Her Excellency has designated some riffraff for purging

Her goons staff have designated a number system for those who need purging from the party for having participated in incorrect thoughts.

Are you on the list?

Am I on the list, you ask?

At this point, what difference does it make?

First the Pudding Wrestling tournament show trial of the ages, now this!


Who will tend my beets? Who will consume my vodka ration and those that I skim receive as gracious donations? Who will take the keys to the distillery tool room in tractor barn #2?

Wait--those images are of the paid up contributors party faithful...for the most part. I have almost nothing to worry about!

Bags packed, shovel ready. Just waiting for 2016 to roll around.

Comrade Presidente,
It is a simple mistaken identity case here. Yes I know the similarities are uncanny, yet, her Majesty must have me mistaken for the thug in New Jersey....Yes, the cruel prankster guilty of almost making a few people late on their way to the salt mines in Manhattangrad. And I was never there when that roadblock took place, I swear.

Comrade El Presidente - is Hillary actually juggling Pamalinsky?!?

They have tried and failed many times to purge old Craptek, but I am one step ahead of them. Be prepared, I always say.

Sure....I the THOUGHT SHERIFF am guilty of the following crimes...
Thinking.(the Bad kind kind, not doublethink)
eating(Meat, not Beets)
Driving.
Working.
It appears that I'm an inhuman elitist because I pay taxes that support the military.
I am a church-going criminal because I believe the bourgeois lies that the ozone hole has shrunk back
I'm even an apartheid-supporting redneck because you're...I mean I'm.... just a Right Wing ditto-head zombie!
Also, I am wearing a Red WHITE AND BLUE shirt.
And I am a Racist. I listen to MLK speech's sometimes.

But I will make amends. I am embarrassed and Ashamed, and take full responsibility for this. My people lied to me. I did not think that they would lie to me. but that is not who I am. I AM NO BULLY, AND AM CERTAINLY NO RACIST! not inherently. I would obviously not have said those things if I had known what would have happened. I promise, heads will roll...

"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... It gives me goose bumps and a warm fuzzy feeling that my cold-blooded reptilian hypothalamus really enjoys, like a snake sunning itself on a warm, flat rock."

Comrade Hillary

People's Commissar

Let the Purges begin!

Purge season just cannot come soon enough, can it?

Ron Brown commemorative purge award of 2014. Ah, beautiful revolutionary traditions!

Pathufffff.....Obviously just a minor clerical error over at party H.Q. that I just happen to be on the list. As a Comrade who is always shovel ready and knows how to use it I have nothing to worry about.

Look around Comrades. Everyone to the right of you will be purged so it's best to stay as far to the left as possible.

One thing I like about Comrade Hillary, is her good old fashioned Stalinist Style. The Dэaя Lэadэя on the other hand has a totally different Style. The former has its proper dialectic rite: with a Public Denunciation, a quick visit to the People's Secret Court, followed by a short re-education via a 7.62mm lug in the back of the head. While the latter, with its Chicago-style necklacing so quick and loud, which gives no one time to meditate on their wrongdoings against the State.

Thank God Obama I don't use an avatar, I cannot be purged this week!

For Lenin's sake, you haven't even seen the golden shovel of righteousness and immediate retribution, much less a purge from the Many Titted Empress. Tend to your beets, don't make eye contact with anyone in a red babushka, and remember that vodka is better than currency, and you'll do fine.

When you do decide on an avatar, watch the size; there is a squirrel in these parts who sees everyone's pixels as if they were his own nuts.

Can I binge first?

Purge, binge, whatevs - it's all redistribution, is it not?

Ivan Betinov wrote:Can I binge first?

I'm curious how anything that FLOATS in a jar of alcohol would binge...but I'd like to assist.

It requires Cheezits and a 24-volt battery system off a Mack truck, but it can be done.

Great-Aunt Bessie!* How good to see you again! Can you get me tickets to purges and show trials? I will repay with many cases of high-proof gratitude.

*(Yes, there has been some interspecies miscegenation collaboration in family. Do not ask.)

Tovarichi , I have seen the person with the red babushka lend her shovel to another. She did it spade first, and upside the back of the head. I would never interfere with her disciplinary educational process, as it is much accomplished and righteous. I shall go back to lurking for now.

Mein Herr,

Feel free to join us behind tractor barn #2 after the tools are cleaned this evening for "political discourse" and singing of marching songs to the glory of Dear Leader (pbuh). Bring appetizers, beverages will be available with your ration card....

A blog that may be of interest to those of us who watch the MTE.

https://commentaramapolitics.blogspot.c ... woman.html

Comrades; remain ever vigilant as the reich wing conspiracy is sending out very young thought criminals to try and infiltrate our common core reedukation centers. Luckily an astute, observant NEA Edumicator uncovered this mole in the Peoples Republik of Calipornia and sent her to reedumication kamp 90349 immediately after denouncing her thoughtcrime in front of the other prole kids.


https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/01 ... out-bible/

The Last Seven Words.

Evergreen, into your hands I commit my spirit