Solving ancient mysteries is vital quest for comrades at The People's Cube. One of the most baffling mysteries to TPC scholars has been to unlock the intent hidden in plain sight of ancient carved images featuring godlike creatures carrying small purses.


Archeologists, historians, and Graham Hancock have sought out the hidden meaning and purpose of these small handbags to discover more about the sacred practices and beliefs of ancient people far more knowledgeable than our current Western Civilization. According to scholars these small reticules held actual physical objects that held important functional or, symbolic value.

Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and hormones, primarily testosterone. Testicles are actual physical objects with great functional and symbolic value. Testicles are carried in a "bag", or "sack".



The ability to carry the testicles of male opponents, snapped shut in a cute, dainty purse is how godlike creatures rule the earth, or at least the purse carrier's collective.

Compare the above ancient image of a godlike entity carrying a purse to this video image of today.



Note the similarities: the depiction of the head, the size of the purse being carried. Is this a clear indicator of the contents within Brigitte Macron's bag? How many manly orbs are held within Brigitte Macron's magic purse? Has TPC correctly solved this ancient mystery?

You decide, comrades.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/1/2025, 7:53 am

How many manly orbs are held within Brigitte Macron's magic purse? 

Probably just his own.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

6/1/2025, 5:11 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/1/2025, 7:53 am

How many manly orbs are held within Brigitte Macron's magic purse? 

Probably just his own.

So, you’re counting 4? At minimum…

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/1/2025, 5:23 pm

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

6/1/2025, 5:11 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/1/2025, 7:53 am

How many manly orbs are held within Brigitte Macron's magic purse? 

Probably just his own.

So, you’re counting 4? At minimum…

To be more precise, four: his and his husband's.
 

Today, TPC Reeducation Specialists consider solving another ancient mystery.

Grown men know when Brigitte is surveying testicles to lock away in that little black bag.

Melania is noticeably absent a purse at this stunning Kennedy Center Arts event.

All the magic is between Trumputler and Melania, not carried in around in some ancient Karenthian godlike creature's purse, like Brigitte and her New Karenthian whordes.



Melania enjoys Trumputler's testicles in their original location, not in her purse. Melania is not a Karenthian, ancient or otherwise.