American Comrades - Are You Ready for Annexation?


My dear fellow travelers, we stand today at an important place in the beet field of history - while most of us here on The Cube are "Americans", we are more equally aware than our less equal non-cubing comrades of how far we have come and how incredibly close glorious Next Tuesday™ truly is!
Our very own People's Director has done his part for the Party, so to speak, in introducing us all to what will soon be worldwide Current Truth™ in Art. While the ignorant teabaggers may call it "propaganda", we know it for what it really is - Current Truth™ - and we should be grateful that Comrade Red Square has shared both his experience and his vision with us here on The Cube!
Just this afternoon I was reading about the glorious reform which is now sweeping the Motherland, courtesy of Comrade Vladimir Putin; I wept with joy, comrades, as I saw with my own eyes the similarities between what we commonly practice here on a daily basis on The Cube and what will soon be reality throughout the world.
A truly glorious time to be alive, comrades!
FORWARD!!!


Are you sure this story is about Russia? This paragraph is, well... something I think I saw in a local paper recently:
But when the mild-mannered 60-year-old tried to discuss Russia’s annexation of Crimea in class, things almost got out of hand. “My students swore at me and said I wasn’t telling the truth,” he says. “Then they said I didn’t love

Rudyard Kipling, "The Man who Was", from Life's Handicap (1891)
http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/k/kipling/rudyard/lifes/chapter18.html


And who makes the best cigars? The communist Cubans, that's who.
I rest my case.




R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade Terman, I would be remiss if I did not point out that Comrade Rudyard Kipling also said that "A woman is just a woman... but a good cigar is a smoke."And who makes the best cigars? The communist Cubans, that's who.
I rest my case. I wonder where Mr. Kipling stood on equal pay for woman?

R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade Terman, I would be remiss if I did not point out that Comrade Rudyard Kipling also said that "A woman is just a woman... but a good cigar is a smoke."And who makes the best cigars? The communist Cubans, that's who.
I rest my case.
But Comrade Rock, Brother Kipling also said:
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Holy State or Holy King--
Or Holy People's Will--
Saying--after--me:--
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(I think Brother Kipling would probably not approve of Dear Leader.)


