A Citizen's Response To The Obama-mercial






Where the hell did you put the barf bags? 'Cause I'm about to hurl!


But hurling in public is an essential part of our freedom of speech, no? I seldom leave home without two or three barf bags in my duffel bag in case I happen to see a McCain-Palin sign or, Lenin forbid, an American flag. Once relieved I usually throw the bag towards the object that has caused me to hurl as a proud expression of political speech.
Unfortunately I'm running out my supply and I don't know what I'm going to do if Obama loses. I'm sure a request for an authorization to purchase barf bags will put me squarely on a list of persons suspected of dissent and my record will be thoroughly checked by a government employee for any possible violations.
In view of such suffering inflicted upon us by the Right-Wingers, it will be only fair to give them the same treatment or worse should our side win. Through a careful rationing of barf bags and tinfoil hats we shall gain control of their inclinations and thought process.
It is so easy to project our actions on the Right-Wingers because they are a mirror reflection of us Progressives, only we are good and they are evil.


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Speaking of standing in lines, I have to get ready for Saturday--I am taking a double-date (2 women) to the gun show AFTER the Veterans meeting.




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Statistics are a bourgeois fetish, Red Square! Do you want your committee card revoked?Begemot, talk like that to Red Square can lead to a graphic illustration that there are indeed many more than one way to skin a cat.


And just when Mousey-Tongue and Pupovich finally managed to reach an understanding!
I'm reminded of that old Sylvester and Tweety cartoon, where Granny threatened to send Sylvester to the violin factory if any harm came to Tweety while she was gone.
Eee-eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee!
Considered yourself warned, kitty!


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I'm only joking around and I find everyone in here smart and a lot of fun. I am trying to be ironical with some of my statements and references and I am not trying to offend. I am just wanting to harmlessly shoot some sh*t back and forth. If I was a little too opaque, part of that was intentional, but I don't want you to think I'm arrogant. I'm just messing around and trying to get the pulse of the place. This site is hysterical and I'm just trying to bring my own flavor, not disrupt things. Everything cool?
By the way, the "typical cat" comment was quite clever.


The Party vehemently tolerates healthy criticism, but you have made one mistake - you had the audacity to criticize Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid - me! (You can hiss at everyone else with impunity, but walk softly near Pinkie who has the propensity of hitting comrades with a shovel upside their heads).
But don't worry, Begemot. The Party is merciful and forgiving. You will get back your posting rations once you have completed a prescribed 5-hour self-criticism session with a shovel in front of the Party Headquarters. You will be notified of the date and time. We need time to coordinate the busing of schoolchildren from city schools, who will be watching you as an introduction to the idea of mandatory community service promised by Premier Obama.


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You will get back your posting rations once you have completed a prescribed 5-hour self-criticism session with a shovel in front of the Party Headquarters.Ooo, Red Square likes you! When I screwed up in a similar fashion soon after my arrival via the People's Tractor from our Collective Farm, I had to swab out all the crevices of a certain former MTE who can no longer be mentioned, and apply the special ointment with a Q-tip to keep the ichor from dripping out and ruining the upholstery.


Now someone pass the vodka and caviar...get back to work you lazy proles!...