Dear Comrades,

The loyal Socialists of the Apple Computers Collective Factory have announced a new application for all iPhones and other State-monitored communications devices which will provide live photos and streaming media from Comrade President Barack Barackovich Obama's monthly vacations. The new application, or ‘app,' is called iLax.

iLax will show the President's daily schedule, with detailed analysis of all his activities. Citizens will see Our Glorious Leader engage in charity activities as well, such as his instruction of professional golfers and his demonstrations of the safe operation of a bicycle.

When not on vacation, iLax will also show the President's daily basketball scores as he plays ‘pick up' games with Secret Service agents and staffers. All the while, iLax will also send out famous quotes of the President from his various speeches and Executive Orders.

Menus from his meals, with calorie estimations and the origins of ingredients will also be provided, so that workers and peasants of the USSA can consider their own food choices and learn to make better ones. They can also see how much the Obamas appreciate the good food we provide for them as they care for the children and elderly of our Workers' Paradise!

In the era of cutbacks and rationing, it is heartening to see the diligence of Comrade Barack in taking much-needed breaks from the stresses of governing us all. His constant struggle for our equality and unity require these activities on our behalf.

iLax helps the citizens of the USSA bond with their Leader! Agitate for better vacations for our President

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

Is the former version of this app called exLax?

Actually, the first version was to be called 'SpadeTracker,' named after Comrade Obama's favorite game...

Why iLax? Should it be O-Lax or O-Vac? "i" sounds a little individualistic.

The Party only permits Apple to release products for the People with the letter 'i' in front of them... has to do with 'International'...

Red Square wrote:Why iLax? Should it be O-Lax or O-Vac? "i" sounds a little individualistic.

I want one for the First Dog ... and Bo's airlifts too.

Comrade Marx,

Would that be a Bo-Jack device?

Z

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:The Party only permits Apple to release products for the People with the letter 'i' in front of them... has to do with 'International'...

Red Square wrote:Why iLax? Should it be O-Lax or O-Vac? "i" sounds a little individualistic.

Or maybe "i-Mbecile" -

I am of such relief... I was thinking this was more laxative for dear leader.