is the answer for cheap dependable transportation for a greener kollecktive!

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Here is the factory in Detroitgrad, Michiganstan:

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Comrades can now "motor" to and from their labor camps jobs for a week on less than a pint of beet vodka! (also build stronger legs for running from mass murderers) Marvelous idea and a great leap Forward!™

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So Gm has now become PM, then the sports model would be the PMS and the Progressive Family model would be the PMGLBTH that could be ordered in the A.M. from PM.

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trashmouth wrote:So Gm has now become PM, then the sports model would be the PMS and the Progressive Family model would be the PMGLBTH that could be ordered in the A.M. from PM.
Party doctrine dictates that there are no other models other than the basic, and the body style is to remain in place for the next 20-30 years. so it would be a BM from PM an the A.M. but it could also be a POS (Pride of Socialism).

Car pooling will become very interesting in the new Obamacar.


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Wow, Joe Biden is not only a firearms owner's best friend, he even lets the Prez borrow his car and clothes!

Now that's selflessness!

Non-workers of the world, demand equal unemployment benefits, double rations of beet vodka and more free electronic gear. Be sure to spy and turn in friends, relatives and neighbors for the common good(tm).

Demand immediate surrender of all guns, they are too dangerous and the para-military police are here for our collective safety. Give up your right of self defense, it's for the children. Oops' gotta go and get my free lunch.

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The military will also need a tank for the sequestration age. I'm confident some of these old inflatables will do the trick....

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