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A Progressive Model of Modern Industrialization

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Comrades, have you ever wondered where your Party™ issued iPhone comes from? China, yes of course. But I mean the actual factory where the iPhone is manufactured?

Let me introduce you to Foxconn, a modern model of Progressive industrial efficiency. Let's take a tour of their facility or campus as they like to call it. A virtual city where all of the worker's needs are met.

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Here we see happy workers assembling circuit boards. Notice the clean, friendly environment so attractive to foreign customers like Apple. Not visible is the ankle chain that securely grounds each employee at their workstation assuring that static electricity will not damage the delicate components.

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As you can see the workers are fed, free of charge in a modern, hygienic chow hall. No chance for them to sneak out to get drunk like those hooligan GM auto workers.

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Not only are the workers fed, they're housed on site in spacious, comfortable dormitories. Since the company graciously provides everything they need there really is no reason for them to ever leave.

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To provide security for their happy workforce the company maintains it's own private police detail to enforce company policy and maintain order.

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Here we see the happy workers attending mandatory training where they learn to "treasure their life" as an employee of Foxconn.

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Of course in the rare case that some workers are feeling depressed or unhappy, the company provides free mandatory mental counseling.

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And if counseling fails to help the unhappy worker to "treasure their life" the company has installed suicide nets just in case they try to jump out of their dormitory window. The company has a significant investment in each employee and nobody will be allowed to defraud the company by killing themselves on company time.

Comrades, this is a model that we, here in the America of Next Tuesday, should implement as soon as the Bush recession is over.

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It's so HAPPY and CLEAN! I just love it!

Nothing to think about, nothing to worry to about, everything provided for a HAPPY and CLEAN life.

I feel so tingly!

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Most Equal Comrade Whoopie, I wonder though, are these workers union? If not, why?

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But comrade, the nets will cause shortage of Soylent Green.

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Oh ......." Sweet Pea "........... They don't allow drugs.

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Love (for Glorious Party) is the drug I'm thinking of...

Nyets bring tears to the eyes of the awakened are such a forward touch and offer undeniable proof that benevolent progressive leaders protect dejected happy slaves workers as they inevitably attempt final tragic escape accidentally slip from the railings while singing the praises of Great Leader.

It is terrifying heart warming to see the result of advanced collective progress and offers clear vision of hellish tremendous future that is ours.

Krasnodar wrote:Oh ......." Sweet Pea "........... They don't allow drugs.

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Yanno, compared to the work camps I lived in while in Alaska, that dormitory looks awfully nice.

Probably smells better too.

And I will bet they don't have a problem with Grizzly bears tearing the front door off the cook house either.

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JOBS??? THEY have jobs?? (spit)

I, umm, uh, this is lovely; this is what we have dreams of here, in Obama Gulag County™ ! Free housing is the benficial benefit we all dream of - comfy, cozy, required. The suicide nets are particularly pleasing, since we would not want any glorious, more than equal Party Elite to be injured by some foolish prole jumping from 47 floor free housing, would we?!

They do look so happy and full of fun at their 25 hr. work day, do they not? Who needs drugs with such perfect working condition and entitlements? And of course, they have their vodka! (what? no??? how can that be? everyone loves vodka!! well, *$#@!)

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Comrade Whoopie,

For us to "catch up" in 21st Century Redistributionistic Global Industrialization, we must rewind to our successes in the mid-to-late 20 Century and then fast-forward to the present. For starters, we need to get our farmers back onto their tractors. Let's start the bidding on this classic (not mine):

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I even remember the classic plea of the farmer's wife in those days: "Dig a little deeper, John, Dear" Now, John is too old and has lost his ass and doesn't know which way to turn, except that he knows the Government is telling him to "turn over."

--KOOK

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Here are some additional photos of Foxconn.

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Notice the prison like fortress design of the "campus" in which the only way in (or out) is to cross a bridge over a moat to a walled off compound. Steel gates are located at each end of the bridge creating what amounts to a sally port (look up the definition).

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And here is the commissar CEO, the boss. He's the happiest employee of all. He get's to leave anytime he wants.

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That is the best use of evil capitalist USSA dollars I have ever seen. Why can't all capitalist dollars go to such factories?

There are many like the MTE (a.k.a. Many Titted Impress, aka Comrade Hillary-for those new to the collective) who dream of a world of the "Third Way." I wonder if this is what she has in mind.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Here are some additional photos of Foxconn.

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Notice the prison like fortress design of the "campus" in which the only way in (or out) is to cross a bridge over a moat to a walled off compound. Steel gates are located at each end of the bridge creating what amounts to a sally port (look up the definition).

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And here is the commissar CEO, the boss. He's the happiest employee of all. He get's to leave anytime he wants.


Comrade Whoopie....


The nature of this complex is "high security".
You do know that Apple insists on much secrecy of its designs, including manufacturing.
This is just the Chinese accomodating Apple's request for secrecy!

Look what happened with the "Beergate" leak of the iPhone4!

The Chinese are just doing the bidding of Steve Jobs......

