If Caroline's Last Name Was Palin

The party should have no problem with her anointment as long as she can swim better that her uncle. Given her track record of dedicated work with 'O' she will complete many good deeds for the people's party. This way 'O' can have a high ranking myrmidon as the junior senator from NYC and as well as the junior senator from Chicago.

If I can't use Rodham anymore she's a gawddamn Schlossberg. OK?
Schlossberg, let's try it?
All together...Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg.

There.
Caroline Schlossberg.

Schlossberg dead ahead!
Hard to port side!

Commissar Maksim wrote:
If Caroline's Last Name Was Palin

Why they should anoint Caroline:

She has plenty of organizational experience. She called Mayor Bloomberg, Uncle Teddy and the NY Times about her senate seat HERSELF.

She cares about the little people, and from the balcony of her penthouse EVERYONE appears little.

She is knowledgeable about energy policy. When her chaffeur takes the limo to the petrol station, she sometimes watches where he puts the nozzle.

She's well acquanted with taxation issues. She once met Leona Helmsley at a fundraiser.

She shops and pays for her own clothes. She doesn't need the stinking DNC to do it for her.

She edited a whole book of her mother's poems herself. I'd like to see Andy Cuomo even SPELL "onomatopoeia".

She is well versed with foreign policy, having lived in Indonesia for a time. Hey, it worked for Obama, didn't it?

Hillary wrote:If I can't use Rodham anymore she's a gawddamn Schlossberg. OK?
Schlossberg, let's try it?
All together...Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg Schlossberg.

There.
Caroline Schlossberg.

Schlossberg dead ahead!
Hard to port side!

schlussburch? schlissperge? shitzpurge? schusskerg?


Kennedy! Kennedy! Kennedy! Kennedy!

Sorry Hils, Kennedy! just rolls off the tongue so easily.

Comrades,

Since I am residing in the NY Gulag (at least until I can find a way out of here), I shall weigh in with my comments about Mrs. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg.

Our NY Gulag is already the "the shining city on the hill" when it comes to the People's domination of the masses. We are so progressive here already that you would be hard pressed to find another state (Illinois?) that has shown the country what our ever- evolving Socialist Utopia will look like. All three branches of NY's government are Democrat controlled, (just like the Obamessiah will enjoy soon), and we have had two outstanding US Senators (Schumer and our own MTE) to push the World of This Tuesday to completion.

While Mrs. Schlossberg has a few detractors, (mostly Rethuglikkans, who believe she will be easy to beat in 2010, when both Senate seats are up for grabs), (I can't wait that long!), there are many who think she will be an asset. Here are some of the detractors: the foolish traitors!

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Speaking on CBS' Face The Nation, Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y. (who has said he wants to run for Senate) called Kennedy a "People Magazine celebrity" who, as far as he knew, "has never held a real job."

"How can the average New Yorker identify with Caroline Kennedy?" King asked. "She comes from an outstanding family, I'm sure she's a wonderful parent, but she's never taken a stand on any public issue. She's never even held one news conference. She hasn't gone to one American Legion hall or Knights of Columbus hall or Masonic temple, or one synagogue to answer questions. When she does go on [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]her so-called listening tour upstate[/HIGHLIGHT], she's, like, running from city hall into the car to avoid reporters.

"And we just can't afford that. We can't afford to have a senator who is not prepared on day one." (sound familar, comrades?)

The GOP sentiments were echoed by Rep. Tom Reynolds, from Buffalo in upstate New York, who decried the Senate as becoming "a House of Lords."

Referring to replacements being named or proferred to replace Senators Joe Biden and Barack Obama, Reynolds said, "We're seeing a seat-warmer in Delaware, a seat-seller in Illinois, and we're making seat-cushions in New York for, kind of, an aristocrat royalty of entitlement coming in here." (What, she needs a whoopie cushion?)

The Che' Gourmet is amicable with the Kennedy protege. She will drive the Rethuglikkans crazy and I predict the Gov Paterson will do the Obamessiah's will and appoint her, unless our MTE is not comfirmed (Stalin forbid it!) for Secretary of State.

