Comrades,

Those selflless individuals, such as myself, who have dedicated their lives to Moving Forward the People's Struggle against incorrect thought might have had the distinct displeasure to suffer the incoherent vitriol-laden incendiary racist diatribes of the raving rightwing fascist who vainly attempts to cover his tracks under the alias Instapundit. It takes far more than a crafty self-aggrandizing individualistic alias to conceal the identity of the pernicious pontificating professor of--nay, The-Jungle-like butcher-processor of--law, Glen Reynolds. In addition to his legal disinformation discourses, which indicate the purity of thought in higher education still lags in academic backwaters like "law" (of The Jungle, of the marketplace, etc.), and intellectually obscene video interviews propagated in and by the deepest darkest reactionary recesses of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy's Internet Web of Unending Superlative Hate (VORACIOUS), he has managed to circulate some outrageous thoughtcrime under the title ofAn Army of Davids.

Surely, eyes opened and guided by ever-vigilant Correct Thought, you were already outraged and wondering what can be done to stop the hate.

Comrades, I propose we fight the Reactionary Black Hole with the Brilliant Illuminating Super Nova (BISON) of Marxism-Leninism by organizing the proletarian consciousness in all its arms to create An Army of Julias: ebooks, ediscourses, imedia, idea, tweets, twits. We can and we must outproduce them. Political power flows out the barrage of the medium, comrades.

No more, no less. No more Right-Wing, no less than the Glorious World of Next Tuesday!

Comrade Tovarich, I most heartily and equally agree. To add to your list of merchandise, I propose that we have Julia paper dolls, and Julia "Barbie" dolls. We can have Julia at different ages, along with lots of taxpayer government supplied accessories. And we would of course need a Dear Leader doll to tend to her.

All proceeds of the sales of Julia merchandise should benefit a worthy cause: the campaign of Dear Leader against rightwing fascist, Julia hater, and dog abuser unlike dog eater Dear Leader Mitt Romney.

Oh, crap... when Pinky sees you saying that Julia's of the world need to be "tended", it's going to be, well, colorful to say the least! This ought to have some modern art characteristics, (once the wall is splattered) if nothing else!

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The glories of being "Julia". We are all now faceless dependents of the state so we can serve the state.

Question, comrades. If all of Dear Leader's glorious policies worked so well as "Julia" was a child, teen, and student, how come she remains dependent on Dear Leader throughout her adult life?

El Presidente,

In your most eloquent expressions here, Comrade, you are dangerously close to, um, er, well, exposing the truth! Especially your most impertinent: "Question, comrades. If all of Dear Leader's glorious policies worked so well as "Julia" was a child, teen, and student, how come she remains dependent on Dear Leader throughout her adult life?"

You are treading on dangerous ground, my friend. Be careful!

To us Progs, truth (I use the lower case intentionally) is an ever-malleable thing. We never want to get too close to it. Capiche?

Be FOREWARNEDFOREWARD!

Pamalinsky wrote:
You are treading on dangerous ground, my friend. Be careful!

To us Progs, truth (I use the lower case intentionally) is an ever-malleable thing. We never want to get too close to it. Capiche?

Be FOREWARNEDFOREWARD!

I accept your warning and will refrain from engaging in critical thinking as I move FORWARD.Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Oh, El Presidente!

I am warmed by your response! I especially appreciate this since our power grid has gone down. It is clear that you see what's good for you!

My life now has meaning!Thank you!

PeoplesComrade, I think you might be onto something here. It is very possible that we are not equal to Julia. Therefore, we must spread her government largesse wealth around. Tax Julia. She is the new rich. Tax the rich. Tax her government benefits so they can be redistributed equally. Forward, Comrades, forward!

Comrade Putout, I have always loved that Robert Palmer video - well done!

Of course, Dear Leader's version is SOOO much better!

♪ Might as well face it - you're addicted to gov! ♫

(GIT-tar solooooooooooo)

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Putout, I have always loved that Robert Palmer video - well done!

Thank you R.O.C.K.!

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:I think that Julia is getting more than me.

I'm not sure what that image or quote means but since I am in the lens of the binoculars I will assume someone, perhaps you TPC, is interested in seeing more of me so...

(Fellow Cubers - don't click on the mystery item and then send me a nasty private message because you were offended!)

El Presidente,

This illustrious illustration of Julia disturbs me somehow. I mean, she IS faceless, footless and fancy free AND armless! She couldn't pull a gun on someone if her life depended on it!

Hmmmmm.

(Just like me!) Oh yes, heh, heh, and all of us! I always consider the consequences that may befall my fellow man when I go forward in support of something, no matter how inconsequential! Heh, heh.

Hmmmmmmm.

With Obamacare™ looming on the horizon, and all of its newly-discovered "addendums", I wonder if your Julia would be considered a MUTANT. Yes, that's right, a MUTANT! And should therefore be eliminated!