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"fulfillment center"? Why do we not have a fulfillment center in the Peoples Gulag? I have many things I would like to have fulfilled; hungry tummy, empty bank account; gasoline money . . . I am thinking this is not equalizing or fair to the people, not to have The Peoples Fulfillment Center & Redistribution Annex HERE. That would be very 'innovative' would it not???
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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:"fulfillment center"? Why do we not have a fulfillment center in the Peoples Gulag? I have many things I would like to have fulfilled; hungry tummy, empty bank account; gasoline money . . . I am thinking this is not equalizing or fair to the people, not to have The Peoples Fulfillment Center & Redistribution Annex HERE. That would be very 'innovative' would it not???
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Obviously Fraulein, you possess the wrong skin pigmentation. Otherwise, you WOULD HAVE Obama Money in your bank account, and GAS IN YOUR CAR.

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KOOK wrote: I even remember the classic plea of the farmer's wife in those days: "Dig a little deeper, John, Dear" Now, John is too old and has [highlight=#ffff00]lost his ass and doesn't know which way to turn[/highlight], except that he knows the Government is telling him to "turn over."
--KOOK
This is an SBO Special (Small Business Owners) - Who are stubbornly denying the recession has been over since last June. Ask any government employee - things are fine and getting better right along. People must get on the right side of this issue. Apply for government work now.

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KOOK wrote:For starters, we need to get our farmers back onto their tractors. Let's start the bidding on this classic (not mine):

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Does the coffee can covering the exhaust come with it?

This is kinda funny to see, my tractor is getting a new tie rod and I used a different one today to chore the composter that we have to put a coffee can on the exhaust as well.

Anyone wanna help me spread the compost on the fields?

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I thought all tractors came from the factory with a coffee can over the exhaust.

Speaking of manure spreaders...

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Nets are a luxury we simply can not afford.

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Foxconn?

Is that anything like the Faux news?

Fraulein, why are you not for knowing the fullfillment? Has not Misha been of good help to you in the beet field?

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Misha has been more interested in redistributing himself than helping. Beets are withering on the vine, so to speak, while he joins the picketers, demanding health care benefits and socialist security endowments. And since he is illegal an undocumented Democrat, we must applaud the effort.

The beet field and the Fraulein are paying the price.

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ALA ZEG!!! now where is he....

Misha?

Misha?

MEEEEESHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah! There you to be! Why are you to be doing so much laundry with underwifes 38, 23, 36? Have I not been for telling you to be of helping the Fraulein Pulloskies in beet field? Her beets are for the withering! Now go before I make the beet of you.

Frau... Misha is on the way to you.

Comrade Whoopie... I am in such wonderment of glorious Foxconn I am for speechlessness. Such advancements gives much meaning to slogan of 'workers of the world unite.'

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You'll have to burn some incense sisters, I saw Misha at a local Anti-War Protest handing out Mime™ flyers. POWER TO THE MISHA!

Right On! Funky! And Solid.

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60's Sweet Pea Flower wrote:You'll have to burn some incense sisters, I saw Misha at a local Anti-War Protest handing out Mime™ flyers. POWER TO THE MISHA!

Right On! Funky! And Solid.

You are NOT a '60's chick!

You left at least ten "LIKE" and "You Know" out of that sentence. Authentic '60's talk would be-


"LIKE You'll have to LIKE burn LIKE some incense sisters, LIKE yanno LIKE I LIKE saw Misha at LIKE a local Anti-War Protest LIKE handing out Mime™ flyers. LIKE POWER TO THE MISHA! LIKE yanno?

It was DOPER talk, and it was considered COOL.

Like Peace Out Man, Yanno?

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https://www.peacesymbol.org/peace-symbol-art/peace-symbols/china-flag-peace-symbol-version-2/

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Scratchy, you sure you ain't just confusing Valley Girl talk with Hippy Chick talk?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Scratchy, you sure you ain't just confusing Valley Girl talk with Hippy Chick talk?

Naw. Valley Girl talk was Frank Zappa's daughter saying "Bag your face".

I am talking about late 60's lingo, and EVERYBODY started talking that way and couldn't help it.

It was a contagious disease
, and I still to this day have to carefully speak to filter out that stupid shit.

Actually, the CB craze helped me get rid of a lot of it. Replaced by "Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down and may the good lord take a liking to you good buddy. We're gone. 10-8"

Which has now been replaced by the ultra retarded chat lingo


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I never hear of "valley girl talk"... "hippy chick talk"! This sounds of rude insinuation about talking hips and I DENOUNCE YOUR MISOGYNY REICHWINGER VERBIAGE!!

But in 60's, I did date one young, handsome gentleman before years of Herr Pulloskies matrimonies. Mr Butch had a delightful, modern Amerikan vehicle. I found this one accurate photo we took after the tires were out to be retreaded. ahhh, the fun times, I reminisce of.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I never hear of "valley girl talk"... "hippy chick talk"! This sounds of rude insinuation about talking hips and I DENOUNCE YOUR MISOGYNY REICHWINGER VERBIAGE!!

But in 60's, I did date one young, handsome gentleman before years of Herr Pulloskies matrimonies. Mr Butch had a delightful, modern Amerikan vehicle. I found this one accurate photo we took after the tires were out to be retreaded. ahhh, the fun times, I reminisce of.

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Aw, the Buick straight 8. Eight cylinders inline. What a powerhouse. That was before GM figured out how to build a V-8.

Probably about half of the babies born in the early '50's were conceived in the back seat of these chick magnets.

Image 1952 Buick Special - Straight eight, 3 on the tree,
66,787 original mileage.
Excellent condition.
Price: Asking $7,000 Or Best Offer.
Contact information: Cheryl Paul
Mike's Garage, LLC

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Oh and on the valley girl-



And I just remembered Frank's daughter's name was "Moon". Moon Zappa


 
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