After this firsthand account was posted to the web site of the Wall Street Journal late Sunday evening, Comrade Alan Grayson called an emergency session to directly address the American people from the House floor. It is notable that Comrade Grayson was environmentally conscious in recycling his three year old props.

I guess EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY doesn't want to "share". How callous and cold of EDIE to want everything for EDIE. What about the sex workers in VT at "WhoreCast" who will be left without care if EDIE takes it all? The nerve of some people!

I understand they and their crabs gave a toast to Edie before dancing on her pre-existing grave.

We must respect Caveman Graystoned for what he's doing to Obamacare™ by advancing the argument that the sooner we die the more we'll appreciate what Obamacare™ is all about. The Caveman truly is a glittering jewel for the Party™

While the advancement of Obamacare may bring a smile to the lips of the skeptic, and to even Comrade Graystone, I predict that once health care is fully nationalized and medical resources are strictly rationed, there will be a need for an ongoing effort to direct all health care provider/working doctors to keep all those hospital beds open for purposes of vanity or just for the sake of all those faithful progs who just occasionally happen to think that they truly need it. However, it should be noted, Comrades, that extremists who are still hung up on all that "sanctity of human life" rubbish will be forced encouraged to draft a "Party Approved Living Will". This would be a nationally notarized electronic document specifying/outlining their sincere desire not to inconvenience any working health care official/ practicing doctor, party official, concerned loved one, or society in general by remaining alive for another few more years. This "Party Approved Living Will" could be created on a wallet-sized memory stick that one would present to their health care official/working doctor or embalment practitioner, secretly stating "I'm a party failure and due to my outdated political beliefs, I politely request that I be euthanized rather than the extended life cycle permitted by party officials.…. After all, death is a natural and beautiful journey and it shouldn't be feared, but embraced. Life, on the other hand, for these extremists, continue to house a collection of party roadblocks just something that happens before you die, and most often it's just a collection of Tea Bagger moments anyway……

Comrade Trashmouth,

I believe you're correct. So much of what has been laid out here in the Cube has been coming to fruition just like we said it would. It is as if we share a hive mind with dear leader. Now that our decption intention is being revealed to the masses there will be a time of adjusting them to the new normal. You know, that period of struggle when someone realizes you're strangling them just before they pass out into a peaceful sleep.

Reuters has decided to run a story this morning on the reality of failed and collapsing socialist medical systems across Western Europe. It also points out in a matter of fact way and three years too late that this will be the new reality for the American Prole.

It also decided to break the news that just maybe there is a nugget of truth to the death panel talk.

Haha! We are lucky that so many Americans lack the ability for critical thought and basic logic. We must massage the new reality into existence.

Just wait until the masses learn that they must play Jelly Spash and Jungle Heat as part of their regularly scheduled visits to the Cube. We will have our hands full then.

Yes, Comrade perhaps one act of random journalism may pacify those who continue to provoke outrage over progressive ideals. If it simply comes down to the fact that if proud progressives can't win with the enlightened masses feeding off real or imagined fears, we must put aside our moral high ground when it is politically expedient and allow Hillary to continue to champion our cause. This is not the time to let a few spoil a good time for being totally intolerant to the existence of the yet to be created Obamacare data base.

I was misreading your correctly read post.... I was thinking Comrade Grayson had dies. Distressful indeed. (cough cough)