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An Imposter Has Stolen Our Dear Leader's Identity

9/9/2009, 1:00 pm
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I was perusing my Obama photo album as I'm wont to do, when I noticed a curious coincidence. Our leader has been kidnapped by evil forces and replaced by Cardboard Obama. When you view this photo montage, tell me if I'm wrong? I've documented this phenomenon right up to the present moment. Here's a small sample:

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9/9/2009, 2:11 pm
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By Saints Marx and Engels!

The audacity, the insolence! Who dunn it? I demand an inquiry and a show trial of whoever I can pick up on the corner of 122nd and Marx, right here in Cesar Chavez City. I'm sure they're guilty of something. Thoughtcriminals!

Who is the guy whose hand is being shaken by our Dear Leader's carboard cutout? Is he the token cracker? Where is the reverence? Off with his head!
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9/9/2009, 3:10 pm
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We always knew he was thin skinned and two dimensional.
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9/9/2009, 7:15 pm
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:We always knew he was thin skinned and two dimensional.

Haha. That is funny Comrade Woopie.
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9/9/2009, 8:35 pm
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Comrade Ivana, please put your mind at ease, your Dear Leader Obama has NOT been abducted by the evil forces you speak of. What you have captured photos of are simply the gifts His Presidency intends to present to any and all foreign leaders he happens to meet in the future. His Excellency realizes that his presents to Queen Elizabeth and Prime Minister Browne earlier this year did not go over as well as he hoped, so he decided to come up with a gift he is sure EVERYONE will love! I think he has a winner here, don't you?
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9/9/2009, 11:55 pm
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That makes a lot of sense Opiate of the People. I was touched to see the tender, loving care the Dear One received in Germany: <P><img src="https://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz2 ... -043-1.jpg">
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9/10/2009, 3:37 pm
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In my expert opinion (ahem), after close examination of the photos offered - this is clearly more proof of the Obamessiah's divinity. He is now bi-locating and warping the dimmensional aspects of matter so he can appear in multiple places at once - and appear in only 2 dimmensions! How wonderful! How marvelous!
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9/10/2009, 10:23 pm
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Beach Obama! Propped up to support our Afghan troops!!

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9/10/2009, 11:36 pm
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Cardboard? Are you sure it's cardboard? Yes, if it's cardboard, it is an impostor, because we know our Dear Leader is made of plastic. It's more durable, after all. And when he get's dirty, all they have to do is wipe him down with a paper towel and Windex. There is only one danger. They should never let him near fire, or Sarah Palin. He would likely melt.
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9/11/2009, 10:18 am
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<img src="https://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz2 ... 95_1-1.jpg">
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9/11/2009, 10:19 am
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