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At the conclusion of the program, political anchor Dominic Carter of the New York City cable news channel NY1 said that, from what he has heard, [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]"It is basically a done deal - that if Caroline Kennedy wants this seat (and she has expressed interest in it), then it is hers[/HIGHLIGHT][HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]." [/HIGHLIGHT]

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Che Gourmet wrote: Speaking on CBS' Face The Nation, Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y. (who has said he wants to run for Senate) called Kennedy a "People Magazine celebrity" who, as far as he knew, "has never held a real job."

What a fool this King is! We now have a President who's never had a real job and he is our most successful President ever! Now that the people know lack of experience is the best teacher, the sky is the limit!

This appears to be another Triumph in the bag for the ruling party!!

Caroline and Hillary's overall qualifications did remind me of a poster I once saw…

The worst kind of ignorance in a politican is ignorance of work.

I think G.K. Chesterton said that, and he was a running dog capitalist individualist backsliding non-progressive, and therefore wrong.

Hail Kennedy!
[Aren't we getting another Kennedy climate czar or something?]
Aristocracy for the masses!

Comrade Che Gourmet,

You spend too much time around reactionaries, for you are to be envied your position in NYC. Some of the rest of us who are geo-politically-challenged are forced to keep some of our earnings rather than redistribute them though various compassionate schemes. We are allowed--unthinkable!--to eat transfats and inhale second-hand smoke (why, some of us even create it, first-hand!). Please, for the PublicGood™, reconsider what you have uttered.

Many years ago in the Halcyon Days of Clinton, I drove from Connecticut to NYC en route to somewhere else. What impressed me was how, as soon as I saw the "Welcome to the Empire State" or whatever the sign said then, the interstate became proletarian, intentionally bumpy and potholed to keep drivers alert for PublicSafety™'s sake, and all the cars aged about 20 years. Unfortunately I had no time to take an off ramp to Progressivism Central, but it was eye-opening.

I returned to an area where there is roadkill, but you have progressive roadkill, which I believe has come to be known as "drive-bys." Inspired by what I saw from Boston to NYC, I begged to pay more taxes to my own state so the funds could be used more wisely than if I myself had spent them, but the public servants were confused and I went away full-handed and dejected.

Yes, do please reconsider, although Chicago is a very good alternative, if Berkeley or San Francisco are not possible.

Comrade Tovarich,

It must be my hot Latin blood, Ha, Ha although I fail to understand your reaction to my posting comrade? Was not my use of the "cone of silence" satisfactory? Did I not praise the progressive government of NY, fairly?
As far as the roads go, they have always been that way; all tolls collected end up in the State's General Fund, regardless of what they are appropriated for. This way, our wise and just government can dole out to any project they wish, which is only right. Also, you are assuming that I am residing in NYC, but I am Upstate in the new and improved "Emerald City." Now, you understand my dilemma? This part of the state has only recently become progressively Democrat, due, in part, to my vigor and diligence. (really, it's because of the mass exodus of Republicans fleeing our ever upward tax spiral). Please comrade, advise me as to what else I can do to further our glorious cause? I do enjoy our conversations, Tovarich and since you have such good taste in soup, I would be receptive to discussing any tactics that would speed the inevitable event of the World of This Tuesday.

Oh, yes, the "drive byes" you are referring to are only Comrade Cradle to the Grave's elite guard, doing some ethnic cleansing of the less progressive proletariat. He has been busy since he downloaded the Rethuglikkan voter rolls for NYC. Certainly nothing to worry about.

awaiting your imput on this comrade,


Che' Gourmet

Hillary wrote:If I can't use Rodham anymore she's a gawddamn Schlossberg. OK?

That's Queen Caroline. And when you depart our presence please remember to back away while bowing.

I love you all. You sweet pathetic utterly useless little people.

The Faire Caroline could be dubbed "The People's Princess" to counter all criticism of her highborn status. Of course, it seems all people's princesses and Kennedys end up in car accidents or with a bullet in the head. The one notable exception being, of course, the Great and Powerful Ted, who, while suffering an automobile "accident" brought his Johnny Weissmuller-like swimming skills to bear upon his own glorious rescue, enabling him to continue his work of blocking out the sun with his enormous head (and thusly diminishing Capitalistic Global Warming) and frolicking around Palm Beach in a state of intoxication with his pants around his knees, usually accompanied by some Kennedy cousin.

