Comrades,

This is hard for me, OK. This is really, really hard for me right now and I don't want any lip from anyone. OK, well, as you all know, Party HQ has been moved from D.C (MY TOWN!) and is now located in Chicago at the request of the Messiah. And since the Party apparatus is located in Chicago – which is far, far away from me, my House, and Hillary – the Party will, without a shadow of a doubt, have a new Boss – which will not be me, anyone from my House, and, of course, Hillary.

Comrades, I present to you (against my own will) the new glorious Party leader…
~
MAYOR RICHARD M. DALEY and his CHICAGO POLITICAL MACHINE!




Hillary help us all.

Who would be better to orchestrate the riots in Denver during the convention? Excellent choice!! Let the smell of tear gas and the sounds of police beatings ring from every street corner!!

Most of the rioters have built an immunity to the tear gas. They will be more powerful than ever under his command.

Wait Lord Nancy! Do not despair! Now I will be the first to admit that I do not know the meaning of this Daley thing....but what is FACT.... no matter who wins in November, they will all have to bow to you Lord Nancy to get any thing done! Let them have their fun in the sun for the moment....but ALL will bow to you come January!

I fully support sites like this one. It is a good thing to isolate all the angry white men and let them rant at each other, so as to keep their annoyance of the rest of us at a minimum.

Me wantum cheap gas!
Me wantum house in suburbs!
They takum away from me!
Me so angry!!
Me angry, angry white man!

RRRAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

(Turns green and splits open shirt)

The Kossacks have arrived.

Comrade Dave wrote: Me angry, angry white man!

LOL. Don't let your imagination run to places where no white man has set foot before.

I wonder if being afraid of little green men makes one a racist.

What sort of foolishness was that? We support high gas prices, the higher the better. If that kulak thinks they are not high enough now, wait till the World of Next Tuesday arrives.

By Comrade Dave
6/17/2008, 8:37 pm


I fully support sites like this one. It is a good thing to isolate all the angry white men and let them rant at each other, so as to keep their annoyance of the rest of us at a minimum.

Me wantum cheap gas!
Me wantum house in suburbs!
They takum away from me!
Me so angry!!
Me angry, angry white man!

RRRAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

(Turns green and splits open shirt)

Iron Eyes Cody, is that you???


I thought you died in 99 Iron Eyes Cody??? Much wisdom you give white man of mighty cube...Red man crush Red cube with tomahawk wit!!!

I followed the spirit of Chief Wimitanyae and slaughtered a whooping crane in your honor Iron Eyes...Woooo-loo-loo-loo! Woooo-loo-loo-loo! Woooo-loo-loo-loo!

We pale faces are just here to "Keep America Beautiful" for you Iron Eyes Cody!!

Comrade Dave wrote:I fully support sites like this one. It is a good thing to isolate all the angry white men and let them rant at each other, so as to keep their annoyance of the rest of us at a minimum.

Me wantum cheap gas!
Me wantum house in suburbs!
They takum away from me!
Me so angry!!
Me angry, angry white man!

RRRAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

(Turns green and splits open shirt)

Dave,darling....you seem to be a bit confused. Nobody on this site is angry. Btw,Dave,who or what are "the rest of us"? The voices in your head really don't count as "the rest of us".
Those meds that you were given at the "resort" are for your own good. Please take them. The people w/ whom you must come into contact will greatly appreciate this.

Red Square wrote:I wonder if being afraid of little green men makes one a racist.

Could Comrade Dave be one of these Little Green Men?

All of them crammed inside a vending machine like refugees in the Superdome, waiting, waiting, waiting for their master, The Claw, to choose which one of them will get to go to a better place. The Claw is their Hope. The Claw will bring them Change!

Pick me great claw! Pick me!

Shout out to comrade Pinkie.... I had never heard the story about the Little Green Men before now.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Red Square wrote:I wonder if being afraid of little green men makes one a racist.

Could Comrade Dave be one of these Little Green Men?

All of them crammed inside a vending machine like refugees in the Superdome, waiting, waiting, waiting for their master, The Claw, to choose which one of them will get to go to a better place. The Claw is their Hope. The Claw will bring them Change!

NOT CRAW, CRAW!!!!

If one needs clarity, refer to certain mid-60's TV show written by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry...anyone? BUELLER??

For Pupovich:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9t5ZqeHcYk

for everyone else:

Allow me to answer your demands, Comrade Dave.

Me wantum cheap gas!

NO! You will pay the $2.75 ... uhh... $2.35... no... uhh... How much is gas again, Comrades? I wouldn't know because I have never pumped gas before let alone pay for said gas.

Well... anyways... Cheap gas is OFF THE TABLE just like impeachment is OFF THE TABLE. Americans need to find other ways to commute to work, like using their private jets or taking their own Speaker's Yacht up the Potomac. I mean, that is how I get to work on time! If it is good for me than it is good for you! NEXT DEMAND!

Me wantum house in suburbs!