Hmmmmmmm.

Naaaaaw! Not gonna happen! There I go, THINKING AGAIN!

I denounce myself! (Only so I don't have to put up with others doing it!)

Comrade Putout,

I clicked on the Mystery Item and was not offended! Actually, I thought your placing it as a Mystery Item was quite tasteful! And relevant! Well played!

Nice um.....cat you have there Comrade.

Pamalinsky wrote:El Presidente,

This illustrious illustration of Julia disturbs me somehow. I mean, she IS faceless, footless and fancy free AND armless! She couldn't pull a gun on someone if her life depended on it!

Hands and feet are symbols of labor and work. You may interpret het missing of hands and feet as such...Julia is a ward of the state and does not need to work. Therefor her hands and feet are missing. There are two kinds of progs. One that lives off the state and therefor avoids work. These are displayed most gloriously at the Hoard-Wall Street rallies. The second kind of prog is the one that does not mind laboring for the benefit of the Julia's of the world. These are the ones that celebrate those at Hoard-Wall Street while they, themselves, are working on behalf of the state.

Comrade putout, for some reason I've always thought your kitteh would be more like this one...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade putout, for some reason I've always thought your kitteh would be more like this one...

All this ferocious feline frolicking frames fantastical fantasies.

Comrades,

Now that we have a growing Army of Julias, who will be the Party's Joules to share his/its jewels with Julia(s)?

Tovarich, I have been a staunch admirer of yours for years now, and you have scaled yet another empyrean height in this post.

I have no idea WTF you're talking about. You're even better than the president of UNLV: "We are strategically poised to emerge as a revitalized institution aligned with metrics of excellence. "

Metrics of excellence. Why, that could be anything, couldn't it? It's excellent if we say it is, and bad if we say it is. In fact, we define reality.

Reality is what we pull our of our asses every morning.

And as far as Julia goes, dear El Presidente, that's the freaking POINT that she be a slave on the New Plantation. We'll get everyone comfortably dependent, and dumb down education. You know, it's not at all hard to oppress hand-to-mouth peasants.

So that's what we must turn America into. A peasant country. Just look how much fun the Chinese are having with their peasant country.

Comrade Father Prog Theocritus,

On behalf of the Party, I accept your appreciation. Speaking as a proud Party member, I must say I find the metric system excellent. It eschews the revolting aristocratic lineage of the oppressive English unit system. How much clearer could it be, with a unit like "the foot" that stands on the neck of every measuring and measured prole?

By hammering the toes of oppressive metrics can the immeasurably superior thought of Marxism-Leninism effect an empirical change for social justice, come the Revolution. Prior to that, the sails of Marxism-Leninism will, tacking in the face of the reactionary conservative flatus like a yacht astride the pelagic depths of petit bourgeois human history, guide the New Soviet Shems to the welcoming, nurturing, providing, and sheltered berth of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

Comrades,

There is only one way to stomp out the oppressive "foot" of the English unit system, and that is through assertive foot-stomping, as demonstrated in the incisive anthropological documentary on US "society," John Waters' Polyester. Witness how the foot stomping is done, with sizing up of the class enemy, beguiling approach, and merciless execution. The resulting proletarian huzzah is perhaps superfluous, but it surely demoralizes Them.

This is what "stompin'" is all about! You know it, I know it, we all know it!Tantrums involve foot stompin"! Get busy Comrades! Stomp your way into The World of Next Tuesday™!It always works! Right?

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Prior to that, the sails of Marxism-Leninism will, tacking in the face of the reactionary conservative flatus like a yacht astride the pelagic depths of petit bourgeois human history, guide the New Soviet Shems to the welcoming, nurturing, providing, and sheltered berth of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

Comrade, may I quote you on that? And I DO mean word for word :)

Comradette Pamalinsky,

You always step up to the plate.

Comrade ROCK,

Of course, for my copyleft output is of the Party and meant for redistribution, as is the work of every comrade. Except for Cher, Krugman, Babs, and certain select others highly represented in the cinematographic and contemporary music sectors. This is because their output is so much more demanding in every conceivable way than that of, say, someone someone toiling on the inhumane non-union Honda production line for $11.50 an hour. Someone like the compassionate director James Cameron of Titanic might seem to belong to the 1%, but his efforts on behalf of the party are so great that he transcends mere income levels.

Tovarich wrote:By hammering the toes of oppressive metrics can the immeasurably superior thought of Marxism-Leninism effect an empirical change for social justice, come the Revolution. Prior to that, the sails of Marxism-Leninism will, tacking in the face of the reactionary conservative flatus like a yacht astride the pelagic depths of petit bourgeois human history, guide the New Soviet Shems to the welcoming, nurturing, providing, and sheltered berth of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

Again, I take off my helmet with a horn in the middle in appreciation. Utterly and completely ineffable and therefore entirely effable.