Comrade Che Gourmet,

Merry Christmas!

Last night I wrote a long reply but apparently, while in the midst of a multi-hour phone call, it vanished. That Bush! Gah!

Your praise is indeed praiseworthy but sometimes that Argentine accent throws me off. You say "Ché" and I say "Chè"; you say toMAYto, I say toMAHto; you say "execute," I say "liquidate" (and "Right on!").

I spent my formative years in flyover country and am thus confused by "upstate," which to me means "north of NYC"; however, I have met people from Buffalo who say it is "upstate," but I think they are geographically wrong: It is "across-state," is it not?

I have had the pleasure of contributing to NY coffers by taking the cross-state east-west toll road, but you, you have given so much more. Glorious!

Having been raised in flyover country by reactionaries who would not redistribute to me their wealth to make it possible for me to become fluent in the Left Coast, I can only associate the "Emerald City" with Kansas (and Australia), where for entertainment one sits on a (ideally, screened-in) porch in summer with a cold beer and watches thunderheads approach for miles as birds go quiet, insects go quiet, the temperature drops, the skies darken, a few raindrops plop, then thunder, lightning--It's alive (fiendish laughter)!

Comrade Che Gourmet,

Please note I have updated my preceding post.

I do hope you will mention me in your next book and subsequent movie, Che and the Art of Communist Regime Maintenance Diaries.

Oh, and if you have a good West African peanut soup recipe picked up while sticking it to capitalism in the Dark Continent, communalize it, please (or just let only me know).

Tovarich, I think that Che Gourmet will be cooking up schemed for the Faire Caroline. After all, she has called, as Opiate said, three people to ask for the seat. Now it's finger sandwiches and and canapés for other people who need to be impressed, that is if she determines that it's cheaper to do it that way than to buy the election the way Joe Kennedy for for JFK in Chicago in 1960.

For we Progressives must be mindful of economy, if it's our money.

Schlossberg?
Never heard of her. Who is she?
Is she a Kennedy or something?

You're right, People's Space Hero Dog,



She won't even use her married name because she never changed it! I still put the question out there, (perhaps Media can check this out?) "Why did she have to go to Skaneateles, NY to kiss ??'s ring? Somebody up there is a BIG SHOT, and I'm having trouble ferreting out the answer around here.

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And on another note, I saw that my good old buddy, Raul Castro is handling the Economic Crisis in Cuba just fine! He's a respectable stand-in for his brother

"You have to act with realism and adjust the dreams to the true possibilities." Quote by RAUL CASTRO, (I guess he's taking a cue from our Obamessiah?)

• Cuban President, calling for fewer subsidies for workers and stricter management to pull the country out of an economic slump
  
• He must mean Cuban President-in-absentia, Si? Heh..Heh..sure he is!

Dear Raul. To impose sacrifice on the people, when only a few years ago the Cuban government gave out pamphlets on how to cook weeds. And if you were a tourist staying in a hard-currency hotel you could have the services of a woman for the night for the price of a bar of soap.

Of course we know that it is a fine place because Michael Moore told us in <i>Sicko</i>. He told us of the upper-level health care, for the bureaucrats and such, and the tourist medical care but not of the peoples' health care.

But what should a good progressive do but give his or her own all for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday? Now I want everyone to get out there and make some more parts for a car that's 60 years old.

when only a few years ago the Cuban government gave out pamphlets on how to cook weeds.

Would that be The People's Weed™?.....ppppffffffttt.
Now we're cookin"!

I'm not sure that would be a good idea....I mean getting the munchies and not having a big bag of Fritos or Potato Chips (preferably Wise or Snyder's, extra greasy), let alone rice and one chicken per month....ummm because of the evil Capitalist AmeriKKKan embargo.

Two things:

Didn't the Russian Tea Room close a while (some years) ago? I thought I saw an obit in The New Yorker. At lease when Palin talked about Russia, she was talking about a REAL PLACE.

And anoint her? I barely know her!

(Rim shot.)

So what if the Russian Tea Room did close, Cato? What's the beef? After all, Katie's Restaurant in Wilmington, DE closed down years ago, yet Joe Biden still eats there.