NO! You will live where we tell you to live, bitch! You will live in the inner-city, Comrade Dave, where you will spend the greater portion of your life dining off of government cheese while bitching that your kids turned into drug dealers because "teachers aren't getting paid enough" and that it is the Republicans fault (although Democrats have been running your city since you can remember). You will live where the crime is high, where the schools suck, and where everyone -- and I mean everyone -- votes the STRAIGHT PARTY TICKET! Oh, and ou will like it, Dave! YOU WILL LIKE IT, DAMMIT!

They takum away from me!

Yes we do! We take these things away from you so that we can reward those who vote for us like Lester the neighborhood pimp or Chuck who is your kid's pusher. We also like handing out money to the oppressed so that they can have nice things like a brand new Mercedes or pricey Louis Vuitton bags (among other things, mind you). We are all about TAKING AWAY and giving to those who spent most of their lives doing nothing but bitching and signing on to read whatever crawled out of Kos' ass. One of these days you will see a gerbil on the front page of Daily Kos.

Me so angry!!

I would be too, but then again I am a Democrat and don't have to worry about being raped by the IRS or the government since, well, I am the government doing the raping. And while we are raping the producers to feed the parasites, I am busy -- along with such friends like Chris Dodd -- taking kickbacks and being paid off by special interest, corporations and the like ALL THE WHILE RAILING AGAINST THEM TO GET YOUR PROGRESSIVE VOTE!

Oh, and did I mention we can get loans!? YES! WE CAN GET LOANS SIMPLY BY PICKING UP THE PHONE AND CALLING THE PRESIDENT/CEO OF THE COMPANY! And to think the angry white man -- who is a total sucker -- can't get a loan because banks are too tight assed right now to lend any money due to the mortgage crisis! HA! Suckers.

Me angry, angry white man!


RRRAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

Yes, and we are afraid of angry white man, Comrade Dave. So scared, in fact, we have to do everything in our power to take angry white man's guns away from him so that angry white man will be completely powerless.

Without angry white man's money, I would not be Speaker right now. Without angry white man's money, I would not be able to buy votes to keep my sagging ass planted firmly in my fine leather chair on Capitol Hill. What we do to angry white man is the stuff that revolutions are made of and all the more reason why we have to grab them guns.

Let em' eat cake,

Mama Nancy

You are so wise, Madame Speaker. It is almost as if the Obama himself is working through you. Powerful.

P.S -- Boss Daley sends you his love and hopes you will visit Chicago soon. He has a lot he wishes to discuss with you.

Yes!! Finally!! The People's Democratic Republic of Illinois has finally clawed it's way to the top of the communist heap!! Through our puppet Governor, Comrade Daley has implemented very good progressive programs, such as sticking it to the 'fat cats' who own companies. Yes! Let them leave the glorious PDRI, for we do not need or want them! The State shall provide!! The State shall provide!!
We are proud to have the highest sales tax in the nation! And just wait! Soon we will have the highest income taxes in the nation! Ha ha ha!!
The Obama will use the PDRI as the example in which we shall transform America!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

This would be a good time to start deciding exactly what sort of socialism we wish here in the USSA.....a communist socialism or a national socialism. We certainly do not wish for our money cows to go dry.

O'Brien wrote:Yes!! Finally!! The People's Democratic Republic of Illinois has finally clawed it's way to the top of the communist heap!! Through our puppet Governor, Comrade Daley has implemented very good progressive programs, such as sticking it to the 'fat cats' who own companies. Yes! Let them leave the glorious PDRI, for we do not need or want them! The State shall provide!! The State shall provide!!
We are proud to have the highest sales tax in the nation! And just wait! Soon we will have the highest income taxes in the nation! Ha ha ha!!
The Obama will use the PDRI as the example in which we shall transform America!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

DAMMIT! ITS NOT CRAW, it's CRAW!




HOW Many times must I 'splain it to you??!

We are big fans of CRAWfish down here!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:We are big fans of CRAWfish down here!

Mudbugs

Mudbugs? Are you some sort of yankee?

they call 'em mudbugs (or just bugs) down here in TX...they bawl 'em...

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Mudbugs? Are you some sort of yankee?

Heaven forfend! I am not a damn yankee!..... Not that there's anything wrong with being a damn yankee,mind you.(see,I'm working on my...ummm.... inclusivity...inclusiveness?...incluse-itis?...one of those) :)

I just can't disparage the noble crawfish with such terms... it is such a delicacy. Oh, and the potatoes, corn, and sausage from the boil as well.....

Yankee bastards. You know who you are!!

We know who you are as well! Great General Lee! Are my thoughts being heard again?

From the Moonbattery Brigade of the forces of liberation:

"and one day I decide to make my OWN crawdad, but I didn't use no water. It were jus' like popcorn!"

What sort of craved decadent eating is that?? Why, boiling in the glorious crawfish boil is what gives it the wonderful flavor!

And that is CRAWFISH yankee!

Did you not notice the quotation marks, Comrade? Do you not recognize a satirical reference to a film line?

And if I may suggest, you might want to be careful to whom you direct the blood-insult "yankee." I have an entire case of whoopass that I haven't opened this week. And they's tall-boys.

So sorry Comrade Brain in the Jar, I did not recognize the movie line. For a moment, I thought you had gone insane.