GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report:

An exciting new Earthy-Science Exposé in the tradition of the pioneering "Inconvenient Truth" hard-science documentary by Al Gore (a.k.a. "Al G") invokes the beauty/beast imagery of the 1970's classic, SWAMP THING (starring Adrienne Barbeau) in revealing that Al G's ALGAE THING can replace Big-Oil men drilling GAIA:

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Here, Adrienne Barbeau as GAIA bathing in a placid swamp, contemplates the wonders of Algae as a substitute for drilling-- See below:


Here, Adrienne Barbeau as GAIA learns from her swamp guide about algae that glow in the dark and thus can save us from the incandescent light bulbs at a mere $50 each-- See below:


This is just the beginning of the ALGAE THING REVOLUTION. Soon GAIA and all enlightened womyn will teach the Neanderthal men who favor drilling that the swamp provides the joys of sustainability because drilling just can't go on forever.

Instead of a war against womyn, this will be a war for womyn.

--GAIA Minister Neytiri

An affordable Al G!
Just like affordable gasoline and affordable electricity!

The EPA closed more than 100 electric plants. They are going too slow and need some strong communism!

AlGore should pour a gallon of algae in his fuel tank and see how far he goes down the road.
When will there be algae re-fueling stations around?
How can there be a way to recharge the Volt when there are no places to do so?
And everyone has an experience iwth how sorry, expensive and unreliable batteries are, who nees that in an automobile?

Comrade Komrade - how long since you had a good Jiffy Lobo™??? Just sayin'...