I would take umbrage at "pelagic depths" since I've got lots of depth. My superheterodyne, phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat tells me so all the time. "Theocritus," it whispers with the Music of the Spheres, "just think of your depth. Dr. Mengele went a while 3" into your prefrontal lobes during your last Jiffy-Lobo™. And since you've relearned continence, you're even more of a Made Prog."

But also I am not petit bourgeois. I come from prole stock and it's only my unending toil for the Party, my theft, my lies, my deceptions and my viciousness which have elevated me to a Made Prog.

I have red blood, not blue blood.

I have no idea why I posed for this cover...

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Putout! I had no idea that you so favored our Many Titted Empress! What a fortunate visage you have. But do you not think that it is sexist? After all, commercials these days don't show boys except in some sort of remediation, and it is not certain that they are meant to be fed.

The question is, how do we pry him off of the Mom tit and onto the governemnt tit?

Comrade Putout wrote:

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Fantastic, Putout!! I love this!! Our darling Entertainer in Chief has never looked sexier!

the selfish little bastard has been there all evening....every time I check (and I do check often) he's still latched on, and this line isn't getting any shorter.

I'm with Tovarichi - this line hasn't moved in 4 hours, and I'M HUNGRYYYY!!!!!!!

Gloriously liberated from the piggish V the K at "Caption This."

Comrade Putout,

With all the variations on your theme posted by others here, it is gleefully obvious you have become a true "cat"alyst for Progressive Action! Niiiiiicely done!

Cat?

P-ski, dearest-- hand me my pistol from the end table, please?

Just you wait, Tovarichi! Just you wait! I love cats and will show you a thing or two! (Don't hold your breath, though. It involves the new Photoshop.) You're getting lucky here. But, don't take this for granted!

Since you're so easily amused, entertain yourself with this!

Margaritas anyone?

Betinov!

You are cruel and sick (and honest!) Like a true prog should be! I love the way you just take it to the limit! Very exciting!

Pamalinsky wrote:Just you wait, Tovarichi! Just you wait! I love cats and will show you a thing or two! Don't hold your breath, though. It involves the new Photoshop. You're getting lucky here. But, don't take this for granted!

So if I'm reading this korrectly, You are going to show me a thing or two, then I will get lucky? Dear Lenin what a glorious day this is! I suppose I could learn to tolerate a cat for a while...

Tovarichi - I don't want to start trouble but...
someone seems to be getting lucky here...
and I wonder what they were shown?

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Comrade Putout,

I just can't do the photoshop thing Tovi wants! At least, not in the expedient way!

Tovi has revealed himself as a Cad! (And, i'm not talking Computer Assisted Design.) He claims to love me, but he will betray me in a NY minute!

Go! Comrade Putout! Go!

Trust me, Comrade Putout, he doesn't care! Never did, never will!

Putout, I do wish you'd quit using that picture of our Many Titted Empress with her rictus. It is disturbing my sleep, and disturbing it a lot. Must you do this?

Also I know this is nothing but a PS job because I happen to have seen what passes for our MTE's ass when she was passed out cold. It's not that big but is storage for her squamous tail.

Comrade Putout,


You have so much more to say than the exposure of your butt! We see it! Do you? You are quite adept at this! Go, Comrade Putout, go!

Love,

Pamalinsky!

Pamalinsky, is it possible that Putout is showing us where to put her superheterodyne, phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat? I have maintained for some years that a true prog has to stand to be effective for sitting down disrupts the blood supply to the brain.

One morning, Julia awakes to find her EBT card has not been loaded on the specified day.
Unable to cope - she makes the logical progressive decision.

Shovel 4 U wrote:One morning, Julia awakes to find her EBT card has not been loaded on the specified day.
Unable to cope - she makes the logical progressive decision.

Huh! Nooooo! This is too much like Soviet Russia! And, Chairman Mao! ETC! And, Mother Theresa!~ I just can't take it anymore! Contradiction is not my "fach."! (German for "specialty')

(I do agree with you, Shovel 4 U, BTW, I can shovel for myself AND bait my own hook, thank you!)

Meanwhile, enjoy your sturgeon eggs! (caviar) Capitalist pig, you! (My favorite kinda guy!)

Pamalinsky wrote:...
I just can't do the photoshop thing Tovi wants! ...
Tovi has revealed himself as a Cad!...
He claims to love me, but he will betray me in a NY minute!

Well, I for one am shocked. I have asked for nothing but clarification of your meaning, Just what one or two things were you going to photoshop anyway? and define luck! Am I to play the State's lottery (proceeds to the benefit of the children and their public schools) this evening? What have you learned, and when did you learn it?

