Add a Caption to Mitt Romney's Poster

Today I came across this "chill out" poster and thought that it had some Romney quality in it. See below.



So I decided to combine the two, but didn't know what caption to choose. I wish Mitt had more of the cool SOB attitude as the guy in the original. But perhaps we can pave the way and show him how it's done.


 

For example: "I actually have a resume"



 

Red Square

I have a resume, bitch!


 

Sometimes the truth is too wordy for a catchy slogan-- too many words for easy absorption by millennials. But I take refuge in the "Fresh Fish For Sale Today" marketing anecdote.




Of course, the fish-marketing expert would say that the only essential word in the caption above is the word "Instead ..." Simple and direct ... like "Hope" or "Change."

--KOOK
 

*I would a lot rather have Ron Paul. But if it comes to holding your nose and voting for the least worst candidate....again.... I guess it would be Mitt.
 

Romeny Caption Contest: First, Heel Thyself.


--KOOK
Note to self-- never use caption requiring a footnote.
 

Romeny poster caption: Dogs Prefer Riding Over Roasting.



--KOOK
 

 

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Romney to Obama: Choom? No thanks-- I've never supported cartels.



--KOOK
 

RINO v. Kenyan
 

You are fired, Barack!





 

Mitt Romney to Obama: No, only jobs should skyrocket.




--KOOK
 

Mitt Romney to Obama: No, "Leading from behind" means "following."




--KOOK
 

Strong Capitalism will cure Crony Socialsim



 

Mitt Romney to Obama: No, America is exceptional, not acceptional.



--KOOK
 

 

 

Prosperity and abundance are the fruits of character and freedom.



 

 

 

 

I almost forgot my log in...
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or better yet
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I've been holding a similar image.







 

I will heal the demon within you, Barack. Socialism come out!
 

Damn! Buffoon is back! How did he escape?


 

Superkommissar Maksim

Damn! Buffoon is back! How did he escape?


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Dearest Prof Maksim, don't start... that's how I got in trouble last time.
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It's good to see you back here. Life without a nemesis isn't much of a life.
 

Superkommissar Maksim

It's good to see you back here. Life without a nemesis isn't much of a life.
I'll just have to remember not to mention any poultry products.
I always came back to see what you and More Equaler were up to.
 

Huh...I thought we gave you the boot.

Oh. You're wearing it.
 

 

You never know how much you'll miss a guy with a boot on his head until he's gone...

Good to see ya Comrade Buffoon!!
 

 

"I'm not Barack Obama. Next argument?"
 

It is very difficult to converse with a Bare Rock!!!