While perusing my favorite website for Christmas nonreligious, gender neutral, Winter Solstice gifts, I was suddenly and inexplicably struck by an overwhelming sense of irony. I do not know what brought this on, particularly because everyone usually tells me that the irony is lost on me.

Oh, but the reason I'm posting is because I found a plethora (unlike Jefe, I know what a plethora is) of anti-capitalist, socialist, and gender neutral merch available for sale fair trade for your capital, money, dollars, uh, in the Democratic Socialists of America website Store.

Oh, and it's all union made (ACFTU, perhaps?) by workers somewhere in the world! I highly recommend the Defund the Police Baseball Tee. At $27, it's a steal! Ha, get it. And they say irony is lost on me.

I encourage all comrades to visit this store as the items below represent but a few of the "DSA t-shirts, buttons, and stickers for organizing and fun!" I only hope that this post does not cause undue competition with the People's Store #86.

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Why, why, why...do these products cost actual money?

Like why aren't we issued a 'Tax The Rich' button for free and encouraged to wear it each day like a civic merit badge?

Isn't this a Free World?

What does the Democratic Socialist of America care about exploiting the masses for profit?

Like what is that all about??

maybe the mythical horned rodent has no irony curtain mindset, either.



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I made the most glorious anti-capitalist sale one can make. I sold my soul to the socialists.

I emailed and asked them why their swag required so much capitalist scrip to purchase and if they may have a capitalist pig lurking in their stockroom. The reply was less than satisfactory however they insisted all items were union made. Thank the gods for that (if they exist of course).

MattCvetic wrote:I emailed and asked them why their swag required so much capitalist scrip to purchase and if they may have a capitalist pig lurking in their stockroom. The reply was less than satisfactory however they insisted all items were union made. Thank the gods for that (if they exist of course).

I'm sure the Union of Chinese Slave Workers approves of the working conditions of the slaves who made this. Ain't progress great!