Dearest Pamalinski, remove your mind from the gutter, it's unlady-like and unbecoming on you. Cad? Me? I have always treated you with respect (though a different kind of respect than used for Pinkie's follow-through after a good shovel strike... that rates RESPECT...) and would never betray your trust! (who else has offered a COMPLIMENT on your knowledge of classical and Classic rock music?) I have actually wondered what musical soundtrack you would put behind the different stages of little Julia's story. the possibilities are endless...


I will admit that the most recent photos of you and your "twin sister" are ahhhh, ummmmm, noteworthy. (probably destined to become a screensaver somewhere, I wouldn't know...) I am a soldier and a pilot, trained by my government to observe everything and attack as required. Maintain perspective, comrades, it's all in fun.

In the meantime, I'm pondering what is the parallell story of Julia's brother? Was he properly aborted at birth? Does he attend public school? How early does he get into Juvenile Detention hall? What communicable diseases does he pick up before he is old enough to register to vote? Will he choose to become a Mooslim? a soldier? or just a plain old deadbeat dad like his very own baby-daddy?

Tovarici!


A Soldier and a Pilot! I knew this about you, dear Tovi!


My daddy was a Soldier and a Pilot and was shot down over Jarkarta! WW2! They bombed the crap out of the port there, only to be shot down, and spent a year in the jungle, just North of Jakarta, fighting for their lives, only to simply walk out of there, as if nothing had happened. This story was a feature in the Chicago Tribune way back in 1944. It was reported with actual quotes from the guys on the flight! An amazing story of fortitude and fortune. And, my step-father, only 21 years old stating what it was like to actually kill a prisoner of war. It was his duty, in fact the prisoner begged him to do so! Living on the edge of one's perceptions!


I know there are many, many stories like this about our wonderful, courageous soldiers. The one I mention was my step-father, the other one, my real father, was killed by a land mine during the invasion of Normandy, a week before I was born! So, I have two wonderful fathers! TWO! I will never find the words to describe how much I love them BOTH!


Yeah, I've just dated myself! I don't care! I love my daddies!

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Pamalinsky, is it possible that Putout is showing us where to put her superheterodyne, phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat? I have maintained for some years that a true prog has to stand to be effective for sitting down disrupts the blood supply to the brain.

Funny you should mention the 'superheterodyne phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat' Father Prog! I began to reminisce on my senior year in high school. I seemed to recall assembling a device such as this. I looked through a shoe box full of pictures and found this. You can see that I was prepared with a tin-foil hat just in case! Jim was my boyfriend at the time until I found out that as I was working on the superheterodyne receiver he was secretly working on the superhomodyne receiver. (When I say super I mean SUPER!) I was crushed and remain so to this day...

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I thought I recognized a guy named Jim, looked almost like him, only I don't recall a moustache on that guy. Second grade was so long ago...

Pamalinsky wrote: I can shovel for myself AND bait my own hook, thank you!)

But can you be wield the "Peoples Hoe" ™ for Obama like Julia can?

Putout wrote:Jim was my boyfriend at the time until I found out that as I was working on the superheterodyne receiver he was secretly working on the superhomodyne receiver.

How strange you should mention that. I had an episode of that myself at the Rancho. Bruno had had over a few of his little friends--hell, taller than a basketball team but little, well you know what I mean.

Bruno started playing a Streisand medley and all the queens starting fainting in coils. "Oh," one of the gushed, "I'm so in love."

That was when I ran to the gun closet and pulled out a rifle. I have lots of experience with superhomodyne receivers and I promise you, they ain't pretty.

Shovel 4 U wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote: I can shovel for myself AND bait my own hook, thank you!)

But can you be wield the "Peoples Hoe" ™ for Obama like Julia can?

Hmmmm. Now that's a real tuffy.

Comrade Shovel 4 U,

The selflessness of Julia's last act is touching, the unshared sacrifice for the Public Good™ that enables a more fair distribution of WealthSpread™.

Tonight I happened to be riding home on the public transit when in front of me I noticed a pickup truck, the rear cab window of which was "decorated" with the Joker-overlaid face of Dear Leader, under which the Christofascist driver had written "Thank you, Satan!" Tragically, the assault did not stop there. The bed's gate was covered with scenes reminiscent of DWEMs meeting at a Continental Congress session. A massive chunk of text on the right side of the gate said something about how millions cannot afford health care yet the government is burning through millions an hour in foreign wars that kill our young. I was so nauseated by this antediluvian sediment, for it did not reach the level of sentiment, that the bus driver let me off before a scheduled stop, just so I could vomit. Thanks be to Marx that the proletarian potato does not have an unappealing taste upon a second visit.

But I digress. I was able to catch the license plate: Florida. Those infernal Bushes, aristocrats and haterz since before time began!